World Record Thread

[Tai]

------- double post -----

[Randuin]

squirt... ur such a friggin dumbass i don't know where to begin to flame you

[Randuin]

squirt... ur such a friggin dumbass i don't know where to begin to flame you

[Tai]

Now who was it that wanted the shoulders? Randuin?

Feh, where was that hook tool...

[Tai]

FLame? GOod heavens no, you cannot cook this with an open fire! You must boil it my good man!

[Tai]

AH! THere it is! *takes a large handled device, that has several hooks on the edge, one is barbed and reaches down and out at a 45 degree angle, it hooks at the end, going back up about 4 and a half inches*

[Tai]

*takes knife, and slices a cross pattern just below the center of the ribcage, then places the bottom of the hooked device into it, rotates it down to align with the torso, and slides it up towards the bone*

[Tai]

*pressing down on the top handle of the device, the bottom hook already inside near his heart, raises upwards just above the top of the ribcage's top - near the neck*

[Squirt]

lol !!! i bet i taste good

[Tai]

*with a disturbing scratching sound and a crunch, the device locks onto the central area of the ribcage's front, piercing back out of the body at hte top of the ribcage, and locking back down onto itself. what little blood is left is oozing out of the damaged flesh*

[Squirt]

lol ouch

[Tai]

*with a crunch a crack and a snap, the ribcage breaks and the body becomes horribly disfigured as the bone tries to release itself out of the body* Ahh back to the good knife now

[Squirt]

no anything but the knife

[Tai]

*slices across back to the side of the torso, pealing away strips of flesh fro the front of the body, and cutting away the pectoriol muscles and adjacent ones*

[Tai]

*beep* Ah the oven is done! *drops the tools, and goes back to the old eyeball and brain broth, stirs it briefly, and pours it ito a pan and places it into the oven*

[Tai]

*places timer on, and returns to the large device now straddled around a bloody and wilting corpse. firmly grasping the handle, and giving it a good few jerks, the ribcage snaps loose, and is pulled out from the torso - the boneless flesh slithers and writhes back onto itself, slurshing and gurgling*

[Squirt]

man you should write a book lol

[Tai]

Actually I tried twice, I'm going to wait till I'm older and more experienced. I'm more keen as an artist then a writer. Oh! I've forgotten about the press. *Releases press, as it raises the meat sticks to the top, and bottom, ripping and tearing itself* *sigh* This is no good, *scrapes it up using a spatula, and tosses it in the corner wher e asmall hole resides. a few sniffs, and a few claws reach out and ensare the meat, dragging it within the hole as some ungodly creature consumes it* Good boy.

[Squirt]

lol you should draw these images you talk about then

[Tai]

*saws through the other arm, slicing and removing the arm muscles and skin prior, and seasons them and presses them, then, returns to the collapses torso with cutting knife in hand*

[Tai]

I don't quite know muscle and anatomy well enough to do so., and as it is, this is much easier - besides I'm bored - this is good spamming :P

*severs the spinal collumn at the top and bottom, crunching as it goes through the joints*

[Tai]

*slices the sides of the spine, and removes it, throwing it the trashcan in the corner*

[Squirt]

lol

[Tai]

*cracks the collar bone, and removes it - then proceeds to remove the still attached yet bloody and bare, right arm*

[Squirt]

god!!! stop i am starting to feel it

[Tai]

*ah now then - removes leftover intrails that weren't removed when the ribcage was pulled out - slices the waist off and slides the lower part of the body away*

[Squirt]

dude 987 lol 13 MORE FUCKIN PGES

[Tai]

*claws attached to a tentacle like arm slither out from the hole in the corner, leering towards the lower half* *pats the 'arm' with his foot* Not yet, I'll skin it for you first.

[Tai]

*dumps excess inards into the trashcan along with the ribcage, heart, lung, etc.*

[Tai]

*hangs the hooked device back up on the wall railing, near the hole, another tentacled arm creeps out from the hole, up towards the tool, a small green lengthy thing slithers out and begins licking the dampened areas of the metal*

[Penguin]

CLOSED. Open it again, and risk losing your postion here at zelaron. the ONLY person that can open this is Chruser, The spam is RIDCULOUS and Its pissing me off.

