World Record Thread

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The great English poet John Keats died at the age of 26.

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The great English poet John Keats died at the age of 26.

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Without any greenhouse effect, Earth would be cold and lifeless with an average temperature of 0.4 degrees Fahrenheit

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Without any greenhouse effect, Earth would be cold and lifeless with an average temperature of 0.4 degrees Fahrenheit

[NonGayMan]

Max Payne smiley lol

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St. Patrick was not Irish. He was British, probably Welsh, and never saw Ireland until kidnapped by Irish raiders. After his escape, he became a priest and a bishop and returned to Ireland as a missionary. His success made him patron saint of Ireland

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St. Patrick was not Irish. He was British, probably Welsh, and never saw Ireland until kidnapped by Irish raiders. After his escape, he became a priest and a bishop and returned to Ireland as a missionary. His success made him patron saint of Ireland

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Every year, Mexico City sinks about 10 inches

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Every year, Mexico City sinks about 10 inches

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[NonGayMan]

I am Irish and Italian

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The human hand has 27 bones and 35 muscles

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The human hand has 27 bones and 35 muscles

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by NonGayMan
I am Irish and Italian
Im a spammer :D

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by NonGayMan
I am Irish and Italian
Im a spammer :D

[User Name # 1]

If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom

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If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom

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The Beatles' first Number 1 hit song was the 1964 "Love Me Do."

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The Beatles' first Number 1 hit song was the 1964 "Love Me Do."

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A bird sees everything at once in total focus. Whereas the human eye is globular and must adjust to varying distances, the bird's eye is flat and can take in everything at once in a single glance

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A bird sees everything at once in total focus. Whereas the human eye is globular and must adjust to varying distances, the bird's eye is flat and can take in everything at once in a single glance

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[NonGayMan]

I like to eat cheesy potatoe soup

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Japan is expected to overtake Sweden as the world's most geriatric nation by 2005

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Japan is expected to overtake Sweden as the world's most geriatric nation by 2005

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The first person other than royalty to be portrayed on a British stamp was William Shakespeare in 1964

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The first person other than royalty to be portrayed on a British stamp was William Shakespeare in 1964

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by User Name # 1
Japan is expected to overtake Sweden as the world's most geriatric nation by 2005
:whtusay: :eek: !!!

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Originally posted by User Name # 1
Japan is expected to overtake Sweden as the world's most geriatric nation by 2005
:whtusay: :eek: !!!

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Up until a couple of years ago it was an offence for a Hackney Carriage (a London Black cab) not to have a bale of straw on it's roof.

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Up until a couple of years ago it was an offence for a Hackney Carriage (a London Black cab) not to have a bale of straw on it's roof.

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[User Name # 1]

There is a town in Sweden called "A" and a town in France called "Y."

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There is a town in Sweden called "A" and a town in France called "Y."

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[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by User Name # 1
There is a town in Sweden called "A" and a town in France called "Y."
in sweden? wtf... Lol

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by User Name # 1
There is a town in Sweden called "A" and a town in France called "Y."
in sweden? wtf... Lol

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August is national sandwich month.

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August is national sandwich month.

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It is illegal to frown at cows in Bladworth, Saskatchewan

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It is illegal to frown at cows in Bladworth, Saskatchewan

[Mr.Lee]

mission is completed... 1400 post reached..
well i will STILL continue to spam anyways :D

[Mr.Lee]

mission is completed... 1400 post reached..
well i will STILL continue to spam anyways :D

[Mr.Lee]

do i get gold now Xenn or TacoX ?

[Mr.Lee]

do i get gold now Xenn or TacoX ?

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Mr.Lee
mission is completed... 1400 post reached..
well i will STILL continue to spam anyways :D


LOL ;)
You're a TRUE spammer ;)

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Mr.Lee
mission is completed... 1400 post reached..
well i will STILL continue to spam anyways :D


LOL ;)
You're a TRUE spammer ;)

[User Name # 1]

the longest worm in the world is the slowworm - its longest recorded length is 21 foot!!!

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the longest worm in the world is the slowworm - its longest recorded length is 21 foot!!!

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Oki, well i'll fix the 500 by tonight ;)

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Oki, well i'll fix the 500 by tonight ;)

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by User Name # 1



LOL ;)
You're a TRUE spammer ;)

hehe thx... :D

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by User Name # 1



LOL ;)
You're a TRUE spammer ;)

hehe thx... :D

[User Name # 1]

In the 20th Century, all US presidential elections were won by the taller man.

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In the 20th Century, all US presidential elections were won by the taller man.

