World Record Thread

[User Name # 1]

what means pp (i just arrive)

[RoboticSilence]

Power Points.

[User Name # 1]

hi ;) (i'm late)

[User Name # 1]

hi ;) (i'm late)

[RoboticSilence]

http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=3637

[Hellmonkeys]

PP=Penis Pride

[Hellmonkeys]

PP=Penis Pride

[User Name # 1]

tkx

[User Name # 1]

tkx

[Hellmonkeys]

Uh-o...dont want AP...lol

[RoboticSilence]

That link should show you all the shit.

Again: http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showthread.php?s=4a7537cf50eb05b71720a8305d89e1b1&threadid=3637

[Hellmonkeys]

Uh-o...dont want AP...lol

[RoboticSilence]

Exactly, Hellmonkeys... :] I tried to tell you!

[RoboticSilence]

3971/3996? Woot.

[Hellmonkeys]

Why is all my shit going down?

[Hellmonkeys]

Why is all my shit going down?

[Hellmonkeys]

Its slowly deteriorating...

[Hellmonkeys]

Its slowly deteriorating...

[Hellmonkeys]

Psh...whhyyyyy jeebus whyyyy?

[RoboticSilence]

Gah. Maybe inactivity? No way... you're active!

[Hellmonkeys]

Psh...whhyyyyy jeebus whyyyy?

[Hellmonkeys]

Ive been spamming like crazzy...lol...maybe it just goes down no matter what.

[Hellmonkeys]

Ive been spamming like crazzy...lol...maybe it just goes down no matter what.

[RoboticSilence]

Yeah... I think so.

[RoboticSilence]

It hasn't gone down more than it did the first bit, though.

[RoboticSilence]

Blah blah blah blah blah blah... :]

[RoboticSilence]

dgdsfdhgdfshg

[RoboticSilence]

It goes down a percentage from full.

[RoboticSilence]

Ffdusfsdfudshifds...

[Hellmonkeys]

BACK!

[Hellmonkeys]

BACK!

[Hellmonkeys]

asdfadsfdasfads

[Hellmonkeys]

asdfadsfdasfads

[Hellmonkeys]

psh...im gunna go pimp some

[Hellmonkeys]

psh...im gunna go pimp some

[Hellmonkeys]

Im out...later robiticsilence.

[Hellmonkeys]

Im out...later robiticsilence.

[User Name # 1]

On average, the right lung is 70g(2.5oz) heavier than the left.

[User Name # 1]

On average, the right lung is 70g(2.5oz) heavier than the left.

[User Name # 1]

Horse in german is 'pferd' and pony in german is 'pony' I bet you really wanted to know that didn't you!

[User Name # 1]

Horse in german is 'pferd' and pony in german is 'pony' I bet you really wanted to know that didn't you!

[RoboticSilence]

You know it!

[User Name # 1]

A Blue Whale's penis is 6 feet long, and as big around as a human. It contains a 3 foot bone to keep it partially erect at all times.

[User Name # 1]

A Blue Whale's penis is 6 feet long, and as big around as a human. It contains a 3 foot bone to keep it partially erect at all times.

[RoboticSilence]

I think I now have the largest sig...

[User Name # 1]

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest

[User Name # 1]

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest

[RoboticSilence]

Originally posted by User Name # 1
A Blue Whale's penis is 6 feet long, and as big around as a human. It contains a 3 foot bone to keep it partially erect at all times.

Say no to Whale Rape: Nuke the Whales today!

[User Name # 1]

If one were to unravel the entire human alimentary canal (esophagus, stomach, large and small intestines), it would reach the height of a three-story building

[User Name # 1]

If one were to unravel the entire human alimentary canal (esophagus, stomach, large and small intestines), it would reach the height of a three-story building

[User Name # 1]

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair

[User Name # 1]

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair

[User Name # 1]

There were 15,700,003 Model T Ford's manufactured, all in black

[User Name # 1]

There were 15,700,003 Model T Ford's manufactured, all in black

[User Name # 1]

It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona

[User Name # 1]

It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona

[RoboticSilence]

Bah...

