World Record Thread

[Kaneda]

No one would ever have to know.

How about we do the ol' switcheroo WKFF? You get her into bed, turn off the lights, then I come in and finish the job and no ones the wiser.

[Lenny]

So WK does all the hard work, and you pant for a few minutes?

[Jessifer]

Déjà vu, anyone?

[Lenny]

Oooh! Yes please. Milk and two sugars.

[Jessifer]

Would you like to try it with a dash of cinnamon as well? It's rather delicious, I must say!

[Kaneda]

We have a nightclub called deja vu here


Or maybe its a strip club. idk

[Jessifer]

It's a strip club. We have them up here too.

[Sovereign]

Gasp. Dirt people.

[Kaneda]

Mud wrestling more your style sov?

[Lenny]

Cinnamon is horrible.

[Willkillforfood]

Deja Vu reminds me of a certain overplayed song on the radio.

[Lenny]

It's overplayed over there too? It's awful. And the remix is even worse.

[JRwakebord]

Which one again?

[Jessifer]

Wtf is wrong with you?

[Lenny]

I'm weird. :)

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And Beyonce's new song - Deja Vu.

[JRwakebord]

GOD I HATE THAT FUCKING SONG

i really do

[Lenny]

Heard the remix, yet?

[Willkillforfood]

Deja Vu Oh Will Somebody Help Me

[Kaneda]

We're already onto her new one Ring the alarm.

[Kaneda]

I'll be damned if I see another chick on your arm, so ring the alarm

[Atnas]

Lawl. Nunchuka.

[Kaneda]

gg ezpk

[Lenny]

How long has Deja Vu been out over there?

[llamallover2021]

Your mom goes to college.

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My brother's mom is from Puerto Rico...

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Beyonce is sucky now...

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Radio stations should die for playing a song too much.

[Lenny]

No they shouldn't. There are some songs that one cannot get enough of.

[llamallover2021]

True. I take back what I said about the radio stations. It has happened to me before, I must admit. But still, my brother's mom is from Puerto Rico.

[Kaneda]

...bluck

[JRwakebord]

...cluck

[Great-Thanatos]

...cluck
fluck

[JRwakebord]

pluck

[Lenny]

Chuck!!

Oh wait... Tluck!

[JRwakebord]

Fuck!!!!!

[Jessifer]

Fuck!!!!!

You forgot the L! You sluck!

[Dar_Win]

Wtf. I tried to post in an old thread and it wouldn't let me. It said I had to have a mod post in it first. The last post in it was two months ago....




























































































































































































































































































































































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GAY!

[Kaneda]

Gay you say?

[kyeruu]

your right it is kinda weird

[JRwakebord]

glay


bullshitbullshitbullshitpost

[Dar_Win]

Bring back the Zelaron main page!

[JRwakebord]

Well that was random.

[Atnas]

So was your face. In the womb.

[Dar_Win]

Hay Chruser, Give Me News Poster Position. Kthx.

[Willkillforfood]

your bunnies make me all hot and bothered.

[JRwakebord]

Fluck a dluck.

[Lenny]

Apparently I'm a duck.

And I made friends with a guy called Kroll today. :)

[Jessifer]

Quack is wack.

:weird:

[Randuin]

Genmay is...?

SA without the funny

[Atnas]

kroll? w00 let's.

[wilma]

Zack quack clickety clack
Moose goose floosety floose
Shit it gidety git
Flew through boogedy boo

I am Shakespeare! Hail Caesar!

[JRwakebord]

Et tu, Brute?

[Lenny]

If infinite monkeys typed on infinite typewroters, then it would take only as long as it takes for one monkey to type up the whole works of shakespeare for the whole works of shakespeare to be typed up.

[Jessifer]

Indeed.

[Dar_Win]

Wasn't something like that in a Family Guy skit?

[Lenny]

Probably. I only know it is some weird philosophical thing.

[JRwakebord]

You're weird.

[Lenny]

Oh aye. :)

[JRwakebord]

Well, aslong as we're all in agreement then!

[Lenny]

Indeedy.

Now who's up for a game of Pool?

[Dar_Win]

Dint we tell you to stay outa these here parts?

[Lenny]

Nope... well, not that I took notice of, at least.

[Jessifer]

I went to a family reunion Saturday. I kicked everyone's arses at pool.

