World Record Thread

[Lenny]

Oh...OK then.

*munch* Mmmmm...bacon.

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Ooooh! Drum rolls!

I wonder what the 4th Movement has in it...I so want that Trumpet and Bass instrument call and reply to come back.

EVEN BETTER! FUll brass section! :D

[Lenny]

OOOOH! Spinemelting harmonies. :) Dischordant harmonies. This is making me so happy.

[Willkillforfood]

you masturbating to janet jackson's boob slip? :p

[Lenny]

NO! The 4th movement silly!

[Lenny]

BUGGER! You'll twist my words.

I am NOT masturbating. And I am NOT watching Janet Jackson's boob slip. I never will!

I am listening to the 4th Movement of Sheherazade and I am totally immersed in it. It is so fucking amazing.

[Willkillforfood]

It's so fucking amazing like ...a boobie?

[Lenny]

Compared to this piece of music, a breast is as simple and uninviting as a C# played repeatedly on a horrifyingly flat piano. And yet, Sheherazade isn't even the best piece of classical music out there. There are other pieces with more passion, with greater 'shoick tactics' out there. There are pieces that would make a grown man cry. There are pieces that would raise the bloodlust in a 20 pound, 40 year old virgin, and get him screaming and shouting like giant bikers. There are pieces of music out there that will leave you thinking for weeks after hearing them. And one wonders how? How could someone like Beethoven have composed with no hearing? How could he have composed his great symphonies without being able to physically hear the harmonies, and the dischordancy, and the interweaving melodies? How could people like Chopin, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, Bach, Korsakov compose pieces like they did? In their time they would have had no computers, no equipment that would allow them to play back different parts and bits of tune to see if it all fitted, they did it all in their heads. That is what maks them so great.

So, no, it is not fucking amazing like a breast. it is fucking amazing like a piece of music that can change the world.

[Lenny]

If you appreciate music, if you are a musician, then I urge you to listen to the 4th Movement of Sheherazade. It will leave you sat there with your mouth hanging open. Get it playing on a really good speaker system at a really good quality, and you absolutely love it. Even if you aren't a musician, and wouldn't listen to classical music for toffee, just listen to it. It's only 13 minutes. Listen to it as you post. It's not as if you are doing anything else.

[Kaneda]

Compared to this piece of music, a breast is as simple and uninviting as a C# played repeatedly on a horrifyingly flat piano. And yet, Sheherazade isn't even the best piece of classical music out there. There are other pieces with more passion, with greater 'shoick tactics' out there. There are pieces that would make a grown man cry. There are pieces that would raise the bloodlust in a 20 pound, 40 year old virgin, and get him screaming and shouting like giant bikers. There are pieces of music out there that will leave you thinking for weeks after hearing them. And one wonders how? How could someone like Beethoven have composed with no hearing? How could he have composed his great symphonies without being able to physically hear the harmonies, and the dischordancy, and the interweaving melodies? How could people like Chopin, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, Bach, Korsakov compose pieces like they did? In their time they would have had no computers, no equipment that would allow them to play back different parts and bits of tune to see if it all fitted, they did it all in their heads. That is what maks them so great.

So, no, it is not fucking amazing like a breast. it is fucking amazing like a piece of music that can change the world.

Uhm. Sheherazade huh. Hmmm



Make me a list of these life changing compositions so I can d/l and listen to some.

[Lenny]

Scheherazade probably won't be life-changing, just an amazingly good listen.

If you want life-changing then download the greatest works of all the greatest composers. And also the pieces that are spoken really highly of. Pieces that you hear and recognise at once.

[Kaneda]

I haven't had soup in a dogs age! Its quite a strange food.

[Lenny]

Last time I had soup it was Tomato. Campbells cream of Tomato. Delicious. That was back in November... :(

What was the last soup you had?

[Kaneda]

Well over a year.

[Lenny]

Ouch.

You poor, depraved, child!

Get down to your local Co-Op, buy some soup, and eat it! NOW! Pick me up some maltesers whilst you're there will you laddy? Attaboy.

[Kaneda]

Im sofucking sick. Stupid ex-girlfriend

[Lenny]

That doesn't sound good. What's happened?

[Willkillforfood]

Im sofucking sick. Stupid ex-girlfriend

I got mono from my last ex ...now any chick that I make out with that hasn't had it before is doomed, lol.

