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Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:00 PM
1x1=11
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:00 PM
Im not as think as you drunk I am.
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:00 PM
Im not as think as you drunk I am.
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:00 PM
:guitar::guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar:
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:00 PM
Penis plus vagina equals babies.
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:00 PM
Penis plus vagina equals babies.
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:01 PM
I like to eat tacos for dinner...yummmmmm.
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:01 PM
I like to eat tacos for dinner...yummmmmm.
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:01 PM
Zelaron is the shit. Thats right...the shit...not a shit.
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:01 PM
Zelaron is the shit. Thats right...the shit...not a shit.
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:02 PM
Crusher is a god to me. But so is Bob Dole so that kinda cancels it out.
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:02 PM
Crusher is a god to me. But so is Bob Dole so that kinda cancels it out.
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:03 PM
OH MO ZELARON HAS BENDL HACKED WE ARE ALRL GOING TO DIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!111 OH TAKE ME WITH YOUO LOARD JESUES CHREIST LORDY LORDY OH LORDY!
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:03 PM
guitar balls doesnt work!
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:03 PM
oh no my beautiful balls!
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:04 PM
I
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:04 PM
I
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:04 PM
anything but my balls!
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:04 PM
Am
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:04 PM
Am
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:04 PM
MY KINGDOM FOR MY BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:05 PM
Really
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-14, 07:05 PM
Really
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:05 PM
AARRAGGG MY BEAUTIFUL BALLs!!!!!!
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:06 PM
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHASHHSDAT ;LAHLHTF LD K.M ,M, LFJSDJL ASDFSDA J ANYTHING BUT MY BALLS
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:07 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:07 PM
i lick balls
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:08 PM
heloo?
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:09 PM
hello?
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:10 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllamarapepistl llllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:10 PM
LA LA LA!!!!
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:12 PM
STRIDER FURY:0wn: STRIDER FURY:0wn: STRIDER FURY:0wn: STRIDER FURY:0wn: STRIDER FURY:0wn: STRIDER FURY:0wn: STRIDER FURY:0wn: STRIDER FURY:0wn: STRIDER FURY:0wn: STRIDER FURY:0wn: STRIDER FURY:0wn: STRIDER FURY:0wn: STRIDER FURY:0wn: STRIDER FURY:0wn: STRIDER FURY:0wn:
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:12 PM
:cats:
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:12 PM
:)
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 07:13 PM
GOODBYE!
Edipus Brown
2002-05-14, 08:57 PM
dont quit spammin u fak's
Edipus Brown
2002-05-14, 08:59 PM
Useless info:
1 billion One dollar bills, if laid down end to end, would wrap around earth and the sun three times....
1 trillion One dollar bills, if laid down the same, would wrap around pluto and the sun 48 times....
Edipus Brown
2002-05-14, 09:04 PM
Useless info:
our solar system contains 3 distinct asteroid belts,
the first being the 'main cloud,' which is the asteroid belt between mars and jupiter, aka the famous one...
the second being the 'kuiper belt' half an AU (appox the distance from the center of earth to the sun, averaged...) away from pluto.
the third, known only as the 'Oort cloud' lies some 100 AU's away from pluto, beyond even the comet cloud....
drawn somewhat to scale this would look like this
O <----- Sun
;;; <---- Main belt
;;; <------ Kuiper belt
;;; <--- Oort Cloud
RoboticSilence
2002-05-14, 09:08 PM
http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/newgraphics/award-shit.jpg
RoboticSilence
2002-05-14, 09:09 PM
"Zelaron - Powered by a Bunch of Fat Guys on Bikes"
Strider Fury
2002-05-14, 09:10 PM
GET OUT
RoboticSilence
2002-05-14, 09:13 PM
http://www.somethingawful.com/rompit/superman/title.gif
This piece of shit doesn't deserve this name... it is more like:
http://www.somethingawful.com/rompit/superman/belowaverage.gif
RoboticSilence
2002-05-14, 09:15 PM
STATE OF THE ART STEALTH TECHNOLOGY!!!
http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/news/images/05-2002/05-14-2002-stealth.jpg
RoboticSilence
2002-05-14, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Hellmonkeys
ERROR will robinson, ERROR.
DANGER, Will Robinson, DANGER! Not error.
Mr.Lee
2002-05-15, 05:05 AM
Originally posted by User Name # 1
Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury
Mr.Lee
2002-05-15, 05:05 AM
Originally posted by User Name # 1
Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury
Randuin
2002-05-15, 07:20 AM
talk abou this place being outta control :D
Randuin
2002-05-15, 07:20 AM
talk abou this place being outta control :D
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:38 AM
The average life span of a fifth-century man in England was 30 years.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:38 AM
The average life span of a fifth-century man in England was 30 years.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:39 AM
Cat's urine will glow under a black light!
