World Record Thread

[Strider Fury]

lol there are moments which i just lose all faith in mankind.................. i think this has to be one of them:D

[RoboticSilence]

Definately.

[Strider Fury]

doo doo doo oh i'm just spamming.............

[Strider Fury]

100 posts! gimme gold gimme gold gimme gold show me the money!

[Edipus Brown]

guys its time for some useless facts....

im trying to rival #1...

[Strider Fury]

try to 'rival' with him when he posts. usually he'll do it for no preticular reason but went he does keep posting useless facts to see if you can post more then him.

[Strider Fury]

but honestly i think my posts are a lot funnier!:D

[JRwakebord]

uh-huh.......

[JRwakebord]

uh-huh.......

[Strider Fury]

506 to present!

[RoboticSilence]

Whee!

[Edipus Brown]

useless fact:

burger king uses approximately .5 million pounds of bacon every month in its combined restaurants...l

[Randuin]

that's what you think! :D

[Randuin]

that's what you think! :D

[RoboticSilence]

Useless fact:

McDonald's Chicken McNuggets are actually from the back of a pig.

[Edipus Brown]

useless true fact: heh

2500 left handed people die each year from useing objects designed for right handed people


and im left handed...

[Edipus Brown]

hey how do i make custom smiles or whatever, like make sperm smiles and jumping faces and cool stuff

[Edipus Brown]

hey everyone, help me with the useless facts... make at least 50 pages of em i think...

"joo can doo it!"

[RoboticSilence]

Originally posted by Edipus Brown
hey how do i make custom smiles or whatever, like make sperm smiles and jumping faces and cool stuff

http://www.zelaron.com/forums/misc.php?s=b9bb9a060e71aba47f44b2b79b41df24&action=showsmilies

[Edipus Brown]

:aww:

[Edipus Brown]

w:aww::aww:t

[JohnnyTAE]

Welcome Edipus haven't seen you around before but welcome to here I am the off-topic mod :D

[RoboticSilence]

Woohoo. Someone find me the shortcut to that "How About a Nice Cup of Shut the Fuck Up" thing.

[Edipus Brown]

heys, well i just came to these forums about 2 weeks ago i suppose...

thanks go to sum yung guy.






now time to show off some smiles!!!!!!

[JohnnyTAE]

ok here is a lil zelaron 101 if you need to add more to a post (usually within 5min) so it's not considered spam use the edit button in the buttom right hand corner of your post and to see a whole list of the smilies click the post reply button at the bottom of the entire page above the quick post and then click smilie and you can also mess around with all the new stuff in the test forum so you can learn everything well I hope this helps you out a bit

[Edipus Brown]

JohnnyTAE you have a fak'ing badass sig man

nice

[JohnnyTAE]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence
Woohoo. Someone find me the shortcut to that "How About a Nice Cup of Shut the Fuck Up" thing.

SOmeone's a lil pissy

[RoboticSilence]

Eh?

[Edipus Brown]

heh

this goes to you penguin... (dont take offence, heh)


:flipper::bitch:

[JohnnyTAE]

Originally posted by Edipus Brown
JohnnyTAE you have a fak'ing badass sig man

nice
You really think so one of the first sigs I made and all by myself I might add :D just got a lot of thumbnails of bob made it into a background then added sum text

[JohnnyTAE]

Nevermind robotic and edipus whats the brotherhood ?

[RoboticSilence]

http://www.angelfire.com/goth/abart/art/oldDE.jpg

[RoboticSilence]

My sig is great, eh?

[JohnnyTAE]

yeah I like your sig but don't really understand that lil secret of space movie it is semi funny oh yeah umm that link don't work

[JRwakebord]

i like ur sig robotic! do u like mine?

[JRwakebord]

i like ur sig robotic! do u like mine?

[Edipus Brown]

the brotherhood is an elite band of avid vampires who hide in the shade waiting for their day of arrival.
:=
we come. :chomp:
:=












(jk, actually its my guild in ultima online... was my little play a bit overdone you think? hopefully noone gets nightmares...) :p

:grin:

[JRwakebord]

im scared. hold me.

[JRwakebord]

im scared. hold me.