[JRwakebord]

Compared to this piece of music, a breast is as simple and uninviting as a C# played repeatedly on a horrifyingly flat piano. And yet, Sheherazade isn't even the best piece of classical music out there. There are other pieces with more passion, with greater 'shoick tactics' out there. There are pieces that would make a grown man cry. There are pieces that would raise the bloodlust in a 20 pound, 40 year old virgin, and get him screaming and shouting like giant bikers. There are pieces of music out there that will leave you thinking for weeks after hearing them. And one wonders how? How could someone like Beethoven have composed with no hearing? How could he have composed his great symphonies without being able to physically hear the harmonies, and the dischordancy, and the interweaving melodies? How could people like Chopin, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, Bach, Korsakov compose pieces like they did? In their time they would have had no computers, no equipment that would allow them to play back different parts and bits of tune to see if it all fitted, they did it all in their heads. That is what maks them so great.

So, no, it is not fucking amazing like a breast. it is fucking amazing like a piece of music that can change the world.


Quoth the virgin: "Nevermore"

[Kaneda]

So once you get mono, your a carrier for it forever after?

[Randuin]

Death Knight Avatar!

[Randuin]

It's been a crazy almost 4 years.

[Willkillforfood]

So once you get mono, your a carrier for it forever after?

Yes, as you are with any virus ...it just stays dormant. With mono you are contagious for quite a while after you initially get it ...like a year and a half and then randomly throughout your life you can become contagious (not randomly but I'm not sure what has to take place for you to be contagious). A small percentage of people with mono actually have one or more relapses where the symptoms return ...that would suck. Most people end up having mono though, 80-90 percentiles I think. Pretty certain it's in the 90 percentiles. However, with each new generation there's a new crop for mono to infect :P.

[JRwakebord]

Well then I'm not gonna be kissing you anytime soon.

[Kaneda]

Yes, as you are with any virus ...it just stays dormant. With mono you are contagious for quite a while after you initially get it ...like a year and a half and then randomly throughout your life you can become contagious (not randomly but I'm not sure what has to take place for you to be contagious). A small percentage of people with mono actually have one or more relapses where the symptoms return ...that would suck. Most people end up having mono though, 80-90 percentiles I think. Pretty certain it's in the 90 percentiles. However, with each new generation there's a new crop for mono to infect :P.

I'll trade you my herpes virus for your mono.

[Great-Thanatos]

I'll trade you my herpes virus for your mono.
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

[Willkillforfood]

Well then I'm not gonna be kissing you anytime soon.

You'll eventually get it anyways if you haven't already had it. It's estimated that close to half of us get it when we're babies ...but sadly I wasn't part of that half :P. Had to get it at the bad time :(. My friend made out with a chick that apparently had mono and didn't get it ...he's one of those lucky few :P.

[Lenny]

I don't get it...what exactly is this 'mono' thingy?

Up until now I'd never heard of it.

[Willkillforfood]

I don't get it...what exactly is this 'mono' thingy?

Up until now I'd never heard of it.

The thing I'ma give that black chick :P. Mono-nucleosis. The kissing disease ...it's more prevelant in the U.S. I believe.

[Lenny]

The 'kissing disease'.

Oh, in that case I'm immune for life. :)

[Willkillforfood]

The 'kissing disease'.

Oh, in that case I'm immune for life. :)

Drinking after someone can spread it too. Or if by chance you get their saliva in your mouth some other way ...it's from more passionate (french) kissing ...you gotta swap saliva :P. That's how I got it ...getting it was fun but dealing with it sucked x_X.

[Kaneda]

You should send Lenny some of your spit. Then we can overthrow all of Europe!!

[Lenny]

No! PLease God no!

Hey, whatever happened to UZG?

[Sovereign]

He's having tea with hitler.

[Lenny]

How dare he not invite us!

It must be one hell of a long tea party... :(

[Kaneda]

Ya



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[Thanatos]

merry christmas

[sue_13]

I have something super important to say that may bring the masses to their knees...

[Willkillforfood]

I have something super important to say that may bring the masses to their knees...

"suck it"?

[Lenny]

Oooh! Ooooh! Oooooooh!

Hey, aren't you supposed to kneel during Mass anyway? :weird:

[Kaneda]

Not during the whole thing. Only when you pray.

[Lenny]

Exactly!

And that's why small kids should never be allowed near toasters.

[sue_13]

Man, willkill complained owned my joke. haha

[JRwakebord]

Small kids and household appliances are a fantastic combination, if you ak me.