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:39 AM
Cat's urine will glow under a black light!
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:39 AM
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:39 AM
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:40 AM
Ingrown toe nails are hereditary
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:40 AM
Ingrown toe nails are hereditary
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:40 AM
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:40 AM
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:41 AM
Owl in Japanese in is 'Mimizuku'
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:41 AM
Owl in Japanese in is 'Mimizuku'
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:42 AM
Your skin is your body's largest organ.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:42 AM
Your skin is your body's largest organ.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:43 AM
30 people die a year in Japan from eating puffa fish in restaurants
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:43 AM
30 people die a year in Japan from eating puffa fish in restaurants
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:43 AM
Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:43 AM
Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:44 AM
The human brain is insensitive to pain. The suffering of a headache come not from the organ itself but from the nerve and muscles lining it
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:44 AM
The human brain is insensitive to pain. The suffering of a headache come not from the organ itself but from the nerve and muscles lining it
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:45 AM
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:45 AM
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:46 AM
Spiral staircases in medieval castles are running clockwise. This is because all knights used to be right-handed. When the intruding army would climb the stairs they would not be able to use their right hand which was holding the sword because of the difficulties of climbing the stairs. Left-handed knights would have had no troubles, except left-handed people could never become knights because it was assumed that they were descendants of the devil
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:46 AM
Spiral staircases in medieval castles are running clockwise. This is because all knights used to be right-handed. When the intruding army would climb the stairs they would not be able to use their right hand which was holding the sword because of the difficulties of climbing the stairs. Left-handed knights would have had no troubles, except left-handed people could never become knights because it was assumed that they were descendants of the devil
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:47 AM
The first chocolate chip cookie was developed in the kitchen of a Whitman, Massachusetts, country inn in 1937. Simple experiments led to a recipe combining bits of chocolate candy with a shortbread type cookie dough
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:47 AM
The first chocolate chip cookie was developed in the kitchen of a Whitman, Massachusetts, country inn in 1937. Simple experiments led to a recipe combining bits of chocolate candy with a shortbread type cookie dough
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:47 AM
"Coca-Cola" was originally translated into Chinese as "Bite the Wax Tadpole" while Pepsi's ad slogan, "Pepsi Comes Alive" was originally translated into Chinese as "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave"
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:47 AM
"Coca-Cola" was originally translated into Chinese as "Bite the Wax Tadpole" while Pepsi's ad slogan, "Pepsi Comes Alive" was originally translated into Chinese as "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave"
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:48 AM
In Italy, it is illegal to make coffins out of anything except nutshells or wood
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:48 AM
In Italy, it is illegal to make coffins out of anything except nutshells or wood
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:49 AM
A cat has four rows of whiskers
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:49 AM
A cat has four rows of whiskers
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:49 AM
A dolphin can swim at up to 24 miles an hour
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:49 AM
A dolphin can swim at up to 24 miles an hour
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:50 AM
Drinking chocolate mixed with milk, wine, or beer was considered a must at fashionable social events in the seventeenth century
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:50 AM
Drinking chocolate mixed with milk, wine, or beer was considered a must at fashionable social events in the seventeenth century
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:51 AM
It takes an average of 345 squirts to yield a gallon of milk from a cow's udder
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:51 AM
It takes an average of 345 squirts to yield a gallon of milk from a cow's udder
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:51 AM
A smoker who smokes 20 a day, will on average lose 2 teeth every 10 years
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:51 AM
A smoker who smokes 20 a day, will on average lose 2 teeth every 10 years
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:52 AM
The lens of the eye continues to grow throughout a person's life.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:52 AM
The lens of the eye continues to grow throughout a person's life.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:52 AM
The shoe and the foot are the most common sources of sexual fetishism in Western society
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:52 AM
The shoe and the foot are the most common sources of sexual fetishism in Western society
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:53 AM
A person who is "scoptophobic" has an intense fear of being seen
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:53 AM
A person who is "scoptophobic" has an intense fear of being seen
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:54 AM
Halley's comet, one of the most famous ever known, returns to Earth every 76 years, and has been observed and recorded for more than 3,000 years
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:54 AM
Halley's comet, one of the most famous ever known, returns to Earth every 76 years, and has been observed and recorded for more than 3,000 years
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:54 AM
A single piranha, with its razor-sharp teeth, is still dangerous enough when out of water to rip off the flesh, or a finger or toe, from an unwary fisherman
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:54 AM
A single piranha, with its razor-sharp teeth, is still dangerous enough when out of water to rip off the flesh, or a finger or toe, from an unwary fisherman
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:55 AM
The launch of the teddy bear began in response to reports that Theodore 'teddy' Roosevelt, president of the United States, refused to kill a bear cub whilst on a hunting trip in 1902.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:55 AM
