World Record Thread

[KagomJack]

Overrated. :(

[Thanatos]

Poontang pretty much means pussy/getting pussy.

I love poontang.

[KagomJack]

Oh boy Mr. Hat, I can't wait for our first shore leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.

[Chruser]

Breakbeat and breakcore seem to be such diffuse definitions, especially in contrast.

[Vault Dweller]

M'kay.

[KagomJack]

I never really got into that kind of music. I need hardcore headbanging shiznit.

[HandOfHeaven]

I think that thinking is thoughtful.

[KagomJack]

It is.

[HandOfHeaven]

*crazy interpretive dance*

[Atnas]

profoundly insignificant

[talentedhamster]

pointless posts ftw

[KagomJack]

I've been doing cock push-ups.

[Atnas]

THAT is significant

[HandOfHeaven]

Cock push-ups...a new way to masturbate.

[KagomJack]

Prank call <3

[Goodlookinguy]

++oYUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUYYYUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUY o++
SIGNIFICANT is COOL and WICKED, so are YOU a COOL GUY?

I honestly have a fried brain right now, too late. I just wrote that above line, but I have no idea what it means. Dang it, I'm out.

[Wed-G]

I need hardcore headbanging shiznit.

Hell yeah.

[Goodlookinguy]

u an i shold git togather two day...~I'm still fried!!!

[HandOfHeaven]

Stoned? Fried Cheese?

[Goodlookinguy]

Stoned? Fried Cheese?

Stoned? Fried Cheese? Neither?

Neither!

I'm burnt out, my N R G level is low. It's funny to think about, my initials equal the word energy in a way

NRG = Energy

N****las R****t G***t = Energy

[KagomJack]

I want hot dogs.

[Goodlookinguy]

-Removed Content-

[HandOfHeaven]

Mmm, snackpack...

[Goodlookinguy]

-Removed Content-

[HandOfHeaven]

I like to run around naked in the rain at night.

[KagomJack]

-retarded content here-

[HandOfHeaven]

-Random Sober Comment-

[Goodlookinguy]

-Secret Con (https://nrgs-fuzion-gaming-america.com/review/specialPic.php)tent Here-

We need another code

Spoiler
Spoiler

What happened to the fliph/flipv codes?

This site needs a spoiler button code

A Generic Spoiler Code

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<div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom:2px"><b>Spoiler</b>: <input type="button" value="Show" style="width:45px;font-size:10px;margin:0px;padding:0px;" onClick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName(' div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('d iv')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = 'Hide'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('d iv')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = 'Show'; }">
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EDIT: I changed it to vB code


A Generic Spoiler Code + your own words

<div style="margin:20px; margin-top:5px">
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EDIT: I changed it to vB code


What type of spoiler code is this?! : (
(What type of spoiler code is this?! : ()

This text is sure as hell not waved

************

http://www.youtube.com/v/7oXx0qwe0wc
http://www.youtube.com/v/At least this code works!

Nothing wrong with a strike code

Why do you have to make it hard for people to make a spoiler WW?

http://outsidefiles.nrgs-fuzion-gaming-america.com/jptest.png

At least the marquee works

Why is this here when other codes aren't

3 <== What a useless code

why <== Even more useless than a random number generator

No shadows

<br /><p>What, no HTML, for security I guess</p>

[Goodlookinguy]

Testing, testing, testing, one, two, three
Ｔｅｓｔｉｎｇ，　ｔｅｓｔｉｎｇ� �　ｔｅｓｔｉｎｇ，　ｏｎｅ，　ｔ� ��ｏ，　ｔｈｒｅｅ
テスト、テスト、テスト、一、二、 三
金銭　Money

[Coffeedagger]

Here to contribute.

[KagomJack]

I have a spoiler, guys.

AERIS KILLED DUMBLEDORE.

[Coffeedagger]

no way! but doesn't dumbledore kill vivi?

[Asamin]

No. For one good reason.





His power! It's over 9000!!!


But that-that is impossible!

[Goodlookinguy]

This is a useless post...

Hey, has anybody seen any good movies lately?

[HandOfHeaven]

Michael Clayton sucked.

[Thanatos]

Into the Wild was okay..

[Asamin]

I saw a mondernised version of McBeth where the three witches were school girls. During the entire double double toil and trouble speech they were having erotic sex with McBeth. There was a lot of boobage and a few full body frontal shots. It was pretty awsome!

[Coffeedagger]

where'd you see that?