[Lenny]

Not if it's your small kid. If it's someone else's small kid then let them go at the electrical appliance with a pair of scissors and other metallic things I say. Help them along by splashing them playfully with water too.

[Kaneda]

Or instead of water, bleach.

[Lenny]

Nah, bleach would hurt them too much. The water would make them wet, which has to be the worst condition to be in when playing with electrical appliances.

[JRwakebord]

Splash them with water, but force-feed them bleach first. Use a funnel.

[Lenny]

And a pipe. You can't get it down them forcefully lest ye use a pipe. Pipes are the whole key to the situation, see?

[JRwakebord]

But with a funnel you spill less!

[Kaneda]

Quite the invention, the funnel.

[Lenny]

I said use a funnel AND a pipe!

You know how they force feed people in hospitals and loony bins? Get a pipe with a funnel on the end, shove it down the throat into the stomach, and poor down liquidated food.

The only proper way to force-feed someone something is with a funnel and a pipe. With only a funnel they can spit it all back out. Now, you wouldn't want bleach spat out at you would you?

[JRwakebord]

Not if you beat them into submission.

[Lenny]

But that's just mean. It means you're hurting them instead of letting them do it themselves.

Or you could birbe them with a red Power Ranger figure, or a Barbie Doll. That seems to work.

[Lenny]

OooH! Oooh! Great Lies to Tell Small KIDS!

Andy RIley rocks!

[JRwakebord]

Gasoline tastes like chocolate milk.

[Lenny]

No no no...

Milk Feels Pain.

It's unlucky not to name every ant you see...for the rest of your life.

[Kaneda]

Shit. Does it go by per ant? Or like... if you miss just one your perma-unlucky?

[JRwakebord]

Every ant you miss is like breaking a mirror underneath a ladder by throwing a black cat at it.

[Lenny]

I wonder how many years of bad luck that is...

7 for the mirror, I know that much.

[Kaneda]

I'm pretty sure it's a year for the ladder.

[Lenny]

Hmmm...so 7 years for the mirror. At least a year for the ladder...

But what about the black cat?

[Lenny]

Well here's something...

Black Cats - In ancient Egypt, the Goddess Bast was a black, female cat. Christians, wanting to rid society of all traces of other religions, convinced the ignorant that black cats were demons in disguise and should thus be destroyed. In the process, they also destroyed the kindly ladies who cared for the cats, believing them to be witches. Being demons, a black cat crossing your path would create a barrier of evil, cutting you off from God and blocking the entrance to heaven.

Walking under a ladder - A leaning ladder forms a triangle with the wall and ground. Triangles represent the Holy Trinity, and violating the Trinity by breaking it (walking through it) would put you in league with the devil himself. It is bad luck unless you cross your fingers whilst walking under it.

Breaking a mirror means 7 years of bad luck, unless you take the pieces outside & bury them in moonlight. Also, an undisturbed mirror in a house suddenly fall & smashes then it means that there will soon be a death. It is also extremely unlucky to receive a mirror as a present.

http://www.oldsuperstitions.com/bad_luck.html

The fun! :D

[Kaneda]

Hmmmmm

[Kaneda]

I have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?


Damn... I think everything .08 is completely gone by now. *tear*

[Kaneda]

I have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noob
I have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
NoobI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
NoobI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
NoobI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
NoobI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
NoobI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
NoobI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
NoobI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
NoobI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
NoobI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
NoobI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
NoobI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
NoobI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noob

[Kaneda]

I have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis MaximusI have been hearing from allot of people that their is a program that recordes items id's and catologs them so that somehow u know if the item you are trading for is a dupe... also about how many LEGIT .8 valors and .8 shakos are their on USEast??? Anyone know where to get this prog or if it is possiblw for it even to exist?
Noobis Maximus

[Kaneda]

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[Kaneda]

Spamidge

[Kaneda]

Where the hell is UZG!?

[Kaneda]

That motha facka got swallowed up by Puff the Magic Dragon.


They have those over in Holland right Lenny?

[Kaneda]

Bumpzors

[Lenny]

Oh sure. Holland is a great place for Puff the Magic Dragon. There's a whole family of them living in Amsterdam.

[JRwakebord]

Do they live by the sea? And frolic in the autumn mist?

[Dar_Win]

W00t!! happy new years everyonee! justs got back ferom the bes tparty ever!!

