World Record Thread

[Hellmonkeys]

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

[Hellmonkeys]

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

[Hellmonkeys]

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

[Hellmonkeys]

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

[Hellmonkeys]

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

[Hellmonkeys]

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

[Hellmonkeys]

CD's are good phrisbees.

[Hellmonkeys]

CD's are good phrisbees.

[Hellmonkeys]

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

[Hellmonkeys]

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

[Hellmonkeys]

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

[Hellmonkeys]

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

[Hellmonkeys]

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

[Hellmonkeys]

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

[Hellmonkeys]

Penguins are g0d.

[Hellmonkeys]

Penguins are g0d.

[Hellmonkeys]

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

[Hellmonkeys]

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

[User Name # 1]

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts

[User Name # 1]

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts

[Hellmonkeys]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[Hellmonkeys]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[User Name # 1]

Researchers claim that, on the average, a woman is three times more sensitive than a man to noises while sleeping

[User Name # 1]

Researchers claim that, on the average, a woman is three times more sensitive than a man to noises while sleeping

[Hellmonkeys]

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

[Hellmonkeys]

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

[User Name # 1]

Jaguars are scared of dogs

[User Name # 1]

Jaguars are scared of dogs

[Hellmonkeys]

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

[Hellmonkeys]

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

[User Name # 1]

When the Apollo 12 astronauts landed on the moon, the impact caused the moon's surface to vibrate for an hour. The vibrations were picked up by geologists, who theorized that the moon's surface is made of fragile layers of rock

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When the Apollo 12 astronauts landed on the moon, the impact caused the moon's surface to vibrate for an hour. The vibrations were picked up by geologists, who theorized that the moon's surface is made of fragile layers of rock

[Hellmonkeys]

TacoX is my hero.

[Hellmonkeys]

TacoX is my hero.

[User Name # 1]

Attila the Hun was a dwarf

[User Name # 1]

Attila the Hun was a dwarf

[Hellmonkeys]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[Hellmonkeys]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[User Name # 1]

The name Cynthia means "moon" in Greek

[Hellmonkeys]

I really like poatoes.

[User Name # 1]

The name Cynthia means "moon" in Greek

[Hellmonkeys]

I really like poatoes.

[User Name # 1]

Police investigators are experts in collecting "dactylograms," otherwise known as fingerprints

[Hellmonkeys]

1 1=90

[Hellmonkeys]

1 1=90

[User Name # 1]

Police investigators are experts in collecting "dactylograms," otherwise known as fingerprints

[User Name # 1]

9 billion condoms are used annually across the globe!

[Hellmonkeys]

Its not good to bone goats.

[User Name # 1]

9 billion condoms are used annually across the globe!

[Hellmonkeys]

Its not good to bone goats.

[Hellmonkeys]

Frogs are the devil...seriously...this one killed my grandpa.

[Hellmonkeys]

Frogs are the devil...seriously...this one killed my grandpa.

[User Name # 1]

The Adélie penguin bears the name of French explorer Dumont d'Urville's beloved wife

[User Name # 1]

The Adélie penguin bears the name of French explorer Dumont d'Urville's beloved wife

[Hellmonkeys]

I went to hell...then back again...actually it was just Afganistan.

[Hellmonkeys]

I went to hell...then back again...actually it was just Afganistan.

[User Name # 1]

There are more than 15,000 different varieties of rice

[User Name # 1]

There are more than 15,000 different varieties of rice

[Hellmonkeys]

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

[Hellmonkeys]

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

[User Name # 1]

A dolphin can swim at up to 24 miles an hour

[User Name # 1]

A dolphin can swim at up to 24 miles an hour

[Hellmonkeys]

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

[Hellmonkeys]

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

[User Name # 1]

The letter "B" took its present form from a symbol used in Egyptian hieroglyphics to represent a house. Its original Egyptian form looked very much like its modern one

[User Name # 1]

The letter "B" took its present form from a symbol used in Egyptian hieroglyphics to represent a house. Its original Egyptian form looked very much like its modern one

