World Record Thread

[Kaneda]

First I have to get my computer fixed. Then I need to get a wireless modem. Then I have to make sure atleast one of my neighbors has internet. Which reminds me, I need to bump my computer help thread.

[Willkillforfood]

Since you're going to steal their internet, why not steal another neighbor's computer?

[Kaneda]

Hmmm... Cause I don't have to break into they're house to get the internet.

[Kaneda]

I Know. Im a pussy. :(

[KagomJack]

Free intarweb.

lol?

[Willkillforfood]

netzero?

[JRwakebord]

They charge now.

[Lenny]

Everyone charges if their smart enough.

Then the even smarter ones do it as favours. And gets favours owed to them by big people who can be influential.

And that, kids, is how you move up in the world.

[Willkillforfood]

That and by assuming peoples' identities!

[Lenny]

Well...that comes in later.

After you've gone up in the world, you become friends with rich people. And the rich people let you fix their computers for free because you are a 'geek'. Which means you can then access all their personal files.

Yada yada yada...

...and assume their identity.

And that, kids, is how you get a long jail sentence.

[Willkillforfood]

That's totally legal in the U.S., Lenny. You should come try it.

[KagomJack]

It is most 1337 :D

[Willkillforfood]

10 out of 10 lawyers recommend it. Gotta keep the people gainfully employed.

[Jessifer]

*sneeze*

[Lenny]

Bless you.

[Jessifer]

Shanks.

[Lenny]

No problemo.

[Dar_Win]

I amz like teh greatestest roxeror ov al tyme.

[Lenny]

Nope...you're not at 100%.

Now you've got to beat Sov. *sticks out tongue*

[Dar_Win]

I smell a challenge. :)

And I never back down from a challenge.

[Willkillforfood]

Sov can't beat you if he's dead. Catch my drift?

[Jessifer]

I think my body is trying to reject my lungs... :weird:

[Lenny]

You don't smoke, do you?

[KagomJack]

I want to throw poo at monkeys and see how they like it.

[KagomJack]

And 9 out of 10 Spanish Inquisitors say that 8 out of 10 Jews are responsible for the Black Death!

[Jessifer]

Negative.

[Sovereign]

Killing sov is against the forum rules.

[KagomJack]

Is photoshopping Sov also against forum rules?

[Willkillforfood]

Photoshopping Sov dead against the rules?

[Sovereign]

That is fine. As long as I get paid royalties for the portrayal of my likeness.

[Jessifer]

Obviously you hold their talent (or lack-thereof) in some form of heightened regard. That sir, is your first mistake. The second being that they would actually pay you.

Well, they could always pay with their lives, I suppose.

[Willkillforfood]

I'm going to accuse you of witch craft before the congregation tomorrow. Nice knowing you.

[Jessifer]

Psh. Everyone knows there's no such thing as witchcraft. Which is why I'll get off scott free.

Bwa ha.

[Lenny]

I've just become really confused...

Been reading the argument between Kiddo and Grav in the FF, then I come here and expect more. Silly little brain of Lenny's. :)

[Willkillforfood]

Psh. Everyone knows there's no such thing as witchcraft. Which is why I'll get off scott free.

Bwa ha.

Vigilante justice is my game. I'll see you in the 'morrow.

[KagomJack]

You turned me into a newt!



...



I got better :D

[Great-Thanatos]

Anyone watch the simpsons last night? Were they were real people playing them...it looked like a glow stick in Homer's back.

[Willkillforfood]

Glowsticks are what power nuclear reactors :o!?

[Jessifer]

Negatory. I worked until 10:30 last night.

[Willkillforfood]

10:30?!?! A travesty.

[Jessifer]

Eeh. I've worked until 1 in the morn before. Not really that big of a deal. Normally my shifts are from 10-6, though for the summer they're going to be 12-8ish.

The joys of being a cashier. Wonky schedualing...mainly in the winter, though.

[Willkillforfood]

Latest I've worked is 8 a.m. :o.!

[Lenny]

That's the real life spin-off of the opening sequence. They seem to play it every time they show the Simpsons, over here.

[Willkillforfood]

Nice. Is the Simpsons dying yet?

[Lenny]

Nope.

New episode every Sunday.

It's not all that bad...still fun to watch now and then.