...Well...Save for my uncle. Asshole. He was toying with me thoughout the whole damned game.

[Lenny]

Hmmm... I'm the man of 1000 fluke shots (well, 862) in Pool.

I break. Pot 3, pot another 2... then spend 10 minutes missing easy pots until my opponent pots the black in frustration, winning me the game. :)

[Dar_Win]

I once went swimming in a pool.

[Lenny]

Ooooh! Lucky you!

[Dar_Win]

It was quite strange. I thought to myself "Oh my gosh! There must be bacteria everywhere in this pool!"

I felt like such a bad ass. :)

[Jessifer]

You are. Oh, are you ever.

[Dar_Win]

Go post in your birthday thread.

[Jessifer]

I did. *kick*

[JRwakebord]

Ouch, my shins!

[Jessifer]

Haw haw

[JRwakebord]

I love alkeyhall!

[Dar_Win]

Happy 6000 posts.

:p

[Great-Thanatos]

OMFG I'm bored

[Dar_Win]

Way to take my advise about comeing back. Happy......800 posts....

[Dar_Win]

I've brought a decent amount of old members back....
Mjordan
Great thantos
...more on the way.

[Lenny]

A whole two!

We're proud of you. :)

[Dar_Win]

More than you!!!

[Great-Thanatos]

More than you!!!
/vouch

but I'm not a good member ;)

[Dar_Win]

Just post, and give me car advise.

Have a nice day.

[Jessifer]

Plot Bunnies are lethal. Monty Python lethal.

Especially when they involve fanfics. *sob*

Mine brain hurts me.

[Lenny]

Plot Bunnies?

[Jessifer]

Yes. Plot Bunnies.

[Lenny]

Plot Bunnies??

[Jessifer]

*sagenod* Plot Bunnies.

[Lenny]

Plot Bunnies??!

[Jessifer]

...Yes.

[Great-Thanatos]

... No.

[Lenny]

I still don't know what Plot Bunnies are...

[Jessifer]

*giggle* Fanfiction term.

plot bunnies, plotbunnies: Ever get hit with a story concept that doesn't really go anywhere but you have to write it? You've just been attacked by a plot bunny! Possibly inspired by John Steinbeck: "Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen."

http://www.subreality.com/glossary/terms.htm

[JRwakebord]

I like sex! Hooray rabbits!

[Randuin]

Mom, D3V is being racist :(

[Dar_Win]

Our hero has fallen!
2 Lenny 99%

[Lenny]

I know, I know.

Posted in Duck Soup thinking it counted. :) Still beating you, though. :p

[Lenny]

Heh. You only got one post in Yesterday.

What happened there?

[Sovereign]

asdgasdg

[Lenny]

Would this thing expire if no-one posted in it for a month?

[Jessifer]

Could you resist temptation that long?

[Lenny]

Not really.

[Jessifer]

Then the world may never know...

[Lenny]

Unless we make a second one and post in that instead.

Can we make threads in here? Or is it set for only the one thread to exist?

[Kaneda]

Hai. I think this one is set to not expire.

[Lenny]

Did you get the name "Kaneda" from Akira?

[JRwakebord]

There's no way we could voluntarily not post in here for a month. It would need to be closed for something like that to happen. And then I would cry.

[Lenny]

Yeah... but closing it is against the whole point of just leaving it to see if it would expire.

[JRwakebord]

Exactly. So it's impossible.

[Lenny]

Hmmm... we could always just practice self-discipline and not post.

Though I think this might be like Duck Soup where things don't seem to expire.

[JRwakebord]

I'll tell you right now I would post.

[Lenny]

:p

Fair enough.

What if there was something in it for you if you didn't reply?

[JRwakebord]

Such as? It would have to be worth it.

Chocolate, money, or sexual favors.

[Lenny]

Hows about Chocolate Money earned during Sexual Favours?

Like some kind of perverted Mario spinoff - every time you hit the girl you get some chocolate money.

[Great-Thanatos]

Such as? It would have to be worth it.

Chocolate, money, or sexual favors.
Why is chocolate infornt of sex?

[JRwakebord]

Because at the moment I'm really hungry and craving Hostess.

[Kaneda]

Did you get the name "Kaneda" from Akira?

Ya, why did you just see it?

[Lenny]

Aye, about a week ago.

Good film.

