World Record Thread

[KagomJack]

You must've looked it up.

But Atnas wins the prize: gay pr0n from my locker.

[Grav]

hehehe

[KagomJack]

I have two daddies.

Tee hee, tee hee.

[Atnas]

I actually looked up Rammstien and got it.

I noticed how much you liked them. ;)

[KagomJack]

Awww, only because I fantasize about the lead singer and the drummer don't mean I just like 'em :>

[Atnas]

Oh my. Doritos.

[KagomJack]

I'm going to boil your anus.

[Atnas]

o.o;

With what?

[KagomJack]

Tar.







fuck your significant bullshit in the WRT :(

[Jessifer]

I love Coco Wheats.

[Goodlookinguy]

And I love cheese.

[KagomJack]

http://www.filecabi.net/video/Rapper_with_down_syndrome.html

[Willkillforfood]

Lenny, that above picture is scary, lol.

[Lenny]

I try my best. :)

[KagomJack]

And you failed.

[!King_Amazon!]

I'm going to fuck you until you can't walk.

[KagomJack]

No you're not, because then that means you'd be doing something gay and if you do something gay, all that is know about the known world will be made null and void and our universe as we know it would implode.

[Asamin]

That wasn't very nice!!!
If your not carful ull hurt his feelings

[Atnas]

That's what this forum is for. ;)

[Asamin]

Not the whole forum!!!! just the flame forum!!!!
Stop making me cry because you meenies are hurting my feelings.;)

[KagomJack]

Goddammit, I hate you.

[Atnas]

:p Nice response.

Asamin, it's an internet forum. There's no real harm in being called names or threatened etc.

[!King_Amazon!]

Asamin I'm going to fuck you until you can't walk.

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[!King_Amazon!]

I don't think we're even eligible.

[KagomJack]

WHy not?

[Atnas]

Pies!

[Atnas]

Kittens!

[KagomJack]

Your mom smells like cuntholes.

[Jessifer]

There's over five threads over at Gaiaonline.com which blows this WRT out of the water.

Zelaron doesn't have 20k+ preteens, teens, and old losers who can post at any given time of the day.

[Lenny]

Instead we've got a handful of Americans, and a couple in a more reasonable timezone or two, who together have all hours of the day covered between them. :)

[Jessifer]

Unfortunately, still not nearly enough. They have a thread that's pushing 200k posts.

[Lenny]

Yeah, well... they have no lives!

A-ha! Let's see them get round that. :D

[Jessifer]

...And we do?

[Lenny]

Each of us has more of a life than they do, that's for sure. I mean, 200,000 posts in a thread? Tsss. No lives at all. :rolleyes:

[!King_Amazon!]

If they've got that many posts in a thread, it can't be much of a community. I know almost everyone that posts here at Zelaron, I bet they can't say the same.

[Lenny]

I don't know... I'm on another forum with about 100 active members, and even though I've only been there a couple of months, I can recognize all the names, and the majority know me as a crazy emu with a death wish.

At Gaiaworld they might not know people the same we all know each other at Zel, but they can probably recognize most names, and know bits and bobs about a large number of the other members.

Either that or it's a community of 50 who post every second of every day and reply to posts the moment they've been posted. :p

[KagomJack]

Bah. But we're still probably a more tight-knit community. I think that's good, honestly.

[Atnas]

Tight assez!

[KagomJack]

I'll pop your tight ass cherry, you goddamn whore wannabe.

[Atnas]

:o :o :o

[Atnas]

Schwang!

[Atnas]

I think the reason this thread is not very long is because we actually post instead of saying

[Atnas]

Pie Pie Pie

[Atnas]

So it depends....

[Atnas]

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[Atnas]

Whether or not we want to keep the coherency.

[Atnas]

Or not.

[Lenny]

Kittens?

[Jessifer]

Over on Gaia it goes...

[Jessifer]

Bump!

[Jessifer]

Ba-dum ba-bump!

[Willkillforfood]

Kagom has a soft spot for foreign men. Oooooo. Well, suffice to say it's a "hard spot" for foreign men.

[klo]

Does n e one watch idol? i dont, but i hear about it on the radio on my way to work (my 45 min. drive).....and eh, i dont think i could get into it. but tonight is the catch up for "the riches" that i'm excited to watch and see it its any good....anyone seen that one?

[Jessifer]

Senjiah needs to die.

[klo]

lol. he's famous now.....

[Jessifer]

I hate him.

