World Record Thread

[Demosthenes]

if you can redefine the words in english to suit ur needs than i can redefine the rules of grammar 2 suit my needs

[Jessifer]

holy shit, it takes alot of effort 4 me 2 type like this... its just 2 hard 2 do.

I'm used to using proper grammar, spelling, punctuation, and ect. So, this is easier. o_O

[Demosthenes]

im not used 2 typing with proper grammar...easy 4 me

[Jessifer]

Well, you're just strange then.

[Demosthenes]

nah...

[Jessifer]

Yah.

[Demosthenes]

nah..

[!King_Amazon!]

Yes. Yes. Yes you are.

[Demosthenes]

u said yes 3 times...

[!King_Amazon!]

Yes. Yes. Yes I did.

[Jessifer]

Yes. Yes. Yes, I am horny.

[Admiral_Jason]

Lookie all the posts, and lookie so little views. o_O

[Jessifer]

You know, once upon a time I had a banana...


...And I ate it.

[Demosthenes]

jessifers CRAZY!

[Jessifer]

Wooo! Carayzee!

[Demosthenes]

crazy!

[!King_Amazon!]

The average erect walrus penis is 24 inches long.

The average erect blue whale penis is 16 feet long.

[Jessifer]

Dude. Get over this whale penis obsession of yours!

[Demosthenes]

omg...i think that sais all we need 2 know about u KA

[Jessifer]

Dorks.

[Demosthenes]

at least im not crazy

[Jessifer]

I'm not crazy. Just insane.

[Demosthenes]

same difference

[Jessifer]

Not really. There's a huuuuge difference.

[KagomJack]

The average erect walrus penis is 24 inches long.

The average erect blue whale penis is 16 feet long.

TMI

[Demosthenes]

tmi

[Jessifer]

No it's not! It's very knowledgeable information! Read it! And remember it! And tell it to your future children! THEY WILL THANK YOU!

[!King_Amazon!]

Damn right skippy.

[Jessifer]

Of course, they may thank you with a stick against your head multiple times, but I never said it would be a GOOD thank you. :wierd:

[Tai]

Actually if you tell them when they're little they won't know what you're talkinga bout. So all's good. Except when they go to tell it to their teachers at school. Then they send the kid off to counseling, you end up paying bills for mental aid, then end up in a family counseling center...

[Jessifer]

...Hm...

...Heh heh heh...Oooh...So many bad ideas...

[Demosthenes]

KA posts in the WRT!

[Demosthenes]

well since there is no1 posting here at the moment

[Demosthenes]

i guess its just me and the wrt

[Demosthenes]

just like it used 2 be

[Demosthenes]

well...im what should i write

[Demosthenes]

I'll write about what I used to write about...what im thinking about...lol

[Demosthenes]

and now days i only think about 1 thing...

[Demosthenes]

"the girl"...lol

[Demosthenes]

You know...i wonder what im doin wrong sometimes

[Demosthenes]

What is it that she wants?

[Demosthenes]

If i only knew that...lol

[Demosthenes]

i wonder if she feels anything about me at all...

[Demosthenes]

she talks 2 me a lot...

[Demosthenes]

but...i dunno...god it feels like she doesn't give a fuck at all

[Demosthenes]

you know i used 2 think once i found some1 like her i would intrigue her and charm her and she'd be mine forever

[Demosthenes]

heh...but i dont think she's charmed or intrigued

[Demosthenes]

she's so beautiful...but what can i offer her

[Demosthenes]

I mean...we talk all the time like we're best friends but i dont think she cares at all...

[Demosthenes]

its painful sometimes

[Demosthenes]

but o well...i guess i'll learn 2 live with it

[Demosthenes]

or keep trying...i honestly dont know

[Demosthenes]

o well...lol...thats my story for now

[Demosthenes]

I'll be back later

[Demosthenes]

bye

[Jessifer]

You're a bit young to really be fretting over relationships IMHO, mjordan. Go and live your life, boy-o. Worry about it when you're older.

That aside, I have this huge urge to visit a daycare and tell all the kids how big a whales penis is and then run outbefore I'm caught. Hahahaaa...

[Demosthenes]

yea...i guess ima bit young...but i still feel the same...i wish i could just...wish the feeling away...lol

[Jessifer]

Yeah. I know. ;)

[Demosthenes]

well...im gonna go...ill be back l8r

[KagomJack]

Isst du meine hose?

