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DarkSpartan116
2006-12-10, 11:48 AM
The "fat guy" is my boyfriend. The guy in the background is me.
Holy shit the person with the fat boyfriend:
1)is gay
2)looks only about 12, while the fat guy looks 40 something

KagomJack
2006-12-10, 12:08 PM
I only look 12 because I shaved. If he'd shave he'd look about 15 (He's got a real baby face and that's why he doesn't shave to begin with).

Atnas
2006-12-10, 01:44 PM
teh h0tzorz

KagomJack
2006-12-10, 02:00 PM
more like lulzbucket

KagomJack
2006-12-10, 02:01 PM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Carlos_Mencia

Grav
2006-12-10, 02:08 PM
THANKS FOR THE BARF IN MOUTH

KagomJack
2006-12-10, 02:09 PM
Are you feeling okay? You seem tense lately.

Kaneda
2006-12-11, 12:28 PM
Its ok as long as there is no penetration.

Atnas
2006-12-11, 06:15 PM
Meep! (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/hippopotamus)

Slyvr
2006-12-12, 07:16 AM
rawr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Atnas
2006-12-12, 09:49 AM
Small... Furry... Animals?

KagomJack
2006-12-12, 12:15 PM
Marf.

Atnas
2006-12-12, 03:38 PM
o noes!

Slyvr
2006-12-12, 05:24 PM
Cookies, Crackers, and Black People! Oh my!

Atnas
2006-12-12, 05:45 PM
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

KagomJack
2006-12-12, 07:09 PM
Bring us some shrubbery!

JRwakebord
2006-12-13, 12:07 AM
Aminals!

Slyvr
2006-12-14, 07:25 AM
woof!

Lenny
2006-12-14, 10:10 AM
How do you make a cat go "woof!"?


Douse it in petrol and set it alight.

Slyvr
2006-12-14, 05:06 PM
Hissss :mad:

Atnas
2006-12-14, 05:51 PM
So you changed your signature into a 'ruff'?

I hate dogs.

KagomJack
2006-12-14, 07:37 PM
Fuck you then. Dogs are awesome as hell.

Lenny
2006-12-15, 09:59 AM
Dogs, like traditional Coliery Brass Bands, should be shot on sight.

Atnas
2006-12-15, 02:46 PM
I don't see the purpose for a dog, anyway.

We're past the hunter-gatherer lifestyle in which we needed to use dogs for multiple survival aspects.

Puppies are alright, but with nintendogs, no one needs a dog.

Besides, even dogs that can't leave little shits all over your floor still need too much care, and are overall boring.

If you really need a pet, get a kitten!

Lenny
2006-12-15, 03:04 PM
Dog are vicious little bastards.

Cats are better. They can look after themselves, too. :)

Atnas
2006-12-15, 03:07 PM
:) Exactly my reasoning.

I would like to live a life for myself, and not have to waste all of my time on a "vicious little bastard" as you rightfully put it.

Plus to see the contentment on a kitties face after you dote upon it is priceless.

And noone hates furry aminals.

Lenny
2006-12-15, 03:25 PM
Spot on. :)

Cats are a lot more cuddly, too. And are a lot less messy. They clean themselves! Who can argue with that?

KagomJack
2006-12-15, 06:54 PM
Dogs can keep your house safe (if they're big enough) and they make great comapnions for single people who sometimes just don't want to deal with the drama of other people. Then there's also the fact that dog owners live longer than cat owners and animal owners, in general, live longer than non-pet owners.

KagomJack
2006-12-15, 06:55 PM
Cats are prissy bitches though. But I still love kitties <3

Slyvr
2006-12-15, 06:57 PM
But if the cat has bad breath, he doesn't smell so great when he's done cleanin himself.

Lenny
2006-12-16, 06:25 AM
I've seen reports of it being the cat owners living longer than dog owners, in general.

Atnas
2006-12-16, 09:22 AM
Rawr!

Lenny
2006-12-16, 09:22 AM
Rawr!

KagomJack
2006-12-16, 10:41 AM
Smack my bitch up!

Dubby
2006-12-16, 06:06 PM
want to.....

Slyvr
2006-12-19, 10:19 AM
Ruff dog!