[Willkillforfood]

I watched it for years until it just quit being funny to me :P. Family guy is much better, imo.

[Jessifer]

It still needs to die...

[Dar_Win]

OMFG! I can't wait till thursday, and friday!

[KagomJack]

I WANT TO DIE...for your sins!

~Jesus Christpaste

[Kaneda]

I went to church on Sunday for the first time in... atleast 12 years. OMG I was lol the whole time. Seriously religion is absolutley ABSURED.(sp?)

[Jessifer]

I like to study religions...I could just never settle into one for life.

Odd...that suddenly reminded me of you, Kaneda.

[Kaneda]

You have no idea how hard it really is...

[Lenny]

Life or Religion?

[Willkillforfood]

I think she was making reference to his infidelity. *scratches chin*

[KagomJack]

You and me both, sister.

[Willkillforfood]

By sister do you mean brother?

[Jessifer]

No, I think he actually meant sister.

[Willkillforfood]

No, I think he actually meant sister.

Oh ...but ...I'm ...a male.

[JRwakebord]

Really? Wow. I'll admit I'm shocked.

[Willkillforfood]

To be sure I better go to the doctor.

[JRwakebord]

"Mr. Griffin, That's not a growth, that's your penis."

"Oh. Huh. Well, what about the-"

"Testicles"

"Well how about that!"

[Willkillforfood]

I don't know what a doctor would do if I asked what my wang was.

[Jessifer]

*giggle*

"That's your penis."
"My penis?"
"Yes, your penis."
"...What's a penis?"
"... ...You're kidding, right?"

[Lenny]

Hehehehe... *giggles like a school girl*

CHAVS SHoULD DIE!!

They've learnt more on their own by the age of 14 then they have in years worth of Sex Education in school.

It's sickening...

Talking about that, I was in the basement corridor at Lunch, getting my Tech folder, and I saw a lass come out of the boys toilets followed by what was obviously her boyfriend. They were both really happy. She said: "Don't worry, only one person has seen us."

Sixth formers, eh? Deary deary me...

[Dar_Win]

Chav lover.

[JRwakebord]

Wait what's wrong with that story, Lenny?

The only thing I can think of is if they're really young.

[Lenny]

All Chav's MUST die a horrible horrible death at the hands of over-enthusiastic Chemistry and Biology students with brand new scalpels and chemicals that are pretty colours and very very dangerous.

That'd be the coolest piece of coursework! Examine the effects on a range of Explosive Chemicals on your average Chav. Cut them open and drip various Chemicals onto their hearts to see how their heartbeat changes...a girl I know in Uni did that with live frogs on Tuesday. She said it was horrible.

[Lenny]

Well, they're both either 16 or 17. They looked to be young...

And these are the toilets for Years 7, 8 and 9, on the Basement corridor/Locker Corridor, between two Deputy Heads offices.

[JRwakebord]

16/17? Let em do what they want, they're old enough.

[Lenny]

I know they are. Heck, if I was the sort, I could do the same thing. Not saying they shouldn't.

But still...in the middle of a school...

[JRwakebord]

Why not? Hell, I once hooked up in the bathroom of the Middle School when I was in High School, just for the hell of it.

[HandOfHeaven]

Dude, sweet.

[Jessifer]

Kweh?

[Willkillforfood]

lol. Romantic places? Who needs them when you can have sex where people crap.

[KagomJack]

I'm apparently a high functioning autistic person. Funny, isn't it?

[Kaneda]

Nothing wrong with Romanticism and there's nothing wrong with spur of the moment good ol' fashion fuckin.

[Kaneda]

Congrats!

























You didn't let a internet site tell you that did you? Because then it would actually be proving itself correct by your belief in it.

[KagomJack]

No, I actually was told that by my mom. I had complained about always being toted around to Psychiatrists for most of my early childhood and she explained that I had Asperger's Syndrome.

[Jessifer]

Everyone has a little bit of a romantic in them. Some more than others.

Though, there are the occasional outliers.

[Willkillforfood]

Cool, are you like the rain man?

[Willkillforfood]

Doing it in a bathroom though!? :P I hope it was clean at least, geez.

[Kaneda]

Heh. It was at a park for me, and a mom and her kids walked into the bathroom and we jumped up on the toilet in the stall, waited for them to leave, and then proceded. It was fucking HOT! Some of the best sex I've ever had.