The launch of the teddy bear began in response to reports that Theodore 'teddy' Roosevelt, president of the United States, refused to kill a bear cub whilst on a hunting trip in 1902.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:55 AM
If you are hedenophobic, you have a fear of pleasure
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:55 AM
If you are hedenophobic, you have a fear of pleasure
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:57 AM
The average adult has between 40 and 50 billion fat cells
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:57 AM
The average adult has between 40 and 50 billion fat cells
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:58 AM
Strawberrys are the only fruit to have their seeds on the outside of their skin.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:58 AM
Strawberrys are the only fruit to have their seeds on the outside of their skin.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:58 AM
The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:58 AM
The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:59 AM
If a glass of water were magnified to the size of the Earth, the molecules comprising it would be about as big as a large orange
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:59 AM
If a glass of water were magnified to the size of the Earth, the molecules comprising it would be about as big as a large orange
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:59 AM
Mary Queen of Scots was a good billiards player
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 09:59 AM
Mary Queen of Scots was a good billiards player
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:00 AM
Pandas spend about 12 hours a day eating bamboo
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:00 AM
Pandas spend about 12 hours a day eating bamboo
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:00 AM
The Namib is the world's oldest desert, and the only desert inhabited by elephant, rhino, giraffe, and lion
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:00 AM
The Namib is the world's oldest desert, and the only desert inhabited by elephant, rhino, giraffe, and lion
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:01 AM
Gray whales migrate 12,000 miles each year, farther than any other mammal
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:01 AM
Gray whales migrate 12,000 miles each year, farther than any other mammal
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:01 AM
The epidermis, the outermost layer of the skin, sheds itself at a rate of about a million cells every 40 minutes
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:01 AM
The epidermis, the outermost layer of the skin, sheds itself at a rate of about a million cells every 40 minutes
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:02 AM
The smallest fish in the world is the Trimattum Nanus the Chagos Archipelago. It measures 0.33 inches. It broke the record of the so- called "sinarapan" of Buhi, Camarines Sur, Philippines
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:02 AM
The smallest fish in the world is the Trimattum Nanus the Chagos Archipelago. It measures 0.33 inches. It broke the record of the so- called "sinarapan" of Buhi, Camarines Sur, Philippines
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:03 AM
Afternoon temperatures on Mars go up to about 80 degrees in some areas, and down to -190 degrees F at night
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:03 AM
Afternoon temperatures on Mars go up to about 80 degrees in some areas, and down to -190 degrees F at night
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:03 AM
Henry VIII's second wife, Anne Boleyn, had three breasts
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:03 AM
Henry VIII's second wife, Anne Boleyn, had three breasts
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:04 AM
The biggest cake ever was baked in New Jersey,USA and weighed 17 tonnes!!!!The weight of about 7 elephants!!!
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:04 AM
The biggest cake ever was baked in New Jersey,USA and weighed 17 tonnes!!!!The weight of about 7 elephants!!!
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:04 AM
The speed of sound depends on the temperature of the atmosphere!
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:04 AM
The speed of sound depends on the temperature of the atmosphere!
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:05 AM
Every time a ton of steel is recycled, it means 2,500 pounds of iron ore, 1,000 pounds of coal, and 40 pounds of limestone will not have to be mined from the Earth.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:05 AM
Every time a ton of steel is recycled, it means 2,500 pounds of iron ore, 1,000 pounds of coal, and 40 pounds of limestone will not have to be mined from the Earth.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:05 AM
Baby seals have to be taught to swim by their parents
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:05 AM
Baby seals have to be taught to swim by their parents
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:06 AM
Spencer Eldon was the name of the naked baby on the cover of Nirvana's album Nevermind
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:06 AM
Spencer Eldon was the name of the naked baby on the cover of Nirvana's album Nevermind
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:06 AM
Ghosts appear in 4 Shakespearian plays; Julius Caesar, Richard III, Hamlet and Macbeth
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:06 AM
Ghosts appear in 4 Shakespearian plays; Julius Caesar, Richard III, Hamlet and Macbeth
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:07 AM
During the Gulf War in 1991, the RAF fired only 2 Sidewinder heat seeking air-to-air missiles... neither of them at airborne targets - the targets were a truck and a hardened aircraft shelter.... both missiles destroyed their targets
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:07 AM
During the Gulf War in 1991, the RAF fired only 2 Sidewinder heat seeking air-to-air missiles... neither of them at airborne targets - the targets were a truck and a hardened aircraft shelter.... both missiles destroyed their targets
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:08 AM
The Andromeda galaxy is the largest member of our local group of galaxies. The Milky Way is second largest in this group
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:08 AM
The Andromeda galaxy is the largest member of our local group of galaxies. The Milky Way is second largest in this group
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:08 AM
Not all of the X-Files episodes begin with the words'The Truth Is Out There'
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:08 AM
Not all of the X-Files episodes begin with the words'The Truth Is Out There'
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:09 AM
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: spades, King David; clubs, Alexander the Great; hearts, Charlemagne; and diamonds, Julius Caesar.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:09 AM
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: spades, King David; clubs, Alexander the Great; hearts, Charlemagne; and diamonds, Julius Caesar.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:09 AM
It takes light about 8 minutes to reach Earth from the Sun.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:09 AM
It takes light about 8 minutes to reach Earth from the Sun.