[RoboticSilence]

Originally posted by JRwakebord
i like ur sig robotic! do u like mine?

YOUR SIG IS ARE WAS WERE PWNING!

[JohnnyTAE]

I was actually starting to belive that....










you were yet another weirdo introduced to zelaron :p

[JRwakebord]

heh sweeeeeeeeeeeet

[JRwakebord]

heh sweeeeeeeeeeeet

[RoboticSilence]

Originally posted by JRwakebord
im scared. hold me.

That scares me more.

[Edipus Brown]

oh ill do more than hold you to sooth your nerves

:sex: ;)

[JRwakebord]

u wont hold me? i feel so unloved.....

[JRwakebord]

u wont hold me? i feel so unloved.....

[RoboticSilence]

Please visit Andrew's webpage and view his art.. and submit some stuff... he needs some more recognition... heh... http://www.angelfire.com/goth/abart

P.S. Buy some of his stuff.

[Edipus Brown]

unloved.... how is being F*(&ed not being loved... heh

[RoboticSilence]

Originally posted by JRwakebord
u wont hold me? i feel so unloved.....

I love you, JR! It's just that it's hard to hold people through the internet.

[Edipus Brown]

yea i just tried, and it didnt work

damn computers these days.

:companger

[JohnnyTAE]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence


I love you, JR! It's just that it's hard to hold people through the internet.

It really is possible go pee on the socket and miracles will happen

[JRwakebord]

have fun!!

[JRwakebord]

have fun!!

[RoboticSilence]

I R NTO A 1337 HAX0R ANYMOERRRRR!?!?!? OH NO I MA BECOMNIG JEFFK! LOLOL ROFLE!!!

[JohnnyTAE]

ummm robotic is having problems someone help him!


damn fobs :p

[RoboticSilence]

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE


It really is possible go pee on the socket and miracles will happen

My dick doesn't like electricity.

P.S. JohnnyTAE... if you are going to edit my post like that... spell things right like I do.

sorry man I knew how to spell it just was in a bit of a hurry plus fob is in my blood-JohnnywasHERE

[Edipus Brown]

:gulp::bitch:

anyone ever get forced to drink oil before...

[JRwakebord]

my dick likes ur mom



















lol jk

[JRwakebord]

my dick likes ur mom



















lol jk

[RoboticSilence]

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE
ummm robotic is having problems someone help him!


damn fobs :p

I MA TUNRING INOT THSI GUY!!! LOLOL ROFLE!!!

http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk

[RoboticSilence]

I SI NTO LIKIGN THSI!!!

[JRwakebord]

dude, u need help... ur starting to sound like thatdude331 or something like thaat lol

[JRwakebord]

dude, u need help... ur starting to sound like thatdude331 or something like thaat lol

[JohnnyTAE]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence


once when I was playing with my pocket pussy it electracuted me

Man whats going on?

[RoboticSilence]

YOU WILL DIE HAHA!

[JRwakebord]

ok wow, im scared now lol

[JRwakebord]

ok wow, im scared now lol

[RoboticSilence]

Johnny... check my post again.

[JohnnyTAE]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence
YOU WILL DIE HAHA!

damn you are psychic one day I will

[RoboticSilence]

I AM a psychic... and in about two hours, actually.

[JRwakebord]

lol does he get hit by a bus?

[JRwakebord]

lol does he get hit by a bus?

[RoboticSilence]

Twice... then a hobo pisses on his body.

[JohnnyTAE]

you wish two hours but its more like 40 years hey check your old post again and tell everyone your tru identity Miss Cleo!

[JohnnyTAE]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence
Twice... then a hobo pisses on his body.

damn hobo's

[Edipus Brown]

Captain Obvious,

"there's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot"

can you give me an example of this paradox?

it seems to me that the dictionary meaning of idiot is

#1 one who knows little or has a simple mind
#2 one with few resources <---------- lookie
#3 *A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers.
*The term belongs to a classification system no longer used.

[RoboticSilence]

People... did you go to www.angelfire.com/goth/abart/art.html ?