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by User Name # 1
Oki, well i'll fix the 500 by tonight ;)
hehe yes u WILL :)

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by User Name # 1
Oki, well i'll fix the 500 by tonight ;)
hehe yes u WILL :)

[User Name # 1]

"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. Unless of course, you use the hunt-and-peck method

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"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. Unless of course, you use the hunt-and-peck method

[Mr.Lee]

What u CANT be.. Zelaron CAN be.. Come to Zelaron forums

[Mr.Lee]

What u CANT be.. Zelaron CAN be.. Come to Zelaron forums

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The dark spots on the moon that create the benevolent "man in the moon" image are actually basins filled 3 to 8 kilometers deep with basalt, a dense mineral, which causes immense gravitation variations

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The dark spots on the moon that create the benevolent "man in the moon" image are actually basins filled 3 to 8 kilometers deep with basalt, a dense mineral, which causes immense gravitation variations

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Most people by the age of sixty have lost 50 percent of their taste buds and 40 percent of their ability to smell

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Most people by the age of sixty have lost 50 percent of their taste buds and 40 percent of their ability to smell

[Mr.Lee]

Zelaron - The only place where teapots cant harm you.

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Zelaron - The only place where teapots cant harm you.

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Before the big bang, all the time and matter in the universe was crammed into one point called a singularity.

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Before the big bang, all the time and matter in the universe was crammed into one point called a singularity.

[Mr.Lee]

New members get dounuts for FREE.

[Mr.Lee]

New members get dounuts for FREE.

[User Name # 1]

Mr.Lee, What about DONUTS ??

[User Name # 1]

Mr.Lee, What about DONUTS ??

[Mr.Lee]

A penguin at other forums? At Zelaron you become a TRUE penguin.

[Mr.Lee]

A penguin at other forums? At Zelaron you become a TRUE penguin.

[User Name # 1]

oho ! same post at same time Mr.lee ;) :)

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oho ! same post at same time Mr.lee ;) :)

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The December 1946 issue of "Arizona Highways" was the first all-color issue of a nationally circulated magazine in the United States

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The December 1946 issue of "Arizona Highways" was the first all-color issue of a nationally circulated magazine in the United States

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by User Name # 1
Mr.Lee, What about DONUTS ??
err... erhm.. :o
exguse me , me silly anglizh :D

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by User Name # 1
Mr.Lee, What about DONUTS ??
err... erhm.. :o
exguse me , me silly anglizh :D

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The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.

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The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.

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An oast is a kiln used for drying hops, malt, or tobacco

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An oast is a kiln used for drying hops, malt, or tobacco

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The world consumes 1 billion gallons of petroleum a day

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The world consumes 1 billion gallons of petroleum a day

[Mr.Lee]

Zelaron - A true forum , A true friend , A true "CANT go away from it"

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Zelaron - A true forum , A true friend , A true "CANT go away from it"

[Mr.Lee]

what was the "its peanut butter jelly time" link?

[Mr.Lee]

what was the "its peanut butter jelly time" link?

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Mr. Potatohead was the first toy ever advertised on television.

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Mr. Potatohead was the first toy ever advertised on television.

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The duffel bag got its name from the Belgian town of Duffel, where the coarse, thicknapped woolen fabric used for the bags was manufactured

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The duffel bag got its name from the Belgian town of Duffel, where the coarse, thicknapped woolen fabric used for the bags was manufactured

[Mr.Lee]

They hammer you? Come to Zelaron - We hammer them.

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They hammer you? Come to Zelaron - We hammer them.

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It takes a sloth two weeks to digest the food it eats

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It takes a sloth two weeks to digest the food it eats

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Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood

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Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood

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Elephants are covered with hair. Although it is not apparent from a distance, at close range, one can discern a thin coat of light hairs covering practically every part of an elephant's body

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Elephants are covered with hair. Although it is not apparent from a distance, at close range, one can discern a thin coat of light hairs covering practically every part of an elephant's body

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The real name of director Stanley Kubrick was Terrence Nezman. His parents changed it on the second day after he was born

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The real name of director Stanley Kubrick was Terrence Nezman. His parents changed it on the second day after he was born

[Mr.Lee]

user name # 1 , what is "its peanut butter jelly time" link?

[Mr.Lee]

user name # 1 , what is "its peanut butter jelly time" link?

[User Name # 1]

Astronauts cannot belch (burp) in space because there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs

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Astronauts cannot belch (burp) in space because there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs

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A fetus in the womb can hear. Tests have shown that fetuses respond to various sounds just as vigorously as they respond to pressures and internal sensations

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A fetus in the womb can hear. Tests have shown that fetuses respond to various sounds just as vigorously as they respond to pressures and internal sensations

[Mr.Lee]

Zelaron - They ban u because of spam? We can ban ppl who flame spam.

[Mr.Lee]

Zelaron - They ban u because of spam? We can ban ppl who flame spam.

[Mr.Lee]

Zelaron : Where spam got gold.

