World Record Thread

[JohnnyTAE]

Mr lee I hope you take no offense at this but me you and wiccan are all fobs

[Mr.Lee]

underlord? why not HIGHlord? :p

[Mr.Lee]

underlord? why not HIGHlord? :p

[JohnnyTAE]

lol guess it just comes first

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE
Mr lee I hope you take no offense at this but me you and wiccan are all fobs
what did you mean with that?

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE
Mr lee I hope you take no offense at this but me you and wiccan are all fobs
what did you mean with that?

[JohnnyTAE]

It's hard to explain but we are all fobs nice to have a new member and thats you

[Mr.Lee]

ah... k :confused: , hehe anyways... :rolleyes:

[Mr.Lee]

ah... k :confused: , hehe anyways... :rolleyes:

[JohnnyTAE]

lol

[JohnnyTAE]

Nice sig lee I like

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE
Nice sig lee I like
Im glad to hear it :istone:

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE
Nice sig lee I like
Im glad to hear it :istone:

[JohnnyTAE]

yeah right lee you don't even smoke chronic :D

[Mr.Lee]

*eating* a huge sandwich with lot of peanut butter :p

[Mr.Lee]

*eating* a huge sandwich with lot of peanut butter :p

[Mr.Lee]

*drinking cider, listning on music and watching porno*:D

[Mr.Lee]

*drinking cider, listning on music and watching porno*:D

[Mr.Lee]

*afk*

[Mr.Lee]

*afk*

[Chruser]

Two nurses, whahay :D

[Chruser]

Two nurses, whahay :D

[thatdude331]

i like porn pon is good j/k ^

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by tacoX
Hey all, if we can post about 20k+ times on this one post, we would prlly beat a world record somewere. It would be pretty sweet, just try to post a fucklord on the shiznat.

---> Gold will be rewarded for every 100 posts on this thread. Amount varys <---

[Mr.Lee]

Originally posted by tacoX
Hey all, if we can post about 20k+ times on this one post, we would prlly beat a world record somewere. It would be pretty sweet, just try to post a fucklord on the shiznat.

---> Gold will be rewarded for every 100 posts on this thread. Amount varys <---

[Mr.Lee]

818...

[Mr.Lee]

818...

[Mr.Lee]

819...

[Mr.Lee]

819...

[Mr.Lee]

820

[Mr.Lee]

820

[Mr.Lee]

*afk* for now...

[Mr.Lee]

*afk* for now...

[thatdude331]

test sig

[Boomerang]

whatever.

[Boomerang]

this

[Boomerang]

will

[thatdude331]

ha ha flash sig

[thatdude331]

what then

[Boomerang]

be

[Boomerang]

cool!!

[I)ark_Phoenix]

thatdude, cool sig~

[I)ark_Phoenix]

thatdude, cool sig~

[Teddybearian]

y

[Teddybearian]

y

[Teddybearian]

a

[Teddybearian]

a

[Teddybearian]

that waz coool

[Teddybearian]

that waz coool

[Teddybearian]

i gonna keep spam

[Teddybearian]

i gonna keep spam

[Teddybearian]

hehe

[Teddybearian]

hehe

[Killah]

teddy...ur the gayest spammer on zelaron














*shoots teddy with his 7mm!!!!!*

[Killah]

teddy...ur the gayest spammer on zelaron














*shoots teddy with his 7mm!!!!!*

[Teddybearian]

because i dont like spamming

[Teddybearian]

because i dont like spamming

[Teddybearian]

dose any one plays b-ball here

[Teddybearian]

dose any one plays b-ball here

[Jamesadin]

baseball or basket ball?

[Jamesadin]

I play baseball though

[JRwakebord]

used to play baseball, then went to lacrosse, now im doing track....

[JRwakebord]

used to play baseball, then went to lacrosse, now im doing track....

[Jamesadin]

Base ball practice in 50 min for me

[Jamesadin]

I like to spam!

[Jamesadin]

SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jamesadin]

POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[JRwakebord]

baseballs fun to play or watch at the stadium, but boring to watch on TV

[JRwakebord]

baseballs fun to play or watch at the stadium, but boring to watch on TV

[Jamesadin]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPAM!

[Jamesadin]

OGIMINOGABOO!

[Jamesadin]

I LIKE POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[Jamesadin]

I ALSO MADE MY SIG!!

[Jamesadin]

THIS ONE IS 270!