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:10 AM
Other than humans, black lemurs are the only primates that may have blue eyes
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:10 AM
Other than humans, black lemurs are the only primates that may have blue eyes
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:11 AM
Astronaut Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot first
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:11 AM
Astronaut Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot first
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:19 AM
A golden razor removed from King Tut's Tomb was still sharp enough to be used
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:19 AM
A golden razor removed from King Tut's Tomb was still sharp enough to be used
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:20 AM
99.9 percent of the mass of our solar system is made up from the sun
User Name # 1
2002-05-15, 10:20 AM
99.9 percent of the mass of our solar system is made up from the sun
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 12:54 PM
I AM THE ALPHA AND OMEGA.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 12:55 PM
DIE HUMANS
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 12:55 PM
YOU WILL BURN
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 12:56 PM
YOU WILL ROT
Randuin
2002-05-15, 03:45 PM
let's spam
Randuin
2002-05-15, 03:45 PM
let's spam
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 04:58 PM
FEAR ME
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:02 PM
I dyed my hair and it turned pink. i think i'm going to spend the rest of my life in my bathroom.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:03 PM
My doctor says my operation is absolutely necessary. Without it he wont get a summer vacation.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:03 PM
I've unclogged the upstairs bath.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:04 PM
My parents told me to use my initiative if i needed money so i sold their car.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:05 PM
The bottom's dropped out of the market. I've lost 18 bucks.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:06 PM
There are four clean socks in my drawer. One blue, one brown, one green and one red.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:08 PM
Two brand new television shows starting this week, 'Lassie, The Six Million Dollar Dog' and 'I Love Bionic Lucy'.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:08 PM
My parents forged my signature. I'm in the Marines.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:09 PM
I gotta write a poem about Dad. What rhymes with 'el dummo'?
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:10 PM
It takes me a long time to fry and egg and the shell keeps breaking.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:10 PM
You wouldn't believe the dream I just had.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:12 PM
You can't blame tv if you're dumb enough to walk up to a 300-lb. truck driver and say, 'Ring around the collar'.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:13 PM
Dentistry's come a long way in the last few years.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:13 PM
I hope I never need a brain transplant. It'll be rejected.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:15 PM
My neighbour across the street says I've got a big silver thing parked on my roof.
HLomegasin
2002-05-15, 05:15 PM
I am brain-washed by... ZELARON, HELP ME :) :) :)
HLomegasin
2002-05-15, 05:15 PM
I am brain-washed by... ZELARON, HELP ME :) :) :)
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:17 PM
I didnt like the look of that fish when they gave it to me.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:18 PM
Don't forget it's my mother's birthday tomorrow.
HLomegasin
2002-05-15, 05:18 PM
what fish??? You talk bunk :p :) (no offence)~~~
HLomegasin
2002-05-15, 05:18 PM
what fish??? You talk bunk :p :) (no offence)~~~
HLomegasin
2002-05-15, 05:18 PM
1 more to make it even!!!
HLomegasin
2002-05-15, 05:18 PM
1 more to make it even!!!
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:19 PM
The forecast said there's a 50 percent chance of rain so I'm watering half the lawn.
HLomegasin
2002-05-15, 05:19 PM
and 1130... here I am :) :) :)...stop spamming, I always tell myself, but I never follow :p :p :p
HLomegasin
2002-05-15, 05:19 PM
and 1130... here I am :) :) :)...stop spamming, I always tell myself, but I never follow :p :p :p
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:20 PM
*error* CANNOT ANSWER BRAIN IN SPAM MODE *error*
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:21 PM
refer back to 506 to present
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:22 PM
My doctor finally tracked down my records. He had them in the 'dead' file.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:23 PM
The room they gave me overlook the ocean. Is that the Pacific, the Atlantic or the Arctic?