[klo]

For any reason impaticular? I mean, if i was givin an opportunity to make money off that shit i would. I would hate the judges and the stupid people who vote for him if i disliked him or didnt think he was "worthy" of idol.

[!King_Amazon!]

I hate him.
His name is Sanjaya, and he's going to win. www.votefortheworst.com FTW.

[Jessifer]

I don't care how it's spelled, still can't stand him. Sadly, I'm well aware of the site, too. Makes me wonder if he has any idea what the US actually thinks of him.

[klo]

I'm sure he's seen the site. I've heard of it....

[Jessifer]

It says something of his character if he's well aware of how unpopular he actually is and still plans winning the competition.

[KagomJack]

He probably does and probably doesn't care.

[!King_Amazon!]

It says something of his character if he's well aware of how unpopular he actually is and still plans winning the competition.
You have to admit his last performance was pretty good though, even VFTW gave him an A. Other than that he's been pretty shitty.

[Jessifer]

Didn't see his last performance, actually. I did hear it was decent, though.

[!King_Amazon!]

Didn't see his last performance, actually. I did hear it was decent, though.
Most of the performances sucked. There were only 3 I liked, Sanjaya's being the third. Best was Jordin Sparks, 2nd best was beatbox guy, third was Sanjaya, the rest were rubbish. That Haley girl was the worst, and she dressed so skanky to make up for it, it was rediculous.

[Willkillforfood]

That dude's sister is hot. American Idol is losing its luster. Next show needs to be "American Badass" where people wrestle lions and shit. I'd watch that one.

[Lenny]

Have you still got Simon Cowell in the country?

[KagomJack]

Sadly, yes.

[Jessifer]

Simon's an ass. I love him. :D

[!King_Amazon!]

Simon's an ass. I love him. :D
He's brutally honest, which is exactly how he should be. Randy isn't so bad, but I don't think Paula has ever not liked someone.

[Vollstrecker]

How have I never posted in this thread?

[Lenny]

In England we spit when we say Cowell's name. :)

Well, not really, but we ought to. On the original Pop Idol, and again in X-Factor, he always seemed to go out of his way to be mean to those he didn't like.

At least you've got him instead of us. :D

[Slyvr]

This forum is getting boring............I'm bored......TURKEYS! Yum...french.....toast...yumkins....

[Willkillforfood]

Simon gets shot in the newest scary movie I think ...or maybe it was the one before that.

[KagomJack]

Scary Movie 3.

He wasn't in Scary Movie 4.

[Lenny]

Scary Movie 4 was shite, imho.

[KagomJack]

SM 3 and 4 were shite. They need the Wayans bros.

[!King_Amazon!]

They were all shite IMO.

[Lenny]

I've seen about three quarters of 2, and all of 4, and that's it.

What I saw of 2 I liked, what I saw of 4, whilst amusing in some parts, was mostly awful.

[Jessifer]

I haven't seen any of them. *shrug*

[Atnas]

Paula's always too high to give out insults.

[klo]

I though they said she had a drinking problem. Maybe i mis-heard.

[KagomJack]

No, it's drinking. You heard right. Atnas meant too drunk to give out insults. She's a happy, bubbly drunk.

[Lenny]

Like champagne!

Bubbly and drunk. :)

[Willkillforfood]

Well, at least she hasn't vomited yet (to my knowledge.)

[Willkillforfood]

Anyone watch "It Takes a Thief" on Discovery Channel? It's funny how he breaks into peoples' homes =P.

[Lenny]

We had something similar on BBC1 a few years back. Always interesting to watch two ex-criminals break into people's homes, and trash the place. :p

[Atnas]

Meow.

[Sovereign]

Lenny get on AIM

[Lenny]

Between 6 and 11 my time (11:22 at the mo) I have a diallup internet connection because our ISP has blacklisted us during Peak times.

I'm only on so late tonight because I'm in the middle of some Chemistry homework.

Give me a week and I should be on more frequently.

[Sovereign]

Why are you blacklisted.

[Lenny]

Because we used too much bandwidth...

We worked it out - 3 computers on all the time, each connected to the net. In a month we use no more than 20gb of bandwidth... and we're on a 2mb Unlimited service.

So basically, because we use the internet a lot, we're being stopped from using it a lot... baffles me, too.

[Jessifer]

I need to call the cable company today. I'm tired of five channels with bad reception...

[Atnas]

I only get around 5 channels.