[JRwakebord]

this one is 1203

[JRwakebord]

this one is 1203

[Teddybearian]

like my sigs

[Teddybearian]

like my sigs

[JRwakebord]

the first one doesnt really seem to relate to you at all

[JRwakebord]

the first one doesnt really seem to relate to you at all

[Teddybearian]

it is because i m a nba news poster but i have to but that on give me some more time

[Teddybearian]

it is because i m a nba news poster but i have to but that on give me some more time

[Teddybearian]

heheh but do u like it

[Teddybearian]

heheh but do u like it

[JRwakebord]

i dunno. i dont pay any attention to basketball, so it doesnt interest me

[JRwakebord]

i dunno. i dont pay any attention to basketball, so it doesnt interest me

[Teddybearian]

it porobabaly take about 2 days to finish that sig because i have alot on hmwk

[Teddybearian]

it porobabaly take about 2 days to finish that sig because i have alot on hmwk

[JRwakebord]

spam around the clock!

[JRwakebord]

spam around the clock!

[JRwakebord]

well, good luck with the sigs. hope they come out kool

[JRwakebord]

well, good luck with the sigs. hope they come out kool

[Teddybearian]

they will

[Teddybearian]

they will

[JRwakebord]

cant wait to see the finished products

[JRwakebord]

cant wait to see the finished products

[JRwakebord]

we need more people in here!! lets go!!!

[JRwakebord]

we need more people in here!! lets go!!!

[JRwakebord]

who here is smart enough to read this?

[JRwakebord]

who here is smart enough to read this?

[JRwakebord]

i know i am

[JRwakebord]

i know i am

[Wiccan][V][asta]

i am

[JRwakebord]

yay!! wiccans smart!!!

[JRwakebord]

yay!! wiccans smart!!!

[Wiccan][V][asta]

lol if you use fagget insted of a colour it automatically uses pink... lmao

[JRwakebord]

LOL lemme try

hahaha

[JRwakebord]

LOL lemme try

hahaha

[JRwakebord]

hmmm... went red for me....

[JRwakebord]

hmmm... went red for me....

[JRwakebord]

maybe its random...

maybe??

[JRwakebord]

maybe its random...

maybe??

[JRwakebord]

nope. red again. wiccan? any ideas?

[JRwakebord]

nope. red again. wiccan? any ideas?

[JRwakebord]

maybe if....

blahblahblah

[JRwakebord]

maybe if....

blahblahblah

[Wiccan][V][asta]

just type =color after spoiler.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

[V][asta]see?

[JRwakebord]

hey there we go!!! ok, i feel smart now lol

i was spelling it with "got", not "get"

[JRwakebord]

hey there we go!!! ok, i feel smart now lol

i was spelling it with "got", not "get"

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Try using your name insted of a colour...

[JRwakebord]

im using my name as well

[JRwakebord]

im using my name as well

[JRwakebord]

lol weird colors

[JRwakebord]

lol weird colors

[JRwakebord]

hey do u know what title is after Satan??
cuz im getting close....

[JRwakebord]

hey do u know what title is after Satan??
cuz im getting close....

[Killah]

look at the time it is spam:30 :D

[Killah]

look at the time it is spam:30 :D

[Killah]

hmm..any 1 got sum good jokes?

[Killah]

hmm..any 1 got sum good jokes?

[Killah]

i got a few GOOD ones..but they are racist..so i dont wanna get banned..

[Killah]

i got a few GOOD ones..but they are racist..so i dont wanna get banned..

[Killah]

yall heard that song by the big tymers- still fly?

[Killah]

yall heard that song by the big tymers- still fly?

[Killah]

it is a good song..u should d/l it..the background music is Gilligan's Island :D

[Killah]

it is a good song..u should d/l it..the background music is Gilligan's Island :D

[JRwakebord]

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

[JRwakebord]

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

[Killah]

Gator boots!!!

[Killah]

Gator boots!!!

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Killah
i got a few GOOD ones..but they are racist..so i dont wanna get banned..

i think aslong as u take them as just jokes, and u dont personally believe them, it should be ok

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Killah
i got a few GOOD ones..but they are racist..so i dont wanna get banned..

i think aslong as u take them as just jokes, and u dont personally believe them, it should be ok

[Wiccan][V][asta]

lmfao!!!!

