World Record Thread

[Sovereign]

Use it then, dont rip other peoples sigs.

[Demosthenes]

we like to party

[haplo]

whos asian on Zel?

[Demosthenes]

what is this junior member senior member stuff?

[Kuja`s #1]

Listen Junior I'm Senior and that's TidelyWinks the III over there.

[Demosthenes]

im senior foo...lol

[Kuja`s #1]

Whatever JUNIOR!!

[Demosthenes]

U WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITEHHH!!!

[Demosthenes]

i was gonna clean my room but i was high

[Demosthenes]

i was gonna get up and find the broom...

[zagggon]

no

[Demosthenes]

dont post in my thread

[J_iceman]

soem girl at work said to me "I LOVE YOOOOOOOOU"

[haplo]

shes lieing. its a trap.

[Demosthenes]

i hate waking up b4 11

[undeadzombieguy]

everybody back! senior member posting here!

[haplo]

moo cows meow

[Kuja`s #1]

I malestered your children! And they malestered me back for tree-fitty.

[TheStryker]

;klajdklasjdvklasjdaskdj

Beat that spam. Kthx

[Demosthenes]

u sound like michael jackson

[Kuja`s #1]

Litle did I know that that girl scout was really the locke Ness monster. Lord he was angry. He was about to kick your ass...

[Demosthenes]

wait...now u just sound insane

[Kuja`s #1]

I'm not kraaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

[Demosthenes]

i never said kraaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

just insane

[Kuja`s #1]

My penis has a name, its D-I-C-K-E-Y!

Sing along everybody!

[Demosthenes]

ok...now ur kraaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

[Kuja`s #1]

What the hell are you blabbering about?

[Demosthenes]

u...being kraaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

[Kuja`s #1]

We're both gonna lose a ton of posts.

[Sovereign]

He will lose more then anyone else.

[Demosthenes]

damn str8...lol


i dont care so much about post count though...once this thread is done its back 2 wrt 4 me

[Kuja`s #1]

Until the next one comes along... I better either stop posting here, or start posting like crazy out there if I want to stay in Superior Level 3 and be close to 4.

[Demosthenes]

why do u care so much?

[J_iceman]

who again??

[Demosthenes]

wait...what r u talkin abnout?

[Demosthenes]

no1 can beat my spam

[Demosthenes]

and i mean NO1

[Demosthenes]

u think u can?!?!

[J_iceman]

thast what im talking about

[Demosthenes]

u asked...who aagin? whats that mean

[Demosthenes]

just try

[Demosthenes]

u will fail missreably

[Demosthenes]

and i will be spam king

[Demosthenes]

muahaha...take my place on my throne

[Demosthenes]

next 2 my queen

[Demosthenes]

and i will proceed 2 rule the world

[J_iceman]

oh i was just wonder what the mut we were talking about a

so whos your holoween ??

[Demosthenes]

and i shall start executing random ppl

[Demosthenes]

we're sort of just spamming

we were discussing post count...lol

[Kuja`s #1]

Let me in!!!!!

[Demosthenes]

halloween was good btw

[Demosthenes]

and i shall watch them die w/ pleasure

[Demosthenes]

i need 2 post more in this thread

[Demosthenes]

i think we'll all agree on that

[Demosthenes]

and no1 else is allowed 2 post here but me

[Demosthenes]

well...i lied

[Demosthenes]

i want u 2 post in here otherwise it gets boring by myself...

[Demosthenes]

if i had titusfied abilities i's post every letter individually

[Demosthenes]

but i dont...o well...who cares

[Demosthenes]

nobody cares...

[Kuja`s #1]

I fucked the Queen of the Damned!

[Demosthenes]

i fucked cleopatra in my last life

[Demosthenes]

i should go 2 bed

[Demosthenes]

but one thing i dont understand

why would ne1 wanna lick a foot...

i mean come on daz

[J_iceman]

tubular, spamfesting friends of zel !! :-P

[Demosthenes]

""

[Kuja`s #1]

So? I WAS cleopatra in a past life!