[JohnnyTAE]

Ironic isn't it

[RoboticSilence]

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE
you wish two hours but its more like 40 years hey check your old post again and tell everyone your tru identity Miss Cleo!

Whoops! The corner of the King of Cups burned off and I thought it was the Jack of Asses! Sorry!

[JohnnyTAE]

hey Miss Cleo a.k.a. Robotic... how many childern will jr have and what will his wifes name be?

[RoboticSilence]

Three, Christopher Lowell.

[JohnnyTAE]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence


Whoops! The corner of the King of Cups burned off and I thought it was the Jack of Asses! Sorry!

Natural comedian Aren't you

[Edipus Brown]

i can answer that one.

let me see, the 4 of diamonds, which as everyone knows means 344 children, and the humm, ah the jack of spades...
married to a woman by the name of Cleopatra....

ahem

[RoboticSilence]

I fucking ruined my essay... :]

With this night’s revels and expire the term
Of a despisèd life, closed in my breast,
By some vile forfeit of untimely death.
But he that hath the steerage of my course
Direct my sail! On, lusty gentleman!
Romeo believes that going to this party will trigger events that will lead to his death.
Later on, Romeo finds that his leg is detached from his body and monkeys are flying out of it. He then goes on to eat some cheese and tell stories about elephants and trees. His mother falls off the Eiffel Tower and lands safely on her feet, commending him on his excellence. I don’t know what I’m talking about and it sounds really dumb. I think that if Romeo weren’t really, really gay, then the whole thing would have been much cooler. If Juliet hadn’t been such a fucking idiot, then the wedding would not have been moved to Wednesday and would have been Thursday instead.

[Edipus Brown]

hey, lets turn this into a flame forum

i hate when people say roxxorz...
i fucking hate it

[RoboticSilence]

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE


Natural comedian Aren't you

There's actually a Jack of Asses... I've got all the cards right here.

[RoboticSilence]

Originally posted by Edipus Brown
hey, lets turn this into a flame forum

i hate when people say roxxorz...
i fucking hate it

FLAMING R0XX0RZ! GREAT IDEA!

[JohnnyTAE]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence
Three, Christopher Lowell.
and the funny thing is your right! by the time jr gets married it will be possible for him to conceive childern

[RoboticSilence]

Yup... Mr. Cleo does not lie! It's in the cards!

[JohnnyTAE]

Originally posted by Edipus Brown
hey, lets turn this into a flame forum

i hate when people say roxxorz...
i fucking hate it

Don't mind that there just fobs :D

[Edipus Brown]

Useless fact:

in natoma, kansas, it is illegal to "throw knives at men wearing striped suits".....

u can verify this at
www.strangebutture.com

[JohnnyTAE]

wow I wonder if I will get away with it if I throw it at someone wearing a flannel

[Edipus Brown]

i figure you have a 30% chance, that is if its raining



heh

[Edipus Brown]

guys i hate to punk out on the fun spammin, but i gotta go and get some sleep,

still in highschool ya know... (last year WOOT!)



go c/o 2002 , g0!

[RoboticSilence]

http://www.animemultimedia.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/39.jpg

[JohnnyTAE]

Well it's time for me to go see you all tommorow if wut mr.cleo predicted you should all come to my funeral and tell a girl named samantha that I will be waiting for her in the afterlife or sumthing close to that (don't be trying to hit on her or I will haunt your ass :p)

[Edipus Brown]

night all

[JohnnyTAE]

Originally posted by Edipus Brown
guys i hate to punk out on the fun spammin, but i gotta go and get some sleep,

still in highschool ya know... (last year WOOT!)



go c/o 2002 , g0!

same with me man but too bad I got kicked outta hs for kicking a subs ass :D just gonna have to go back next year if they will let me peace out though

[RoboticSilence]

Lookie, I changed my avatar to one of my drawings.

[JohnnyTAE]

wow it's cute...


in a weird little child drawing horrific pictures sort of way

[RoboticSilence]

Heh... the whole thing wouldn't fit as an avatar... it shows the guy who he shot flying backward from the blast... blood spray from his face.

[RoboticSilence]

http://www.zelaron.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=2057&dateline=1021518686

I wonder if this will change when my avatar changes back.