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta
lmfao!!!!

lol yah i love that one. one of my all time favorites :D :]

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta
lmfao!!!!

lol yah i love that one. one of my all time favorites :D :]

[Killah]

lol nice joke

[Killah]

lol nice joke

[JRwakebord]

FUN THINGS TO DO IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while
yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your
butt cheeks

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
"Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to
the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it
so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
"Born Free."

[JRwakebord]

FUN THINGS TO DO IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while
yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your
butt cheeks

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
"Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to
the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it
so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
"Born Free."

[Killah]

well zel said NO racial slurs..it isnt funny without them in it so hey are pointless 2 say

[Killah]

well zel said NO racial slurs..it isnt funny without them in it so hey are pointless 2 say

[JRwakebord]

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hig!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

[JRwakebord]

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hig!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

[Killah]

lol JR those are amusing

[Killah]

lol JR those are amusing

[Killah]

aigh well im off to bed..night hoes

[Killah]

aigh well im off to bed..night hoes

[JRwakebord]

THE MAN WHO LOVED BAKED BEANS

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion
for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an
embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met
a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would
marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the
marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme
sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his
birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down.
Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her
that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way
home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked
beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk
he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home.
It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and
before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.

All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he
felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed
somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most
wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a
blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the
table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was
beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was
about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again
made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she
went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the
opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was
not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time
breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about
him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came
on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel
engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he
tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would
dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon
winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a
minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells
he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top
of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when
his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if
he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not
peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated
around the table for his surprise birthday party.

[JRwakebord]

THE MAN WHO LOVED BAKED BEANS

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion
for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an
embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met
a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would
marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the
marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme
sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his
birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down.
Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her
that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way
home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked
beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk
he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home.
It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and
before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.

All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he
felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed
somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most
wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a
blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the
table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was
beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was
about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again
made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she
went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the
opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was
not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time
breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about
him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came
on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel
engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he
tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would
dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon
winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a
minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells
he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top
of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when
his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if
he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not
peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated
around the table for his surprise birthday party.

[JRwakebord]

good night!!

[JRwakebord]

good night!!

[Wiccan][V][asta]

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.
Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak.
She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch.
In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."

[JRwakebord]

LMAO!!!! thats awesome

[JRwakebord]

LMAO!!!! thats awesome

[JRwakebord]

hmm... what else....

[JRwakebord]

hmm... what else....

[Wiccan][V][asta]

This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed.
However, as soon as they settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch."

[JRwakebord]

lol. its amazing how fast opinions change, isnt it?

[JRwakebord]

lol. its amazing how fast opinions change, isnt it?

[JRwakebord]

A PSYCHOLOGY EXPERIMENT

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the
bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her
and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a
while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with
you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks
back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She
smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a
graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

[JRwakebord]

A PSYCHOLOGY EXPERIMENT

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the
bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her
and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a
while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with
you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks
back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She
smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a
graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

[JRwakebord]

In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer products:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO
ROOM TEMPERATURE
BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids -
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED
PORTION LIKE
A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR
APPROXIMATELY 5
MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)

12. On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
(And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(Too late! You lose!)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

15. On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

17. On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
(Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
(Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
(I'm glad they cleared that up.)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT
DOES NOT
ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

22. On some frozen dinners:
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. On Nightly sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
(Duh!)

[JRwakebord]

In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer products:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO
ROOM TEMPERATURE
BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids -
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED
PORTION LIKE
A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR
APPROXIMATELY 5
MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)

12. On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
(And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(Too late! You lose!)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

15. On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

17. On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
(Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
(Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
(I'm glad they cleared that up.)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT
DOES NOT
ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

22. On some frozen dinners:
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. On Nightly sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
(Duh!)

[HLomegasin]

Nice one you got there!

[HLomegasin]

Nice one you got there!

[Nardwuar]

why dont you all forget about our real world lives and start another thread like this and try to post as much as possible in the shortest amount of time, of wait, you guys dont have a real life, sorry i forgot

[RoboticSilence]

MORE POSTS GODDAMN YOU!

[RoboticSilence]

And someone make me a goddamn sig... PLEASE. :D

[Mr.Lee]

hey! according to the jokes i also posted some...

[Mr.Lee]

hey! according to the jokes i also posted some...

[JohnnyTAE]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence
And someone make me a goddamn sig... PLEASE. :D

wiccan already made you a sig why do you want another?

[Mr.Lee]

he dont like it...?

[Mr.Lee]

he dont like it...?