[klo]

we get like 100 for free :) :)

[Lenny]

We've got 1000ish... 995 are utter crap.

[klo]

Yea, i dont really like T.V.........guess i just dont have time for it anymore. Although i am newly obsessed with the riches :)

[Lenny]

I know what you mean. There are only three or four programs I'll watch, , and they're only on for a few weeks at a time before a break of most of the year.

[Atnas]

TV is for The Office(US), Video Games, and Anime DVD's.

[Jessifer]

Ew. The Office?

[Lenny]

If you're going to watch The Office, at least watch the original UK version with wassisname...

[!King_Amazon!]

What does everything in America originate in England or something?

[Lenny]

Of course it does!! It all goes back to sometime in the 1500s, obviously. :rolleyes:

The Office does, for show. It was originally a two series comedy over here, cult hit and all that jazz. Then some American company bought the rights (everyone who did it wanted to move on to something else) and started making the American version.

And I still can't remember who the damn writer is...

[Jessifer]

Wouldn't doubt it. I mean, Whose Line Is It Anyway originated over there. <3 that show.

[Atnas]

The US Office is hilarious, have you watched it? I don't want to ruin the US one by watching the British one, and it ruining my enjoyment of the show.

I like it for the reason it is American and everything is familiar.

Yes, Nothing is ever originally American. Except Global Warming...

[Lenny]

Haha! DOn't want to ruin the American one by watching the British one... that made me laugh. :p

RICKY GERVAIS!! That's the fella who wrote it! :D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/clips/

If it lets you, then watch a few of those clips.

[Atnas]

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/

I think US Office is funnier. Or maybe that's just because the actors are eye-pleasing.

[Lenny]

You Americans, eh? :rolleyes:

To be honest, I don't see why the actors have to be eye-pleasing. Go into any office, anywhere, and I doubt you'll find a bunch of really eye-pleasing workers - yeah, maybe the odd one or two, but never a whole office.

[Goodlookinguy]

Does this have something to do with cheese?

[Atnas]

You Americans, eh? :rolleyes:

To be honest, I don't see why the actors have to be eye-pleasing. Go into any office, anywhere, and I doubt you'll find a bunch of really eye-pleasing workers - yeah, maybe the odd one or two, but never a whole office.

You mean you like watching ugly people on TV?

[Goodlookinguy]

You mean you like watching ugly people on TV?

I don't, nessisarly, believe that is what he ment by that, though I could be wrong.

[Atnas]

Okay. But I'd much rather look at the US Jim and Pam, not sure of their UK names.

[!King_Amazon!]

British humor is not funny. This is why we keep stealing their shows, to make them funny.

[Atnas]

Well put. However British think American shows are dull.

[Lenny]

Too right!

And I was saying that a real life office would have ugly people, not the eye-friendly actors in the American version.

[Vollstrecker]

There actually have been quite a few good TV shows taken from British TV.

[Lenny]

You sound surprised, Voll! :p

[Vollstrecker]

I probably replied to the wrong person, I just ran into work a few minutes ago after a mile hike or so to my car in the rain.

A bit disoriented is all. ;)

[Jessifer]

There are a few british shows on late at night on PBS over here. I enjoy the one with the super-hero and the talking baby.

[Atnas]

I saw that once. Kind of interesting. :p

[Lenny]

My Hero is on American TV?!!

Well bugger me every which way till Friday.

Who plays the super-hero? Is it Ardal O'Hanlon, or the gay fella who took over from him? If it's the gay fella, then you've missed the best series or two. O'Hanlon is much better.

What else is on?

[Vollstrecker]

Couldn't tell you, haven't had TV service for a number of months now.

[Jessifer]

I dunno which guy it is. Rather attractive for an older guy, though.

[kyeruu]

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[Vollstrecker]

You're cool now...

[Jessifer]

Very nice.

[Atnas]

I would've thought he'd be bashed for that. :)

[Lenny]

Not bad, though the middle fingertip needs to be shifted to the left by one space.

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No Lenny, you aren't my type. Stop trying to seduce me!

[Lenny]

G-rowl bay-bey!

[KagomJack]

Goddamn emu loving British nancy boy. :(

[Jessifer]

Hehe...Funny.

[KagomJack]

I was...funny? I think the world's about to implode upon itself now. :/

[Jessifer]

I was talking about Lenny, actually.

[KagomJack]

Oh, then the world's safe for another day!

[Jessifer]

Yay! I saved the world for a day!