[Demosthenes]

i can c 2 lesbos goin at it...but why would u wanna lick a foot...

[J_iceman]

i'm bout to hit the hay

[Demosthenes]

well...damn...i was caeser

hows it goin cleo...

[Demosthenes]

thats just sick

[J_iceman]

coooool

[Demosthenes]

but i guess im not here 2 judge ur sexual preferences so i will just drop it and go 2 bed

[Demosthenes]

im gonna go 2 bed...l8r

[Demosthenes]

have fun licking feet or w/e

[Kuja`s #1]

Nighty night. Sleep tight. Don't liet your little sister bite.

Ever hear that story?

[Demosthenes]

gnight

[Demosthenes]

no,...i dont think i want 2

[Kuja`s #1]

A little sister of a teen boy was scared cuz she had a nightmare. She walked in on the boy whacking off. She siad

"What's that?"
The boy said "uh...that's a snake."
Girl"Oh can I sleep with you?"
Boy"Sure."

The girl crawls into bed and the boy joins her.
Girl"Good night."
Boy "Good night"

During the middle of the night the boy couldn't resist whacking off and a few seconds after he had spuged, he felt a huge pain in his dick.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" HE SCREAMED!

Girl"I know. The snake was spitting at me so I bit its head off."

HAHAHAHAHA!

[Kuja]

I must admit, it is quite the sense of humor you got there.

[Demosthenes]

that girl should no better than 2 try and bite at spitting snakes

[Demosthenes]

i am the one

[Demosthenes]

yall cats cant touch me

[Demosthenes]

said u cant touch me nigga u cant touch me

[Demosthenes]

jigga kelly not guilty

[Demosthenes]

u can charge me but im not guilty

[Demosthenes]

i got all of my mommys

[Demosthenes]

i got all of mommys

[Demosthenes]

so tell me what u want from mee not guilty

[Demosthenes]

any one here?

[Demosthenes]

ur gay ur gay ur gay

[Demosthenes]

i feel pretty o so pretty

[Demosthenes]

i feel pretty and witty and .....................

[Demosthenes]

cant relate with the cats who roll gats at the gate

[Demosthenes]

but b4 my shit drops i stand accused

[Demosthenes]

im listening to that puffy cd after a long time...lol

[Demosthenes]

wish i could die i could fly if they dont give a fuck fuck it why should I

[Demosthenes]

im the 15th highest poster in the wrt now

[Demosthenes]

spamalicious

[Demosthenes]

but it's unfair titus can post as much aas he wants cuz he's an admin...

[Demosthenes]

it would take him like 2 minutes 2 get a 100 posts

[Demosthenes]

if i had his powers id be the top poster in the world MUAHAHAHA

[Demosthenes]

is it one of those unholy men comin with a strap ready 2 boldly sin momma told me one day it would happen but i wish she wouldve told me when

[OmniFalcon]

i wish i was a cleopatra so then i could kill all those who were slaver's like in fallout 2 i went to the den and killed all the slavers when i was in the last part of the game so i had laser guns and stuff

[Demosthenes]

u lie...i never used laser guns...i used the millenium falcon to run people over

[RoboticSilence]

What the hell are you talking about? There's no Millenium Falcon... there's an Enterprise but no MF.

[Demosthenes]

YES THERE IS...i can prove it 2 u

My ship:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/specialfx2/images/1977milleniumfalcon.jpeg

[Demosthenes]

2 new people.

[Demosthenes]

sometimes i wonder what u gonna be a general a doctor maybe an mc

[Demosthenes]

I found my d2 disc

[Demosthenes]

but im 2 lazy 2 install it

[Demosthenes]

u know...