[JohnnyTAE]

guess so

[Mr.Lee]

actualle i dont like it... do you?

[Mr.Lee]

actualle i dont like it... do you?

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence
And someone make me a goddamn sig... PLEASE. :D

why? i like yours

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence
And someone make me a goddamn sig... PLEASE. :D

why? i like yours

[JRwakebord]

TSOS!! TSOS!!! its aweosme!! lol

[JRwakebord]

TSOS!! TSOS!!! its aweosme!! lol

[JRwakebord]

TSOS!!TSOS!!!

[JRwakebord]

TSOS!!TSOS!!!

[Teddybearian]

WOW U GOT 1309 ALREADY

[Teddybearian]

WOW U GOT 1309 ALREADY

[Teddybearian]

did u spam all night

[Teddybearian]

did u spam all night

[Teddybearian]

i like to spam

[Teddybearian]

i like to spam

[Teddybearian]

hehe

[Teddybearian]

hehe

[Teddybearian]

428

[Teddybearian]

428

[Teddybearian]

i m a spammer

[Teddybearian]

i m a spammer

[www.com]

So... I can just spam in this and for no good absolute reason? Thats pretty cool, although i dont like spam... In fact i hate spam, but since i am SUPPOSED to spam here, i will :) :)

[www.com]

George Bush Rapes goats... and cows.... and horses, and he likes to mollest little boys.. lol lol


He is not a good president.

[Teddybearian]

lol...zzz...

[Teddybearian]

lol...zzz...

[Teddybearian]

:spam:

[Teddybearian]

:spam:

[Wiccan][V][asta]

blah

[JRwakebord]

i love spam even more than you. and no, i did not spam all night.

[JRwakebord]

i love spam even more than you. and no, i did not spam all night.

[Teddybearian]

no :spam: more

[Teddybearian]

no :spam: more

[Wiccan][V][asta]

blah

[Raziel]

Jesus. 279 pages of this. Stop before you hit 666 or everybody will suffer! SUFFER!!!!

[Wiccan][V][asta]

4172 posts so far... holy shit! :)

[Strider Fury]

4173! :count: :count: :count::count: :count:

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Teddybearian
no :spam: more

wanna bet?

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Teddybearian
no :spam: more

wanna bet?

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Raziel
Jesus. 279 pages of this. Stop before you hit 666 or everybody will suffer! SUFFER!!!!

eh, i could use some excitement in my life

[JRwakebord]

Originally posted by Raziel
Jesus. 279 pages of this. Stop before you hit 666 or everybody will suffer! SUFFER!!!!

eh, i could use some excitement in my life

[Strider Fury]

9:00pm, my place, tonight :whore: :bitch: :istone: :istone: :istone:

[JRwakebord]

erm.... no..... i prefer woman... preferably like the one in pozer's sig. speaking of the devil, wheres he been lately? anybody know where pozer is?

[JRwakebord]

erm.... no..... i prefer woman... preferably like the one in pozer's sig. speaking of the devil, wheres he been lately? anybody know where pozer is?

[JRwakebord]

i havent seen him post in about a week i think

[JRwakebord]

i havent seen him post in about a week i think

[Strider Fury]

nan i think he just posted this week about how he got into this "flame protected suit" and so i got in there with him if u know what i mean :D

[McScrotum Itch]

the next person to post in this thread is gay

[talenaskittie]

ppppfffffttttt...

[Sum Yung Guy]

:bones: :flamer: :fire: :head: :hanged:

[Sum Yung Guy]

http://dlkauos.homestead.com/files/stfu.jpg

[thatdude331]

haha that was like the funest thing i ever seen ::stoned::

[Teddybearian]

:spam:

[Teddybearian]

:spam:

[Teddybearian]

:spam::spam:

[Teddybearian]

:spam::spam:

[Hellmonkeys]

I Love You Taco!

[Hellmonkeys]

I Love You Taco!

[Hellmonkeys]

Fuck me in the goat ass!

[Hellmonkeys]

Fuck me in the goat ass!

[Hellmonkeys]

Crap on a stick!

[Hellmonkeys]

Crap on a stick!

[Hellmonkeys]

Piss on the hill!

[Hellmonkeys]

Piss on the hill!

[Hellmonkeys]

I love potatoes!

[Hellmonkeys]

I love potatoes!

[Hellmonkeys]

Is that a hamster in your pants are you just happy to see me?