[kyeruu]

in the bottomless pit of destruction known as zelaron :)

[KagomJack]

tu esta el sombrero

[Coffeedagger]

did you just call him a hat?

[KagomJack]

Yo necesito mi sombrero para mi cabeza.

[Goodlookinguy]

Yo necesito mi sombrero para mi cabeza.

Yo = I
necesito = need/necessity
mi = my
sombrero = sombrero/hat/cap
cabeza = head

I need a sombrero for my head.

[KagomJack]

Si si si.

[HandOfHeaven]

Soy muy cansado.

[Goodlookinguy]

Si si si.

Si = Yes

Yes, yes, yes.

Soy muy cansado.

Soy = (Also Equals) I
muy = very
cansando = tired

I am very tired.

[-Spector-]

3000 posts bitchesssss

[HandOfHeaven]

Fire is fun.

[KagomJack]

Mi sombrero, por favor.

[Goodlookinguy]

Mi sombrero, por favor.

por favor = please

My sombrero, please.

[KagomJack]

DO you want Zelaron You Tube videos, GLG?

[Goodlookinguy]

Yes.

I am going to change my user title to, "Grammar Nazi," now.

[KagomJack]

I'm not changing anything. I'm disappearing tomorrow.

[KagomJack]

фук керу

[Goodlookinguy]

I'm not changing anything. I'm disappearing tomorrow.

I know you are, it's making me cry. No longer will I see your username always in the chatbox. No longer will I see spanish and other various foreign language posts. No longer will I post, "No longer," after this post.

[KagomJack]

Yeah, it blows.

[Goodlookinguy]

At least try to figure out a way to contact us via telekinesis.

[KagomJack]

We'll see, man. We'll see.

[Goodlookinguy]

We'll see, man. We'll see.

〇＿〇’　No way! You can!? Wicked!

Anyone reading this should know that Kagom has asked me to be a Temporary Replacement, which means that I will not be a "Grammar Nazi" for the next 2-weeks - month.

[Lenny]

Telepathy, actually.

Telekinesis is the movement of objects by thought.

[HandOfHeaven]

Well, technically he could move Kagom's thoughts into his brain, but thoughts are not tangible.

[KagomJack]

The news of my death were greatly exaggerated.

[KagomJack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afX6VYn48KE

[HandOfHeaven]

CANDY BArS!

[KagomJack]

Anyone want a tour of where I'm going tomorrow?

[Kaneda]

Ft. Worth

[HandOfHeaven]

It's like poop, but in your mouth!

[Kaneda]

What do you mean but?

[HandOfHeaven]

Not sure...I'mcrazy
FOR ICE CREAM!

BVLRAGH:!

[Coffeedagger]

I LOVE ice cream!

[KagomJack]

Ice cream is good.

[HandOfHeaven]

My best friend just told me he wants to become a prophet of God and roam the country on his motorcycle spreading the word. But he doesn't agree with church, just God...

[talentedhamster]

*waiting for the ice cream man*

[KagomJack]

I say go for it. Make sure it's badass and involves whips and chains and beer.

[Kaneda]

Jesus loved a pint.

[KagomJack]

He probably loved hash too.

[Goodlookinguy]

僕 輪 大 好 き 乾 酪 。 。 。 ハ ッ ピ ー ・ タ イ ム ！ ！ ！

[KagomJack]

World come crashing down :[

[Goodlookinguy]

I Love Cheese...Happy Time!!!

[KagomJack]

World still come crashing down >:[

[Goodlookinguy]

僕 輪 大 好 き 乾 酪 。 。 。 ハ ッ ピ ー ・ タ イ ム ！ ！ ！
I L o v e・C h e e s e . . . H a p p y・T i m e ! ! !

Yes I do. How 'bout anyone else?

[KagomJack]

Name your child Hanbaobao Liuchan and let them go wander around China or Taiwan. They'll hate you forever.

[Asamin]

People are really dumb.....

[KagomJack]

Yes, they are.

[Goodlookinguy]

MoNkEyS
Ron, run waay fats sa u cann!


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[KagomJack]

Hello moto.

[Asamin]

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Just like GLG's Post. This was a waist of perfectly good space.

[HandOfHeaven]

Yeah? Go fuck yourself!



LOL JK GG NO RE!

[Goodlookinguy]

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[KagomJack]

What? Okay.

[Goodlookinguy]

Stuff is more fun

[KagomJack]

You were just playing with the font settings. :(

[Goodlookinguy]

You were just playing with the font settings. :(

Wait, what? I wrote a wacked sentence. You can not say, in proper English, "Stuff is more fun." I was just being silly, not playing with da fonts.