[User Name # 1]

Before they became celebrities, film actor Hugh Grant, director Spike Lee, PBS-TV show cooking guru Julia Child, and 1930s singing film star Nelson Eddy worked as advertising copywriters

[User Name # 1]

Before they became celebrities, film actor Hugh Grant, director Spike Lee, PBS-TV show cooking guru Julia Child, and 1930s singing film star Nelson Eddy worked as advertising copywriters

[Hellmonkeys]

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

[Hellmonkeys]

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

[User Name # 1]

An ant can survive for up to two weeks underwater

[Hellmonkeys]

CD's are good phrisbees.

[Hellmonkeys]

CD's are good phrisbees.

[User Name # 1]

An ant can survive for up to two weeks underwater

[Hellmonkeys]

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

[Hellmonkeys]

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

[User Name # 1]

There are 170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ways to play the ten opening moves in a game of chess

[User Name # 1]

There are 170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ways to play the ten opening moves in a game of chess

[Hellmonkeys]

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

[User Name # 1]

If you were born in Los Alamos, New Mexico during the Manhattan project (where they made the atomic bomb), your birth place is listed as a post office box in Albequerque

[User Name # 1]

If you were born in Los Alamos, New Mexico during the Manhattan project (where they made the atomic bomb), your birth place is listed as a post office box in Albequerque

[Hellmonkeys]

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

[Hellmonkeys]

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

[Hellmonkeys]

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

[User Name # 1]

A Duckbilled Platapus is the only poisionous mammal.

[User Name # 1]

A Duckbilled Platapus is the only poisionous mammal.

[Hellmonkeys]

Penguins are g0d.

[Hellmonkeys]

Penguins are g0d.

[User Name # 1]

Thick clouds cover the surface of Venus. They trap the sun's heat and hence make it the hottest planet in the solar system.

[User Name # 1]

Thick clouds cover the surface of Venus. They trap the sun's heat and hence make it the hottest planet in the solar system.

[Hellmonkeys]

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

[Hellmonkeys]

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

[User Name # 1]

Acupuncture was first used as a medical treatment in 2700 B.C. by Chinese emperor Shen-Nung

[User Name # 1]

Acupuncture was first used as a medical treatment in 2700 B.C. by Chinese emperor Shen-Nung

[Hellmonkeys]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[Hellmonkeys]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[User Name # 1]

About 70% of all living organisms in the world are bacteria

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About 70% of all living organisms in the world are bacteria

[User Name # 1]

A chameleon's tongue can be twice the length of it's body!

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A chameleon's tongue can be twice the length of it's body!

[User Name # 1]

Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives

[User Name # 1]

Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives

[Hellmonkeys]

TacoX is my hero.

[Hellmonkeys]

TacoX is my hero.

[User Name # 1]

The movies, The Turning Point (1977) and The Color Purple (1985) both share the record of receiving the most Oscar nominations (11) and no Oscar wins

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The movies, The Turning Point (1977) and The Color Purple (1985) both share the record of receiving the most Oscar nominations (11) and no Oscar wins

[Hellmonkeys]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[Hellmonkeys]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[User Name # 1]

Not all bananas are banana-shaped

[User Name # 1]

Not all bananas are banana-shaped

[Hellmonkeys]

I really like poatoes.

[Hellmonkeys]

I really like poatoes.

[User Name # 1]

Spain literally means 'the land of rabbits'

[User Name # 1]

Spain literally means 'the land of rabbits'

[Hellmonkeys]

1 1=90

[Hellmonkeys]

1 1=90

[User Name # 1]

The hare can travel up to 45 miles per hour, whereas the rabbit can achieve an average speed of just 35 miles per hour.

[User Name # 1]

The hare can travel up to 45 miles per hour, whereas the rabbit can achieve an average speed of just 35 miles per hour.

[Hellmonkeys]

Its not good to bone goats.

[Hellmonkeys]

Its not good to bone goats.

[User Name # 1]

The White House first had a garage in 1909, when a stable block was converted by US President William Howard Taft to house four cars.