[Demosthenes]

english please

[KagomJack]

That's German for "Did you eat my pants?"

[Demosthenes]

o...no i did not

[KagomJack]

Ich werde deine Kinder essen >:)

[RoboticSilence]

Du isst nicht meine.
Ich habe deine Familie getötet.

[KagomJack]

>:|

Du arsch mit ohren!

Du arschloch ficken meister!

[RoboticSilence]

Sterben Sie! Ich bin nicht ein Esel, noch bin ich ein Meister des Esels..

[KagomJack]

take it easy on da german...
i'm only in my second year gosh dammit

[RoboticSilence]

And you already know some words I do not... we never actually learned the word for will... I looked up the root in a translator and conjugated it myself. Besides... I'm in my second year as well.

[Jessifer]

Si. Hai. Ja. Da. Wee wee.

[Demosthenes]

thank you but I'll stick with english

[KagomJack]

oh, that's cool ^_^

[Jessifer]

Remember children: Banana.

[Demosthenes]

Remember everyone: ZOMBOCOM

[Jessifer]

No no no no. Cucumber!

[Demosthenes]

zombocom

[Jessifer]

Edible panties, f00.

[Demosthenes]

whoa...

[Demosthenes]

you're scaring me

[Demosthenes]

dont lemme lose u im not tryin2 confuse u when i let lose with this oozie and just shoot through ur isuzu

[Jessifer]

But...scaring people is fun...

[Demosthenes]

but.......WAHHH!!!!...mommy!!!

[Jessifer]

Vwah hah hah.

[RoboticSilence]

Whee work sucks!

[Demosthenes]

u suck!!!!!!!...mwahahaah...u all suck

[RoboticSilence]

You suck because you can't even legally get a job to make money to survive you little bastard.

[Demosthenes]

but i cen become an entrepreneur...mwahahaha

[RoboticSilence]

Good luck. 90% of entreprenuerial businesses fail within the first year.

[Demosthenes]

I will be in that 10%...lol

[Dar_Win]

this

[Dar_Win]

is

[Dar_Win]

a

[Dar_Win]

lot

[RoboticSilence]

of

[RoboticSilence]

shit

[Demosthenes]

true dat foo

[RoboticSilence]

The good thing about being here at work is that the computer are fucking fast as hell... they have Athlon XP 64bit processors, BINGO!

[Sovereign]

I have one of those right next to me. Amd athlon 64 3200+. 2.0 gigahertz, 1 gig ram, 256 mb radeon 9800 xt. Asus mobo. bunch of other stuff. 64 bit>all

[RoboticSilence]

This one is roughly the same. And actually 64-bit means nothing right now unless you run Linux. No other operating system supports it yet.

[Sovereign]

Yea i know. i bought 64 bit now so that i odn thave to upgrade later.

[iceman887]

spam

[KagomJack]

Iceman spam

Kagom spam gooder

[KagomJack]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[RoboticSilence]

Eat shit and noodles.

[KagomJack]

Eat pie and live a happy life

bitch

[Demosthenes]

SOV POSTED HERE!!!

[KagomJack]

SOV POSTED HERE!!!

is this the only excitement that gets in your life?

[Jessifer]

No one ever gets excited when I post here. :(

Biotches.

[Demosthenes]

I GET EXCITED!!!

[Jessifer]

Yay!

[Demosthenes]

WEEEEEE!!!!

[Demosthenes]

the other day i thuoght i seen my homeboy biggie sayin shit dont stop nigga no pity

[KagomJack]

shoot all da WIGGERS

[Demosthenes]

lolol

[Sovereign]

get on aim mj

[KagomJack]

http://www.rpgsource.net/forums/viewthread.php?action=attachment&tid=624&pid=5915

go read it. My latest edit for you bimboes ;P

[RoboticSilence]

Your mother has a small penis.

[KagomJack]

*smacks RS with a large red spiked dildo and laughs as blood flies from his face*

STFU

[Demosthenes]

I'm on aim

[KagomJack]

i have AIM :D
kitties teh pwn!

[Demosthenes]

sovs kitty pwnxxors

[Jessifer]

Kagom owns a spiked dildo? Wtf?

[KagomJack]

i own an edible dildo, a.k.a. A CARROT :D

[RoboticSilence]

I don't think a carrot would make a good dildo.. they are spikey.

[KagomJack]

that's WHY you cut the pointy part off

it's like neuterting a dog.

cut off the pointy tip

[RoboticSilence]

Or circumcising a carrot.