[User Name # 1]

The King Ranch in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island. It comprises 1.25 million acres and was the first ranch in the world to be completely fenced in. At one time, its borders were guarded by armed patrol

[User Name # 1]

The King Ranch in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island. It comprises 1.25 million acres and was the first ranch in the world to be completely fenced in. At one time, its borders were guarded by armed patrol

[RoboticSilence]

You are repeating yourself again... and I want a red Model T... or a Camaro with a Pinto chassis.

[User Name # 1]

Fashion in the U.S. during the late 1950s had interesting restrictions. Women's trousers usually had side fastenings, as front zippers for women were considered "naughty."

[User Name # 1]

Fashion in the U.S. during the late 1950s had interesting restrictions. Women's trousers usually had side fastenings, as front zippers for women were considered "naughty."

[RoboticSilence]

President's Ranch, eh?

[User Name # 1]

It takes a sloth two weeks to digest the food it eats

[User Name # 1]

It takes a sloth two weeks to digest the food it eats

[RoboticSilence]

Back then everyone sucked... fashion today is better... and will hopefully get "BETTER" later on... if you know what I mean... :D

[RoboticSilence]

I bet sloths take forever to die.

[User Name # 1]

The five favorite U.S. school lunches nationwide are, in order, pizza, chicken nuggets, tacos, burritos, and hamburgers

[User Name # 1]

The five favorite U.S. school lunches nationwide are, in order, pizza, chicken nuggets, tacos, burritos, and hamburgers

[RoboticSilence]

Goddamnit ... what the fuck is happening to my sig?

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence
I bet sloths take forever to die.

ROFL !!

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence
I bet sloths take forever to die.

ROFL !!

[RoboticSilence]

It's a red X every other reload.

[User Name # 1]

yep

[User Name # 1]

yep

[User Name # 1]

The human feet perspire half a pint of fluid a day

[User Name # 1]

The human feet perspire half a pint of fluid a day

[Sum Yung Guy]

my fav book

[RoboticSilence]

Hahaha... I guess you, too, are a Something Awful-goer... or did you just find that in my thread?

[RoboticSilence]

Christ post bastards.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

When I went to Chicago, my dad let me kick a hobo. :D

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Btw, check it out, I'm dark... muahahahaha

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Actually, Im wind. It's cooler. :D

[RoboticSilence]

Dark pwns.

[RoboticSilence]

70 more posts.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Change you'rs to something, user CP, edit profile

[RoboticSilence]

JESUS CHRIST... I keep changing it to Dark and it keeps going back to none.

[Randuin]

laf... spam

[Randuin]

laf... spam

[RoboticSilence]

Holy Spam!

[RoboticSilence]

Siiiiiilent shit... Hoooooooooly shit... blah blah abl hal hal jhkjsbdhsaoujfgeafuibdeysudfywaresfgyv ersa xcfvygdey7, uivfgy

[RoboticSilence]

Dooby doo dah.

[RoboticSilence]

Say no to drugs when you are having sex... have sex... then do drugs.

[Sirpullido]

errrr.... just put a lil bit of cocaine in ur penis just b4 having sex.... U'll think different about sex&drugs

[RoboticSilence]

http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/badtoys/The%20Yellow%20Yell_paranoia.jpg

[RoboticSilence]

Originally posted by Sirpullido
errrr.... just put a lil bit of cocaine in ur penis just b4 having sex.... U'll think different about sex&drugs

I don't even know where to get cocaine, not that I'd really want that shit...

[Xenn]

I have this Darwin awards book, and one story is where this guy injected his dick with some drug (dont remember what it was) and then later he had an erection for about 5 days. He got gangrene, they had to amputate 9 fingers and 10 toes, blood came out his pores, and his penis shriveled up and fell off.

So, I wouldn't try it.

[Xenn]

I have this Darwin awards book, and one story is where this guy injected his dick with some drug (dont remember what it was) and then later he had an erection for about 5 days. He got gangrene, they had to amputate 9 fingers and 10 toes, blood came out his pores, and his penis shriveled up and fell off.