Atnas
2006-12-19, 03:09 PM
You're an ass clown. (Ilikecats)

Slyvr
2006-12-19, 05:24 PM
You're a cookie baker...

Atnas
2006-12-19, 05:31 PM
Thank you!

Lenny
2006-12-20, 07:25 AM
I'd love to bake Cookies. You get to eat them all once you've baked them. :D

KagomJack
2006-12-20, 01:30 PM
It seems the majority of people I check out at where I work are illegals. They don't know English, pay in very large bills only (seriously, $100 bill for a candy that's 69 cents? FTW?), and come in packs.

Atnas
2006-12-20, 03:36 PM
The majority of people I see are probably gay.

I figure in PA that 1/9 people is hetero.

KagomJack
2006-12-22, 12:45 PM
I'm gay. And I'm sick and I'm tired. No more work and illegal mexicans plz ;-;

Lenny
2006-12-22, 01:03 PM
Hmmm... how about combining work and illegal Mexicans and become a Mass Murderer?

KagomJack
2006-12-22, 01:05 PM
I don't speak Spanish. It wouldn't work.

Lenny
2006-12-22, 01:31 PM
It doesn't really matter.

Say hello to them in awful Spanish, and then blast/knife/strangle/dissect them to kingdom come.

Atnas
2006-12-22, 01:52 PM
Hey, it'll solve the job shortage problem.

Lenny
2006-12-22, 01:56 PM
Well not really... not unless every unemployed person goes out, gets a job as a mass murderer and annihilates illegal immigrants.

Otherwise it just solves the problem of however many people who are unemployed.

Have I just said the same thing in different words? :confused:

Atnas
2006-12-22, 02:03 PM
Yes.

Yes you have.

Damn bullshit rule.

Lenny
2006-12-22, 02:17 PM
Ah well.

Free glod for all!

Atnas
2006-12-22, 02:39 PM
I mean, killing all the people who steal the jobs and employing at the same time.

Not that I'm against cheap labor or anything. :rolleyes:

Lenny
2006-12-22, 03:04 PM
So...

You're on about killing people who have the jobs, and so letting registered citizens have the jobs instead.

I'm on about unemployed people getting a job in mindlessly annihilating illegal immigrants, so cutting down not only the numbers of unemployed Americans (Mass Murderer is a job after all), and the number of unemployed Mexicans (if all the unemployed ones are taken out, then there won't be as many). Kill the problems of unemployed Americans and Illegal Immigration with one stone. :D

It works either way...

I'll race ya!

Atnas
2006-12-22, 03:54 PM
Then morality has to rear it's ugly head...

Lenny
2006-12-22, 04:57 PM
Oh no. Only religious people have morals. :weird:

Atnas
2006-12-22, 05:27 PM
MJ isn't quite religious and he has moral standards.

I wouldn't kill anyone for no reason, however, I would go beyond the religious limitations of moral issues.

Lenny
2006-12-22, 05:35 PM
I would go beyond the religious limitations of moral issues.

Are there any specific situations to which this would apply?

Atnas
2006-12-22, 05:57 PM
Profanity, basically anything concerning my libido...

I'll curse as much as I want.

I'll be the horniest little bitch there ever was.

I won't kill though. Depraving someone of their life is too horrible for me.

Lenny
2006-12-22, 06:26 PM
I've never done it, so I can't really comment.

It might be a sick thing to say, but I can kind of understand the fascination all these psycho's have with killing something just to watch it die.

I'd quite happily sit down and dissect a rat (though I can't now I've dropped Biology :cry:) or, failing that, anything - whether it be living, mechanical, electronical. Just to see how it's put together.

Lenny
2006-12-22, 06:27 PM
I do believe I might be one of these kids that grows up and goes on killing sprees for the crack of it.

Atnas
2006-12-22, 07:54 PM
Hey, you're not alone, whenever I see a commercial on TV with furry animated animals, I imagine them exploding for no reason at all.

(especially when there's snow in the commercial, then it spreads really nice)

Lenny
2006-12-23, 09:10 AM
Now I've never imagined that... though in W3 I made good use of the "click a furry animal enough times and it will explode" easter egg.

Fun days. :)

KagomJack
2007-01-03, 03:21 PM
джон павел

Lenny
2007-01-03, 03:45 PM
John Pavel?