[RoboticSilence]

Wtf... it didn't show the image.

[RoboticSilence]

WHOOPS!

[RoboticSilence]

There.

[Mr.Lee]

nopp

[Mr.Lee]

nopp

[Boomerang]

still doesn't show right.

[JRwakebord]

i dont see any difference.....

[JRwakebord]

i dont see any difference.....

[JohnnyTAE]

someone does not like spam and keeps messing with my forum :(

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Your forum? It's the members forum... :)

[RoboticSilence]

Goddamn... there have been four posts since last night.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Yeah, deadness... :(

[RoboticSilence]

CRUEL CRUEL WORLD(RECORD THREAD)!!!!!

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Wow! I got the 8K post in this thread! Holy shiznit!

[RoboticSilence]

Shithead.

[RoboticSilence]

Stupid 8th grader! :]

[Wiccan][V][asta]

:noid:

[Wiccan][V][asta]

When you're good, you're good... :)

[JRwakebord]

oh hush. lol

[JRwakebord]

oh hush. lol

[Randuin]

keep going guys

[Randuin]

keep going guys

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by Randuin
keep going guys

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by Randuin
keep going guys

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence
Stupid 8th grader! :]

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence
Stupid 8th grader! :]

[Mr.Lee]

what a boring day at school...

[Mr.Lee]

what a boring day at school...

[Sum Yung Guy]

gawd i havnt been in school for *counts fingers* ....... 3 years heh and im *holds up eighteen fingers* many years old

[Sum Yung Guy]

i think im gonna give myself an infinite supply of gold for being soo damn cool

[Mr.Lee]

you dont like the school... do you?

[Mr.Lee]

you dont like the school... do you?

[Mr.Lee]

how about give me some :p

[Mr.Lee]

how about give me some :p

[Sum Yung Guy]

heh no i got a equivlency thingy

[Sum Yung Guy]

ok i give gold if you can tell my the name of the song that goes, 'its in our nature to destroy ourselves...' also who is it by,
and for 2xGold if you can tell my that song from Office space soundtrack that goes 'die muthafuckas die...''

[Mr.Lee]

a question... you need the author of that song u mean?

[Mr.Lee]

a question... you need the author of that song u mean?

[Sum Yung Guy]

uhh yeeeh

[HLomegasin]

Hey, what can't this thread be 5 stars rating?

[HLomegasin]

Hey, what can't this thread be 5 stars rating?

[Mr.Lee]

because some folks dont like spam

[Mr.Lee]

because some folks dont like spam

[HLomegasin]

damn, spam is what makes this a world record thread!!!

[HLomegasin]

damn, spam is what makes this a world record thread!!!

[Mr.Lee]

yes of course it do, what else will do that? ;)

[Mr.Lee]

yes of course it do, what else will do that? ;)

[Randuin]

syg... ur starting to be a spammer!!!!! *gasp*

[Randuin]

syg... ur starting to be a spammer!!!!! *gasp*

[Wiccan][V][asta]

I know, spam draws in more ppl daily... :/

[Randuin]

it's crazy... everyone gets addicted :)

[Randuin]

it's crazy... everyone gets addicted :)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Sometimes I wonder if that's good or bad... :/

[Randuin]

i like to tell myself it's good :)

[Randuin]

i like to tell myself it's good :)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Same here, yet then again if all our members start spamming... :/

[Randuin]

ya that why i keep telling them to shut down the chat room for a little bit sumtimes... so i sacrifice my own desire to spam... it helps the forum

[Randuin]

ya that why i keep telling them to shut down the chat room for a little bit sumtimes... so i sacrifice my own desire to spam... it helps the forum

[Wiccan][V][asta]

trashcan -_-

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta
Same here, yet then again if all our members start spamming... :/

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta
Same here, yet then again if all our members start spamming... :/

[Mr.Lee]

few posts to 2000 now...

[Mr.Lee]

few posts to 2000 now...

[Wiccan][V][asta]

So what's up?

[Strider Fury]

not a thang!:)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Hurrah! Someones here finally!