[JRwakebord]

im also craving cookie dough

[Lenny]

We'd gone a full five days without a post, then, too. :(

Is this "cookie dough" literal "dough", or just mushy cookie?

[talentedhamster]

hm. havent posted in this thread yet. yep. now i have. carry on.

[KagomJack]

I'll cut you goddammit!

[!King_Amazon!]

Who's been messing around with this thread? I believe someone has been cheating and making it larger than it's supposed to be. Just go check pages 1-1500, on just about every page, most posts are turned into double posts(as in, every time someone posted, it shows them posting twice).

[KagomJack]

That's pretty weird O.o

[talentedhamster]

cheaters!

[!King_Amazon!]

It's kinda like someone copied the WRT then merged it with itself.

[KagomJack]

Oh well. Problem's been remedied, yes?

[!King_Amazon!]

Oh well. Problem's been remedied, yes?

No.

WTF I NEED SIGNIFICANT CONTENT IN THE WRT? BLASPHEMY.

[Lenny]

It's been double posty thing for at least two years.

And yes, we need significant content. :cry:

[JRwakebord]

We'd gone a full five days without a post, then, too. :(

Is this "cookie dough" literal "dough", or just mushy cookie?


The actual dough.

[Lenny]

Ain't it kinda bad for you, then, as it'll contain raw egg?

[JRwakebord]

Raw eggs are good for you. What you're thinking of is the danger of catching salmonella, which is practically insignificant nowadays because all eggs are pasturized, rendering them safe.

[Lenny]

Pfff. Things were a lot simpler back in the good old days. If you ate raw dough you got salmonella, simple.

Drink bad milk you get ill.

Jump under a bus you die.

Now everything is different. :(

[!King_Amazon!]

Hey you don't die if you jump under a bus anymore? BRB lemme go try it,.

[Lenny]

Not if you lie completely flat against the ground. People have learnt not to raise their heads to see if the bus is coming. :cry:

[kyeruu]

and the bus shall never come learn man learhn!

[Lenny]

Buses... you lie on the ground, waiting for one to turn up, and three turn up at once.

[JRwakebord]

I finally have cookie dough!!!

I'm just sitting here eating it with a spoon. Delicious.

[Lenny]

I've just had half a baking tray of chocolate brownies.

Now I feel sick, but who cares? Chocolate Brownies! :grin:

[Randuin]

Chinese new year because it's customary that I get tons and tons of cash.

[Randuin]

I'll believe you if you say you copy and pasted that from a teen discussion forum in hopes of collective mockery for greater comedic reasons. To think that someone is retarded enough to write up a post like this, would be judging too quick I'd think?

[llamallover2021]

That's... interesting.

But what's really interesting is that we had this cool guy come to our school to talk about not smoking 'cause it's bad for you and it was cooler 'cause he had lung cancer 'n stuff and he talked with one of those robo-sounding machine things since he couldn't really talk and he had a hole in his neck so he could breath...yup.

[!King_Amazon!]

He didn't have a hole in his neck so he could breath. He had a hole in his neck so he could talk because they cut out his tongue.

[Lenny]

Hehehehe. I've just been watching some clips of Craig Ferguson from the Late Late Show, and he's great!

There's some good British humour for you. :)

[Atnas]

Brownies are good.

[KagomJack]

I hate chain letters/mail.

[Lenny]

Warum?

[llamallover2021]

Well, he said it was to breathe, but whatever, it was still cool and after the speech he took out the filter for the hole so we could look down it.:D

[KagomJack]

They're annoying.

[JRwakebord]

Yes. Yes they are. I got a chain txt msg the other day. Pissed me off.

[KagomJack]

I get annoyed easily, though.

[Lenny]

Then start up your own chain message and put something on the end about not sending it to the person who sent it or put the name of everyone who has had it in it and tell them not to send it...

Yah, I'm rambling again.

[KagomJack]

Now you're just not making sense. Is Kagom Jack gonna have to bust a bitch's kneecaps?

[Lenny]

I don't see why not... but there's a better way of doing it.

The IRA used to do it in the 70s to Protestants and other people they caught who snitched on them:

- Person stands against a wall
- Drops their pants
- Gun put to the side/front/back of the knee
- Bullet into the kneecap

Not only does it shatter the kneecap, but it also hurts a lot and the victim is lamed for life.

Much more effective.

[KagomJack]

That does sound like more fun now that you mention that way of doing it...