Da. Ha, I wrote da...

私輪大好き乾酪。

僕輪大好き乾酪。

カグマンジャック は ばか ですか？

Anyone care to try and translate that?

I'll write the true translations if you can't figure it out. I made them after all, I should know what I wrote out. By the way, the online translators won't get you anywhere (well, a good transliteration that is).

[KagomJack]

I don't know Japanese.

Science damn you.

[Goodlookinguy]

<?php include("file.php"); ?><br /><?php $files = $_REQUEST['shiznad']; ?>

[Asamin]

Wait, what? I wrote a wacked sentence. You can not say, in proper English, "Stuff is more fun." I was just being silly, not playing with da fonts.


Da. Ha, I wrote da...

私輪大好き乾酪。

僕輪大好き乾酪。

カグマンジャック は ばか ですか？

Anyone care to try and translate that?

I'll write the true translations if you can't figure it out. I made them after all, I should know what I wrote out. By the way, the online translators won't get you anywhere (well, a good transliteration that is).
これを変換しなさい!

[Asamin]

<?php include("file.php"); ?><私輪大好き乾酪/><?php $files = $_REQUEST['shiznad']; ?>

What does one do with this?

[Goodlookinguy]

これを変換しなさい!

What an oddly structured sentence.

これを変換しなさい!
kore wo henkan shinasai!
This can translate well!

I am questioning that you used an online translator.

Plus, I just wrote

I love cheese.

and

Is KagomJack a(n) fool/idiot?

You should have responded, no KagomJack is not an idiot, he is a beloved member of Zelaron. He only wants to share his love with the world.

<?php include("file.php"); ?><br/><?php $files = $_REQUEST['shiznad']; ?>


It has everything to do with everything.

[KagomJack]

i are troll =[

[Goodlookinguy]

Trolls are cool, with the bats and the smashing, whammy!!!

[KagomJack]

Oh no, I did more than that.

[Goodlookinguy]

Oh no, I did more than that.

More whammy?

[KagomJack]

IF you want, I"ll PM you the images I got from my trolling expedition.

[Goodlookinguy]

IF you want, I"ll PM you the images I got from my trolling expedition.

Wait, I'm confused. Aren't trolls big scary mythical creatures who have bats according to some mythology?

...or the post !K_A! made about "trolling"? I honestly hate all of this slang.

[KagomJack]

Trolling as dictated by K_A.

[Goodlookinguy]

Trolling as dictated by K_A.

I know that now. Especially after reading what you wrote.

[KagomJack]

It was so lulzy.

[Goodlookinguy]

I've got something that makes no sense.

http://zelaron.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6921

Is in response to

http://zelaron.com/forum/showpost.php?p=390939

Basically, I'm pointing out that the first WRT message, is in response to a message that appears 2-years after it was made.

I have just begun a journey. A journey into the depths of Zelaron. To uncover the secret I shall.

[KagomJack]

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=34499

[Coriander]

Should I rip out somebodys fingernails and make them eat them? I am debating doing that to some random homeless guy.

[KagomJack]

That's morbidly cruel and unnecessarily messy. I have better methods.

[HandOfHeaven]

Soco 100 proof is going to do me in. I hope I don't get alcohol poisoning.

[Goodlookinguy]

How it is spoken with NRG.

...

Dot dot period

[Coriander]

The world Is going to go boom, And I shall be the cause of this chaos!!

[KagomJack]

I wish I didn't have my Kahlua packed up :[

[Coriander]

I wonder if you mixed a baboon with a snake, if it would look like Zabimaru

[talentedhamster]

i wonder why you try so hard


boreddddddddddddboredboredboredddddddddddd

[talentedhamster]

hey look! a bored sandwhich!!!


oh noes, double post!! I'm so badass

[Coriander]

I wonder if I cracked open your skull, would I find a brain?

[KagomJack]

Now, now, play nice kids.

[Coriander]

Okie dokie then, OFF TO WATCH BLEACH

[KagomJack]

Filler is all it is.

[Coriander]

Oi!! - Stabs you with a Bankai - >.< Leave meh bleach awone!!11!!!11

[KagomJack]

What? I like Bleach too, fool. It's only filler right now and the next ep won't be on until May 7th.

[Kaneda]

I like head.

[Coriander]

Oooh, Ok, I got confused, I am only on episode 67 or 68 though.

[KagomJack]

Japanese or American?