[User Name # 1]

The White House first had a garage in 1909, when a stable block was converted by US President William Howard Taft to house four cars.

[Hellmonkeys]

Frogs are the devil...seriously...this one killed my grandpa.

[Hellmonkeys]

Frogs are the devil...seriously...this one killed my grandpa.

[User Name # 1]

In Sparta during the fourth century, if you were male and over 20 years of age, you were required by law to eat 2 pounds of meat a day. It was supposed to make a person brave

[User Name # 1]

In Sparta during the fourth century, if you were male and over 20 years of age, you were required by law to eat 2 pounds of meat a day. It was supposed to make a person brave

[Hellmonkeys]

I went to hell...then back again...actually it was just Afganistan.

[Hellmonkeys]

I went to hell...then back again...actually it was just Afganistan.

[User Name # 1]

There is no synonym for thesaurus. The word is from Greek and means "a treasure."

[User Name # 1]

There is no synonym for thesaurus. The word is from Greek and means "a treasure."

[Hellmonkeys]

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

[Hellmonkeys]

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

[User Name # 1]

According to Aristotle, wind direction determined whether a baby would be a boy or a girl

[Hellmonkeys]

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

[User Name # 1]

According to Aristotle, wind direction determined whether a baby would be a boy or a girl

[Hellmonkeys]

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

[Hellmonkeys]

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

[Hellmonkeys]

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

[User Name # 1]

Sneezing was considered to be a good omen in the ancient world

[User Name # 1]

Sneezing was considered to be a good omen in the ancient world

[Hellmonkeys]

CD's are good phrisbees.

[Hellmonkeys]

CD's are good phrisbees.

[User Name # 1]

Ferdinand Porsche, who later went on to build sports cars bearing his own name, designed the original 1936 Volkswagen

[User Name # 1]

Ferdinand Porsche, who later went on to build sports cars bearing his own name, designed the original 1936 Volkswagen

[Hellmonkeys]

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

[Hellmonkeys]

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

[User Name # 1]

The coded-signal used by the French Resistance in WWII to mobilize their forces once the Allies had landed on the Normandy beaches was 'John has a long moustache

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The coded-signal used by the French Resistance in WWII to mobilize their forces once the Allies had landed on the Normandy beaches was 'John has a long moustache

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A scalene triangle is one with unequal sides and angles.

[Hellmonkeys]

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

[Hellmonkeys]

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

[User Name # 1]

A scalene triangle is one with unequal sides and angles.

[User Name # 1]

There are exactly 1,048576 bytes in one megabyte. Half a byte is called a "nybble."

[User Name # 1]

There are exactly 1,048576 bytes in one megabyte. Half a byte is called a "nybble."

[Hellmonkeys]

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

[Hellmonkeys]

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

[User Name # 1]

The sea lion is susceptible to sunburn, and if put on board a ship, will get as seasick as a man

[User Name # 1]

The sea lion is susceptible to sunburn, and if put on board a ship, will get as seasick as a man

[Hellmonkeys]

Penguins are g0d.

[Hellmonkeys]

Penguins are g0d.

[User Name # 1]

A rat can fall from a 5-story building without injury

[User Name # 1]

A rat can fall from a 5-story building without injury

[Hellmonkeys]

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

[Hellmonkeys]

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

[User Name # 1]

A Duckbilled Platapus is the only poisionous mammal.

[User Name # 1]

A Duckbilled Platapus is the only poisionous mammal.

[Hellmonkeys]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[Hellmonkeys]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[User Name # 1]

The King Ranch in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island. It comprises 1.25 million acres and was the first ranch in the world to be completely fenced in. At one time, its borders were guarded by armed patrol

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The King Ranch in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island. It comprises 1.25 million acres and was the first ranch in the world to be completely fenced in. At one time, its borders were guarded by armed patrol

[Hellmonkeys]

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

[Hellmonkeys]

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

[User Name # 1]

The planet Pluto takes 248 Earth years to orbit the Sun. For 20 of those years, it is closer to the Sun than the planet Neptune

[User Name # 1]

The planet Pluto takes 248 Earth years to orbit the Sun. For 20 of those years, it is closer to the Sun than the planet Neptune

[Hellmonkeys]

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

[Hellmonkeys]

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

[User Name # 1]

The total water content of the oceans on Earth would take over a million years to pass along the water cycle

[User Name # 1]

The total water content of the oceans on Earth would take over a million years to pass along the water cycle

[Hellmonkeys]

TacoX is my hero.