Keep this up and postcounts and ranks should be removed all toghther, or like i suggested, delete this thread every Month and not let it count toward your post count. This isent fair, Post count is supposed to determine ACTIVNESS over a period of time, or days. NOT a matter of Seconds, its Not fair. Chruser said he did not say it was a good or bad idea to open this back up, so im closing it untill chruser either keeps it closed or untill he determines that 500 posts in a matter of houres by 1 user is fair, either way im 100% against this and unless chruser makes me back down, this stays closed.

[Penguin]

CLOSED. Open it again, and risk losing your postion here at zelaron. the ONLY person that can open this is Chruser, The spam is RIDCULOUS and Its pissing me off.

Keep this up and postcounts and ranks should be removed all toghther, or like i suggested, delete this thread every Month and not let it count toward your post count. This isent fair, Post count is supposed to determine ACTIVNESS over a period of time, or days. NOT a matter of Seconds, its Not fair. Chruser said he did not say it was a good or bad idea to open this back up, so im closing it untill chruser either keeps it closed or untill he determines that 500 posts in a matter of houres by 1 user is fair, either way im 100% against this and unless chruser makes me back down, this stays closed.

[Adrenachrome]

Chruser did open it penguin.

[Penguin]

i talked to him yesterday and i asked him "Why did you authorize opening the wrt" and hes like " =x I diddnt" so wtvr

[Penguin]

i talked to him yesterday and i asked him "Why did you authorize opening the wrt" and hes like " =x I diddnt" so wtvr

[Adrenachrome]

Lies.

[Randuin]

omfg... why is this open again?

[Randuin]

omfg... why is this open again?

[Adrenachrome]

Posts don't

[Adrenachrome]

Count in it

[Adrenachrome]

Anymore

[Adrenachrome]

Hmm...

[Adrenachrome]

I'll be all

[Adrenachrome]

alone..

[Randuin]

whee owned

[Randuin]

whee owned

[Adrenachrome]

Yeap.. utterly pwnt.

[Adrenachrome]

Hmm I dont think anyone is going to spam now...

[Adrenachrome]

Zelaron (10:22:53 AM): ..?
drtypsstst (10:23:11 AM): i understand now
drtypsstst (10:23:17 AM): thanks for your help
Zelaron (10:23:51 AM): umm, okay

[Adrenachrome]

Cheese

[Adrenachrome]

Jalepeno Jack

[Adrenachrome]

Sharp chedder

[Adrenachrome]

American

[Adrenachrome]

Feta

[Adrenachrome]

Medium cheddar

[Adrenachrome]

Hmm thats all for my cheese..

[Adrenachrome]

Freezer

[Adrenachrome]

Dijorno supreme pizza

[Adrenachrome]

Ice cream sandwiches

[Adrenachrome]

Oh yea.. parmesan cheese too

[Adrenachrome]

back to the freezer

[Adrenachrome]

2 pounds of hamburger

[Adrenachrome]

3 pounds of boneless skinless chickenbreasts

[Adrenachrome]

3 rib eyes

[Adrenachrome]

damn.. only one london broil left...

[Adrenachrome]

broken ice maker

[Adrenachrome]

5 ice trays

[Adrenachrome]

drtypsstst (10:24:24 AM): wrt doesnt count posts now
Zelaron (10:31:17 AM): true
drtypsstst (10:31:49 AM): jacked alot of posts from some people
drtypsstst (10:32:00 AM): Your favorite food still pizza?

[Adrenachrome]

sweden doesnt have pizza huts...:(

[Adrenachrome]

But they have delivery

[Adrenachrome]

drtypsstst (10:34:31 AM): Well.. in the US Dijornos is a frozen pizza, and its better than delivery
Zelaron (10:34:42 AM): cool
Zelaron (10:34:49 AM): fax one
drtypsstst (10:34:56 AM): number?

[Adrenachrome]

How do I fax a pizza?

[Adrenachrome]

Oh now he wont give the fax# so I guess I can't...:(

[Adrenachrome]

drtypsstst (10:35:35 AM): how can I fax you a pizza without the number?
Zelaron (10:35:59 AM): I don't have a fax machine in the first place
drtypsstst (10:36:07 AM): lol
drtypsstst (10:36:25 AM): I think the main point here is that a pizza cannot be faxed....