[Willkillforfood]

Rofl. The whole "danger" thing is an attraction for most.

[Kaneda]

Ya. I remember an episode of the Simpsons where Marge and Homer did it inside a mini-golf windmill or something.

[Willkillforfood]

I think I saw that one. I dunno ...just ...bathrooms ...ew :p.

[Kaneda]

Ya... well it's not any grosser than anal sex I suppose.

[Willkillforfood]

Well. There literally is feces all over the place in there ...so you're getting all intermingled with hundreds of peoples' bacteria from their crap. Mmmm ...hot, right? :P.

[Jessifer]

Totally hot.

And sex in public places is less romanticism and more...I forget the word.

[Sovereign]

You make it a habit to shit on the seat? Theres always the the sink :P

Just testing my pointless animted sig until i get another one. The catgirl got old.

[Lenny]

See...doing it in toilets is just weird.

[JRwakebord]

Doing it in a bathroom though!? :P I hope it was clean at least, geez.


The bathroom was newly constructed, so it was pristine. It had been completed practically the day before. And we weren't in a stall, we were on the counter next to the sinks. Good times, and the riskyness of it is what made it so exhilarating.

[Willkillforfood]

You make it a habit to shit on the seat? Theres always the the sink :P

Just testing my pointless animted sig until i get another one. The catgirl got old.

Boobalicious <3.

[KagomJack]

I don't believe so.

[`Insolence`]

Could I write a program that, while I'm idling, randomly finds old threads and posts a post from them?

[Lenny]

Anything should be possible.

Time to start a new discussion...the Bathroom sex one is disturbing.

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From the mind of someone who doesn't know the first thing about programming: Would it be possible to do it using Random numbers? But it would also need to have some kind of access to the forum database...find out the number of total threads. Using a random number it picks one - that thread number e.g. 545870. Then it would, knowing how many posts are in that thread from the database, pick another random number and copy that post...but how?

Then finds another thread, that is active (more random numbers?) and posts it.


First things first...would that work at all?

[`Insolence`]

I think it could just use random numbers, 1-700000 or however many threads there are (which it could find out).

http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?p=random number 1-700000

Then just some way to count the posts, you could probably do that via the number of <anchor> tags on a page.

[Lenny]

How would it find out the number of threads?

[Jessifer]

Sigh. I had to clean the woman's bathrooms yesturday at work. The handicap stall was...foul. There was, quite literally, shit on the floor. Not a lot, but I still used like...a TON of tp so I didn't have to touch it, and it smelled so freakin' horrible. I left the stall dry-retching, and getting sympathetic looks from other people who were in there.

Never...again...will I...EVER...do that.

[Willkillforfood]

Go clean up my crap.

[Jessifer]

I'd rather rub your nose in it, I think.

[Willkillforfood]

Do you promise?

[Jessifer]

Yes. I promise. I'll even make you eat it. Sound good?

[Willkillforfood]

Is your uterus involved?

[Jessifer]

Negative.

[Kaneda]

Animals lick they're own asses.

[Willkillforfood]

Negative.

Not interested then >_>.

[`Insolence`]

How would it find out the number of threads?
http://zelaron.com/forum/statistic.php?

:)

[Kaneda]

whats with the uterus fetisH?

[Lenny]

Ah! Cleverness!

And of course in each forum thing it shows how many posts are in each thread.

And then you'd just need a bot to pick a thread from less than 30 days ago and post a copied reply to it.

[Willkillforfood]

I wanted to change the topic away from me eating poo.

[Great-Thanatos]

I wanted to change the topic away from me eating poo.
You eat poo? This could go on for a long while.

[Willkillforfood]

No, but she was talking about me eating poo.

[Lenny]

I guess it beats eating p...oh, wait.

[Dar_Win]

Awesome day. :)

Thought I would just let you all know that :).

[Jessifer]

Yeah.

[Jessifer]

Jessifer is bad. She started writing a fanfic. A FFVII fanfic...her first fanfic evar.

Bad thing is...she shoved her own Mary-Sue character into it. :( Jessifer is ashamed. She shall go hide under a rock and continue writing it...

[Willkillforfood]

That's ghastly, sickening, and makes me cry!

[JRwakebord]

Bad Jessifer! You deserve a spanking!