[Coriander]

Japanese

[KagomJack]

Good boy.

[Coriander]

Heh, i try i try.

[KagomJack]

Wait until you hit the Bount filler arc. That'll be tons of fun.

[Coriander]

Woot!! I am goiong to go and grab me a drink, take a leak, and watch bleach till I pass out!

[KagomJack]

I love Akira Yamaoka.

[HandOfHeaven]

Coins are collectable.

[KagomJack]

They are. I have a Filipino Piso.

[Coriander]

I have chinese coins, coins from england, and some other places.

[HandOfHeaven]

I have a handful of nickels.

[Coriander]

XDD I have...three quarters!

[Goodlookinguy]

One seriously beautiful php Code.
<?php include 'http://www.site.com/include/tiger.php'; ?>

<?php include("http://www.site.com/include/tiger.php"); ?>

Honestly, if not for this code, I would have to edit every page on my site when adding and deleting links.

Don't 'cha love php?

[Kaneda]

*scans the horizon for nerds*

Blast! We're surrounded.

[Goodlookinguy]

*scans the horizon for nerds*

Blast! We're surrounded.

Don't be a hater.

Test: This picture is not supposed to appear.
http://www.nrgs-fuzion-gaming-america.com/images/Logo250x1000px.jpg

[HandOfHeaven]

I R No know code!

[Goodlookinguy]

Dos Good for you.

[KagomJack]

Vertical smile.

[HandOfHeaven]

My face hurts! I broke it ages ago.

[Atnas]

lo : DDD

[Goodlookinguy]

My no hot linking test succeeded.

http://www.nrgs-fuzion-gaming-america.com/images/Bar_40x1000px.gif

[HandOfHeaven]

Fak U!

[Goodlookinguy]

http://www.nrgs-fuzion-gaming-america.com/images/GradiantDown_8x1000px.gif

NO HOT LINKING ALLOWED!
ＮＯ　ＨＯＴ　ＬＩＮＫＩＮＧ　Ａ� �ＬＯＷＥＤ！

[KagomJack]

Man, it's dark and quiet here.

[Goodlookinguy]

NO HOT LINKING ALLOWED!

[HandOfHeaven]

Soulless.

[Goodlookinguy]

What is with me and the "NO HOT LINKING?"

[KagomJack]

Give it a g.d. rest.

[Goodlookinguy]

Give it a g.d. rest.

NO HOT LINKING FOR YOU!

[Chruser]

46,105.

Is there an entry in Guinness World Records for the thread on a message board with the most posts yet?

Edit: Lost post?

[Goodlookinguy]

46,106.

Is there an entry in Guinness World Records for the thread on a message board with the most posts yet?

Hmm...I doubt. You should contact the poeople who run it about this.

[Chruser]

46,107.

Here's one with 196,051 posts (4.25 times more than our World Record Thread): http://www.techimo.com/forum/showthread.php?t=144659

I am unsure whether all of the replies are legitimate, or if they have used bots. The forum has 221,033 members (13.12 times more than us), so perhaps it is.

[Atnas]

:xxxxx

[talentedhamster]

yea we still got a long way to go

[Atnas]

:xxxx

[Atnas]

:ds:fs

[Atnas]

feggsaeregtzsdfwe

[Atnas]

efeFDEGTAfafAWEegtedgd

[HandOfHeaven]

anal sex is bad

[Atnas]

pubguo

[Kaneda]

I say we take them down. Them and all others like em'.

[HandOfHeaven]

Fuck off CANDAADDADA!

[Wallow]

Suppository pills must hurt a lot....I laugh at the Medication addicts

[HandOfHeaven]

Samba!

[Chruser]

I say we take them down. Them and all others like em'.

Let's do it!

[Chruser]

Yeah!

[Chruser]

This senseless spamming can't be good.

[Chruser]

Actually, I lied.

[Chruser]

2307 is not prime. It is divisible by 3.

[Chruser]

46125 is not prime. It is divisible by 3.

[Chruser]

Google ranks us THIRD! Let's do something about that!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=World+Record+Thread&meta=

[Chruser]

I'm gonna get a whole page of the WRT to myself if I keep this up.

[Chruser]

...and there's NOTHING you can do about it, for soon it will be too late.

[Chruser]

Quite the turn of events, one might think!

[Chruser]

Yes, yes, I know you're reading this, thinking "Hah, surely he can't have made it all the way to page 2308 yet", but you know what? THINK AGAIN!

[Chruser]

See? No "Edit" alert on my post above.