[Demosthenes]

ther'es this girl

[Demosthenes]

whom i like and she is one of my best friend and all...i think she likes me 2 but i dunno. I dont wanna say nething b/c i dont wanna ruin our friendship...i dunno what 2 do

[Demosthenes]

lol...i bet i dont get any replys 2 that

[Demosthenes]

ill just wait 4 a while though

[Kuja`s #1]

Want to hear annother story?

[Demosthenes]

no

[Tai]

PORK

[Kuja`s #1]

y

[Demosthenes]

c...i told u no1 would read my post

[Demosthenes]

u dont even read my post and mess up my streaki?!?!

ptshh...lol

[Demosthenes]

well...go ahead i guess

[Kuja`s #1]

B ut I don[t want to now.

[Demosthenes]

goddamn it make up ur mind...lol

[haplo]

do it damnit!!

[Demosthenes]

yes...do it now

[Kuja`s #1]

There once was a rabbit. It had a shotgun. It killed Bill Gates. Then it crawled into his skull and controlled him. That was thirteen years ago and he is still in control of Bill.

[Demosthenes]

OMGOMG

post this in conspiracy

we might be able 2 get a big reward from the fbi

[Kuja`s #1]

More likely Bill Gates will have us killed.

[Demosthenes]

do u mean bill gates...or the rabbit

[Kuja`s #1]

Shhhh.... Notice I said Bill Gates.<<<<<<<<<HINT!

[Kuja`s #1]

Sovereign

[LiveWire]

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[D3V]

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[D3V]

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[D3V]

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[D3V]

http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/paperwork.jpg

[Demosthenes]

dont bring ur kkk shit into my thread bitch

[D3V]

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[D3V]

I like crisco, tastes like grease

[Demosthenes]

AHH STOP DTOPS TOPS TOPS TOPS TOPS...umm STOP STOP STOP STOP

[Demosthenes]

he's by ur side...thats right,,,freddy

[Demosthenes]

eh yo who would ever think that the 2 would go good midtown honey nigga from the hoods

[Demosthenes]

fuckin w/ me i have u in the back of the chapelle

[Kuja]

you have to be a big moo

[Demosthenes]

damn strait bizaach. I am the cow king!

[Demosthenes]

what is ur biggest fear:

for some reason mine is spiders. I've been scared of spiders since I was real little.

[Sovereign]

Fear of being rejected and put down by a girl if i ever ask one out again.

[Sovereign]

::smacks::

[Sovereign]

Bill gates is a very evil, evil man.

[Demosthenes]

but i thought the rabbit killed bill gates

great 2 c u postin here again sov

[RoboticSilence]

Heights... today I just tried to climb a tree with climbing equipment and I couldn't go high using the holds... I probably could have done it without them though... I just had a huge fear of falling even though I couldn't really fall.

[Raziel]

Insects. Particularly cockroaches and bees.

[`Insolence`]

Heights, you know at malls, how they have the 2 levels, or how when your driving and your right over a cliff, I can't go on the outside lane / near the edge.. i have a HUGE phobia

[platnum]

rabbit? nah, neva that.

[ImNotDaz]

You look like a rabbit.

[platnum]

electric avenue

[J_iceman]

mine is dolls.....you know the ones that there eyes open up when standing and when laying down the eyes are closed... there was this time when on of the dolls have a deffective eye and when she stood up one one eye opened, that freaked me out. that chucky doll movie wasn't that scary, just the doll is O_o

[Chruser]

Water; drowning. Being irradiated sounds kind of painful as well.

[Doofus_AW]

Clowns....all clowns are evil.

[haplo]

spiders...................


and 300 pound women

[Kuja]

cockroach, spider and male that love penis.
When i see them im like.
*ULTIMA*

[D3V]

Death;
Clostrophobic places;
Heights;
Drowning;
Appoclyapse.

[rusher657]

I like pizza do you like pizza.

[Chruser]

Getting stuck underwater while trying to swim through some dark cave to the other side would be a very frightening experience. A lot of people seem to fear sharks as well.