[gruesomeBODY]

A spanking that he would gladly administer

[JRwakebord]

That was implied

[Jessifer]

....Nnnno thanks. I'd rather write the fic.

[Lenny]

You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me.

And spank me.

And me.

And me.

Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!

And after the spanking, the oral sex.

[Jessifer]

That was just plain creepy. Don't make me break out the elephant tranqs.

[Lenny]

I blame it on WillKills hormones personally.

[Jessifer]

Alrighty.

[gruesomeBODY]

that and lenny is a brit that likes that kinda thing lol

[Willkillforfood]

I just have that affect on people.

[Lenny]

But you know you all love me. :)

[Jessifer]

Funny joke.

[Lenny]

I know, I crack me up sometimes.

[Lenny]

Oooooh!!! Assembly was so much fun this morning. :)

Every two years the local schools have this singing competition - Stars on the Rise. From my school one of my few female friends won the heats, and someone I went to Primary School (another girl) came second. Both go into the Final, which is on Thursday.

Anyway, the girl that won, Sophie, was singing in assembly today...and had her dancers dancing. She's a really amazing singer (she's very shy normally, but behind the mic...the power she has! Wow!)...and her dancers! Especially the one special one ;). I don't think there was any lad who wasn't transfixed during those brief 5 minutes.

[Lenny]

BAH!!!

4th April...and it's SNOWING!! God damn it...

[Willkillforfood]

she sucks in the sack :p. jk

[Lenny]

I don't get it...


Ooooh! Party on Friday. :)

Though I'm getting scared...there's a plot to get this special little dancer drunk, and well...I'm involved after she's drunk. And the party isn't even an Alcohol Party!!

Gotta take your own...

[Willkillforfood]

...plot to get this special little dancer drunk, and well...I'm involved after she's drunk...

Don't get "special girls" drunk. It'll get you in trouble.

[Lenny]

It's not me getting her drunk. I don't want her to get drunk.

Basically the plan is for one of my friends, and her ex-bf to get her drunk. Thing is, she idolises her ex. So they hope she'll get drunk, do anything they say:

"Go kiss Lenny."
"Dance with Lenny."

I'm kinda hoping she'll refuse, or won't get drunk. Hopefully the latter, after all, it is a "Bring your own Booze" party.

[Sovereign]

kjlkjlkjl

kjkk
lkhih

[Sovereign]

lollllllllllll bored

[MightyJoe]

QQ noob

[Kaneda]

Wow... thats so middle school.

If you want to act like a highschooler your suppose to rape them after they get drunk.


Duuh?

[Jessifer]

Go hang yourself, plz. ktnx.

[Jessifer]

You're a master of tagz.

[Willkillforfood]

Pressed delete a bit too much.

[Jessifer]

Jaaa...shore...

[Willkillforfood]

you aren't jar jar binks -- talk like a person damnit.

[Jessifer]

Obviously you're not savvy to even simple words from other cultures.

[Lenny]

Like "Whey-aye" or "Toffee"?

[Dar_Win]

You get my PM?

[Lenny]

You get my answer?

[Willkillforfood]

Obviously you're not savvy to even simple words from other cultures.

I don't speak Klingon.

[Sovereign]

I vouch that that's not klingon.

[Sovereign]

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[Willkillforfood]

A wall of tits, haha.

[Jessifer]

If one wasn't hypnotic enough...

[Willkillforfood]

It's Not!

[Sovereign]

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No more i just wanna see how this much looks. My laptop lags :-\

[Jessifer]

Awesomeness.

[Lenny]

It looks pretty fun when it gets to the barrel coming towards you...30 at a time.

[Jessifer]

It makes me look at my own boobs and wonder what I could make them do...

[Willkillforfood]

pick locks!

[Jessifer]

Somehow...I doubt it...

[Willkillforfood]

Well they'll never pick locks if you don't try, silly goose!

[KagomJack]

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place.

[Lenny]

You're using coconuts!

[Lenny]

So...

She = sober
Me = Sober
Friends = Do nothing
Her ex = Got pissed out of his skull, snorted some cocaine or smoked a lot of weed, got completely wasted, collapsed, unconscious, coughing blood for nearly an hour.

All in all, fun!

[Jessifer]

You know what woulda been even more fun?!

Dropping him off at a police station and then driving off.