[Randuin]

I'm easily over 90, possibly even 100, but my accuracy rating is horribly low. And I do this thing where my mind trails off while I'm typing, so coherent sentences seem to be somewhat difficult for me.

[kyeruu]

what goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and chewy

[kyeruu]

bet most of you will think its a dick but its not!!!! SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMS AMS Asdjkfhsdhss
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[Lenny]

Cream crackers.

[KagomJack]

Fuck you you fucking fucker.

[kaos]

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[Kaneda]

Howdy

[Kaneda]

http://www.shroomery.org

[Lenny]

Now that's a very well designed site.

It's rare to see a site that's all flashy images such as that, that expands and shrinks to fit all screen sizes.

I could have done it with mine, but I can't be arsed.

[Grav]

Why does this thread still exist

[KagomJack]

I don't speak Polski.

[kyeruu]

IT WAS MADE FOR EXISTENCE IT WAS MADE FOR SPAMMING SO FUCK THE THREAD OFF AND SPAM SPAM SPAM

WOOT stress relieves :)

[KagomJack]

No one loves you and you smell like moldy cheese.

[!King_Amazon!]

Fuck the thread off?

[Lenny]

Iuno. And he replied to Kagom rather than Grav.

[kyeruu]

yeaaaah i suck at that too

[kyeruu]

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[kyeruu]

my name is shae shake suck by and we alks
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[kyeruu]

and no its not cream crakers



ITS GUM

[KagomJack]

Goddammit, Kyeruu, don't you have a life or something?

[kyeruu]

i work from 10 am to 5 pm 3 days a week
and i study 3 days a week
i'm free 1 day
i take my non study time aan dpost here
i do have a life
its going swell

BIG$

[KagomJack]

And with that free time, you should spend it hitting your head against a brick wall and making a tape recording of the event and posting it here. That will result in much lulz from us and further brain damage on your end. <3

[ailis]

aaaaw don't be so mean

even though your posts are garbage kyeruu

[KagomJack]

But I'm usually so nice to people. :/

[Kaneda]

Howdy

[kyeruu]

why does kaneda say howdy to everyone?
and i'm so damn out of patience!!
i've had it with all you people treating me badly
i shouldn't have modified the "its not worth it thread"
i should've left is just how i inteded to right it

[Atnas]

Write it here then.

[ailis]

yeah lets see what your idiotic mind has to say

[KagomJack]

Shut the fuck up. Goddamn, you're annoying.

[ailis]

me? thats mean again

[KagomJack]

You haven't been a retard around me, so I don't think I'd be telling you to shut up.

So, me horny, me love you very long time.

[Lenny]

And what, may I ask, is wrong with saying "Howdy" to people?

[Lenny]

I don't think anyone's been mean to you so far. If you think they are, just look at the top of their post to see who they've replied to. 12 times out of 10 it'll be kyerru.

[KagomJack]

Lenny: Get your ass on AIM some time. We don't talk much anymore :(

[Lenny]

Deary me... I'm in demand.

ON.

[talentedhamster]

yea, indeed you are on! w00t for AIM

[ailis]

yay AIM
well to make the point shorter
kyeruus a inmature retard and we're all smarter?
or am i wrong?

[Lenny]

And why would you bring that point up in a thread in which kyerru rarely posts/ed... unless you have something against him, and are just not telling us?

[Atnas]

Because we agreed over a PM he was an utter failure.

[Lenny]

Ah, the ways of the PM.

[Kaneda]

Do you support gayism too?

[ailis]

i highly doubt it, but considering i don't know him that much
who knows?

[Grav]

Nothing you say makes sense. Bitch.

[KagomJack]

I didn't want to look like an ass and say what was on my mind. :(

[Lenny]

Haha.

He replied to ailis. :p

And why not? Everyone else does.

[ailis]

whats up graviton?
am i annoying you?
because if i am i'll stop going after kagom and start bugging you

[Lenny]

Me Lenny. He Gravvy.

[ailis]

sup? or um weeee
i'm spammin/

[KagomJack]

Banned, bitch!

[Kaneda]

Hello

[Lenny]

Howdy.

[Atnas]

bannify.

[KagomJack]

Welcome to #bantown

[Atnas]

/join #lol

[Atnas]

Meow.

[KagomJack]

Dein arsch scheint wie ein tausend sohnen!