[Mr.Lee]

Zelaron : Where spam got gold.

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Mr.Lee
user name # 1 , what is "its peanut butter jelly time" link?
Don't remember...

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Mr.Lee
user name # 1 , what is "its peanut butter jelly time" link?
Don't remember...

[User Name # 1]

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight and pull 30 times its own weight

[User Name # 1]

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight and pull 30 times its own weight

[Mr.Lee]

ok... never mind then... if i waste your time to spam :)

[Mr.Lee]

ok... never mind then... if i waste your time to spam :)

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Mercury has been known since about the third millennium B.C. The planet was given two names by the Greeks: Apollo, for its apparition as a morning star, and Hermes as an evening star. Greek astronomers knew, however, that the two names referred to the same body

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Mercury has been known since about the third millennium B.C. The planet was given two names by the Greeks: Apollo, for its apparition as a morning star, and Hermes as an evening star. Greek astronomers knew, however, that the two names referred to the same body

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in 15 posts i'll have time to search ;)

[User Name # 1]

in 15 posts i'll have time to search ;)

[Mr.Lee]

Penguins doll for you... Zelaron Forums

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Penguins doll for you... Zelaron Forums

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Jupiter's moon Io is the most volcanically active object in the solar system

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Jupiter's moon Io is the most volcanically active object in the solar system

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If they are well treated, camels in captivity can live to the age of fifty

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If they are well treated, camels in captivity can live to the age of fifty

[Mr.Lee]

We hide you.. we protect you.. we guard you... Just be a PENGUIN - Zelaron

[Mr.Lee]

We hide you.. we protect you.. we guard you... Just be a PENGUIN - Zelaron

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise

[User Name # 1]

Most dust particles in your house are made of dead skin

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Most dust particles in your house are made of dead skin

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Man has tiny bones once meant for a tail and unworkable muscles once meant to move his ears

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Man has tiny bones once meant for a tail and unworkable muscles once meant to move his ears

[User Name # 1]

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

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Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

[Mr.Lee]

Zelaron - We are the top forum @ the world... in SPAM

[Mr.Lee]

Zelaron - We are the top forum @ the world... in SPAM

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We actually do not see with our eyes - we see with our brains. The eyes basically are the cameras of the brain. One-quarter of the brain is used to control the eyes

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We actually do not see with our eyes - we see with our brains. The eyes basically are the cameras of the brain. One-quarter of the brain is used to control the eyes

[User Name # 1]

A tenth of the 7 million tons of rice grown in the U.S. each year goes into the making of beer

[User Name # 1]

A tenth of the 7 million tons of rice grown in the U.S. each year goes into the making of beer

[Mr.Lee]

At other forums you become "little brother" at Zelaron you become... a PENGUIN brother

[Mr.Lee]

At other forums you become "little brother" at Zelaron you become... a PENGUIN brother

[User Name # 1]

In ancient Athens, the olive tree was considered sacred. With all of its fruit belonging to the state, the death penalty was imposed on anyone caught cutting one down

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In ancient Athens, the olive tree was considered sacred. With all of its fruit belonging to the state, the death penalty was imposed on anyone caught cutting one down

[User Name # 1]

The ostrich has only two toes, unlike most birds, which have three or four

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The ostrich has only two toes, unlike most birds, which have three or four

[User Name # 1]

In an average lifetime, a human eats 8 spiders (When you sleep they crawl in your mouth and swallow them!):P

[User Name # 1]

In an average lifetime, a human eats 8 spiders (When you sleep they crawl in your mouth and swallow them!):P

[Mr.Lee]

At Zelaron you can be a penguin without shame and be calld a penguin without shame and act like a penguin... you're a penguin at Zelaron

[Mr.Lee]

At Zelaron you can be a penguin without shame and be calld a penguin without shame and act like a penguin... you're a penguin at Zelaron

[User Name # 1]

Caviar, or fish eggs, contain the same healthful omega-3 fatty acids as salmon

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Caviar, or fish eggs, contain the same healthful omega-3 fatty acids as salmon

[User Name # 1]

Limes are picked when green to distinguish them from lemons

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by User Name # 1
In an average lifetime, a human eats 8 spiders (When you sleep they crawl in your mouth and swallow them!):P
yew... :eek: :noid:

[User Name # 1]

Limes are picked when green to distinguish them from lemons

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by User Name # 1
In an average lifetime, a human eats 8 spiders (When you sleep they crawl in your mouth and swallow them!):P
yew... :eek: :noid:

[User Name # 1]

Snakes and lizards have teeth which are continually replaced throughout their life.

[User Name # 1]

Snakes and lizards have teeth which are continually replaced throughout their life.

