World Record Thread

[Squirt]

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[Squirt]

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[Squirt]

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[Demosthenes]

hey squirt...im back

[Squirt]

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[Demosthenes]

just got done watching the state of the union address...

[Squirt]

wb, ^_^ 26

[Demosthenes]

anyone else watch that?

[Tai]

squirt you suck. atleast make it into asong. I was cool lol you're bein a lamer.

[Tai]

I saw it on tv, what was it about

[Squirt]

lol not i, 27

[Demosthenes]

squirt is high...let him come off of that first then he'll go back to being normal

[Squirt]

lmfao you said count!!! fool damn you 28!!

[Demosthenes]

It was basically about * issues facing the world * although i think it was simply to bring his poularity rate up and brainwash some of the weak-minded

[Squirt]

haha 29 :P

[Demosthenes]

*spam*

[Squirt]

yea, prob 30!!!

[Squirt]

lol, 31

[Squirt]

i bet i'll get banned for this lol 32

[Demosthenes]

i think 33 comes next

[Squirt]

haha 976!!! fuck ya 33

[Demosthenes]

im gonna laugh if u do get banned...

[Squirt]

lol 34

[Squirt]

i hope i dont 35

[Demosthenes]

how many posts do u have today?

[Squirt]

already called a mod a queer 36

[Squirt]

i dunno..a lot 37

[Shpook]

Squirt, your an idiot, dont get this fucking thread closed on us again.

[Demosthenes]

im gonna make my bed

[Demosthenes]

ill brb

[Squirt]

lol its a gay thread and im bored 38

[Squirt]

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[Squirt]

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[Squirt]

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[Squirt]

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[Demosthenes]

IT IS NOT A GAY THREAD...IT'S GOING TO PUT ZELARON IN THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORD...lol

[Squirt]

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[Squirt]

not really if 9,000 posts are from a guy named squirt counting lol 44

[Tai]

Squirt. ATLEAST I ACTUALLY KEPT A TOPIC ON. Yeeeesh do something more entertaining, aren't j00 more creative then to just COUNT?

[Squirt]

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[Squirt]

I TOLD YOU IM NOT ARTISTIC OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS LOL 46

[Tai]

Creativity - you don't gotta be an artist to have it.

[Squirt]

ok chruser's mom fucked a korean man 47 seconds ago!!!

[Squirt]

Taco's mom fucked a korean man 48 seconds ago

[Squirt]

hellmonkey's mom fucked a korean man 49 seconds ago

[Squirt]

Jame's mom fucked a korean man 50 seconds ago

[Squirt]

Grav's mom fucked a korean man 51 seconds ago

[Squirt]

Tai's mom fucked a korean man 52 seconds ago

[Squirt]

Xenn's mom fucked a korean man 53 seconds ago

[Squirt]

Squirt fucked a hot girl 54 seconds ago

[Squirt]

all the mods moms fucked a korean man 55 seconds ago

[Squirt]

hmm i'm bored 56

[Squirt]

you are all fuckin gay :)) 57

[Demosthenes]

lol

[Squirt]

i dont like yall 58

[Squirt]

you fucking cunts 59

[Squirt]

gay ass kids 60

[Demosthenes]

im going to look around the forum to see if there is nething else for now...then ill be back

[Squirt]

i'd kick your asses 61

[Squirt]

thats right bitches 62

[Squirt]

i know you heard me assholes 63

[Shade]

I think......your dumb :(

[Squirt]

dont even try and deny it 64

[Squirt]

like you're not? you fuckin' queer 65

[Squirt]

suck my cock bitch 66

[Squirt]

oh gone silent you pussy fuck 67

[Squirt]

thats what i thought bitch ass 68

[Randuin]

don't try you'll never get up here

[Randuin]

don't try you'll never get up here

[Squirt]

haha 12 more 69

[Squirt]

haha, you wish :P 70

[Squirt]

you're just some lame ass dumbfuck "n00b" 71

[Shade]

Silent?? Sorry I have other things to do than post every 20 seconds

[Tai]

*Points at squirt's decapitaed body in the corner, hanging upside down with hooks through the heels, blood draining down the legs and neck into a large pool on the ground, then stares at the head inside a sealed pickle jar and says : OWNED.*

[Squirt]

you fuckin' nerd 72

[Squirt]

haha f u tai :P 73

[Squirt]

74 bitch

[Tai]

*proceeds to use a cooking knife, starts at the forehead, and slices down to squirt's nose. then, turning the blade, he moves to the right ear, places the blade up under the flesh to raise it up, then carefully removes the eyeball - it makes good soup. proceeds to do the same to the other half*

[Demosthenes]

i think we gave him a lil 2 much beer and 2 much weed...