[Lenny]

And that wouldn't have been all. Another 3 or 4 people would probably have been nicked too!

These druggies, eh? Deary me. :p

Though I think he should have been taken to hospital. Ah well, he was reportedly walking around being his Cocky self again this morning. The arse.

[KagomJack]

Hey, I saw a man beat a kitten to death with a shoelace once. FUCKING TOP THAT!

[Lenny]

I saw a kitten beat a man to death with his own tongue!

[KagomJack]

I saw a man beat a kitten to death with his fart!

[Willkillforfood]

That wasn't a good one :(.

[Jessifer]

I watched a group of men put a kitten on a lit grill once.

No joke. A lady ran out of her apartment, grabbed the kitten, and ran back inside. The kitten died later. And the guys went to jail.

[Willkillforfood]

People like that need to die.

[Lenny]

Life being tortured is much more fun. And they have to stay alive for their full life, in constant pain.

That is much worse than death.

[Willkillforfood]

Make them snort wasabi sauce. Every day. Three times a day. Oh yea... awesome.

[Lenny]

Put 4 million volts through 'em, and see how far they Voooom!

[KagomJack]

pffft...

Son, do that in addition to forcing someone to masturbate with tabasco sauce while being forced to watch morbidly obese people porn while having a hamster shoved up his ass. THAT IS TRUE TORTURE.

[Lenny]

Or do a Hitler in Hell, and have Pineapples shoved up his anal passage.

[Jessifer]

Ouch.

Torture for Martha Stewart: Mace up the pussy till it becomes mince meat, make her cook with the end result using second-rate ingredients and utensils, and then force her to eat it. And a beer on the side. No wine.

[Willkillforfood]

You're such a girl.

[Kaneda]

Stop ruining my WRT fun.

[Lenny]

Martha who now?

[Lenny]

Ah balls...

Right, this is getting really annoying.

9th April, we're supposedly in Spring now.

AND IT'S SNOWING!! Yesterday we had 2 inches of the bloddy stuff...now we've got giant flakes a fluttering down on the breeze. And it's nearlt 6C outside!!

Stupid...

[Willkillforfood]

We're having a mini-ice age. Yellowstone's super volcanoe erupted.

[Sovereign]

If yellowstone erupts, im taking london down with me.

[Willkillforfood]

Dont worry, the whole world will be doomed.

[Dar_Win]

69 degrees F here. Heh.

[Jessifer]

*cackle*

[Willkillforfood]

*chokes*

[Lenny]

And today, we've just hit 12C, and the Sun is shining, the grass is green, the lamb is jumping up and down and the big sheep are copying it...and my Cactus has just spruoted some pretty pink flowers.

I think someone up high is playing Silly Buggers with us.

Then again, British Weather. What can I say?

[Willkillforfood]

The same has been happening here. 80F one day then in the 30's the next day's night. Global warming is the culprit!

[Willkillforfood]

1000 bottles of beer on the wall, 1000 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 999 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Willkillforfood]

999 bottles of beer on the wall, 999 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 998 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Willkillforfood]

998 bottles of beer on the wall, 998 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 997 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Willkillforfood]

997 bottles of beer on the wall, 997 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 996 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Willkillforfood]

996 bottles of beer on the wall, 996 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 995 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Willkillforfood]

995 bottles of beer on the wall, 995 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 994 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Willkillforfood]

994 bottles of beer on the wall, 994 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 993 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Willkillforfood]

993 bottles of beer on the wall, 993 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 992 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Willkillforfood]

992 bottles of beer on the wall, 992 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 991 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Willkillforfood]

991 bottles of beer on the wall, 991 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 990 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Lenny]

Betcha can't get to 987 without someone interrutping you.

Wait!!

I did it! :D

[gruesomeBODY]

991 bottles of beer on the wall, 991 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 990 bottles of beer on the wall.
That sounds like my first 3 semesters at college

[Lenny]

Only 991?! I'm disappointed Bobby!!

[Willkillforfood]

990 if you ask me! :P

[Lenny]

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[Willkillforfood]

Im sure everyone will look at that one in the graveyard.

[Lenny]

I would...it's not every day you get to see your own Gravestone complete with Epitaph.

[Willkillforfood]

Tell me what you want it to be like. I'll make SURE it's that way > : D.