[KagomJack]

Not really, but I want you to believe that because your happiness makes the world propel forth easier.

[Jessifer]

Mmkay.

[KagomJack]

Do you like Rice Krispie Treats?

[Lenny]

Wooooop?

[KagomJack]

I said DO YOU LIKE RICE KRISPIE TREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?

[Lenny]

Never tried them. Sound like some kind of dog biscuit to me. :p

[KagomJack]

Never tried them. Sound like some kind of dog biscuit to me. :p
O_O

Look up Rice Krispie Treat squares.

[Lenny]

So they're just flapjacks made with rice crispies instead of oats?

[!King_Amazon!]

So they're just flapjacks made with rice crispies instead of oats?
what the hell are you talking about england

[KagomJack]

Flapjacks here are pancakes.

But no, it's the cereal Rice Krispies that have been mixed with melted marshmellow and margarine.

[Lenny]

Over here, pancakes are pancakes, and flapjacks are a treat made with oats, and syrup, and sugar, and eggs, and milk. Lovely.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flapjack

[KagomJack]

Well, Rice Krispie Treat Squares are way more simplistic than flapjacks.

[Lenny]

And I'd guess that the flapjacks will be a lot nicer. :p

[klo]

I love rice crispy treats :).

[Willkillforfood]

King Amazon watches you while you sleep, Klo.

[!King_Amazon!]

King Amazon watches you while you sleep, Klo.
I'll admit it. It's true.

[klo]

haha :). kaneda records it :P

I had a guy that i dated and then broke up with to just be friends...and i went with him to utah to his cousins wedding so he wouldnt have to travel alone and both days when i would wake up he would tell me some things like "oh, when you were sleeping you threw a pillow" or "you looked so peaceful all night..." I'm a really heavy sleeper....which is probably a bad thing....

[!King_Amazon!]

He was feeling you up all night.

[klo]

i think he's (was) probably too afraid of me. i was bitchy lol.

[!King_Amazon!]

Unless you're bitchy in your sleep, he was feeling you up all night.

[klo]

ugh, i just really dont think so...I mean thats a kaneda stunt.. not a ___ stunt. poor guy, we were still friends up until he wanted to take me out to breakfast two weeks ago and kaneda txted him from my phone saying how much i didn't like him and he was buggin' and all that jaz.....

[!King_Amazon!]

ugh, i just really dont think so...I mean thats a kaneda stunt.. not a ___ stunt. poor guy, we were still friends up until he wanted to take me out to breakfast two weeks ago and kaneda txted him from my phone saying how much i didn't like him and he was buggin' and all that jaz.....
Kaneda is a dick.

[klo]

Given i would have done it to a girl txting him, but i would have been like "this is kyra, you fucking whore" but it seemed like it was from me :(. he did apologize to me the next day though :)

[!King_Amazon!]

That makes it all better amirite

[klo]

no, eventually ill txt him and let him know it wasn't me. but i do appreciate him telling me instead of not and everything..............

[kyeruu]

omgawd my neighbors gay dogs started screwing each other at my front lawn.........I SOLd TICKETS 5$ a piece

[Lenny]

I'd have gone out with the shotgun and ended that demonic activity! Bloody dogs and all that...

[kyeruu]

hahahaahaha lol....... well i only got 20$........... hmmmmmm i know when my dog goes out to do this \shit i'll kill em before he gets raped i guess.....

[!King_Amazon!]

hahahaahaha lol....... well i only got 20$........... hmmmmmm i know when my dog goes out to do this \shit i'll kill em before he gets raped i guess.....
Nobody gave you money to watch your neighbors dogs fuck. Stop lying so much.

[Atnas]

You fuck puppies? :o

[klo]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Atnas]

Yeah, cats are WAY better.

[!King_Amazon!]

Yeah, cats are WAY better.
Chickens IMO.

Has anyone seen that video of the guy that fucks chickens?

[klo]

ew no. and im officially turned OFF

[Lenny]

Speak for yourself. :p

Yowza!!

[!King_Amazon!]

Speak for yourself. :p

Yowza!!
I know right. Lucky for the chickens there aren't any nearby.

[Lenny]

Bastards. :(

[Atnas]

ew no. and im officially turned OFF
:( :( :(

[klo]

yea, but what are you gonna do

[Atnas]

http://everyschool.org/u/hillbrook/paris/puppy.jpg

[Lenny]

Eugh! Get it away!!