So, I wouldn't try it.

[RoboticSilence]

Good idea.

[Sirpullido]

Well... cocaine just makes it more...sensitive????? It stimulates the clitoris too

[Sirpullido]

Errr. where do i choose my element????

[Wiccan][V][asta]

User cp, edit options, bottom one... might be mods only tho... :-/

[Wiccan][V][asta]

But I could be wrong :rolleyes:

[Sirpullido]

I'll have a look... THX

[Sirpullido]

:( at the bottom i can only change my avatar...

[Sirpullido]

But robot is not a mod and could choose an element....

[ask_rabber]

its edit profile, xenn told me

[ask_rabber]

its edit profile, xenn told me

[Xenn]

That right i tell

Take off every zig

[Xenn]

That right i tell

Take off every zig

[Sirpullido]

OOOk thx again!!!!!!

[ask_rabber]

i quote you yesterday or something 'my brother just saw all your base and thought it was the funniest, but its just lame' and then you go 'take off every zig'

[ask_rabber]

i quote you yesterday or something 'my brother just saw all your base and thought it was the funniest, but its just lame' and then you go 'take off every zig'

[Sirpullido]

Yup, it was there

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Originally posted by ask_rabber
i quote you yesterday or something 'my brother just saw all your base and thought it was the funniest, but its just lame' and then you go 'take off every zig'

wtf? lol

[Wiccan][V][asta]

btw woo! I have a shitload of stat stuff! :D

[Hellmonkeys]

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta
When I went to Chicago, my dad let me kick a hobo. :D

My friends brother torched a hobo on accident then broke his legs...seriously

[Hellmonkeys]

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta
When I went to Chicago, my dad let me kick a hobo. :D

My friends brother torched a hobo on accident then broke his legs...seriously

[Hellmonkeys]

Its a long story...

[Hellmonkeys]

Its a long story...

[Hellmonkeys]

My friends brothers were looking arround a construction site. And it was dark and night. So they lit one of thoes caulk tubes on fire as a torch. And they were in side of a house. And in this house there was a counter that they jumped over walking in. And as they got in further they heard something. They got scared and chucked their torch at the hobo. The hobo started screaming and running after them. Then they knew in advanced about this counter, and jumped over it. The hobo didn't and ran straight into. They heard moanings and groanings and just got the fuck outta there.....lol. This is a true story...its horrible.

[Hellmonkeys]

My friends brothers were looking arround a construction site. And it was dark and night. So they lit one of thoes caulk tubes on fire as a torch. And they were in side of a house. And in this house there was a counter that they jumped over walking in. And as they got in further they heard something. They got scared and chucked their torch at the hobo. The hobo started screaming and running after them. Then they knew in advanced about this counter, and jumped over it. The hobo didn't and ran straight into. They heard moanings and groanings and just got the fuck outta there.....lol. This is a true story...its horrible.

[Hellmonkeys]

Woot...in sig.

[Hellmonkeys]

Woot...in sig.

[JRwakebord]

lol thats awful!!!

[JRwakebord]

lol thats awful!!!

[Hellmonkeys]

Yea, it was. He was really pissed at himself afterward...lol

[Hellmonkeys]

Yea, it was. He was really pissed at himself afterward...lol

[Hellmonkeys]

Alrighty...random spam time

[Hellmonkeys]

Alrighty...random spam time

[Hellmonkeys]

I love you all.

[Hellmonkeys]

I love you all.

[Hellmonkeys]

the first president was Jack Monroe.

[Hellmonkeys]

the first president was Jack Monroe.

[Hellmonkeys]

but HEY u can be stupid if u want

[Hellmonkeys]

but HEY u can be stupid if u want

[Hellmonkeys]

No, gaming portal vanished.

[Hellmonkeys]

No, gaming portal vanished.

[Hellmonkeys]

Taco kind of attempted to start it again, but I'm planning to do something with Zelaron.com instead.