[Adrenachrome]

drtypsstst (10:36:25 AM): I think the main point here is that a pizza cannot be faxed....
Zelaron (10:37:04 AM): lies

[Adrenachrome]

drtypsstst (10:37:48 AM): How do you fax a pizza? Cus when I run out of ciggaretts, I want Ex-Mania to fax me some..

[Adrenachrome]

drtypsstst (10:38:11 AM): I don't think I have the right software

[Adrenachrome]

Wraithz JR (10:22:28 AM): sirp like eating penguins

[Adrenachrome]

drtypsstst (10:38:11 AM): I don't think I have the right software
Zelaron (10:40:10 AM): you need a plug-ino
Zelaron (10:40:11 AM): in*
Zelaron (10:40:16 AM): it's called a "mailbox"

[Adrenachrome]

drtypsstst (10:40:35 AM): where do I download it?
Zelaron (10:41:38 AM): http://www.download.com/mailbox (http://www.zelaron.com/index.php?load=http://www.webcams.com)
drtypsstst (10:41:56 AM): haha tricked me
Zelaron signed off at 10:42:03 AM.

[Adrenachrome]

Zelaron signed on at 10:42:31 AM.
Zelaron (10:42:47 AM): I don't like these dry comquats
drtypsstst (10:43:19 AM): I don't know what a comquat is...

[Adrenachrome]

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http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25&perpage=20&pagenumber=84

[Randuin]

right dude... =\

[Randuin]

right dude... =\

[Adrenachrome]

drtypsstst (10:45:43 AM): Is it a food?
Zelaron (10:47:11 AM): a fruit
drtypsstst (10:47:29 AM): Sounds like a spoog stain
Zelaron (10:47:59 AM): hmm
Zelaron (10:48:04 AM): I believe kumquat is the correct spelling
drtypsstst (10:48:36 AM): Can you compare it to another fruit?
drtypsstst (10:48:40 AM): like apple?
Zelaron (10:48:58 AM): mini-orange

[Adrenachrome]

http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/citrus/fiesta/varieties/images/45.%20Nagami%20Kumquat.jpg

[EX-Mania]

those r very... odd looking, what are they?

[tacoX]

mini oranges or something lolz

[tacoX]

mini oranges or something lolz

[Adrenachrome]

Nah they arre 'kumquats'

[Adrenachrome]

drtypsstst (11:04:24 AM): I don't think you give a big whoop about Zelaron....
Zelaron (11:04:45 AM): except for the countless hours I've put in the board?
drtypsstst (11:04:58 AM): What are you doing right now?
Zelaron (11:06:23 AM): reading private messages about news poster positions
drtypsstst (11:07:03 AM): I retract my previous statement
Zelaron (11:08:37 AM): heh

[tacoX]

lol

[tacoX]

lol

[Adrenachrome]

Ladyicepixie (11:05:08 AM): I'm bored
drtypsstst (11:05:15 AM): Your not the only one
Ladyicepixie (11:08:11 AM): and you're not there!!!! *cires*
Ladyicepixie (11:08:15 AM): hit me when you're back :-)
drtypsstst (11:08:34 AM): ? where?

[Adrenachrome]

drtypsstst (10:22:51 AM): 'Migues eats penguins'
Wraithz JR direct connection is closed (10:40:00 AM).
drtypsstst (10:52:16 AM): lmao
drtypsstst (10:52:21 AM): Scooby Doo

[Mr.Lee]

Man..

[Mr.Lee]

Man..

[Mr.Lee]

My posts...

[Mr.Lee]

My posts...

[Mr.Lee]

Shit.. the posts here dont even count any longer.

[Mr.Lee]

Shit.. the posts here dont even count any longer.

[Mr.Lee]

FUCK THIS SHIT. AND I HOPE THEY TRASH IT

[Mr.Lee]

FUCK THIS SHIT. AND I HOPE THEY TRASH IT

[Adrenachrome]

Uh.. its not about the post count its the thread..

[Shpook]

w00t!! open again!!! Fcuk the post count, i dont give a fuck about that!

[Mr.Lee]

For me its the post count...

[Mr.Lee]

For me its the post count...

[Sirpullido]

When this got reopened????

[Mr.Lee]

Yesterday.

[Mr.Lee]

Yesterday.

[Randuin]

lol mr.lee is sad

[Randuin]

lol mr.lee is sad

[Mr.Lee]

Not sad but.. what a waste of time.

