World Record Thread

[Jessifer]

*points* That Kramer.

[Great-Thanatos]

*points* That Kramer.
Finallly someone that knows, I didn't think it was that hard.

[Lenny]

But which Kramer is the Kramer that beat the other Kramer?

[Great-Thanatos]

But which Kramer is the Kramer that beat the other Kramer?
That one

[Jessifer]

Bloody hell! I already pointed at the one!

[KagomJack]

I LIKE YELLING, WHY ARE WE YELLING?

I love lamp. I love lamp!

[JRwakebord]

Do you really love the lamp? Or are you just looking at things in the room and saying you love them?

[Willkillforfood]

Or maybe he's quoting Anchorman :p.

[Great-Thanatos]

Or maybe he's quoting Anchorman

[Lenny]

But which one's the Anchorman?!

[Jessifer]

Okay. Bored now.

[Lenny]

You're boring. :(

[Great-Thanatos]

I Love Chair

[JRwakebord]

I pooped a squirrel.

[KagomJack]

I love lamp! I LOVE LAMP!

[JRwakebord]

I hear that their mentrations attract bears

[KagomJack]

Watch your cornhole, buddy.

[Willkillforfood]

Die die die die die.

[Lenny]

Tardis!!!

[Lenny]

Look you Bloody thing! TARDIS is meant to be capitalised.

You die now. :mad:

[KagomJack]

Those are Whitey's cookies! You are NOT Whitey!

[Willkillforfood]

I'm whiter than you are damnit.

[JRwakebord]

Except for your neck. That's bright red.

[Lenny]

OOOOOOH!!!! Scandal!!!

[Great-Thanatos]

Except for your neck. That's bright red.
To quoth the great michael kelso

"BURN!!!!"

[Willkillforfood]

Kentucky owns you.

[KagomJack]

Probably. I'm over 1/16th Cherokee :o

[Jessifer]

I'm part Lakota. :)

[KagomJack]

I feel lonely :(

[Willkillforfood]

I'm 100% ass kicker. Who wants to try me?

[Lenny]

:eek:

[Lenny]

People call me Peddantic, y'know. I just tell them to "Stop being so fussy!".

[Great-Thanatos]

I'm 100% ass kicker. Who wants to try me?
Bond, James Bond.

[Lenny]

How do they explain the Bond changing?

I've never worked it out.

[KagomJack]

They don't.

[Jessifer]

California, rest in peace.

[Great-Thanatos]

You people scare me.

[Lenny]

Who? We in the WRT? Or We in Britain?

Why?

[KagomJack]

I want to eat your brains and give you a pedicure!

[Kaneda]

Happy 420 Niggas!

[Kaneda]

Man this thread really goes to shit without me around huh?

[Great-Thanatos]

Man this thread really goes to shit without me around huh?
I didn't even notice you were gone O_O

[Penguin]

what the, where am i?

[Lenny]

Hell on Earth.

Now sit back, relax, and let Maggie Thatcher shove a Pineapple up your arse. :)

[Lenny]

Happy 420?

Why are we celebrating 20/04?

Oh!! National Pot Day. Clever me, remembered to put it on my phone calendar last year when I was all confused. :)

[JRwakebord]

Lenny's quick!

[KagomJack]

What? Hehehe...I like pie :D

[Jessifer]

Just slowly back away, Penguin...

[Great-Thanatos]

What? Hehehe...I like pie :D
Cream pie?

[Jamesadin]

Apple Pie is the best.

[Lenny]

Bacon Pie.

[Sovereign]

el estomago hurts. :( :( :(

[KagomJack]

Dutch Apple Pie = <3

[Great-Thanatos]

Bacon Pie.
Ok, you're wrong...

[Jessifer]

Pumpkin.

[Willkillforfood]

People pie.

[KagomJack]

Soylent Green you bitch!

[Lenny]

No!! NO!!

In Britain, we make PROPER pies.

[Willkillforfood]

coconut cream pies so I can be funny like bugs bunny cartoons.

[KagomJack]

sounds tasty more than funny.

[Willkillforfood]

I'll Show You Funny!

[Great-Thanatos]

Please no...I can't stand to look at your face again I nearly pissed my pants last time

[Lenny]

Put the lime in the coke you nut!

[Willkillforfood]

That's hot.

[Lenny]

Put the lime in the coke you nut!!

[Great-Thanatos]

Put the lime in the coke you nut!!
crazy brit humuor

[Sovereign]

that was actually a coca cola commercial...