KagomJack
2007-01-03, 04:44 PM
=O!

How'd you know? :(

Lenny
2007-01-04, 10:16 AM
I am plugged into the internet through a cable in my head and hence am connected to Google Translator 24/7.

KagomJack
2007-01-04, 01:54 PM
Dzhon Pavel hates your google translator >=(

Lenny
2007-01-04, 03:17 PM
Poor Mr. Pavel.

KagomJack
2007-01-04, 05:54 PM
John-Paul

or Dzhon Pavel

Is all one name. It's a compounder.

Lenny
2007-01-05, 10:21 AM
Ah! OK.

I thought it might have something to do with you, just wasn't sure... then again, why else would you be posting a name? It's a bit weird for people to translate a random name into Russian and post it somewhere.

Lenny
2007-01-05, 10:22 AM
ÐNoрик Смит

Lenny
2007-01-05, 10:22 AM
Pfff... doesn't know a letter or two. :angry:

KagomJack
2007-01-05, 11:35 AM
Ўoрик Смит
Aside from the weird "Ў", but it is _orik Smit

Lenny
2007-01-05, 11:38 AM
Nearly.

Eric Smith, it should be.

Dubby
2007-01-05, 05:34 PM
im on the wii :d

Lenny
2007-01-05, 05:37 PM
Ooooh! Lucky you!

How well does the Wii's browser match up to a computer browser?

KagomJack
2007-01-05, 11:43 PM
You still failed me, Lennykins.

Lenny
2007-01-06, 05:54 AM
It's not my fault... Google showed it properly. It's just the forum that doesn't support a couple of letters.

KagomJack
2007-01-06, 12:49 PM
The forum supports the letters. You just have to get them from the right site.

Lenny
2007-01-06, 04:32 PM
So not Google translator?

How strange.

KagomJack
2007-01-06, 05:58 PM
Maybe. I'd give you a link, but I'm lazy.

Lenny
2007-01-06, 06:24 PM
:cry:

KagomJack
2007-01-09, 10:10 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/Cheatzer01/91257.jpg

wtfery :(

Lenny
2007-01-10, 05:25 AM
Haha!

brandino747
2007-01-11, 05:09 AM
Man Theres A Huge Blizzard Up Here 4 1/2 Feet Of Snow In One Day. I Was Out There Three Hours And I Have Frost Bite All Over! People We're Told To Get In A Store And Stay There Over Night! And They Didn't Call A Snow Day For The Next Day!

brandino747
2007-01-11, 05:09 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brandino747
2007-01-11, 05:10 AM
Why!? Why!!!!!!!!!!!!

brandino747
2007-01-11, 05:10 AM
I Need A Snow Day!!!!

brandino747
2007-01-11, 06:21 AM
Yes A Snow Day After All! There Is A God!!!

Lenny
2007-01-11, 07:20 AM
I don't like snow days. It's an absolute bitch to walk down the lane to my house - from the main road it drops sharply, over the bridge, than rises sharply to the house. The ice is horrible.

KagomJack
2007-01-11, 12:23 PM
There's snow in England? :O

Lenny
2007-01-11, 03:55 PM
At the moment... no.

In theory... yes. They've been forecasting it for weeks.

And when it does come, we get absolutely sweet FA. The East gets it. Wales gets it. The Midlands get it. Scotland gets it. And the South gets it most f all. But poor od us, very close to Scotland, old throughout the year, we get nothing.

KagomJack
2007-01-11, 04:06 PM
I wanna visit England some time. If I see you, we must hang out. <3

Lenny
2007-01-11, 04:36 PM
:p There's a 1 in 60 million chance, but why not!

If you do visit, then you absolutely HAVE to visit the Kent Downs, the Brecon Beacons, and the Lake District.

You can sit on a hill for hours and just lose yourself in the beauty of the countryside.

To say we're such a small country, we don't half have a variety of landscapes - it seems to change with every ten or 20 miles you travel.

Atnas
2007-01-11, 05:18 PM
I might be visiting my sister this summer.

I'll try and convince someone to take me down to England :O.

Lenny
2007-01-11, 05:21 PM
Is your sister the one in Europe? Or is that someone else on the forums?