[Dar_Win]

wee watched a wball drop at the partyy haha frofl

[Lenny]

He he he he he...someone's drunk!

[Lenny]

HAHAHAHA!

Dragowned Elite. Click any of the posts and I get a Server Error. :p


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[Dar_Win]

I have no memory of even going on Zelaron last night.... I can't tell if thats funny or not, lol.

[Dar_Win]

I have a headache. I'm gona go run up to the store and get some tylonal.

[Lenny]

Headaches are weird...

Ah well.

Hehehehehe...my extravagant hair is stopping the headphones from touching my ears. I've got about an inch of soft hair cushioning the cushioned things on the end of the things.

[Dar_Win]

Get a mullet.

[Dar_Win]

Then post the picture on Zelaron.

[Kaneda]

Lenny you have Jew Fro.

[Lenny]

My hair ain't the type of hair that grows into mullets. It grows out to a certain point then curls back on itself. It's more like a natural afro. Or a Bouffant type thingy.

[Lenny]

You're the 16th person to say that to me. I've been told I've got the right type of hair and nose to be a Jew. All I need now is one of those hats.

[Kaneda]

Ha, I'm pretty sure 16 is the luckiest number.




Lets just say that actually.





k?

[Kaneda]

This is page 2116

[Lenny]

1058.

[Kaneda]

MMMMMMMMM CHOCOLATE MOTHA FUCKIN DONUT















Motha Fucka

[Lenny]

The year Baghdad was conquered by the Turks.

[Lenny]

Mmmmmm...chocolate.

[Kaneda]

One of the mexicans at work today asked me if I was christian.

I said no

Then he asked catholic

I said no

Then he was like what then?

I was about to explain agnostic to him and just decided I should go with Satanism instead.

[Lenny]

Mmmmmmmm.....Turks.

[Lenny]

A girl in my RS class once asked the Teacher:

"Miss, are Catholics Christians?"

She's a stupid Chav. She thinks the Dinosaurs built Stone Henge.

[Kaneda]

Wow, i didnt even know you were in here with me. ha

[Kaneda]

lol you have chavs at school.

[Lenny]

I'm like that. A bad penny. I always turn up. :killgrin:

[Lenny]

Rossendale is Chav Land. I live a mile away from Chavs paradise, and a mile away from the other Chavs paradise. And 8 miles from the Burnley "Massiff" crew, and about 10 miles from the Whitworth "Massiff" with Edgeside "Massiff" about 15 miles in the same direction.

[Kaneda]

Damn. You should wear a shirt that says I fuck chavs for breakfast and see how they react. And record it. and put it on a website.

[Lenny]

But I don't wanna fuck Chavs...they're so...icky!

[Lenny]

http://www.blazingclothing.co.uk/cel/store/media/images/product_detail/D1601.gif

[Kaneda]

Holy crap yes!

Is that real? Or did you just draw that up?

[Lenny]

It's real.

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/catalog/images/vonchav_large.jpg

[Lenny]

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

[Sovereign]

FUck you lenny.

[Lenny]

What's wrong? What've I done now?

[Lenny]

Bloody hell...854 posts in here.

855 now.

Rockin'!

[Sovereign]

How much does your family pay dentists per visit. Avg

[Lenny]

Free for my sister and I. We get it on the NHS.

Don't know about my parents.

[Sovereign]

Anyone have any wooden teeth?

By the way you seem too normal on aim.

[Lenny]

No-one I know has wooden teeth.

And yes, I am quite normal on AIM sometimes...it all depends on how much sugar I've had. I'm sucking on a Cherry Lollipop atm, so I've got to be careful I don't swallow the stick.

[Kaneda]

lol, what kind of person has to actually think about not swallowing the stick.

[Lenny]

Well, if I start bouncing around I could swallow the stick. And if I run I may trip, and swallow the stick. And if someone creeps up behind me and shouts "BOO" I might swallow the stick.

There's loads of ways to swallow the stick, see?

[JRwakebord]

That may have been the most unintentionally dirty post I've ever read.

[Lenny]

Oh for heavens sake...there's always one!

[JRwakebord]

Yah but that one was ridiculous.

[Lenny]

No it wasn't. IN the context it was in it makes perfect sense. But when someone goes and takes it out of context it becomes arguable.

[JRwakebord]

When someone takes it out of context it becomes obscene.

[Lenny]

Only because you have a dirty mind.