[Atnas]

That filthy sack of meat has probably been dead for quite some time, anyhow.

I share the repulsion.

[klo]

ugh assholes!

[Lenny]

It's a dog. How can one not dislike dogs?

[klo]

why don't we hate on bugs now, i don't like them. :Pyuck. seriously, there was a roach at our apt the other day (i forgot to close the door after i let raja in...) and i watched it on the wall for 2 hrs until kaneda got home :(.

[Lenny]

Ack. Horrible things, cockroaches. Horrible name, too.

What you need, is a shotgun. :)

[Vollstrecker]

Ack. Horrible things, cockroaches. Horrible name, too.

What you need, is a shotgun. :)

I actually used a 22 in machete for decapitating/bisecting cockroaches while I lived in Virginia.

I left a few marks on the linoleum though, but it served the property managers right for doing jack and shit about them, since the people that lived above us were some of the most disgusting people I'd ever seen.

[Lenny]

Haha. Nice. :p

[Vollstrecker]

I had a 14 inch Machete I also used, dubbed "Roach Smiter Lite".

[klo]

ok bye, ttyl :) lol.

[Lenny]

I don't know why, but I can imagine you turning the lights down, donning some kind of loin cloth and body paint, crouching over a 'roach, holding a machete and whispering, "Better say your prayers, bug, for the vollstrecker is here to send you to the next life!" *cackle* *slice*

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Toodles, klo.

[Vollstrecker]

I don't know why, but I can imagine you turning the lights down, donning some kind of loin cloth and body paint, crouching over a 'roach, holding a machete and whispering, "Better say your prayers, bug, for the vollstrecker is here to send you to the next life!" *cackle* *slice*

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Toodles, klo.

It was even better than that. I'd be watching TV or whatever, and I'd see a roach on the kitchen floor or something. I'd pick up my machete, leap from the couch and strike it, like I was the Predator or something.

A few good laughs from that.

[Lenny]

Hahaha! You're mad! :p

Though I can definitely see why you might do it. I went around smashing biting beetles with a heavy-duty torch on a school camping trip. The other three in the tent gave me weird looks for days. Can't think why. :rolleyes:

[Vollstrecker]

It's not madness so much as boredom.

Don't let me get bored, heh.

[Lenny]

Especially not with the machete's close to hand... do they still see use at all?

[!King_Amazon!]

I actually know a guy that shot a mosquito in his room with his paintball gun. There's a mark on his wall from it.

[Lenny]

You Americans are crazy. :p Must be something in the water.

[Vollstrecker]

Especially not with the machete's close to hand... do they still see use at all?

Nah, new apartment is great for the most part. :)

[Lenny]

Apart from maybe the odd chunk missing out of the floor. :rolleyes: :p

[Vollstrecker]

Apart from maybe the odd chunk missing out of the floor. :rolleyes: :p

I wonder if our old apartment peoples ever noticed those? I know we had to repair a hole in the wall that my roommate made with his GI boots after seeing a large roach crawling up the wall.

That thing was DEAD.

[Lenny]

Cockroaches. They may be able to live in an area heavily affected by radiation, but they sure ain't tough enough to survive a well aimed G.I. boot!

[Vollstrecker]

I'd like to see them build an immunity to that.



...actually, no I wouldn't.

[Lenny]

It would definitely be, shall we say, "interesting", to say the least.

[Atnas]

You Americans are crazy. :p Must be something in the water.

Fluoride.

[Lenny]

And I always imagined you'd spell Fluoride differently, for some reason.

Ah well. Nevermind, eh?

I'm off. Toodles!

[Atnas]

byee


no plis kagum =o

[KagomJack]

Boris Yeltsin is dead. You prick.

[Lenny]

I didn't do it! Honest!!

[klo]

LIAR! anyways, yea, i just layed in the other room watching the roach so it didn't get away or anything! haha.

[Lenny]

Should've gone after it with a slipper or something. :p

[klo]

yea freaking right!!! Those things have shadows! im not going near them. i tried to sick the cat on them, but it ran under the entertainment center...then he was waiting for like 20 mins. unable to notice that it had crawled onto the wall. eek....i called kaneda and told him to hurry home when he got off

[Jessifer]

Roaches... *dryretch*

[KagomJack]

roaches are crunchy when in marshmellow jam

[KagomJack]

It's 1:06 AM right now. I should go to bed. But I'ma go play FF7 in a little bit. Or not.

[Jessifer]

:( Ew...