[Mr.Lee]

Not sad but.. what a waste of time.

[Sirpullido]

Actually this thread is NOW sad

[Adrenachrome]

Hi I'm Miguel I go by Sirpullido at Zelaron forums, and I like eating penguins.

[Adrenachrome]

I have flour tortillas does that count????//

[Titusfied]

Wow, Adrena, you really love this Thread!!

Evidently not as much as Randuin though, he lost about 1000 posts because of this, compared to your 300 or so!

Wonder who lost the most? Shinto went from 300+ to 99, LoL!

[Doofus_AW]

I lost nothing...........................

[Titusfied]

Wow, actually I just noticed that Chruser went from 10800 or so, about 9100! No more 5 digit posters at Zelaron anymore!

Randuin really made a nice move towards Chrusers post total because of this thread! Its like a 700 post jump closer!

[Mr.Lee]

sweden doesnt have pizza huts...:(

We actually have.

[Mr.Lee]

sweden doesnt have pizza huts...:(

We actually have.

[Adrenachrome]

Well holy shit.

[Shpook]

w00t!!! 197 more posts!!!!

why the fuck am i so excited? someone smack me....

[Shpook]

I think Chruser is going crazy.

[Chruser]

Yeah, I lost some posts from here. Honestly, I don't care about my post count though, it's just a number.

[Chruser]

Yeah, I lost some posts from here. Honestly, I don't care about my post count though, it's just a number.

[Shpook]

MUAHAHAHAHA still going crazy.....

[Titusfied]

Yeah, but to some it signifies how valued of a member you are, and how important your opinion matters...

Chruser isn't Godly anymore, hahahahaha!












Oh wait, he still has 8000 more posts than me.... :(

[Shpook]

ROFL I think reputation will precede post count. Hell take Randuin for example. He's got 6000+ posts and no one likes him. :-P

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Yeah, but to some it signifies how valued of a member you are, and how important your opinion matters...

Chruser isn't Godly anymore, hahahahaha!












Oh wait, he still has 8000 more posts than me.... :(haha posting noob! lol

[RoboticSilence]

If all of your posts are spam then you have no opinion.

[Shade]

I almost have 200!

[Shade]

I almost have 200!

[Penguin]

I applaude chruser for deciding to do it this way, and i thank ww of course since hes a mad scientist genius for helping set it up this way.

[Penguin]

I applaude chruser for deciding to do it this way, and i thank ww of course since hes a mad scientist genius for helping set it up this way.

[Chruser]

It does work. Plus that we have a record to break!

[Chruser]

It does work. Plus that we have a record to break!

[Randuin]

titusfied... mr.lee had over 2000 posts in here

[Randuin]

titusfied... mr.lee had over 2000 posts in here

[tacoX]

test

[tacoX]

test

[tacoX]

Omg did chruser gay this up?

[tacoX]

Omg did chruser gay this up?

[tacoX]

gayed up omg!

[tacoX]

gayed up omg!

[tacoX]

eqdewr

[tacoX]

eqdewr

[tacoX]

wrt will die!

[tacoX]

wrt will die!

[tacoX]

wrt

[tacoX]

wrt

[tacoX]

omg i think i lost 10000+

[tacoX]

omg i think i lost 10000+

[tacoX]

heheheh opgksz

[tacoX]

heheheh opgksz

[tacoX]

omg this is not wrt!

Come on in and to your regular spamming and chatting.

[tacoX]

omg this is not wrt!

Come on in and to your regular spamming and chatting.

[tacoX]

omg this is not spam!

[tacoX]

omg this is not spam!

[tacoX]

hey whats up people!?

[tacoX]

hey whats up people!?

[tacoX]

anyone here?

[tacoX]

anyone here?

[tacoX]

I know im here people!

[tacoX]

I know im here people!

[tacoX]

wrt got owned by WW!

[tacoX]

wrt got owned by WW!

[tacoX]

but who owned him backz0r!~

[tacoX]

but who owned him backz0r!~

[tacoX]

*tacox* *chant it*
*tacox*

[tacoX]

*tacox* *chant it*
*tacox*

[tacoX]

heheheh omg!

[tacoX]

heheheh omg!

[tacoX]

1=1=2!

[tacoX]

1=1=2!

[tacoX]

1+1 sorry

[tacoX]

1+1 sorry

[tacoX]

page one of not wrt!