[D3V]

I almost drowned one time, when I was about 8. I was swimming in my uncle's pool, and they had these floating chair things. Well I decide to line em up (with my parents in 'em. And I start to swim, but I run outta breath, so I try to come up for air and I can't budge the fucking chair at all, So I start to panic, my eyes start to hurt from the chlorine, and I sorta give up, after being underwater for that time it starts to seem useless, then my dad pulls me out of the water, I cough for about 20 mins, but after that I am fine.

[zeal311]

spiders and centipedes.
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/spider-36.jpg
http://www.ppdl.purdue.edu/ppdl/images/centipede.jpeg

[!King_Amazon!]

I honestly can't think of anything, but I'm sure there is something I'm afraid of, I just can't think of it.

I'm not afraid of death, only people who haven't found a purpose in life fear death.

[D3V]

I've got an idea, lets delete WRT, and Delete the post counts from it, lets see who drops more than 100 posts.

Sov...

[D3V]

White Power

Black Panther

Malcom X

KKK

Nazi

Neo Nazi

WHITE POWDER WILL UNITE ALL OF THESE!!!!

[Demosthenes]

lol...post count from wrt isnt counted...y do u think more ppl dont post here

[Sovereign]

im bored take ur damn away msg off.

[RoboticSilence]

penis

[Demosthenes]

ill take my away msg off in asecond

[!King_Amazon!]

Is WRT still fucked?

[RoboticSilence]

Depends on how you define fucked...

[!King_Amazon!]

Did they unfuck my fuck up?

[RoboticSilence]

Your fuck up is still fucked up, I think... well, fuck I don't know.

[D3V]

Oh, well thats good.

Are there any rules? Cuz i've got an idea to get this thread closed......



...
.
..

[RoboticSilence]

No double posting...

[D3V]

Contoversial Words:

Jew
Black
Nigger
Spick
Wetback
Chink
Wigger
Nazi
Juden
Jesus
Micheal Jackson

[RoboticSilence]

Homo
Pillowbiter
Fag
It's "Spic"
Porch Monkey...
The list goes on.

[Jessifer]

It would seem as if that attempt at closing the thread has failed, hasn't it?

[RoboticSilence]

Indeed.

[Jessifer]

I laugh.

For it is humourous.

Haha. Hehe. Hoho. Humhoo.

[!King_Amazon!]

Closed.

Owned.

Kthxbye.

[RoboticSilence]

Not really, it is a lie.

[Demosthenes]

thank u robotic...plz dont delete my stuff again

[Kuja]

Terrible Secret of Space!!!

[Jessifer]

Oh! Lookie! It's been opened again! Yay!

[Demosthenes]

why r here 2 protect u

[Jessifer]

why r here 2 protect u


That made no sense. But please, continue to entertain me.

[Demosthenes]

we r here 2 protect u from the terrible secret of space

[!King_Amazon!]

*englishified*

We are here to protect you.

[Demosthenes]

ui have 2 read robotics sig

[RoboticSilence]

From the terrible secret of space.

[Demosthenes]

i meant we...dunno why i wrote why

[Jessifer]

Right. Anyway....

...I forgot what I was going to say. Damn.

[Demosthenes]

lol

[RoboticSilence]

Wait nevermind.

[Jessifer]

So, is anyone related to a felon like I am? Haw haw haw.

[RoboticSilence]

My uncle went to prison in the 60's for selling cocaine.

[Jessifer]

My sister-in-law forged checks. She was just caught today. Go figure?

That and she wrote bad checks that bounced.

And she stole money from my dad.

And her own dad.

Oi.

[RaZ]

um fuck you?

[RoboticSilence]

:eek:

[Jessifer]

*blink* Fuck me? But that's impossible to do over the internet! You'd have to come and visit me! And that will never happen, because I'll never give you my address!

Heh.

[RoboticSilence]

Internet fucking happens all the time... somewhere in the world there's a 35 year old male trucker with a mullet who is internet pregnant from a lying man.

[Jessifer]

Oh the mental image that brings me.