[Hellmonkeys]

Taco kind of attempted to start it again, but I'm planning to do something with Zelaron.com instead.

[Hellmonkeys]

I hate flipping coins, it's the most scary thing I know. It usually makes me grumble for at least two weeks. "Can a coin really decide my future?".

[Hellmonkeys]

I hate flipping coins, it's the most scary thing I know. It usually makes me grumble for at least two weeks. "Can a coin really decide my future?".

[Hellmonkeys]

A lot of valuables ones can

[Hellmonkeys]

A lot of valuables ones can

[Hellmonkeys]

CHRUSER MADE THIS HERE SIG JOO DIE PWNZ

[Hellmonkeys]

CHRUSER MADE THIS HERE SIG JOO DIE PWNZ

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Hellmonkeys
I love you all.

i love u 2

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Hellmonkeys
I love you all.

i love u 2

[Hellmonkeys]

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question.

[Hellmonkeys]

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question.

[Hellmonkeys]

"Yes" is the answer.

[Hellmonkeys]

"Yes" is the answer.

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Hellmonkeys
CHRUSER MADE THIS HERE SIG JOO DIE PWNZ

i made my own... can ya tell? lol:D

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Hellmonkeys
CHRUSER MADE THIS HERE SIG JOO DIE PWNZ

i made my own... can ya tell? lol:D

[Hellmonkeys]

You have to have 2000 posts first.

[Hellmonkeys]

You have to have 2000 posts first.

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Hellmonkeys
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question.

dear god, yes please lololol :sex:

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Hellmonkeys
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question.

dear god, yes please lololol :sex:

[Hellmonkeys]

i see 1933 posts and a custom title under your name...

[Hellmonkeys]

i see 1933 posts and a custom title under your name...

[Hellmonkeys]

actually... a bit closer to heaven is a legit name...

[Hellmonkeys]

actually... a bit closer to heaven is a legit name...

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Hellmonkeys
You have to have 2000 posts first.

hmm? b4 what?

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Hellmonkeys
You have to have 2000 posts first.

hmm? b4 what?

[Hellmonkeys]

It's the last title before custom title.

[Hellmonkeys]

It's the last title before custom title.

[Hellmonkeys]

ya... and rofl that quote by chruser is funny... from ur sig robo

[Hellmonkeys]

ya... and rofl that quote by chruser is funny... from ur sig robo

[Hellmonkeys]

Yup... .. Chruser has plenty of good quotes to nab for a sig.

[Hellmonkeys]

Yup... .. Chruser has plenty of good quotes to nab for a sig.

[JRwakebord]

dear lord im confuzzeled

[JRwakebord]

dear lord im confuzzeled

[ViciousMilitia]

i hate my family

[Hellmonkeys]

ohh.... ok

[Hellmonkeys]

ohh.... ok

[Hellmonkeys]

Monkey

[Hellmonkeys]

Monkey

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by viciousmilitia
i hate my family

so do i

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by viciousmilitia
i hate my family

so do i

[Hellmonkeys]

Hell

[Hellmonkeys]

Hell

[Hellmonkeys]

Happyniess = love

[Hellmonkeys]

Happyniess = love

[JRwakebord]

Dolphin

[JRwakebord]

Dolphin

[Hellmonkeys]

love = sex

[Hellmonkeys]

love = sex

[JRwakebord]

Rabbi

[JRwakebord]

Rabbi

[Hellmonkeys]

Therefore as long as your happy you can have sex with anyone you want.

[Hellmonkeys]

Therefore as long as your happy you can have sex with anyone you want.

[Hellmonkeys]

Hey guys check out my site http://www.zelaron.com/hellmonkeys

[Hellmonkeys]

Hey guys check out my site http://www.zelaron.com/hellmonkeys

[Hellmonkeys]

Its kinda just the start and i need some graphic designers gogo

[Hellmonkeys]

Its kinda just the start and i need some graphic designers gogo

[Hellmonkeys]

or anyone who has ideas msg me on aim: balr80

[Hellmonkeys]

or anyone who has ideas msg me on aim: balr80

[Hellmonkeys]

REMEBER ITS JUST START
but already 170 hits ;p

[Hellmonkeys]

REMEBER ITS JUST START
but already 170 hits ;p

[Hellmonkeys]

later guys
nice.