Atnas
2007-01-11, 07:21 PM
My sister is currently in Europe, she goes after every Christmas to visit her fiancee and returns after around 3 months. This Summer though she is getting married and will be buying a home in Belguim, and she said that I could come to Europe sometime after she moves in and I can travel around Europe with some friends.

I can't wait. :)

KagomJack
2007-01-12, 12:33 AM
U GONNA GET RAPED.

lolpants.

Atnas
2007-01-12, 05:11 AM
lolpants

Lenny
2007-01-12, 07:22 AM
Ah, fair enough.

Make sure you visit EVERY country. :p

You can miss out the countries like Spain, and Portugal, simply because they're overhyped. But France, germany, Belgium, Italy, Greece, England... you can't afford to miss them. In fact, any country from England/France Eastwards is worth a visit.

Slyvr
2007-01-13, 07:56 PM
The only place in europe I'd ever want to visit is Germany. Only cuz I like german metal \,,/ ^.^ \,,/

KagomJack
2007-01-14, 01:09 PM
That's a lame reason. But Germany is a very pretty place. I went to Rothenberg and Munich as well as Heidlberg and the Schwarzwald (Black Forest).

Lenny
2007-01-14, 01:38 PM
I want to go to the Black Forest.

I've read about it in Three Men ___ ___ ___ (the sequel to Three Men in a Boat), and it sounded beautiful. And I've seen pictures of it, too.

Isn't it where the Mad King of Bavaria built his castles?

KagomJack
2007-01-15, 01:23 AM
No, I forget the name of hte place where Neuschwanstein is built. But the castle itself is pretty damn cool, but they try to gouge money out of you by telling you you can't photograph the interior so you'll buy the book.

Lenny
2007-01-15, 04:02 AM
He built 5 castles - 4 of which were completed.

KagomJack
2007-01-15, 12:08 PM
I know that. I took German for four years and learned some aspects of the culture.

Lenny
2007-01-15, 01:26 PM
Okie Kokie. It's just that you only mentioned one castle... where are the other 4 built?

KagomJack
2007-01-16, 12:38 AM
I don't remember. :)

Lenny
2007-01-16, 07:19 AM
Tssss.... useless.

KagomJack
2007-01-16, 09:36 AM
My German teacher didn't really drill a lot of facts into our heads, even with the language itself.

Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut. :( :( :( :(

Lenny
2007-01-16, 09:43 AM
Better than mine, I expect. :p

KagomJack
2007-01-17, 01:30 PM
It are blackerest in here.

I'd go down on Bruce Willis.

Lenny
2007-01-17, 01:43 PM
I wouldn't... he'd hit me.

KagomJack
2007-01-17, 11:47 PM
Those two quotes were from Retarded Animal Babies from newgrounds.com

Also, I'll be gone Thursday to Monday because I'm going to be a gay furry.

Lenny
2007-01-18, 10:23 AM
Oh... OK.

But it IS Thursday. You posted today, and today is Thursday...

KagomJack
2007-01-18, 11:15 AM
I'm leaving Thursday afternoon. So I kinda sorta lieded!

Lenny
2007-01-18, 11:28 AM
:eek:! You MONSTER!

Have fun! Innnnnnnn a couple of hours?

Goodlookinguy
2007-01-21, 03:48 AM
When did this forum become conversation like and not just spam because I read the first 5 pages of nosence where even the owner of the site was posting nonsense, hahaha, I suppose there only human but really, it was nonsence, I dare not read more than the point to where I did.

Goodlookinguy:cool:

Atnas
2007-01-21, 06:47 AM
As the n00bs thinned out it left us literates in their stead.

Be thankful.

Lenny
2007-01-21, 07:28 AM
I don't know... I've got a thing for newbs... :weird:

kyeruu
2007-01-21, 03:38 PM
well newbs are well newbs they dont' know much and probably want to leave a good impression, or something like it in any case newbs will exist for ALL ETERNITY and we have ot deal with it i mean no one is born all knowing right?(jesus does not count he's a special case)

Lenny
2007-01-21, 04:17 PM
Now come on. I'm too young to not know everything!

Goodlookinguy
2007-01-21, 09:05 PM
Now come on. I'm too young to not know everything!