[Squirt]

75 you cock sucker

[Squirt]

76 you wanker

[Tai]

*takes a small hammer and pick, to remove the mandible from the joint on its side, after doing so, proceeds to remove it via slicing the rest of the flesh off between it and the skull, places it aside on a seperate table - never eat the mouth*

[Squirt]

77 you dumb shit

[Kingof2v1]

sup everyone

[Tai]

*notes squirts lack of creativity and intelligence to come up with anything unique and interesting to say, other then what every other eight year old could think of*

[Squirt]

omfg!!! haha 78

[Demosthenes]

what # are you trying to get to???

[Tai]

I'm disemboweling and eating squirt, want to help me remove his brain?

[Kingof2v1]

fag

[Squirt]

ahh that hurts :P 79

[Squirt]

fucking bitches 80

[Demosthenes]

I'm disemboweling and eating squirt, want to help me remove his brain?

brain...what brain...it's too miniscule too see or handle...

[Tai]

:shrugs: *Oh well, it makes a splendidly flavored curry you know.*

[Kingof2v1]

dag

[Squirt]

lmfao fuck you 500!!! 81

[Tai]

*We'll find out when we get inside, take this pick andh old it directly ontop of the skull, I've already scalped it clean*

[Demosthenes]

if you want it for flavoring get some1 with a bigger brain...

[Kingof2v1]

-_-

[Squirt]

SICKO PERVERTS 82

[Demosthenes]

/me holds pick on top of squirt's skull

[Kingof2v1]

ilke me

[Kingof2v1]

Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 22 seconds.

[Squirt]

well i have the biggest brain
one of the smartest people around , so if you call my brain small man YOU'RE ARE tinny as fuck 83

[Randuin]

great you can count... bitches like you should be banned

[Randuin]

great you can count... bitches like you should be banned

[Tai]

Perverts? How is this perverted we're simply eating. Or rather PREparing to eat. *crackes open top of the skull, and places several long hooks down into the hole, pulling out a lump of gray goo and cuts the hard bottom off using the knife*

[Kingof2v1]

fag fag fag fag = squirt

[Randuin]

i hope you're havin a nice fucking time counting and spamming and trying to be like one of us but know you'll never achieve it

[Randuin]

i hope you're havin a nice fucking time counting and spamming and trying to be like one of us but know you'll never achieve it

[Kingof2v1]

hi randuin :)

[Squirt]

BAN ME FAG, actually lame shits like you should be banned, 84

[Randuin]

you freakin' lamer talkin to yourself... i hope you know you're about the gayest person around

[Randuin]

you freakin' lamer talkin to yourself... i hope you know you're about the gayest person around

[Demosthenes]

well i have the biggest brain
one of the smartest people around , so if you call my brain small man YOU'RE ARE tinny as fuck 83

[Tai]

word of wisdom to you squirt, oh so little one, the wise eagle hides his claws.

*the bottom of the brain slishs and slurshes back as it settles to the bottom of the skull*

[Kingof2v1]

dew dew

[Randuin]

lol me? banned? please you almost make me laugh

[Randuin]

lol me? banned? please you almost make me laugh

[Squirt]

hate on me bitches 85

[Randuin]

squirt... u n00b spammer c'mon keep spammin

[Kingof2v1]

3ds max plz randuin

[Randuin]

squirt... u n00b spammer c'mon keep spammin

[Jamesadin]

Yes. CHICKEN

[Randuin]

you don't even know what spamming is all about n00b

[Randuin]

you don't even know what spamming is all about n00b

[Kingof2v1]

hi james... btw u have 5000 posts ^_^

[Jamesadin]

WOO THAT WAS MY 5000th post!@!!!!!!!!!

[Tai]

*proceeds to place squirt's eyes, with the nerve attachements removed of course, and pupil sliced off, into an egg beater - turns it on medium and starts cutting the gray goo into segments*

[Squirt]

ya you should be banned , you post in peoples threads lame shit 99.9% useless wow i'm only doing it in 1 thread :) 86

[Randuin]

please king i'm not a warez supplier=\

[Randuin]

please king i'm not a warez supplier=\

[Jamesadin]

Hurrah!