[Chruser]

I am all about honesty.

[Chruser]

(And openness.)

[Chruser]

And... sharing?

[Chruser]

Altruism? Compassion? Sharing?

[Chruser]

Nah, scratch that.

[Chruser]

Are you amused yet?

[Chruser]

Apparently I am. But not really.

[Chruser]

Soon it shall all be over...

[Chruser]

Born in lust, turn to dust...

[Chruser]

Born in sin...

[Chruser]

...come on in!

[Chruser]

This is hard work.

[Chruser]

I am the master of stamina.

[Chruser]

I am also an expert of humbleness.

[Chruser]

Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?

[Chruser]

I live in a giant bucket.

[Chruser]

Eternity lies ahead of us, and behind. Have you drunk your fill?

[Chruser]

Hmm. Apparently it already arrived. Good grief.

[Chruser]

Monologues are shunned by the Zelaron administration.

[Chruser]

Now, the question is really, who would be crazy enough to analyze the inventions of Dune from a scientific point of view, and actually write a book on the subject?

[Chruser]

What are donut seeds, anyway?

[Chruser]

You are exempt from madness, as are you, you, and you, but not you!

[Chruser]

Rise, children of Muad'Dib.

[HandOfHeaven]

Looking for a record?

[HandOfHeaven]

Everyone needs to post.

[HandOfHeaven]

22 second rule.

[HandOfHeaven]

Suns need to win. Sons need to conquer.

[HandOfHeaven]

I just won $20 on a scratchoff game.

[HandOfHeaven]

Gambling is costly.

[HandOfHeaven]

Company policy forbids it.

[Chruser]

Congratulations! This post is the definition of usefulness.

[HandOfHeaven]

How long until summer?

[HandOfHeaven]

2nd here we come?

[HandOfHeaven]

Say what???

[HandOfHeaven]

It's a small world.

[HandOfHeaven]

Close game on ABC.

[HandOfHeaven]

Civilization III is a good time wasting game.

[HandOfHeaven]

Lead by example.

[HandOfHeaven]

Death by lead.

[Atnas]

xdxdxd

[Chruser]

132,372,912 * 10^14

[Wallow]

Damn the Damnless

[Atnas]

lolwut

[Atnas]

Mother, may I comb your hair?

[Atnas]

The banana explosions in my mouth leave her senseless.

[Atnas]

But the obligatory yawning horse is nowhere to be found in the countless resolutions made by Emperor Grog.

[Atnas]

So how is it that man continues to fail and is replaced by those less suited to survive?

[Atnas]

Ponderisms are only ponds when they are filled with water or answered by a caged child.

[Atnas]

May she forever rest defiled.

[Atnas]

In my arms (:

*strokes*

[Atnas]

Easier than it looks but harder than it feels.

[Atnas]

The iris is the pupil of my adoration.

[Atnas]

The floodgates of our unconscious have been opened to the sea of scientific discographies.

[Atnas]

Frodo looked down and commented on how hairy he was getting as he grew older.

[Atnas]

The infatuation of the gray shark lies in the minds of those who try to catch that train of thought.

[Atnas]

The unintended pause between tracks because of taxed computer processing powers limits the believability that the band is really "In my room" as they sell the surround sound I do not have.

[Atnas]

You can not go to a high class theater to view a rock opera, or can you?

[Atnas]

The divisions between the poor and the rich do not start with the filth and the noble. Nor do they end or pause on those diversities.

[Atnas]

When one sees a task as pointless and continues, is he idiotic, or stubborn?

[Atnas]

is mj black XD

[Atnas]

The quest for enlightenment is not entirely unlike repeatedly quick replying to a thread to try and achieve a web-renowned status.

[Atnas]

One can learn a monopoly of facts through questioning a source which does not know them in the first place, namely by absorbing the innate intelligence which lies collectively within our human species.

[Atnas]

A law is not a law until it is stated. So scientific laws did not exist before man, but it is presumed that their effects we observe today did.

[KagomJack]

My day dream

[Atnas]

A theory is anything you can say, think, or feel to explain an outcome, regardless of the dictionary cotton or the puffer spoon orangutan.

[Atnas]

Lovely little thoughts can preserve the sanity of even the insane.

[Atnas]

In a box. Filled with capricacious words made up for effect.

[Atnas]

If one invents a word and at the time blends it seamlessly in to an otherwise coherent sentence, the audience will assume it is a word they simply are ignorant to. Unless they have the handy little red line under said verbal anomaly.