[Strider Fury]

i'm always here!;)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

So am I :)

[Strider Fury]

i'm hungry. this is supppuse to be my lunch period.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

lol then go eat

[Strider Fury]

then i'll be off to waste some motherhumpers in self-defence.

[Strider Fury]

pretend you are a pursesnatcher. i want to try something

[Wiccan][V][asta]

lol

[Wiccan][V][asta]

*snatches purse*

[Strider Fury]

who said i had a purse? *takes out a handgun and shoot winncan in the gronads*:D

[Strider Fury]

hello?

[Strider Fury]

HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!

[Strider Fury]

i think i killed him.

[Strider Fury]

hey wait a sec u cant killed people over the internet.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Yeah, ya did...

[Strider Fury]

cant you!?!!?!?!?!?

[Strider Fury]

NONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!

[Strider Fury]

why him loard!!!! he was still young!!!!! TAKE ME! TKE MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wiccan][V][asta]

*Wiccan strikes Strider down with lightening* :)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Incase ya can't tell I'm not dead...

[Strider Fury]

yeah i know i pulled that same move on my self0defence teacher adn then blood was everywere and people were screaming and i didnt dknow what wahs going on and so i shot a fewmore peole AND WHY COUNDL THEY JUST HVVE SHut THE FUCKD UP!!!!!! and i awkkeep running and a helicopter and police now chased me adn now asdfnds lOH NO I HEARD THE LAW BE VERY QUIET ALL AHH HES GOT MY HAIR WAHT ARE YOU DOING LET GO TOF ME IM NOT DONE YET LAFS SDLFJS AF
COMMUNISUM 3:14 AERW CFW

[Wiccan][V][asta]

WOAH! CALM DOWN! TIMEOUT!

[Wiccan][V][asta]

lol

[Strider Fury]

THE ONE YOu call Strider Fury is gone. From now on I will be known as Victor.

[Strider Fury]

sir from this point of time I would like to ask you are you a member of The Communism Bragand?

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Awww... :( I wanted to call you Ludwig...can I call you Ludwig?

[Wiccan][V][asta]

And nah, I'm not

[Strider Fury]

:)

[Strider Fury]

it can be so lonely in here sometimes:o

[Wiccan][V][asta]

I'm here with you Ludwig :) btw teehee look near your avatar and you will c what I did

[Strider Fury]

yep its just you and me. how about let say we get it ON tonight?

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Okay!!! lol

[Strider Fury]

or possibly right now?:D

[Wiccan][V][asta]

*whips off pants, looks down and cries* Got it shot off in Nam... :(

[Strider Fury]

:0ops:

[Strider Fury]

hey how do you become a moderator anyways?

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Be nice :)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

And be good at the forums, I'm very dedicated

[Strider Fury]

58.33 posts per day i can see wht you mean!

[Wiccan][V][asta]

lol yeah, I'm dedicated...

[Strider Fury]

lol yeah i got to go now i'll be back in a while..... have fun alone here with king2v1 or what his face.........

[Wiccan][V][asta]

hurrah! lol er, awww... don't leave me

[Wiccan][V][asta]

He's already gone *tear tear*

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Wow... 2614 posts! That's alot!

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Yeah it is Wiccan #1! That's only cause you're soo damn cool and 1337! :)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Why thank you Wiccan #2!

[Wiccan][V][asta]

You're welcome Wiccan #1! :)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

I wish there were more people here Wiccan #2 :(

[Wiccan][V][asta]

So do I Wiccan #1... people need to skip school to post with me... ;)

[Wiccan][V][asta]

I want to be posted with also Wiccan #2!

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Okay, we shall post once people get online!

[Wiccan][V][asta]

lol I'm just bored so I figured I'd do something SEMI constructive...

[WiccanIs1337]

This is also semi constructive... :)

[WetWired]

If you do half your spamming with another account, doesn't that mean that your posts per day will drop? Won't it confuse people? Do you really want to keep logging on and off?

Perhaps you should just stop spamming?
--WetWired

[WetWired]

If you do half your spamming with another account, doesn't that mean that your posts per day will drop? Won't it confuse people? Do you really want to keep logging on and off?

Perhaps you should just stop spamming?
--WetWired

[Mr.Lee]

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[Mr.Lee]

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