[Demosthenes]

im goin 2 bed...this is getting boring...l8r

[Jamesadin]

Cya later

[Kingof2v1]

lol i was jk :)

[Tai]

*systematically drops the slithers of goo into the beater, while pouring a heavenly scented concoction into the bowl*

[Squirt]

you're a stupid kid, get a life 87

[Randuin]

oh ya sure squirt... you've joined november and you think you know all about me when in the fact you hang out in no places but the chat room and d2 forums

[Randuin]

oh ya sure squirt... you've joined november and you think you know all about me when in the fact you hang out in no places but the chat room and d2 forums

[Kingof2v1]

argh

[Jamesadin]

bah bah!

[Randuin]

squirt ur the friggin kid here... go fucking get a life

[Randuin]

squirt ur the friggin kid here... go fucking get a life

[Squirt]

Tai i'm getting sick lol 88

[Kingof2v1]

dude

[Jamesadin]

black sheep

[Demosthenes]

you're a stupid kid, get a life 87

you're the one counting on a forum

[Randuin]

at least do normal spams... but with numbers? when did a n00b spammer like you come here? oh ya.. crawled through the fucking search engine looking for "h4x0rz"

[Randuin]

at least do normal spams... but with numbers? when did a n00b spammer like you come here? oh ya.. crawled through the fucking search engine looking for "h4x0rz"

[Tai]

Oooh I havent even started with the body yet, and there are still a few places left in the skull to remove and cook, I'm going to make you into a full course meal young one.

[Kingof2v1]

james

[Jamesadin]

I FEEL LIEK CHICKEN TONIGHT

[Randuin]

friggin kid, go away no body likes you go suck ur mom's dick

[Randuin]

friggin kid, go away no body likes you go suck ur mom's dick

[Squirt]

wow, do i care who you really are? no, i have just seen your posts and i fuckin rarely ever see one thats not useless

[Jamesadin]

Yes?

[Tai]

*proceeds to remove the tounge, and peal it using a board and a cutting knife, the beater is still happily mashing the brain and eyes and curry away*

[Kingof2v1]

jamez

[iceman887]

i

[iceman887]

i

[Squirt]

heh, wow that hurt, immature child

[Randuin]

lol just because i've flamed you ever since you came here... because i LOATH bitches like you leechers just crawling through the cracks of the internet looking for "h4x" and "dupes" have you done ANYTHING for this forum AT ALL?!

[Randuin]

lol just because i've flamed you ever since you came here... because i LOATH bitches like you leechers just crawling through the cracks of the internet looking for "h4x" and "dupes" have you done ANYTHING for this forum AT ALL?!

[iceman887]

am

[Kingof2v1]

hi.

[iceman887]

am

[iceman887]

spamming

[iceman887]

spamming

[Kingof2v1]

disney

[Tai]

Aahhh chicken yes, the shoulders should be quite juicey, you may find a certain flavor in them much like chicken. Ah! The beater is done. *removes beater, white pellets (eyes, or whats left of them) float around in the mixture, with gray cofee like stains everywhere*

[Randuin]

squirt... i hope you know that anyone who name themselves squirt should just suicide because it is about the gayest name ever

[Randuin]

squirt... i hope you know that anyone who name themselves squirt should just suicide because it is about the gayest name ever

[Squirt]

you're just some dumbass kid who spents to much time on the web

[Randuin]

c'mon respond bitch u fucking gay kid

[Randuin]

c'mon respond bitch u fucking gay kid

[Kingof2v1]

jamess

[Randuin]

lol ME spend too much time on the web? look at who spent the time to count all the way up to 80 somewhat on a forum, please don't make an ass of yourself any longer

[Randuin]

lol ME spend too much time on the web? look at who spent the time to count all the way up to 80 somewhat on a forum, please don't make an ass of yourself any longer

[Kingof2v1]

hi

[Squirt]

ahh do i care what my knick name is? not really just a creative fun name :)

[Tai]

Which part would like Randuin? The legs? Or perhaps the torso? It's a little tough but wickedly sour.

[Jamesadin]

Who now?

[Randuin]

if anyone need an exercise... it's you

[Randuin]

if anyone need an exercise... it's you

[Kingof2v1]

randuin where are u "out forever" from... err..... bad grammar

[Tai]

Mm well, *continues to dice up the tounge, then gullet the bottom of the mouth for the lower tissue layers*

[Randuin]

squirt is an actual word, anyone creative don't use actual words

[Randuin]

squirt is an actual word, anyone creative don't use actual words

[Squirt]

only becuase i'm waiting for a fuckin phone call... if i wasn't i wouldnt even be sitting here bitch

[Kingof2v1]

:hanged:

[Randuin]

i'm out forever from the void

[Randuin]

i'm out forever from the void

[Squirt]

actually i didnt name myself it, it was a joke and i kept with it :-/ sue me

[Kingof2v1]

Omg

[Tai]

*'seasons' the stirred bowl with the diced tounge peaces, then adds various other cooking ingredients more 'normal' to daily life, such as eggs and flour*

[Randuin]

you wait for phone calls? from who? ur mom?