[Demosthenes]

what does jessifer think about this?

[Sovereign]

GOD DAMN IT. I have the power to close this fucking excuse for a thread but im not allowed to :cry:

[Demosthenes]

mwahahahahahaha

[Jessifer]

Gotta love Mel Brooks.

[kaos]

swdfvdzgvdsgvdsgdsgdsgvdsgbv

[Jessifer]

Nice spam.

[RoboticSilence]

I like breasts.

[Jessifer]

Mmm. Boobs.

[RoboticSilence]

Yeah... yummy.

[Jessifer]

Bwa ha.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Yep. I'm meeting up with one of my bitches later today, then another later tonight. =)

Boobie city.

[Jessifer]

I feel so proud of you, DFD. Really, I do. My heart...it swells.

...Wait...that's my stomach. Nevermind.

*koffdamngaskoff*

[Tyrannicide]

Holy shit. 3 days later and im finally done reading ever single post. My eyes and brain or so fucking fried right now. This post is a big waste of time except for saying that i was involved in this thread. HOLY SHIT!!!!!

[KagomJack]

do you have a social life?

do you have person you're going out with?

If you answered yes to the above, than don't do that again, it makes you look stupid.

But no one can match me for stupidity :P

[Shade]

hi

[RoboticSilence]

Holy shit Shade... where did you go?

[Shade]

I've been here...just not posting

[RoboticSilence]

For an extremely long time? Stealhting? Damn you.

[Shade]

a good one year of stealthing I guess

[RoboticSilence]

Wow... you pwned us all.

Looking at it now... your activity doesn't relfect that... I guess stealthing doesn't affect activity.

[Shade]

I don't like my activity bar, it's pityful...oh well guess only posts affect it

[KagomJack]

GTA pwns you bitches :D

[Tyrannicide]

I was joking about the three days to read all the post thing. i justed wanted to see some reactions, and for a laugh. I PWN ALL U BITCHES.

[Shade]

You both pwn jack shit.

[KagomJack]

I was joking about the three days to read all the post thing. i justed wanted to see some reactions, and for a laugh. I PWN ALL U BITCHES.

and I pwn yo mama ;)

[Jessifer]

I pwn banana's. Btw, y0 Shade.

[Shade]

Hi,


also bananas are good.

[Jessifer]

Yes. Banana's are very good.

[KagomJack]

ich esse deinen bananen

[Jessifer]

Woo. I'm sleepy all the sudden. :sleeping:

[Demosthenes]

I pwnt zombocom

[Shade]

Thank you RS for starting everyone on pwn now.

[Jessifer]

Soo...How about them Kiwi's, eh?

[KagomJack]

I pwnt mocock.com

you are weird

[Shade]

*smacks RS with a large red spiked dildo and laughs as blood flies from his face*

Having a large red spiked dildo is pretty weird too...

[KagomJack]

*smacks RS with a large red spiked dildo and laughs as blood flies from his face*

Having a large red spiked dildo is pretty weird too...

I stole that from a friend :P

he wouldn't stop hitting me with it.

[RoboticSilence]

I was joking about the three days to read all the post thing. i justed wanted to see some reactions, and for a laugh. I PWN ALL U BITCHES.

Yeah well I've actually read the whole thread... you = pwned.

[Shade]

I think I did too back when it was barely over 1000

[Tai]

I was joking about the three days to read all the post thing. i justed wanted to see some reactions, and for a laugh. I PWN ALL U BITCHES.

Yeah well I've actually read the whole thread... you = pwned.

If you did read the whole thing, then you = bored.

[Tyrannicide]

or in this case. you= big fat no life queer douchebag who can only get his mom in the sack

[Demosthenes]

hello

[Kuja]

bye

[Jessifer]

Queef.

[Kuja]

Chikamoo

[RoboticSilence]

Putwah.

[Jessifer]

Right.

[Shade]

Left.

[KagomJack]

i hate you

[Tai]

The world's longest standing word game!

[RoboticSilence]

You broke it you bastard.

As for the four letter asterisk word... the word is simply "word".

[Kuja]

Your to late i already sent him a pm :) I win!

[zethilone]

Nice sig Kuja

[Demosthenes]

hello

[Kuja]

Nice sig Kuja
thx :killgrin:

[Demosthenes]

Testing:

[Arbitus]

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

[Demosthenes]

hello

[Shade]

w3rd

[RoboticSilence]

FUCKING SHIT BUTTER ROLLS FAGGOT MASTURBATING COW CAR SALESMAN.