[Willkillforfood]

yea freaking right!!! Those things have shadows! im not going near them. i tried to sick the cat on them, but it ran under the entertainment center...then he was waiting for like 20 mins. unable to notice that it had crawled onto the wall. eek....i called kaneda and told him to hurry home when he got off

Better take care of the problem soon.


A female German cockroach carries an egg capsule containing around 40 eggs. She drops the capsule prior to hatching. Development from eggs to adults takes 3-4 months. Cockroaches live up to a year. The female may produce up to eight egg cases in a lifetime; in favorable conditions, it can produce 300-400 offspring. Other species of cockroach, however, can produce an extremely high number of eggs in a lifetime. Laying up to 100 eggs in each egg sac, it only needs to be impregnated once to be able to lay eggs for the rest of its life, allowing one single cockroach to lay over a million eggs during its lifespan.

[klo]

ewwww. It just came in when i let the cat out i suppose. haven't had one since thank god!

[KagomJack]

Cockroaches make great candy treats.

[Atnas]

:( I thought I was your great candy treat.

[Jessifer]

Aw, how cute.

[KagomJack]

Soylent Green is not a tasty treat.

[Atnas]

Thanks, but I pretty much knew already people aren't very good snacks. ;)

[KagomJack]

Soylent Snatch Burgers are not good snacks either.

[klo]

happy friday :P

[Jessifer]

Not so much. I gotta work all weekend.

[KagomJack]

Ditto.

[klo]

Bummer. This week has sucked balls though :(. Can't wait to get home to the baby and forget about it :)

[KagomJack]

I can't wait for my bit torrent of the entire series of Daria to download.

[!King_Amazon!]

Bummer. This week has sucked balls though :(. Can't wait to get home to the baby and forget about it :)
This week has indeed sucked. I think everyone in the world has had a bad week.

[Lenny]

I had quite a good one, actually. Went fast, too. I can see next week being a bitch, though.

[Atnas]

My week kinda... Well, yeah it did suck.

But for some odd reason there was no homework at all this week. At least nothing above 10 points.

Does anyone here actually bother/ did bother with homework?

It seems that if I do nothing outside of school, I can pass on test grades alone.

America has a bad education system. Or is it just Pennridge?

[Vollstrecker]

Don't try passing school on tests alone in any kind of Accelerated course, I flunked 9th grade doing that in Seminar classes.

[KagomJack]

Mann kann kein penis essen!

[KagomJack]

~Dont' you forget about me~

[Willkillforfood]

My week kinda... Well, yeah it did suck.

But for some odd reason there was no homework at all this week. At least nothing above 10 points.

Does anyone here actually bother/ did bother with homework?

It seems that if I do nothing outside of school, I can pass on test grades alone.

America has a bad education system. Or is it just Pennridge?

I got a "B" in calculus and did probably 2 hours worth of home work (studying) for the whole semester. Woot =). Partially thanks to MJ who helped me on a problem that I missed covering in class (I was sick when it was covered.) Thanks again, MJ.

[KagomJack]

I hate your mom.

[KagomJack]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kit_Kat#Kit_Kat_varieties

omgwtfbbqholyshit Japan D:

[Lenny]

Lucky Japs!!

Over here, the ones we've got are:

KitKat Original
KK White
KK Dark
KK Strawberry
KK Caramel
KK Mint
KK Orange

And I think that's it. :(

[kyeruu]

i'm actually with all A's and i STILL get free time to waste here XD

[!King_Amazon!]

I've never seen anything but regular kitkat here. That's kinda homo.

[KagomJack]

I know! We should petition! I want to try Kit Kat grape ;_;

kyeruu: Grades don't determine free time always. You're still an idiot.

[Lenny]

Nor do different kinds of KitKat, surprisingly. :rolleyes:

[KagomJack]

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?

[Lenny]

kyeruu replied to me talking about what varieties of KitKat we have over here, and then you replied to kyeruu talking about grades and free time, and I...... nevermind, Lenny humour.

[Lenny]

And when the buggery did I pass 8000?! :confused:

[Jessifer]

Who knows, who cares...

[kyeruu]

god knows but he dun care.......

[Jessifer]

Sound's about right.

[KagomJack]

Jessifer, will you be my baby girl?

[KagomJack]

Just like your mom in regards to you!

[Jessifer]

The possibilities in being that frighten and disturb me.

[KagomJack]

They shouldn't. You just have to be a bodyguard. :D