[Lenny]

Ex-actly!

Put the lime in the coke you nut!

[Willkillforfood]

I say you put the lime in the coconut and shake it all about, put the lime in the coconut

[Lenny]

Put the lime in the coke, you nut, and drink it all down!

[pr0xy]

http://img66.exs.cx/img66/4766/DSCF243.jpg

[Lenny]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/Lenny1882/zagggon.jpg

[pr0xy]

Oh baby thats too sexy.

[Lenny]

Now the forum clock is nearly 15 minutes ahead!!

[pr0xy]

Lenny go play in the street.

How come you never talk to me on aim again?

[Lenny]

Because I never start up Trillian.

Btw, HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH!!

[Kaneda]

No!! NO!!

In Britain, we make PROPER pies.

But you certainly don't have proper sex.

Strange...

[pr0xy]

Britain has the most sexually related accidents in the world. =/ Dem bitches be kinky.

[Lenny]

Really?! :eek:! I gotta get me some!!

[Lenny]

Talking about that, I've just come back from a pretty good 18th Birthday Party.

Good for a few reasons:

1. Everyone thought I was 18
2. I actually danced with a few very nice 18 y/o's girls
3. FANCY DRESS!! I'm gonna be dreaming of Cowgirls tonight. :D

[Dar_Win]

http://news.independent.co.uk/environment/article361042.ece

OO EM EFF JEEE!!!!

BIRD FLU GOT LENNY!!!! :(


Oh, and I'm back. I've switched to Verizon Fiber-Optics. :)

[Lenny]

Nope. That's in Norfolk - Dahn Sahth.

And 'tis the H7N3 strain of the virus. The really bad one is H5N1 strain.

---

And Welcome Back.

I predict that in 27 days your internet will mysteriously shut down. :)

[Willkillforfood]

Yea ...you Brits better be careful. Those sheep fight back sometimes I hear > : P.

[Lenny]

Sheep?

---

Facts about BirdFlu.

A form of avian flu was first identified in Europe in 1878, in Italy.

The current H5N1 strain was first found in 1951, in Scotland.

Date of first human death connected with H5N1 strain of vird flu: 1997

Confirmed human infections to from H5N1 strain of bird flu (as of Feb 2006): About 180

[Willkillforfood]

if it mutates enough you may see millions of times more people infected. x_x

[KagomJack]

Bleedin' lasses need to lay off the bangers while running into the loo with the lads far up in the warmth wet pouch.

[Willkillforfood]

That did not sound very good.

[Lenny]

It sounded...interesting.

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The H5N1 strain is supposed to mutate once more or so, then it becomes deadly and there'll be a Pandemic. :)

[Willkillforfood]

Let's see ...it's an airborn pathogen that kills. yay.

[Lenny]

Not airborn in the tradtional sense...but airborn in the sense that birds carry it.

[Great-Thanatos]

Not airborn in the tradtional sense...but airborn in the sense that birds carry it.
*sarcasm*I'm going to make bird flu bombs...Infect 1000 birds with it and drop them all on countries that I don't like *sarcasm*

Sorry I had to put *sarcasm* on there so I don't get reported as a terrorist.

[Sovereign]

Operation Penny Drop.

[Lenny]

Penny Drop?

-----

There's always the chance that the birdies would die of the disease before they infect humans. In fact, it's much more likely at this time. So you'd need a lot.

[Great-Thanatos]

Penny Drop?

-----

There's always the chance that the birdies would die of the disease before they infect humans. In fact, it's much more likely at this time. So you'd need a lot.
Nah I'll force you brits to eat them...every last bit of them or else I'll shoot you with paintballs

[Lenny]

Pffff. Paintballs.

Unless they're being shot by specially modified Ak-47's at really close range into the back of the skull...then, erm...well...you know.

[Willkillforfood]

I like Great Thanatos. He thinks big. Get ready to eat a sick pecker, Lenny!

[Great-Thanatos]

Pffff. Paintballs.

Unless they're being shot by specially modified Ak-47's at really close range into the back of the skull...then, erm...well...you know.
Want to try me with my paintball game on?

[Lenny]

Not particularly.

I'm all good and well with firing the things, in fact I'm not that bad a shot...it's just the getting hit the erks me a bit. :)

[Randuin]

sup cruiser

[Kaneda]

Meh. Don't get hit then, just pretend they're real bullets.

[Lenny]

Well...that's one answer.