[Hellmonkeys]

later guys
nice.

[Hellmonkeys]

Pretty good job.

[Hellmonkeys]

Pretty good job.

[Hellmonkeys]

Well, it's nothing big.

[Hellmonkeys]

Well, it's nothing big.

[JRwakebord]

im lookin. good stuff so far

[JRwakebord]

im lookin. good stuff so far

[Hellmonkeys]

As long as you stay active and post resonably much, your levels will increase, and if you fall asleep, they will drop.

[Hellmonkeys]

As long as you stay active and post resonably much, your levels will increase, and if you fall asleep, they will drop.

[ViciousMilitia]

well that's great

[Hellmonkeys]

. cool...

[Hellmonkeys]

. cool...

[Hellmonkeys]

how aobut installing the rpg hack too?

[Hellmonkeys]

how aobut installing the rpg hack too?

[Hellmonkeys]

How does it work? And why am I only level 27?

[Hellmonkeys]

How does it work? And why am I only level 27?

[Hellmonkeys]

you dont have many spams.. er POSTS

[Hellmonkeys]

you dont have many spams.. er POSTS

[ViciousMilitia]

<++++++ what does this stuff do

[Hellmonkeys]

the level depends on the post amount

[Hellmonkeys]

the level depends on the post amount

[Hellmonkeys]

wow coolest thing in a long time

[Hellmonkeys]

wow coolest thing in a long time

[Hellmonkeys]

where can u see what level u r?

[Hellmonkeys]

where can u see what level u r?

[Hellmonkeys]

under the number posts above gold

[Hellmonkeys]

under the number posts above gold

[Hellmonkeys]

It's technically a spam bar.

[Hellmonkeys]

It's technically a spam bar.

[Hellmonkeys]

The more you post in short intervals, the higher your level will get.

[Hellmonkeys]

The more you post in short intervals, the higher your level will get.

[Hellmonkeys]

I might rename the thing frmo "Level" to "Spam Level".

[Hellmonkeys]

I might rename the thing frmo "Level" to "Spam Level".

[Hellmonkeys]

To see who spams less i guess we gotta divide the Level by the Post count, and then compare people to see who is the BEST overall MEMBER that DOSENT SPAM...

[Hellmonkeys]

To see who spams less i guess we gotta divide the Level by the Post count, and then compare people to see who is the BEST overall MEMBER that DOSENT SPAM...

[Hellmonkeys]

My personal opinon on the matter is spammers are bad members, but then again i think we are encourging spam because right now, zelaron has been slowing down a bit and we need to keep our post count up... People with lower levels and high post count deserve more respect =) MY OPINON =0

[Hellmonkeys]

My personal opinon on the matter is spammers are bad members, but then again i think we are encourging spam because right now, zelaron has been slowing down a bit and we need to keep our post count up... People with lower levels and high post count deserve more respect =) MY OPINON =0

[JRwakebord]

i post!

[JRwakebord]

i post!

[Hellmonkeys]

nm, i realized it just wouldnt work in night vision

[Hellmonkeys]

nm, i realized it just wouldnt work in night vision

[Hellmonkeys]

wow JR is same level as me
You could make it based on Average posts per day rather than posts in general, that would make it more like a level than a spam level.

[Hellmonkeys]

wow JR is same level as me
You could make it based on Average posts per day rather than posts in general, that would make it more like a level than a spam level.

[Hellmonkeys]

How about basing it on which forums posted in like...

[Hellmonkeys]

How about basing it on which forums posted in like...

[Hellmonkeys]

Or adding it to other themes.

[Hellmonkeys]

Or adding it to other themes.

[JRwakebord]

SPAM!

[JRwakebord]

SPAM!

[Hellmonkeys]

I love you all.