[tacoX]

page one of not wrt!

[tacoX]

i will get it to page 900 one day!

[tacoX]

i will get it to page 900 one day!

[tacoX]

err, i dont know.

[tacoX]

err, i dont know.

[tacoX]

thats alot of posts, lol.

[tacoX]

thats alot of posts, lol.

[tacoX]

20,000 more or less.

[tacoX]

20,000 more or less.

[tacoX]

15 15 15 15!1= 12312

[tacoX]

15 15 15 15!1= 12312

[tacoX]

shale

[tacoX]

shale

[tacoX]

melt/me.

[tacoX]

melt/me.

[tacoX]

hot/dot

[tacoX]

hot/dot

[tacoX]

crock/pot!

[tacoX]

crock/pot!

[tacoX]

almost unique.

[tacoX]

almost unique.

[tacoX]

but not.

[tacoX]

but not.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Taco. You suck.

[Tai]

oO It's open again! And 8 pages from 1000.... woot

[Randuin]

taco stfu... get banned GO AWAY!

[Randuin]

taco stfu... get banned GO AWAY!

[Hades-Knight]

taco stfu... get banned GO AWAY!

[Hades-Knight]

taco stfu... get banned GO AWAY!

[Hellmonkeys]

CLOSE THIS SHIT! =p

[Hellmonkeys]

CLOSE THIS SHIT! =p

[Jamesadin]

Yuo teh suck.

[Grav]

taco stfu... get banned GO AWAY!

[Grav]

taco stfu... get banned GO AWAY!

[Jamesadin]

taco stfu... get banned GO AWAY!

[Gsus]

your gonna give wet wired an anurism taco, so shhhhh!

[Shpook]

FUCK NO!! It's MY thread taco! I stole it fair and square!!!!!! :-P

[Shpook]

OMG taco, you just took the spot of Official Zelaron Spammer. sorry Randuin....

[Kingof2v1]

taco stfu... get banned GO AWAY!

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Hmm were close to 1000 pages... I think once it hits there we should close this shit

[RoboticSilence]

Taco you dumb motherfucking bastard.

[Randuin]

taco is a spamming n00b

[Randuin]

taco is a spamming n00b

[Demosthenes]

jeezus taco those posts were about as pointless as squirts yesterday...

[Demosthenes]

yes...close at page 1000...

[Demosthenes]

so wassup ppl?

[Penguin]

what the fuck taco, knock it off before i actully start agreeing with the other staff and get you fired. Chruser/WW/Me closed/changed the WRT for a reason, Dont u go starting new threads for post counts.

[Penguin]

what the fuck taco, knock it off before i actully start agreeing with the other staff and get you fired. Chruser/WW/Me closed/changed the WRT for a reason, Dont u go starting new threads for post counts.

[Randuin]

where the hell is xenn?

[Randuin]

where the hell is xenn?

[Tai]

I wonder how long it'd take someone to actually READ through all this. And no I don't want to find out myself.

[Shade]

I think taco should be castrated

[Shade]

I think taco should be castrated

[Randuin]

you didn't answer me... where's xenn?!

[Randuin]

you didn't answer me... where's xenn?!

[Mr.Lee]

How about close this shit.

[Mr.Lee]

How about close this shit.

[Mr.Lee]

Btw Randuin.. i see that your still 'Out Forever' how about change it too 'BACK Forever' ? ;)

[Mr.Lee]

Btw Randuin.. i see that your still 'Out Forever' how about change it too 'BACK Forever' ? ;)

[Adrenachrome]

your gonna give wet wired an anurism taco, so shhhhh!


rofl:haha:

[Adrenachrome]

Why close it it will hardly get spammed now.

[Adrenachrome]

Or maybe it will..

[Titusfied]

I couldn't believe my eyes when I read the first page and a half of straight spam from Taco.... Ban him please! ;)

Close this before Mr. Lee gets another 2000 psots taken away...

[Adrenachrome]

lmfao WW merged this and the 'Not Wrt' thread

[Randuin]

this is friggin moronic

[Randuin]

this is friggin moronic

[Randuin]

this is gonna attract more spam

[Randuin]

this is gonna attract more spam

[Demosthenes]

lets just get this to 20000 posts and then close this thread...this is so pointless....

[Randuin]

how about close it now

[Randuin]

how about close it now