[Demosthenes]

hello

[RoboticSilence]

I got a black Honda Accord... handles like a dream.

[Demosthenes]

nice

[Jessifer]

So, how about them coconuts?

[RoboticSilence]

I like the flesh-colored coconuts with nipplies.

[Demosthenes]

A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!!

[KagomJack]

handles like a dream.

Let's not make it a nightmare Focker

[RoboticSilence]

Shut up.

[Shade]

Cram it Adam.

[RoboticSilence]

I didn't know you knew my name... I guess everyone should since I told everyone on the forums a while back in that sound file thread.

[KagomJack]

you don't act like an Adam mr. RS. You act more like a Smith or a Jones

[Demosthenes]

I was just about 2 post here.

[Demosthenes]

nobody's posting...so i guess I'll post here for a while

[Demosthenes]

ooh...i know what i'll do...change my avatar again.

[Demosthenes]

Back 2 normal!

[Demosthenes]

im gonna go have a shower

[Jessifer]

Haha. I bet no one could EVAR guess my name!

[Demosthenes]

perhaps it's...JESSICA?!??!?!?

[Jessifer]

*GASP!* OMG! HOW DID U KNOW!? U R A PSYCHO!

[KagomJack]

or perhaps that night over at Joel's kinda got you talkin ;)

[Jessifer]

...Wait. What?

[rusher657]

no one can guess my name except one person on zelaron

[Shade]

I bet no one cares.

[Jessifer]

I bet that water is blue only because of the reflection from the sky.

[KagomJack]

...Wait. What?

you know, that night at Joel's on Friday 13th? The one where you drank a whole keg and then puked on Joel's dead grandfather's ashes?

That was a really fun night.

[Chruser]

Life is just a dream you know, it's never ending.

[Demosthenes]

like this thread.

[Tai]

Gank. FABOOOOOM. GANK.
THUNDERDOEM.

[Sovereign]

~closed~











































I CAN WISH DAMN IT

[D3V]

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[D3V]

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[D3V]

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

[Demosthenes]

You can only wish sov

[Demosthenes]

but it will NEVER happen

[Demosthenes]

and wtf happend 2 d3v...lol


u allright there man...lol

jk

[Demosthenes]

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[Demosthenes]

Ok...im just gonna stop

[Demosthenes]

I feel like a retard saying that..cuz thats just not me

[Demosthenes]

I'm never gonna take the side of one race over another

[Demosthenes]

but im gonna sit here

[Demosthenes]

and spam like crazy

[Demosthenes]

because thats the only thing left to do...lol

[Sovereign]

This thread is way off topic, i should close it!

[Demosthenes]

I'll get on aim in 2 minutes sovereign

[Demosthenes]

what u mean...its on topic

[Sovereign]

::Finger hovering over the pulldown menu that says "close thread"::

[D3V]

What is the point of this damn thread? To get a 'world record' lol, ew...

[Dar_Win]

we get in the world record book, people see us, come here, = more members = more spam

[KagomJack]

whoa, we banned D3V, warning to everyone on Zelaron I take it. (of course, his banning wasn't made as a warning, it was needed)

[Sovereign]

Its not permanent and will be taken off in a few days.

[Kuja]

He was eating to much sushi !

[KagomJack]

kewl

[rusher657]

I bet everyone cares.

[KagomJack]

Following are the eight principles of bushido:

Jin - to develop a sympathetic understanding of people
Gi - to preserve the correct ethics
Chu - to show loyalty to one's master
Ko - to respect and to care for one's parents
Rei - to show respect for others
Chi - to enhance wisdom by broadening one's knowledge
Shin - to be truthful at all times
Tei - to care for the aged and those of a humble station

posted this here so i can get to it in a bit for my upcoming Samurai based PNP

[rusher657]

what

[KagomJack]

They are the 8 principles of Bushido. I am making a game based on Samurai and the Bushido codes will be in there

[rusher657]

who care

[rusher657]

who care

[rusher657]

who cares

[rusher657]

fun fun fun

[rusher657]

fun

[rusher657]

who care

[KagomJack]

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kagomssamurai/

check it out. It's not ready (because the Rulebook needs to be worked on), but so far i think it looks good

[Demosthenes]

rusher

[Jessifer]

Hmm...38000 posts.