I have the sudden urge to crawl into a hole and never come out again.

[RaZ]

Militant lesbians

[Demosthenes]

well...u and raz can cyber...than he wouldve cyber-fucked u

[Jessifer]

Naw. I'm not into stuff like that anymore.

Except maybe with females. That I would consider.

[Jessifer]

I have an insane fear of sandpaper.

Sandpaper and rejected pervy evil muses.

[Sovereign]

You and i, need to get toghether. Want my cell O_o?

[RoboticSilence]

Wow Sov, jump on the cell phone bandwagon... hell yeah.

[Jessifer]

*giggle* Maybe later, y0. I'd have to steal my dad's phone card.

[RoboticSilence]

Lesbians are cool.

[Jessifer]

I'm not a lesbian! o.o


...Not totally, anyway.

[RoboticSilence]

Whether you are or not... they are still cool.

[Jessifer]

Yes. I must agree with you. They are indeed cool.

But I find gay/bi men to be cooler.

[RoboticSilence]

Argh.

[Jessifer]

LoL. Man. The reactions I get when I say stuff like that.

Priceless.

[Raziel]

Sandpaper? Were you attacked by an angry mob of carpenters as a child?

[Jessifer]

A quiz told me I was afraid of sandpaper and I agreed for no apparent reason. How about that?

[Raziel]

YOU ARE AFRAID OF HUMAN HAIR.

Did it work?

[Jessifer]

No. It wasn't in the form of a Quiz.

Sorry.

[Raziel]

Okay, answer this question: do you like or dislike marinara?









If you answered yes, YOU ARE AFRIAD OF HUMAN HAIR.

If you answered no, YOU ARE AFRIAD OF MIDGETS.

Did that work?

[Jessifer]

I was afraid of midgets to begin with. So haha!

[Raziel]

Then obviously you dislike marinara. The two are inseparable.

[RoboticSilence]

Am I answering yes to "Do I like or dislike marinara?" because that would yeild an impossible answer... "Yes, I like or dislike marinara."

[Raziel]

I'm going to kill you with more chainsaws than you can count.

[Jessifer]

I dislike Marinara. Indeed I do.

And please stop confusing yourself, because you're confusing me in the process.

[RoboticSilence]

I count an infinite amount of chainsaws...

[Jessifer]

I am blind to chainsaws, therefore I cannot be harmed by them.

[Raziel]

Hah! The chainsaws are just there to confuse you while I poison your donuts!

[Jessifer]

Ha! I do not have donuts! I have bagels! You have been tricked, trickster!

[haplo]

im fuckin drunk

[Jessifer]

Drunks are funny because they act stupid. Are you going to act stupid? Will I need popcorn for this free show?

[haplo]

god damn u!!!!!!!! poisoning my bagels!!!!

[RoboticSilence]

Take it to the WRT... I am afraid of spam! :eek:

[Jessifer]

Hehe. So amusing are drunkards. What kind of poison is it? Does it mix well with alcohol?

[Raziel]

Iocaine powder.

(waiting for recognition of the name...)

[Jessifer]

And that sounds so strangly familiar...

*ponders this* Oooh. It's not even a physical poison. Isn't it a program?


-edit-

Oh god! Wait! The Princess Bride! It IS poison!

[Raziel]

10 points to the new kid.

[Jessifer]

Wait...for which answer? And am I winning?

[Raziel]

The Princess Bride. And no, I think K_A is winning in the "random useless trivia" contest perpetually running in my head.

[J_iceman]

Clowns....all clowns are evil.

what about ronald mcdonald ???!
And that sounds so strangly familiar...
*ponders this* Oooh. It's not even a physical poison. Isn't it a program?
-edit-
Oh god! Wait! The Princess Bride! It IS poison!
10 points to the new kid.
BUT wait.....what about hw was immune to it as well !!??

[Raziel]

Westley was immune to Iocaine, but unless you've been building up a resistance to it, you're as dead as that lisping bald dude.