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:24 PM
whiplash!
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:25 PM
There's a guy at the door wants to know what I think of 'women's lib.' What shall I tell him?
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:26 PM
I'm trying to figure out a way to clone myself so I can stay home all day and still get a paycheck.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:27 PM
Bonehead
I was boned
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:28 PM
How is it you guys take a shower every day and do it without stepping on the soap?
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:29 PM
Can you send someone over? The tv's making a high-pitched whistling sound.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:30 PM
A bunch of men-in-suits are keeping those press and tv people out of here 'til they had a chance to explain what's wrong with me.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:31 PM
I wouldnt know a 'home-run' if I saw one.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:32 PM
The rear-view mirrors are their idea; just until my neck gets better.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:33 PM
It took me three hours, but I finally discovered why I was limping. I lost the heel of my shoe.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:34 PM
I'm building a computer which could replace the government.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:34 PM
The tv wont be ready 'til next friday.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:35 PM
What sort of dog eats carrots?
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:37 PM
My doctor says I gotta go to bed and take a couple of aspirins.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:38 PM
What exactly is 'new&improved lettuce'?
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:39 PM
My horoscope says be prepared for a whirlwind romance!
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:40 PM
Butcher Harris is operating on me tomorrow morning.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:41 PM
Is it still raining?
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:43 PM
My hobbies are alpine skiing, scuba, sky-diving, treasure hunting and climbing Mount Everest.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:44 PM
I'm just gonna say my prayers. Do anyone of you need anything?
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:46 PM
Another good feature of my home is that it's within a stone's throw of several schools.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:46 PM
If I have to keep going to shcool, all the best jobs are gonna be snapped up.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:47 PM
How long have I had my feet on the wrong legs?
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:49 PM
How would you like to eat off the floor every day?
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:50 PM
Even as a kid I was a slow eater.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:51 PM
I've got a wicked slice!
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:51 PM
The cat had a fit!
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:53 PM
I read somewhere that expensive champagne doesn't go 'pop'.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:54 PM
Three nights in a row I've dreamt I were Dracula.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:54 PM
I love a cup of tea.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:56 PM
Your mother's out in the yard.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:57 PM
This t.v. dinner's got wires in it!
JohnnyTAE
2002-05-15, 05:58 PM
who gave you -20 gold?
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:58 PM
What are the chances of becoming a pirate?
JohnnyTAE
2002-05-15, 05:58 PM
umm well you need to have a boat that would highten your chances :D
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:59 PM
i asked for gold and they -50 me instead! what a world!
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 05:59 PM
hey since you're here how do you feel about making me a sig?
JohnnyTAE
2002-05-15, 05:59 PM
well aren't you supposed to get gold for posting in this thread here you go theres sum gold
JohnnyTAE
2002-05-15, 06:00 PM
I am not that good at making sigs thats the first one I made and its the only reasonble looking one out of all the tries
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-15, 06:01 PM
Lol...
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-15, 06:01 PM
Lol...
JohnnyTAE
2002-05-15, 06:01 PM
xenn and chruser were making a lot of sigs for users k0sa is a graphics designer and he said he made me a sig but at another forum which is down
JohnnyTAE
2002-05-15, 06:02 PM
but I could give it a try if you want me to but I strongly suggest you try someone else first
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 06:03 PM
thx for the gold johnny!
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 06:04 PM
anyways back to my spamming........
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 06:06 PM
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JohnnyTAE
2002-05-15, 06:06 PM
np ok I will return in a while
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 06:06 PM
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Hellmonkeys
2002-05-15, 06:11 PM
10 gold? pussey. He deserves more. He is my hero.
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-15, 06:11 PM
10 gold? pussey. He deserves more. He is my hero.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 06:13 PM
aaaawwwwwwwww come here you! :sex: :sperm:
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-15, 06:15 PM
Lol, that sperm smilie is hillarious. I have he other simely, hehe, that ones good too.
Hellmonkeys
2002-05-15, 06:15 PM
Lol, that sperm smilie is hillarious. I have he other simely, hehe, that ones good too.
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 06:17 PM
:o:sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm::whore::bitch:
Strider Fury
2002-05-15, 06:19 PM
i am so good
JohnnyTAE
2002-05-15, 06:21 PM
hahaha spammers so funny still spamming I see be back l8er :D
RoboticSilence
2002-05-15, 06:21 PM
:sex::bitch: :sperm: :sleeping:
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