[Lenny]

Your arse seems like a thousand suns?

[KagomJack]

Your ass shines like a thousand suns.

[Lenny]

Same difference. :p

[Lenny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lemRK5Djai0

Ice flow, nowhere to go!
Ice flow, nowhere to go!
Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra!!!
Check him out

They call him the shrew
Arms in short, then with the claw!

I'm little Johnny frostbite
Movin around
Freezin you up, freezin you down
Like an icicle
Comin in your tent in the big black scissorbite
Arctic death, infinite night!

Call me tundra boy
Because I move like an arctic lizard!
When the blizzard strikes I disappear like a pipe dream
All that's left is a gleam!
On a tent peg

Boosh, Boosh
Stronger than a moose
Dont lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop!
Stop, look around, take your mind off the floor
Cos the boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw!

Ice flow, nowhere to go!
Ice flow, nowhere to go!
Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra!!!

[Lenny]

Brit Humour Rap ftw!

[KagomJack]

British Humor sucks. At least in America it does.

[Atnas]

Aye! wot wot?

[Jessifer]

And I'm sure across the ocean American humor seems vulgar and dumbed down.

I blame rednecks.

[Lenny]

Over the pond American humour just seems to be stale. Sure, there's the odd laugh but a lot of it is awful.

I've seen a few clips of the Colbert report, and laughed once or twice. But that's about it. The only other American program that's made me laughed is The Late Show (I think it's called) and that doesn't count - the guy who hosts it is Scottish.

[KagomJack]

Conan O'Brian?

[Lenny]

Me wrong. :p

It's "The Late, Late Show" with Craig Ferguson.

[Jessifer]

Conan's better. :(

Conan O'Brien is my future baby's daddy. By artificial insemination.

...Or cloning.

[KagomJack]

Uhm...that's just a wee bit creepy.

But I LIKE PIE.

http://www.rpgsource.net/gallery/seifer2.jpg

^ This is a picture of kyeruu I found randomly hidden on an American Wannabe site.

[Jessifer]

Kekeke. *koff*

[KagomJack]

You know you want some of that ;)

[Jessifer]

Well...not that.

[KagomJack]

Lies!

Du hast alles vermasselt!

[JRwakebord]

Spreken zie english?

[Jessifer]

Noooooo!

[KagomJack]

I want to eat a baby, like the French do!

[Lenny]

Apparently it tastes just like chicken.

[JRwakebord]

Chicken with Ketchup and Tabasco sauce!

[Atnas]

pie

Ten CHARACTERS

[KagomJack]

Mommy, mommy, I don't like tomato soup!

--Shut up, we only have it once a month.

[Lenny]

Tomato Soup is the shizzle.

[KagomJack]

Do you even get the joke?

[Lenny]

Nah, I'm British, in'nit, home beef. Word.

[KagomJack]

tomato soup = menstrual blood

That's the joke.

[Lenny]

I should've known... :weird:

[KagomJack]

Tell a racist joke, Len!

[Lenny]

Why did the Romans build straight roads?
So Asians couldn't build corner shops!

Bu-dum tich!

Yeah... that's about as racist as I can get. Pathetic. :(

[KagomJack]

How did the Nazis invade Poland?

They marched in backwards and told them they were leaving.

[Kaneda]

Does that mean Poles are stupid?

[Kaneda]

161 - 157
Suns over the Nets. Damn I wish I could have seen that.

[Thanatos]

It wasn't televized :(

[KagomJack]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4610/technologicfoxhd1.jpg

I'm in the background. DO NOT LAUGH AT ME.

[Lenny]

The fat guy looks English, and the person in the background looks like they come from one of the cold European countries near to Russia.

[KagomJack]

The "fat guy" is my boyfriend. The guy in the background is me.

[Lenny]

I can't tell whether you're being serious or not.

The guy in the background looks nothing like you.

[KagomJack]

But it is me in, as my friend Ahmed said, my most natural look.

And none of it was timed or planned. He was tinkering with the webcam and I was staring off into space and he thought it was picture worthy.

[Atnas]

Omg Get Him On A Diet Plaiz!

[KagomJack]

Omg Get Him On A Diet Plaiz!
I like a little belly! O_O

[talentedhamster]

You look like you're 12 and he looks 40. No offense.

[DarkSpartan116]

Holy crap, this is a long thread, have we beat the world record yet?