Hahaha, that's funny.

GLG:cool:

kyeruu
2007-01-22, 08:56 AM
well if your too young (i though it was i'm too young to die) then waste ur youth years studyign something big like medicine or something (you still wont' know everything but it's a start)

Lenny
2007-01-22, 10:48 AM
But I already know everything. When you hit adulthood, then the older you get, the less you know.

kyeruu
2007-01-22, 02:57 PM
i'm not going to say how that made sense(or try for that matter)
but if you know everything then.... whats the consequence of every action, when the action is not really what the action is being is what it's reversed to in the complexity of the mind?

also what are the wrinkles int he brain and how does the reason for them being there work?

Lenny
2007-01-22, 03:36 PM
If I answer the questions then it means no-one else can ponder over them. I'm not so mean as to answer questions that can give others a sense of proud when they work them out.

KagomJack
2007-01-22, 06:04 PM
Oh hey, you're still around. Surprised you haven't gone tech-emo and tried to cut your wrists with a Razor Phone.

Goodlookinguy
2007-01-22, 06:52 PM
If I answer the questions then it means no-one else can ponder over them. I'm not so mean as to answer questions that can give others a sense of proud when they work them out.

Nice answer, but you didn't answer his question & nether can I, haha.

Lenny
2007-01-23, 06:25 AM
Razr. ther vwels are just s last year Kagm.

Fun few days?

KagomJack
2007-01-23, 12:52 PM
Very fun.

Lenny
2007-01-23, 01:09 PM
'Eee 'at's champion.

KagomJack
2007-01-23, 07:55 PM
I will fucking eat your face.

Goodlookinguy
2007-01-23, 08:54 PM
This is just a really random comment I'm just going to throw out here.

Cheese!

kyeruu
2007-01-23, 08:55 PM
if your gonan eat it you must have a pretty big mouth then XD

KagomJack
2007-01-23, 09:08 PM
My tongue's better than my mouth.

Lenny
2007-01-24, 10:40 AM
I've got an amazing tongue. I'm reet grande at playing technical Trumpet pieces with fast tonguing, so it stands to reason that I can staccato anyone into the next dimension of pleasure.

I'm also a fast fingerer, too. :)

I never before thought that playing the Trumpet helped to teach skills for later life. :weird:

Kaneda
2007-01-24, 11:44 AM
Lets not get ahead of ourselves here Champ. First you have to get your puffy little jew fro between a laddys legs. Then we can start talking about your tounging ability k.

Lenny
2007-01-24, 12:03 PM
Laddys?! I don't swing that way, thank you very much.

KagomJack
2007-01-24, 12:47 PM
Obviously you missed the sexual innuendo of my comment.

Lenny
2007-01-24, 01:06 PM
To but it bluntly, you're better and licking than sucking?

KagomJack
2007-01-24, 02:17 PM
No. I'm talking about something else...still.

Lenny
2007-01-24, 02:46 PM
Exploring the chocolate caves down south?

Or a bit of Frenching?

KagomJack
2007-01-24, 02:57 PM
I've never heard rimming put that way before. But the former. I don't get to do the latter ;-;

Lenny
2007-01-24, 03:01 PM
I thought it was quite a nice way of putting it. :)

Why no frenching, out of interest?

Thanatos
2007-01-24, 03:07 PM
WHAT THE FUCK I'M NEVER VISITING THIS THREAD AGAIN.

Jesus CHRIST!

*faints*

Lenny
2007-01-24, 03:25 PM
Hmmm... I think we've spooked Thanatos.

KagomJack
2007-01-24, 06:29 PM
He doesn't like it. But he loves the other one. He's still a subby boy at heart.

KagomJack
2007-01-24, 06:29 PM
Thanatos, I love you in a strictly platonic way <3

Lenny
2007-01-25, 11:06 AM
Fair enough.

KagomJack
2007-01-25, 12:53 PM
I hear it feels really good, but I wouldn't know. I have yet to get a blowjob too.

kyeruu
2007-01-25, 01:15 PM
well that was easy XD talking about sex in double terms can spook anyone if it continues in an amazingly posting speed

KagomJack
2007-01-25, 04:29 PM
Would you like a rimjob?