Just a teensy bit hard when you've got people shooting at you from all sides. :p

I'll have to give it a shot though. Find a nice tree to clamber up, then rain paint down on everyone! Muahahaha! :killgrin:

[KagomJack]

http://theedge.bostonherald.com/lifeNews/view.bg?articleid=137636&format=text

Baby pimpwear. :(

[Willkillforfood]

I'm the blackest guy Lenny knows.

[Lenny]

Really? I don't know...

[Great-Thanatos]

ISO food FT empty stomache.

[Lenny]

ISO food FT empty stomache.

[Kaneda]

ISO food FT empty stomache.

[Kaneda]

It's what all the kids are doing now. Eating is the newest fad I hear. Personally I'm still kind of skeptical about it but we'll see.

[Lenny]

It's silly, eating. I mean, who wants to shovel food into your mouth like that? You don't know where it's been!!

[JRwakebord]

It's ok to eat aslong as you throw it all right back up afterwards. I suggest sticking your finger down your throat in order to accomplish this.

[Great-Thanatos]

It's ok to eat aslong as you throw it all right back up afterwards. I suggest sticking your finger down your throat in order to accomplish this.
Thats the best way to do it!!!

[Randuin]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Lenny]

What about sniffing or ingesting dangerous and/or rotten substances? It would work pretty effectively for a time.

[Lenny]

How about a cup of English Tea?

A cup of English Tea cures everything...especially if you lace it with drugs.

[Willkillforfood]

English tea is enough to make me vomit :P.

[Lenny]

Same here...but not enough to make me vomit.

Tea and Coffee are vile drinks. Should be banned.

[Willkillforfood]

Someone else who doesn't like tea and is even english? What're the odds?

[Lenny]

I'm only 16...I've got years ahead of me to be taken in by the Tea Monster.

[JRwakebord]

Tea is narsty.

[Lenny]

Oooh!! ANother one for the tally...so that's, 3 people.

[Sovereign]

Tea is nasty, until you add 40 pounds of sugar. Then its bearable.

[Lenny]

40lbs of sugar, and some cocoa powder...then it's bearable. :)

Oh, and Milk.

[Kaneda]

Tea is ok. Hot tea that is, coffee is narsty though.

[JRwakebord]

LALALALA WRT!!!

i love this thread

[Jessifer]

Iced Tea, plz. Unsweetened.

[Great-Thanatos]

LALALALA WRT!!!

i love this thread
But it hates you.

[Lenny]

My cat hates this site...whenever I bring it up in the browser she jumps off my lap.

[Great-Thanatos]

My cat hates this site...whenever I bring it up in the browser she jumps off my lap.
Thats what she said

[Lenny]

Come again? :confused:

[Sovereign]

My kitty is a white ball of fur.

[Lenny]

Awww!! That's so cute. :)

I can remember our cat being a little brown ball, and then all her kittens. So cute. :p

[Willkillforfood]

I'm a little brown ball of fur.

[Kaneda]

*tickles wkff's tummy*

[Lenny]

Tickle him behind the ears. He'll love that. :)

[Kaneda]

His tummys so soft though.

[Kaneda]

Nvm... I take it all back.

[Willkillforfood]

Oh that's just sick, lol.

[Lenny]

G-rowl!

[Randuin]

Good thing I wasn't on, how embarassing would that have been.

[Randuin]

Rurouni Storm, best Mod

[Randuin]

Jerk off to really weird porn probably.

[Kaneda]

Yahooo! I've got intranet at home now. Here I come D2

[Lenny]

:confused: So where've you been posting from all this time?

[Willkillforfood]

maybe he was spending 200,000,000 dollars a month so he could use the internet on his cell phone.

[Kaneda]

Occasionally at work, or the local college.

[Kaneda]

I actually haven't had internet for 6 months or more.

[Willkillforfood]

You somehow posted like every day though.

[Lenny]

:cry: I cry for you man! Must've felt like the end of the world.

[Kaneda]

Ya it was bad at first, but like all drugs you get used to not having it around.

[Willkillforfood]

And then come the relapses.

[pr0xy]

Wait, what?

[Willkillforfood]

I just shot a cat with a bb gun. Little f'er was attacking our little stray cat we feed. He's a pansy and doesn't do any harm :p. He shares his food with a huge racoon even.

[Kaneda]

I prefer opossum.

[Willkillforfood]

lol, I almost ran over one a few nights ago. Those things are everywhere.

[Kaneda]

Where do you live? In Austin, we had one come by the house at night and finish off any left over dog food outside. It was bad ass.