[Mr.Lee]

hehe 500 posts now :) , i did learn much from your post

[Mr.Lee]

hehe 500 posts now :) , i did learn much from your post

[User Name # 1]

501 th ;)

[User Name # 1]

501 th ;)

[Mr.Lee]

this is enough for me i think... for now... :D

[Mr.Lee]

this is enough for me i think... for now... :D

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Mr.Lee
hehe 500 posts now :) , i did learn much from your post

I start to love spam ;)

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Mr.Lee
hehe 500 posts now :) , i did learn much from your post

I start to love spam ;)

[Mr.Lee]

hehe thats GREAT

[Mr.Lee]

hehe thats GREAT

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Mr.Lee
this is enough for me i think... for now... :D
yep , same for me.
I'll try found jelly crap ;)

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Mr.Lee
this is enough for me i think... for now... :D
yep , same for me.
I'll try found jelly crap ;)

[User Name # 1]

At Mr.Lee , Here it is : http://etrata.home.attbi.com/flash/banana.swf

[User Name # 1]

At Mr.Lee , Here it is : http://etrata.home.attbi.com/flash/banana.swf

[Mr.Lee]

ok thx...

[Mr.Lee]

ok thx...

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Mr.Lee

err... erhm.. :o
exguse me , me silly anglizh :D


Oh , I read back, and notice this.
I wasn't correcting you the typos of DONUTS, the fact is that we both posted at the same time, except a few second for you, and your post came before mine. We had same idea at same time.

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Mr.Lee

err... erhm.. :o
exguse me , me silly anglizh :D


Oh , I read back, and notice this.
I wasn't correcting you the typos of DONUTS, the fact is that we both posted at the same time, except a few second for you, and your post came before mine. We had same idea at same time.

[User Name # 1]

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What u CANT be.. Zelaron CAN be.. Come to Zelaron forums
Zelaron - The only place where teapots cant harm you.
A penguin at other forums? At Zelaron you become a TRUE penguin.
Zelaron - A true forum , A true friend , A true "CANT go away from it"
They hammer you? Come to Zelaron - We hammer them.
Zelaron - They ban u because of spam? We can ban ppl who flame spam.
Zelaron : Where spam got gold.
Penguins doll for you... Zelaron Forums
We hide you.. we protect you.. we guard you... Just be a PENGUIN - Zelaron
Zelaron - We are the top forum @ the world... in SPAM
At other forums you become "little brother" at Zelaron you become... a PENGUIN brother
At Zelaron you can be a penguin without shame and be calld a penguin without shame and act like a penguin... you're a penguin at Zelaron
:) love them ;)

[User Name # 1]

Mr. Lee adds :

What u CANT be.. Zelaron CAN be.. Come to Zelaron forums
Zelaron - The only place where teapots cant harm you.
A penguin at other forums? At Zelaron you become a TRUE penguin.
Zelaron - A true forum , A true friend , A true "CANT go away from it"
They hammer you? Come to Zelaron - We hammer them.
Zelaron - They ban u because of spam? We can ban ppl who flame spam.
Zelaron : Where spam got gold.
Penguins doll for you... Zelaron Forums
We hide you.. we protect you.. we guard you... Just be a PENGUIN - Zelaron
Zelaron - We are the top forum @ the world... in SPAM
At other forums you become "little brother" at Zelaron you become... a PENGUIN brother
At Zelaron you can be a penguin without shame and be calld a penguin without shame and act like a penguin... you're a penguin at Zelaron
:) love them ;)

[Hellmonkeys]

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

[Hellmonkeys]

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

[Hellmonkeys]

Penguins are g0d.

[Hellmonkeys]

Penguins are g0d.

[Hellmonkeys]

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

[Hellmonkeys]

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

[Hellmonkeys]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[Hellmonkeys]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[Hellmonkeys]

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

[Hellmonkeys]

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

[Hellmonkeys]

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

[Hellmonkeys]

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

[Hellmonkeys]

TacoX is my hero.

[Hellmonkeys]

TacoX is my hero.

[Hellmonkeys]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[Hellmonkeys]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[Hellmonkeys]

I really like poatoes.

[Hellmonkeys]

I really like poatoes.

[Hellmonkeys]

1 1=90

[Hellmonkeys]

1 1=90

[User Name # 1]

There are more electronics in a walkman than there are in a Sidewinder heat seeking missile!

[User Name # 1]

There are more electronics in a walkman than there are in a Sidewinder heat seeking missile!

[Hellmonkeys]

Its not good to bone goats.

[Hellmonkeys]

Its not good to bone goats.

[Hellmonkeys]

Frogs are the devil...seriously...this one killed my grandpa.

[Hellmonkeys]

Frogs are the devil...seriously...this one killed my grandpa.

[Hellmonkeys]

I went to hell...then back again...actually it was just Afganistan.

[Hellmonkeys]

I went to hell...then back again...actually it was just Afganistan.