Lenny
2007-01-25, 04:33 PM
The rim of the bell-end of my Trumpet is extremely dirty. As are the slides. And when I blow down it it gurgles... but's the probably just a build up of liquid that I need to release with the spit-valve. I don't know why but it's always a milky colour... maybe I need to shove something inside it and clean it out, or just bloe and blow and blow really hard until it comes out itself.

KagomJack
2007-01-25, 04:50 PM
That's why people clean that area.

Lenny
2007-01-25, 05:05 PM
I need to, definitely.

We've got a concert coming up and I don't want the audience to see a shining Trumpet with a dirty bell end staring at them.

KagomJack
2007-01-25, 11:38 PM
I thought you meant your ass.

kyeruu
2007-01-26, 07:18 AM
see? thats what happens when u talk in double terms

KagomJack
2007-01-26, 10:41 AM
And crucifixion is what happens when angry Jews hate you because you think you're the messiah.

Lenny
2007-01-26, 11:26 AM
Moi? Talk in double terms (which, surprisingly, are known to everyone else as "innuendos"). Nevah!

You foreign people just have really dirty minds.

kyeruu
2007-01-27, 07:37 AM
and how long did it take you to notice that?

KagomJack
2007-01-27, 06:36 PM
Your mom's ass has chocolate chips and corn.

Atnas
2007-01-27, 06:42 PM
Yum. Sounds good.

kyeruu
2007-01-27, 07:12 PM
with whip crem and a cherry

Lenny
2007-01-27, 07:13 PM
I wonder... have you ever had cherry pie?

kyeruu
2007-01-27, 07:20 PM
yesh cherry pie and OH i just remembered something
you all say that puertoricans have "problems" well your not half wrong
when i go to church's we puertoricans like to borrow words from other languages, so when in american you say "i want a apple pie"
we say"dame un apple pie de cherry"meanning gimme and apple pie of cherry

or dame un apple pie de manzana=gimme a apple apple pieXD

Lenny
2007-01-27, 07:21 PM
That sounds suspiciously French...

kyeruu
2007-01-27, 07:24 PM
it's spanish even i have bad gramar wiht spanish XD

Lenny
2007-01-27, 07:27 PM
Spanish, French, what's the difference?

kyeruu
2007-01-27, 07:32 PM
french is romantic and spanish is a pathetic excuse to talk with XD

Lenny
2007-01-27, 07:35 PM
I was being facetious...

Goodlookinguy
2007-01-27, 07:38 PM
WOW! You people really need to stop talking about this subject in this area. Somebody please change the subject!

Lenny
2007-01-27, 07:48 PM
What subject, pray?

Goodlookinguy
2007-01-27, 08:00 PM
Ahh...what do mean what subject!!!

Lenny
2007-01-27, 08:02 PM
I am enquiring as to the subject you would like us to cease our discussions about.

But I'm off to bed now. Toodles.

Goodlookinguy
2007-01-27, 08:04 PM
You're never going to get me to state the subject matter, hmm I'll come up with something. Who enjoys cheese when you have nothing better to do with your time?

kyeruu
2007-01-27, 08:30 PM
first of all the subject changed over 10 posts ago scond of all

i LOVE CHEESE

KagomJack
2007-01-27, 10:10 PM
I love penis.

Atnas
2007-01-28, 06:31 AM
And back it goes...

Lenny
2007-01-28, 06:48 AM
I've always liked cheese that you squirt out of a tube. :weird:

kyeruu
2007-01-28, 11:00 AM
...........im not even wanna ask why you like that...........

KagomJack
2007-01-28, 12:01 PM
You sick son of a bitch.

Lenny
2007-01-28, 12:04 PM
Why?

We can buy Australian Smoked Cheese from the supermarket that comes in little tubes that you squeeze and it comes out.

Atnas
2007-01-28, 12:08 PM
We have that over here, but sometimes it gets too cold so we have to rub it up and down with a nice warm cloth until the cheese squirts out.

Lenny
2007-01-28, 12:13 PM
Warm cheese?! Eugh.

Cheese is much better cold, which is why you keep it in the fridge.

KagomJack
2007-01-28, 01:34 PM
Your sexual innuendo frightens me in ways I cannot comprehend or undestand.