[Kaneda]

Oh and I saw a freaking hedgehog at a pet store the other day. It blew my freakin mind. I'm sure those things are illegal to have as pets or something. They also had prarie(sp) dogs. They were all chubby and stuff it was cool, but they weren't for sale.

[Kaneda]

BLAOW!
http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/d30-7/prairie-dog-1.jpg

[Kaneda]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/3236/angel4dz.gif

[Kaneda]

damn thing won't come up as an image.

[Randuin]

still best mod okay

[JRwakebord]

I think it's because it's a gif

[Sovereign]

It's cause you used the wrong url, doofus.

[Penguin]

Free sig for whoever wants it
http://www.iownjoo.com/titusroad.JPG

[Jessifer]

I just shot a cat with a bb gun. Little f'er was attacking our little stray cat we feed. He's a pansy and doesn't do any harm :p. He shares his food with a huge racoon even.

You couldn't turn a hose on them or something? :mad:

[Lenny]

:eek: Sov said a naughty word!

[Willkillforfood]

No, I'm tired of it. If it keeps on I'll kill it.

Penguin's waging an all out war on Titus :p.

[Penguin]

I could do worse. Luckily my efforts have been switched to my dog thread tho, I told titus in that flame thread I was tired of flaming him. Its more fun when I am not focusing on being serious with titus anyway.

Oh and Penguin is all for animals sharing with other animals. Put that other cat to trial for his lawlessness.

[Willkillforfood]

For that cat I am the judge, the jury, and the executioner >_>. :o

[Penguin]

I have always had something against cats that think they can get away with shit like that.
http://mosquito.homeip.net/collection/wallpapers/thumb/naughty_cat.jpg

[Lenny]

Cats are a lot nicer than dogs, at least.

[Willkillforfood]

http://static.flickr.com/28/36995814_dd1abc37fc.jpg

PET ME

[Lenny]

zagggon!! :eek:

[Kaneda]

Is that dog eating itself?

[Jessifer]

GOD that dog is ugly. They used it in Samurai Kittens, too.

[Kaneda]

It won the worlds ugliest pet contest, then died shortly afterwards.

[Willkillforfood]

I remember the first time I won the ugliest pet contest ...

Those were the days.

[Kaneda]

I bet theres lots of endorsements with that deal huh?

[Randuin]

I had that taken off for a while...

[Jessifer]

I'm aware of that. There was a thread on it.

[Kaneda]

I bet you are.

[pr0xy]

I remember the first time I won the ugliest pet contest ...

Those were the days.

Back in your prime eh?

[Kaneda]

Back in your prime eh?

Ya, he's cutened up since then I assume.

[Lenny]

If a meat tenderiser to the face cutens one up then yes, he has cutened up.

[Led]

Stfu Up

[Jessifer]

Looks like someone needs to gargle with bleach.

[Lenny]

Shut the fuck up up?

Someone needs to gargle with arsenic.

[Kaneda]

Shut the fuck up up?

lol loud.

[Willkillforfood]

Spa-spa-spa spit it out, bitch ><.

[Lenny]

Any of you heard of Eurovision? Chruser will know what I'm on about.

24 countries from Europe send one band to sing. The winner...wins, and Eurovision is held in that country the next year.

Last night was the 51st Eurovision, and the winners were Finnish band "Lordi". But the best song of the night, by far, has to be the Lithuanian entry - "We Are the Winners" by LT United (a mix of TV Presenters, Journalists and singer).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9qrO92xDpA&search=LT%20United

[JRwakebord]

Spa-spa-spa spit it out, bitch ><.


swallow, don't spit.

[Lenny]

Someone needs to gargle!

EUGH!!

[JRwakebord]

Just picture that. Eeww.

[Lenny]

No, DON'T picture that.

[Willkillforfood]

*moan*

[Kaneda]

Van Wilder! Where they feed them the "cream filled donuts". Hahaha sick

[Willkillforfood]

At least he poor dog got some relief :P

[Lenny]

Dogs are horrib...we've had this conversation before.

[Willkillforfood]

shake it like a british nanny.

[Lenny]

British nannies shake it?!

My god!

[Willkillforfood]

babies, that is :P.

[Lenny]

Well yes, yes they do. Then they blame the death of the baby on cot death, and go to court, and get convicted of 'manslaughter' then get let out 5 years later and are given a giant compensation.