[JRwakebord]

Want proof that post was dirty?

There's loads of ways to swallow the stick


QED.

[Lenny]

. . .

Quod erat demondstratum.

Which was to be demonstrated.




Stupid Latin.

[BaGGyGCX]

So you can spam here eh?

[JRwakebord]

That's all this place is. Congratulations on your #0 post.

[Jessifer]

I threw up today for the first time in 8 years. I wasn't even sick. :( I just have a hypersensitive gag reflex.

[JRwakebord]

Now what was I just saying about posts being unintentionally dirty?

[Lenny]

It's you! It's gotta be!

I don't instantly think that the posts are dirty. It's you putting the ideas into our innocent little minds!

[Jessifer]

....?

[Jessifer]

...OH. Idiot.

[JRwakebord]

Hahahhahaa. Took you a sec.

[Dar_Win]

*sigh*

Currently Active Users: 76 (1 members and 75 guests)
Most users ever online was 540, 06-13-2005 at 03:16 PM.
Dar_Win

[Lenny]

You think that's bad? Everyday weekend I'm the only one online for a lot of the day. I gets quite lonely talking to myself... :(

[Jessifer]

I don't usually pay attention to the WRT. I only visit to say random things.

[Kaneda]

lIKE NIICKERBockers

[Jessifer]

Exactly, but not quite.

[Kaneda]

*sniff sniff*

[Jessifer]

Haha.

[JRwakebord]

Orgasm.

[Jessifer]

*gasp!*

[Kaneda]

Nu-Skin Roxxors

[Lenny]

New skin?

[Randuin]

I like the song, is all

[KagomJack]

Grubby Jew hands :(

[Kaneda]

Hahaha Cardinal Lenny.

[Kaneda]

Ya nu-skin, its like... scab in a bottle. Kinda like nail polish.

[Jessifer]

That's a sweet choker in your sig, Kagom.

[Kaneda]

for a chick

[Jessifer]

Yeah. You should get one too, Kaneda.

[Kaneda]

Nu uh. I'm stylin' y0.

[Kaneda]

Although I could go for a nice modern designed one maybe as a penis collar. No celtic hearts though thank you.

[JRwakebord]

Well that's... interesting.

[Lenny]

I need a new belt...all of mine have snapped from over-use.

[Jessifer]

Sigh. Zoom. Ova dah head.

[Kaneda]

Whats a Boffin?









Cause...









I'm imagining something like a British Puffin.

[Kaneda]

Groan. Splat. In da eye.

[Lenny]

A boffin is what you call a really clever person:

Boffin
Boff
Nerd
Geek
Know-it-all
Smartarse

Etc.

[Dar_Win]

this Note Is Legal Tender For All Debts, Public And Private

Zing

[Lenny]

And you like my loving better, 'cos you said so in a letter, that said return to sender, my illegally illegal tender.

[Kaneda]

llawll

[Kaneda]

Activity?

[Kaneda]

Yogurt is god damn delicious.

[Jessifer]

Ew. No it's not.

[Lenny]

It's lyrics from a Louis XIV song.

Obviously no-one on here will have heard of them because they're...American? Wha-What's going on?

[Kaneda]

Entertainment is run by Hollywood.
Music is run by the MTV corperations.
If you don't fit into the stereotype they are currently pushing onto the American masses then 95% of our population hasn't heard about you.

[Lenny]

That's why we're so great. :) We don't have big multi-billion [insert currency here] corporations trying to tell us what we like to listen to. As a result, Britain is packed to bursting with good bands.

[Lenny]

OMG! Sov!!! http://zelaron.com/forum/zelstat.php?num=20

[Great-Thanatos]

OMG! Sov!!! http://zelaron.com/forum/zelstat.php?num=20
hahaha sov fell from 100% :P

[logik]

this thread is as long as my dick...

[Lenny]

10.60 cm?

----------

I fell from 100%. :(

Stupid servers stupidly crashing! HOW DARE THEY! I've never missed a day since Easter, and then they crash on us. :mad:

[Dar_Win]

Yes!!!! What Did I Tell You Online!?!?!? Owned!!!

[Lenny]

Shush.

[Jessifer]

Hahaha-err, I mean...Aww.

...No. I was right the first time. Ha. Haha.

[Lenny]

You'd better not be laughing at me young lady, if you are then I'll...I'll...I'll have to ask you to stop!

[Dar_Win]

96% :) Muhahahahahahahahahahahah.