Atnas
2007-01-28, 02:52 PM
No, we aren't warming it, as room temperature cheese is disgusting. But sometimes it... You know, gets too cold and hard. So then we just have warm it up a tiny bit until it's warm enough to squirt.

Goodlookinguy
2007-01-28, 11:36 PM
WOW! I really got the subject of cheese going huh? Well anywase, anybody here like sharp cheddar cheese?

KagomJack
2007-01-29, 01:07 AM
Yeah, I do.

But I hate dick cheese.

Goodlookinguy
2007-01-29, 01:39 AM
:weird: what is with everyone here, geez?

Atnas
2007-01-29, 07:21 AM
It's more or less the place we go to vent or say things our parents/ girlfriends/ wives would disown us for saying.

Lenny
2007-01-29, 10:16 AM
Parents. You actually think people who spend their lives on forums have girlfriends or wives?!

And yes, sharp cheddar is nice. The best type is exceptionally strong stuff - makes your eyes water just by looking at it and the taste! Unbelievable!!

Goodlookinguy
2007-01-29, 11:03 AM
And yes, sharp cheddar is nice. The best type is exceptionally strong stuff - makes your eyes water just by looking at it and the taste! Unbelievable!!

Agreed!

KagomJack
2007-01-29, 12:03 PM
Why would anyone want to take shots of vodka out of a person's foreskin?

Lenny
2007-01-29, 12:11 PM
And why not? It'd kill any infection, at least.

Atnas
2007-01-29, 12:20 PM
Why would anyone want to take shots of vodka out of a person's foreskin?
o_O




o_O











yes pls...

KagomJack
2007-01-29, 01:42 PM
A friend of mine told me someone asked if they could do that to him.

Lenny
2007-01-29, 02:05 PM
What an interesting thing to ask.

Did he say yes or no?

Atnas
2007-01-29, 05:01 PM
Lenny I got a haircut.

KagomJack
2007-01-29, 07:21 PM
Use your best judgement. He said "No."

Atnas
2007-01-30, 04:50 AM
Lenny I got a haircut.

Lenny
2007-01-30, 10:04 AM
That's nice.

I'm probably due for one, too... and not just the hair on my head. It's all big and bushy. ;)

Lenny
2007-01-30, 10:04 AM
What?! The hair on my legs!

Atnas
2007-01-30, 01:37 PM
If I shave the fro on my sack will it look bigger?

Lenny
2007-01-30, 02:10 PM
Mebbe.

Atnas
2007-01-30, 03:46 PM
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/Atnasx/me.png

OMG SHORT HAIR!!!

Lenny
2007-01-30, 03:56 PM
Tsss. I've had to lighten it to see it. Tut tut.

You know, your hair is like mine... except a damn site shorter. If ever mine is cut to that length, it looks exactly the same.

And you remind me of one of my friends from primay school. :p It's the face.

Goodlookinguy
2007-01-30, 05:19 PM
That was after your hair cut, lucky my hair barly grows that long

I'm going to try something
Hi, what is up
Hey there

if that works couldn't anyone fake quote some one else

Atnas
2007-01-30, 05:59 PM
I have no pubes lol


:p


Hehee

Goodlookinguy
2007-01-30, 06:02 PM
Hey, no fake quotes I just posted an area in the conversation area about this. Do it there!

I wish I was as cool as Goodlookinguy is.

Hahaha!

Atnas
2007-01-30, 06:03 PM
Oh and my bangs were below my lower lip before. I was a squishy little emo hiding in his shell of fur. :3

Goodlookinguy
2007-01-30, 06:06 PM
Oh and my bangs were below my lower lip before. I was a squishy little emo hiding in his shell of fur. :3

DANG!!! My hair barly pases past my eyes, but of course it also curls when it gets too long.

kyeruu
2007-01-30, 06:51 PM
this is so damn disturbing

Lenny
2007-01-31, 10:55 AM
Could be worse... we could be stripping each other off and then riding each other like donkeys...

Eugh.

KagomJack
2007-01-31, 03:38 PM
That's just kinky.

Lenny
2007-01-31, 03:41 PM
G-rowl, baybey!