The easy way to get money, train for years, become a nanny, find a baby, shake it to death, and get some idiot doctor to prosecute, thus getting released 5 years later when the court remembers that the doctor in question actually knows sweet fuck all.

[Willkillforfood]

We had a funny little funnel cloud hover 5 miles north of here or so an hour and a half ago. :o

[Great-Thanatos]

Lenny, would you like some of MY compensation?

[Kaneda]

Did it make funny little funnel cakes for everyone?

[Willkillforfood]

Maybe. The funny thing is the national weather service wouldn't issue us a tornado warning when apparently there were 2+ funnel clouds.

[Lenny]

Iuno... have you got £5000 to spare?

[Kaneda]

Are you selling yourself you little whore?

[Lenny]

For £5000, I might sell a little bit of myself, sure.

If you want, I'll sell you my right hand as a Birthday Present for Klo. Reduced from £7500, just for you. :)

[Willkillforfood]

Trying to save up for a ps3? :)

[Kaneda]

I'll send you 5 dollars via paypal if you post a picture of yourself naked on Zel. Hahaha that'd be a riot!

[Lenny]

:):):)

[Lenny]

Hmmm, that's only £3... £2.67 even.

The only guideline is that I'm "naked"... so I could theoretically take a picture of myself stood in front of the mirror, but accidentally take the photo from hip height, in the midlish?

Heh heh heh.

Nah.

[Willkillforfood]

Klo needs to get you off here. You're soliciting for porn from our poor Lenny now :(.

[Lenny]

Instead of him soliciting porn from me, should I go out into the streets and Solicit myself?

[Willkillforfood]

Exactly. You're catching on.

[Lenny]

I'll go out on the streets, and call myself... Roger the Rent Boy! Muahahaha!!

[Great-Thanatos]

So Roger how much to take them there clothes off?

[Jessifer]

Aw...sunburn. :(

[Lenny]

Awwww. Poor Jess.

[Lenny]

First things first - if you're not going to pay me in sterling, then you're not going to be able to roger Roger.

[Penguin]

Gravs a faggot.

[Willkillforfood]

No U R!

[Penguin]

*gasp*

[Jessifer]

Now now. Let's not make the Penguin cry. Tis a sin.

[Willkillforfood]

Im a loser.

[JRwakebord]

Thank you Captain Obvious

[Jessifer]

That phrase is way over-used.

[Lenny]

Whi has WKFF been Losered?

I can't be arsed reading everything to find out.

[Penguin]

WW did it from the happy birthday thread I made.

[Willkillforfood]

Yea. I must say ...me doing that hurt a lot of people and caused billions of dollars of damage to the economy. The 0 warnings I got also had me very well informed that it was such a big deal.

[Lenny]

Do we actually have a warning system in place?

[JRwakebord]

Jess, its my calling card. Shush!

[Lenny]

I'm confundled again. :)

[JRwakebord]

This is not normal how?

[Lenny]

Iuno.

I've never been called normal, thank you very much.

[JRwakebord]

Rightfully so

[Penguin]

I asked grav this question "What would happen to Chruser in american prison" he said
GravitonSurge (2:22:53 PM): hed become the small mastermind of the prisoners


Mantra said
EvilSpaniard (2:23:52 PM): ya how much chruser dick does he have to suck!! oh well its DELICIOUS


What do you guys think?

[Lenny]

Methinks he'd make a Forum for them. :p

Or the Prison artist - heading a project to make the prison look better through art.

[Chruser]

Looks like you're having fun. ˇ_ˇ

[JRwakebord]

Lookie, Chruser is in the WRT!

And I think he would... I dunno.

[Penguin]

i said what would happen , not what he would do

[Lenny]

He would happen to become the Prison Artist.

And what he does, it what happens. He could indirectly do something that means bad things happen.

[Jessifer]

How sad for you.

[Willkillforfood]

Hey Jessifer. I distinctly remember saying you needed a hot anime chick in your signature. This is really trying my patience :(.

[Lenny]

That anime chick IS hot. That's why she's lying on ice. She's got a really bad feever that's making her hot, so she's trying to cool down.

Sill!y Bill!y

[Kaneda]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060602/wl_sthasia_afp/afplifestyleindiasocietysnakemarriageoffbeat_06060 2114353

[Jessifer]

For the record, this (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b177/penguu_penguu/CGArt-029.jpg) is the original picture of my sig.

[Jessifer]

Heeey! I found my MP3 folder!

[Kaneda]

Teh smart one.

[Kaneda]

Speaking of
http://yudkowsky.net/singularity.html