[Randuin]

you wait for phone calls? from who? ur mom?

[Kingof2v1]

" the void " ?

[Randuin]

i mean who else would phone a no-lifer like you?

[Randuin]

i mean who else would phone a no-lifer like you?

[Squirt]

god that geek needs to get laid :)

[Randuin]

yes the void total emptiness

[Randuin]

yes the void total emptiness

[Kingof2v1]

r

[Tai]

*roughly mixes it, spoons out some of it and places it in a larger bowl, adding water, seasoning from the gullet.*

[Randuin]

i already have, but i'm sure i need to tell you about it because you haven't gotten laid yet

[Randuin]

i already have, but i'm sure i need to tell you about it because you haven't gotten laid yet

[Squirt]

my ex g/f i'm going out with her, so blow me, you perverted wanking fag

[Kingof2v1]

k*

[Tai]

*stirs* Who wants curry?

[Randuin]

anyone else sick of that bitch? btw tai no one likes to read ur grotesque methods of preparing a human for dinner :D

[Randuin]

anyone else sick of that bitch? btw tai no one likes to read ur grotesque methods of preparing a human for dinner :D

[Kingof2v1]

Randuin

[Tai]

*puts on apron, and takes a large pair of butching pliars and a shearing knife* Time to remove the shoulders.

[Randuin]

perverted? i don't think that's the correct term... you need to work on your volcabulary bud

[Randuin]

perverted? i don't think that's the correct term... you need to work on your volcabulary bud

[Kingof2v1]

Hi.

[Squirt]

you only wish that were so...and i'm sure no one would touch a ugly looking fag like yourself, please don't get near anyone thats sane, they just might die from the sight of you

[Randuin]

what is it king?

[Randuin]

what is it king?

[Tai]

Mm by the time I'm done you'll wonder what it was made of in the first place! :D

[Kingof2v1]

That's so raven.

[Randuin]

you don't even know what i look like, now i know why ur ex-gf dumped you

[Randuin]

you don't even know what i look like, now i know why ur ex-gf dumped you

[Kingof2v1]

I said Randuin Hi.
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[Tai]

*slices open the inner sides of the scapula, places the blade underneatht he shoulder blade, and cutting up into the neck*

[Squirt]

well it is correct so shut the fuck up

[Kingof2v1]

Do you believe? We got a PIcture Perfect plan

[Tai]

*places tools down, attaches the arm to a large iron device, and proceeds to saw through the elbow*

[Kingof2v1]

^_^^^_^_^__^:bored:

[Squirt]

lmfao dumped me? naw, i left because i wanted to be with someone else, and found out at the end i really didnt lol

[Kingof2v1]

I'm Leaving.. Bye

[Tai]

*the forearm drops to the ground, with a disturbing "k-shink" sound as it tears through the last bit of flesh*

[Squirt]

you know what just shut the fuck up alright, you're just some dumb shit child and you bore me now go wank off to gay porn bitch

[Squirt]

lol Tai you really are twisted :P

[Tai]

*takes large cutting knife, inserts it into the skin, and slices up to the ribcage, and up to the top of the shoulder, then back down and to the elbow - procedes to peal away the skin, revealing various fat collections and muscles*

[Tai]

Ah hush, you'll make a delicious meal. I haven't had noob in ages. Can't wait to put you into the boiling cauldron.

[Tai]

*takes a wool brush, and wipes and picks away fat collections, then taking a smaller knife, surgically removes various muscle clusters on the arm*

[Tai]

*lays the strained and dismembered muscles down flat on the board, and peddles a device on the ground, lowering a flattening panel from above to press the muscles into fine sheets*

[Tai]

*raises panel, seasons flattened muscle beds, flips them over, reseasons and presses again*

[Squirt]

noob? lol fuck you

[Squirt]

dont make me call my ex on you she'd get a chain saw and cut off your nads to begin with

[Tai]

*returns to the shoulder, places the saw against the collar and shoulder blade bone, removing the arm completely*

[Squirt]

lol :P

[Tai]

*throws mangled arm bones into the trashcan, and places the forearm on the table and procedes to skin it, and peal away muscles up to 3 inches above the wrist*