[Lenny]

64%.

Lightweight.

[Dar_Win]

Sorry, I've actually had a life for the past month. It involved major tests, partys, alchohol, and girls.

I would say that's worth droping 30% on a forum I post on.... :)

[Lenny]

The past few weeks have been relaxing. For two months before that I was revising like hell for my mocks. Yet I still get 4 posts more or less every day.

And so what that I rarely leave the computer? There's bugger all to do around here...unless I'm supposed to socialise with the scum of the earth.

[Lenny]

I wonder if I can hit 1000 posts in here by the end of sometime?

This is 877. 1000 ain't all that far away...

But that'd be scary. When I hit 4000, I'd also have 1000 in here. 5000 posts! :eek:!

[Dar_Win]

ATTENTION!: The WRT will be closing in three weeks from today. Please get all your spam filled posts in while you still can!

[Lenny]

Grand.

878.

[Lenny]

879.

HAHAHA! Why do we still have the bullshit rule in here?! We've said it I dopn't know how many times...yet it still stands!

[Lenny]

Oooh! Ooooh! 880!

120 to go!

[Lenny]

12 signs of love:

[Lenny]

12. You read her IMs over and over again...

[Lenny]

11. You walk really really slow while you're with her...

[Lenny]

10. You feel shy whenever you're with her.

[Lenny]

9. While thinking bout her, your heart beats faster and faster...

[Lenny]

8. By listening to her voice you smile for no reason.

[Lenny]

7. While looking at her, you can't see the other people around you...you can only see that person.

[Lenny]

6. You start listening to SLOW songs.


Bah...slow sucks.

[Lenny]

5. She becomes all you think about.

[Lenny]

4. You get high just by their smell.

[Lenny]

3. You realise that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them.

[Lenny]

2. You'll do anything for her.

[Lenny]

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.

[Lenny]

Oooh! Oooh!

How many?!

[Lenny]

894!


Ooooh! I'm moving up in the world.

[Lenny]

Now wait...that's be 895. Right?

So, 895! :D

[Lenny]

No...that's be 896. So this one will be 897? Or 898. Let's check.

[Lenny]

897 it is.

Wow...nearly 900.

[Lenny]

899!!! Post 899!!!

I wonder if I could possibly beat Mr. Lee before the year is out? Or maybe before that...Summer?

End of Spring?

March!

That's my new target. And on post 899, I rest. 900 will come tomorrow.

YOu know, I'm starting to miss UZG. He made this thread so much fun. :(

[Lenny]

Fiddlesticks to the lot.

900!!!!

[Dar_Win]

Thought you could take up an entire page didn't you? REJECTED!!!

[Dar_Win]

Omg!!! You Hizowned Mez!!!

[Lenny]

I don't want to take up a whole page...at least not yet.

Tomorrow I'll probably be online most of the day, I can do what I want then.

But I have 40 posts to a page...hmmm.

[Dar_Win]

Mr. Lee ownz you! Mr.Lee 5652

Wow, I havn't seen him on the forums for a long time.

[Lenny]

I've never seen him.

Though I think he has something to do with a penguin, right?

I'll eventually catch up with him...unless he begins again. Give me a year or two. Or maybe 6.

[Dar_Win]

I think Mr. Lee left the forums in '03 or something. Looks like you don't have to worry about him. :)

[Lenny]

:D

Lenny ftw!

[Jessifer]

You know that smell your clothing gets when you don't wear them in like...ages?

...Yeah. Ew.

[Lenny]

Not really.

The only clothes I wear are my school uniform (everyday), sme round the house clothes (everyday) and clothes I wear when I am forced to go out (usually a couple of times a month). After that I don't wear anything else.

If it stinks, then wash it.

[Dar_Win]

I own the WRT.

[Lenny]

No you don't. Mr. Lee does. Then Chruser. Then JR.

[!King_Amazon!]

I wonder if the WRT will ever die. Like maybe after 9999 pages it will break and people wont be able to post in it anymore.

[Jessifer]

My uterus exploded. :(

[Lenny]

Ouchies.

[Lenny]

We met this monk in Manchester...he hit me then proceeded to get £1 off all six of us in exchange for a monk rock CD.

GOURANGA!

[Jessifer]

Currently the panties and pj bottoms I was wearing last night are soaking in the bathtub in cold water.

Cause...yanno...

...They're bloody.