Goodlookinguy
2007-01-31, 05:05 PM
???, now what Lenny said was distrubing, but talking about our hair wasn't.

kyeruu
2007-01-31, 08:15 PM
well the fact is mostly all conversations are disturbing if you think of it in a certain way.....

Lenny
2007-02-01, 10:12 AM
Hair?

And you think I've got big hair on my head?! I've got big hair everywhere!

kyeruu
2007-02-01, 11:30 AM
who doesnt............?

Atnas
2007-02-01, 04:06 PM
Me 3 years ago.

Goodlookinguy
2007-02-01, 05:48 PM
Hair?

And you think I've got big hair on my head?! I've got big hair everywhere!

And now the conversation becomes distubing.

Lenny
2007-02-01, 06:20 PM
Becomes?

Ah! I see what you said!! You like sucking off bees! I'm clever, me. :D

Atnas
2007-02-01, 07:10 PM
They'd sting you, methinks. (adopts Lennyspeech)

KagomJack
2007-02-02, 12:14 AM
Bee stingers make good dildos for action figures and Barbies.

Lenny
2007-02-02, 10:29 AM
I can swear I did not post th... oh! It's you, Atnas! Thought it was me for a moment. :rolleyes:

Atnas
2007-02-02, 04:19 PM
Anyway, It's friday! Weekend time, I just got home. :D :D

Lenny
2007-02-03, 04:52 PM
Innnnnnn the navy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e8oWKMnKU8

h.Giselle.q
2007-02-03, 11:31 PM
Bee stingers make good dildos for action figures and Barbies.
..:weird:
Poor bees.

KagomJack
2007-02-03, 11:32 PM
Would you like to do shots of vodka out of a deceased man's foreskin whilst doing speedballs?

h.Giselle.q
2007-02-03, 11:37 PM
...Not particularly.
..Do you have a cadaver prepared?

h.Giselle.q
2007-02-03, 11:38 PM
..Well, you know, maybe if it's top shelf vodka.

KagomJack
2007-02-03, 11:40 PM
If you wanna PM your friend, post outside of WRT for most post counts!

Kaneda
2007-02-04, 01:00 PM
If this thread hadn't always been this way I would say it has gone to shit.

Lenny
2007-02-04, 02:33 PM
What does one expect when a thread is purposely made for mindless spam? :rolleyes:

Goodlookinguy
2007-02-05, 04:48 PM
What does one expect when a thread is purposely made for mindless spam? :rolleyes:

True, true, I completely agree with that.

Atnas
2007-02-05, 04:53 PM
Hmm... I've come to the conclusion that God doesn't exist.

Goodlookinguy
2007-02-05, 04:55 PM
Hmm... I've come to the conclusion that God doesn't exist.

Umm............................................... .............................................?
What does this have to do with anything (oh, that's right, spam).

Atnas
2007-02-05, 04:56 PM
No, I just felt like sharing.

Goodlookinguy
2007-02-05, 05:10 PM
No, I just felt like sharing.

Well whatever, oh Atnas by the way are you going to be finishing that thing I asked you to anytime soon. Oh, anyone who cares I'm now also writing a book based on me' series. Aye.

Don't ask what that last part was about I think that was like a pirate or something.

Quesion does the Forum area below this one always change its name because I remember it being called something like 'Kyeruu's Fun house' or something related and now it's totally different, what the heck is up?

Atnas
2007-02-05, 05:57 PM
It's duck soup. No, really.

KagomJack
2007-02-05, 10:01 PM
~Ooooh meth~

Atnas
2007-02-06, 05:18 AM
I haven't had time yet. Maybe thursday or friday?

Lenny
2007-02-06, 07:54 AM
Yep. The admins keep on changing it.

Atnas
2007-02-06, 01:51 PM
Na... I think it's just Mantra.

Lenny
2007-02-06, 02:07 PM
Same difference.

KagomJack
2007-02-06, 03:55 PM
I said ~Ooooh meth!~

Atnas
2007-02-06, 04:31 PM
Mreooow.

KagomJack
2007-02-08, 04:35 PM
Marf!

Goodlookinguy
2007-02-11, 11:42 AM
Umm...the WRT hasn't moved since a few days ago so I'm just posting this.

Lenny
2007-02-11, 03:15 PM
Don't worry, it's like a glacier... it always moves.