[Hellmonkeys]

TacoX is my hero.

[User Name # 1]

The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B.

[User Name # 1]

The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B.

[Hellmonkeys]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[Hellmonkeys]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[User Name # 1]

The average adult guinea pig weighs two pounds, or one kilo.

[User Name # 1]

The average adult guinea pig weighs two pounds, or one kilo.

[Hellmonkeys]

I really like poatoes.

[Hellmonkeys]

I really like poatoes.

[User Name # 1]

Sophia Loren has 6 toes on her left foot

[User Name # 1]

Sophia Loren has 6 toes on her left foot

[Hellmonkeys]

1 1=90

[Hellmonkeys]

1 1=90

[Hellmonkeys]

Its not good to bone goats.

[Hellmonkeys]

Its not good to bone goats.

[Hellmonkeys]

Frogs are the devil...seriously...this one killed my grandpa.

[Hellmonkeys]

Frogs are the devil...seriously...this one killed my grandpa.

[Hellmonkeys]

I went to hell...then back again...actually it was just Afganistan.

[Hellmonkeys]

I went to hell...then back again...actually it was just Afganistan.

[Hellmonkeys]

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

[Hellmonkeys]

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

[Hellmonkeys]

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

[Hellmonkeys]

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

[Hellmonkeys]

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

[Hellmonkeys]

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

[Hellmonkeys]

CD's are good phrisbees.

[Hellmonkeys]

CD's are good phrisbees.

[Hellmonkeys]

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

[Hellmonkeys]

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

[Mr.Lee]

hm.. i think im gonna begin with my smilies again :)

[Mr.Lee]

hm.. i think im gonna begin with my smilies again :)

[Mr.Lee]

but combinated this time

[Mr.Lee]

but combinated this time

[Hellmonkeys]

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

[Hellmonkeys]

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

[Hellmonkeys]

Penguins are g0d.

[Hellmonkeys]

Penguins are g0d.

[Mr.Lee]

:count: :head:

[Mr.Lee]

:count: :head:

[Mr.Lee]

:kiss: :bitch:

[Mr.Lee]

:kiss: :bitch:

[Hellmonkeys]

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

[Hellmonkeys]

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

[Hellmonkeys]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[Hellmonkeys]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[Mr.Lee]

O_O :D :sex: :D

[Mr.Lee]

O_O :D :sex: :D

[Hellmonkeys]

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

[Hellmonkeys]

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

[Mr.Lee]

:] :guitar:

[Mr.Lee]

:] :guitar:

[Hellmonkeys]

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

[Hellmonkeys]

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

[Mr.Lee]

>_> :shame: :guitar:

[Mr.Lee]

>_> :shame: :guitar:

[Hellmonkeys]

TacoX is my hero.

[Hellmonkeys]

TacoX is my hero.

[Mr.Lee]

bah.. smilies.. boring...

[Mr.Lee]

bah.. smilies.. boring...

[Mr.Lee]

elefants is bigger than mices

[Mr.Lee]

elefants is bigger than mices

[Hellmonkeys]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[Hellmonkeys]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[Hellmonkeys]

I really like poatoes.

[Hellmonkeys]

I really like poatoes.

[Mr.Lee]

boy has a penis and a girl has virgina

[Mr.Lee]

boy has a penis and a girl has virgina

[Hellmonkeys]

1 1=90

[Hellmonkeys]

1 1=90

[Mr.Lee]

pokemon and digemon vs Zelarmon

[Mr.Lee]

pokemon and digemon vs Zelarmon