[Jessifer]

*sadistic cackle*

[Lenny]

That's just...wrong. Pure pure wrong.

Why did you have to infect our minds with so much information?!

:cry:

[Great-Thanatos]

What ever happened to UZG?

[Lenny]

No-one knows.

He left shortly after that new lass signed up (and left). He has no info in his profile for us to contact him. The only way would be through the Admins.

We all miss the fella.

[Lenny]

In the news today: UZG missing, presumed missing; Jessifer is in mortal pain once again; best friends seem to like getting you hooked with people a year or so younger than you that are nearly as strange; and a recent poll shows that the concentration span of ooh look! A birdy!

[Dar_Win]

And in other news, I am bored, and I am about to go watch football.

[Lenny]

Gridiron.

Football is when you use your feet to kick the ball around the whole pitch.

[Jessifer]

In the news today: UZG missing, presumed missing; Jessifer is in mortal pain once again; best friends seem to like getting you hooked with people a year or so younger than you that are nearly as strange; and a recent poll shows that the concentration span of ooh look! A birdy!


You know, almost every one of those had something wrong with it. Read carefully.

[Great-Thanatos]

You know, almost every one of those had something wrong with it. Read carefully.
Ya, he forgot "Lenny has no life"

































:P j/k lenny <3

[Dar_Win]

I'm listening to Jimi Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower.

[Great-Thanatos]

I'm listening to Jimi Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower.
http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34152&page=69&pp=20

k thx spam this thread less plz=\

[Lenny]

"UZG is missing, presumed missing." Well duh!

"Jessifer is in mortal pain once again." 13 lives?

"Best friends seem to like getting you hooked with people a year or so younger than you that are nearly as strange." If that's your best friend, then what are your enemies like?!


That's what you're getting at, right?

[Lenny]

My Father's a Lavatory Cleaner

My father's a lavatory cleaner,
He works all day long in a pit (a pit!)
And when he comes home in the evening,
He stinks out the house with his...

Shine up your buttons with Brasso!
It's only three ha'pence a tin (a tin!)
You can buy it or nick it from Woolies (Woolworths!)
But I doubt if they've got any in (any in)

Some say he died of a fever
Some say he died of a fit (a fit!)
But I know what my old man died of
He died from the smell of the...

Shine up your buttons, etc...

Some say he left me a fortune
Some say he left me a bit (a bit!)
But I know what my old man left me
He left me a great lump of...

Shine up your buttons, etc...

Some say he's buried in gravel
Some say he's buried in grit (in grit!)
But I know what my old man's buried in
He's buried in a huge pile of...

Shine up your buttons, etc...

[Jessifer]

Bah. Nevermind.

[Lenny]

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!

Do I get a cookie?

[Jessifer]

Sure, but those chips aren't chocolate. Warning you now.

[Dar_Win]

Birth control pills?

[Jessifer]

Totally went over your head, man.

[Lenny]

Rat droppings.

[Jessifer]

Ding ding ding! Would you like the cookie now, or shoved down your throat whilst you sleep?

[Dar_Win]

While the Lenny of Britain stays idle at 96%, the Dar_Win of Maryland, USA is pelting towards 100%.

Experts expect it to be a close finish, but expect Dar_Win to win.

[Jessifer]

Unbeknownst to both, the finish line actually ends at the edge of a cliff that overlooks the pits of Hell...complete with sharpened stalagmites.

Loverly view, really it is.

[platnum]

no way.@#($!%&@#$)%#$&^

[Jessifer]

Dude waaaay. *insert random symbols here*

[Great-Thanatos]

Dude waaaay. *insert random symbols here*
*insert picture of mantis*
Its a BIIIIG SHIT !!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Lenny]

I've got four posts every day since the crash, I'll get there before you...but because you are a memeber of 2 years more than me you'll eventually get the top spot. But I doubt you'll hold it for long. You'll miss a day.And whn you do, I'll be waiting.

:killgrin:

[Jessifer]

That's sad.

sAAd.

[KagomJack]

Sex is better than a banana split sundae!

!eadnus tilps ananab a naht retteb si xeS

I like being stupid :D

[Lenny]

Sex is better than a banana split sundae!

Sex is better than a banana split sundae!

[Jessifer]

Yeah...sad...

[Dar_Win]

I have to agree with you, Lenny. :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) :):):)

[Dar_Win]

oo em eff gee

el oo el

[Lenny]

lawl!