[Lenny]

Well...one that looks nice. And not too expensive.

[Willkillforfood]

I'll do it by hand. It'll be cheaper that way.

[Lenny]

I want two.

When you have found the second gravestone, you must place it beside the first gravestone, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

[Willkillforfood]

How about ...a piece of river rock with "Lenny" poorly inscribed on it. You'll be burried in a refrigerator box.

[Lenny]

As long as it keeps the bugs with more than 4 legs out.

[KagomJack]

I'd cry if you died, Sovereign <3

[Great-Thanatos]

I'd cry if you died, Sovereign <3
Wow 1 person actually cares about sov???

[Lenny]

Sov's not all that bad.

He gave me a Gmail invite when I was new. :)

[Great-Thanatos]

Sov's not all that bad.

He gave me a Gmail invite when I was new. :)
OMG he gave you one and not me??

Diex 10 sov =\

[Lenny]

I don't think you were active back then.

Everyone was starting up Gmail threads...I think even BlueCube came out of hiding and started on...and I popped in and asked.

He's a nice guy Sov. :)

[Great-Thanatos]

I don't think you were active back then.

Everyone was starting up Gmail threads...I think even BlueCube came out of hiding and started on...and I popped in and asked.

He's a nice guy Sov. :)
I know hes nice...I've known him since I signed up at zel, I'm just joking. And plus gmail ain't all that... I got an e-mail were I can store 120gb send unlimted attachments etc....its callled outlook ^_^

[Lenny]

I prefer Outlook Express.

Thing is though, it's not an actual Email address, just a client.

But it's nice to be able to send attachments however big you want, and have them being .exe files.

[Willkillforfood]

I tie books to pigeons. Screw digital information.

[Willkillforfood]

Who would have known one of our very own, Titusfied, went to the "Brokeback Mountain" Hollywood premiere!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/Willkillforfood/gaytitusfied.jpg

[Great-Thanatos]

I prefer Outlook Express.

Thing is though, it's not an actual Email address, just a client.

But it's nice to be able to send attachments however big you want, and have them being .exe files.
Mine has an address...one from my ISP

[KagomJack]

Ya know, I liked that movie, but I think it could've been so much better. I think I just feel that way because of the cheesey dialogue.

[Willkillforfood]

Ever seen Alexander? Brokeback mountain 1000 BC.

[KagomJack]

I prefered Alexander a lot more to Brokeback.

(Note: I actually wrote Bareback instead of Brokeback originally XD)

[KagomJack]

All must obey Sephiroth!

[Willkillforfood]

Holy shit, Sephiroth is in Brokeback Mountain?! It may be worth seeing then! Does he kill the main characters? :p

[KagomJack]

Yeah! He beats Jake Gylenhaal's character to death with a tire iron.

[Great-Thanatos]

Isn't spiderman in that?

[Lenny]

Spiderman vs. Sephiroth

Alien vs. Predator

Kramer vs. Kramer

All the same.

[Willkillforfood]

Sephiroth will win because he's got like totally cool white hair, okay?

[Great-Thanatos]

Spiderman vs. Sephiroth

Alien vs. Predator

Kramer vs. Kramer

All the same.
Sephiroth Alien and Kramer

[Lenny]

Which Kramer?

[Willkillforfood]

Guessing off of seinfield.

[Lenny]

No...Guessing OFF Seinfield.

You don't need the "of".

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Which Kramer?

[Great-Thanatos]

Kramer

[Lenny]

But which Kramer?

[KagomJack]

No...Toby Maguire (I think that's right) isn't in that.

[Lenny]

Is Spiderman in Kramer vs. Kramer?

[Lenny]

Every film should have a Spiderman in it. If it doesn't, then it's not being a film properly.

[Great-Thanatos]

But which Kramer?
I already said KRAMER!!

[Willkillforfood]

Every film should have a Spiderman in it. If it doesn't, then it's not being a film properly.

Spiderman is the camera man of every film. That's how they get some of their crazy shots.

[Lenny]

But which Kramer?!

[Jessifer]

The Kramer that's the right Kramer.

[Willkillforfood]

Kramer is in my pants.

[Lenny]

But which Kramer is the right Kramer?

[Great-Thanatos]

But which Kramer is the right Kramer?
The one that won


I could go on like this all day.

[Lenny]

But which Kramer won?