World Record Thread

[Lenny]

Vodka can be nice...:D...a hot tub is nice...:D:D...two fine ladies can round off the whole evening pretty well...:D:D:D

It's a shame about the last point...I'm only 15...:(...ah well...so...hung over today???

[kaos]

That doesn't mean shit...you and me, we're the same :(...we just need about 1/8 of an inch added to our penis size so we can fit in and drink vodka while watching two lesbians get it on in the hot tub.

[JRwakebord]

Who said I stopped at watching? ;)

[Lenny]

But then...that's a full...take the 2...carry the 7...3 inches!!! WOW!!!

Oh wait...my bad...12 inches...:p...forgot the 9...

[JRwakebord]

So... I'm hungry. What should I eat?

[Medieval Bob]

But you don't own a sombrero!

[undeadzombieguy]

Ridiculous! 2 weeks ago it was minus 20 degrees celcius, now it's 18 degrees celcius plus!

[JRwakebord]

That's pretty damn cold. Almost as cold as the bitch I hung out with last night.

[Lenny]

Poor you...:(

How about bacon??? Everyone likes bacon...you can't beat eating bacon...unless you eat more bacon, with a bit of sauce...toasted bread...melting butter...:D:D

[JRwakebord]

Ooo... I could definitly go for some bacon right now

[undeadzombieguy]

I wish downloading was instant.

[Lenny]

Can you get bacon via modem??? Ready cooked??? With all the extras???

[undeadzombieguy]

Hmm, you can try the E-Mcdrive, go to the McDonalds website, search for a mcbacon, open your cd drive and wait for one to pop out.

[JRwakebord]

Or go to the supermarket and buy some.

[undeadzombieguy]

bUT THEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO GO OU...OUTSIDE!!!!! :scared:

[JRwakebord]

The sunlight! It burns!

[undeadzombieguy]

Nah, it's already dark here. I'm talking about the moon and it's evil jewish glow! :cry:

[JRwakebord]

Ah. Well its still pretty bright here on the East Coast.

[Kaneda]

Nah, it's already dark here. I'm talking about the moon and it's evil jewish glow! :cry:
LMAO!

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[JRwakebord]

Guys! I have seen the light! I am Zonalonally-aware!!

[Kaneda]

Praise the lord you have found the path of the truly rightous.

[JRwakebord]

Hallelujah!!

[Lenny]

I find it eaiser to use the fridge...

[JRwakebord]

So eat whatever's in the fridge.

[undeadzombieguy]

My fridge is filled with milk, cheese, cucumber, sweet chilli sauce, spicy chilli sauce, eggs, butter, strawberry jam, corned beef, chicken filet, smoked salmon, tuna, mayonaise, apples, coca cola vanilla, orange juice, sausage, beef salad, ceasar salad and mustard.

[JRwakebord]

Eeewwwww Vanilla Coke. Go with the chicken filet.

[Kaneda]

Mmmm, vanilla goodness...

[JRwakebord]

God, I hate that stuff. Just has the worst aftertaste ever.

[Lenny]

Never tried it...am I missing out???

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I got about 2 shelves of bacon in the fridge...and I probably won't have eaten it all by the time it goes out of date...:(

[Kaneda]

I hate that. Go buy some preservatives and shoot that pig full of it.
Ya vanilla coke is the shiznit!

[i no kung fu]

Never tried it...am I missing out???

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I got about 2 shelves of bacon in the fridge...and I probably won't have eaten it all by the time it goes out of date...:(
where the fuck do you live lenny

[i no kung fu]

ya vanilla coke is the shit

[Lenny]

Lancashire.

North-West England.

It's a somewhere off the coast of mainland Europe...

[Kaneda]

Somewhere unknow to all those but the resident inhabitants. Up until the turn of the century the Lancashires were a peacefull race of people much like the Atlantians, but now one man has discovered thier secret/

[Kaneda]

La, la , la, la, l,a! I like chips! and i like fish! and i like chicken, and pork, and beans! M M MM. La la la ala lal ala! I can't wait for the new botnet core! Heh heh heh. It's gunna B sweeeet. la la lal lal al allla. :D :D :D

[undeadzombieguy]

I just ate milk.

[Lenny]

Lancastrians...the people of Lancashire are called Lancastrians...

Such as the people of Manchester are Mancunians, the people of London are Londonians and the people of Liverpool are Scousers...

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I've realised I haven't been posting my little updates about the me and Jen situation that you asked for...

To be honest, I'm beginning to think that the only thing that can realisticly happen is us becoming good friends...

She likes someone else...that's something, she always likes someone else...yet it is never the same person...a few weeks ago it was a Chris...a month or so before that was a Josh...now it's a Ziggy...hmmm...weird thing the female mind...who knows how it really works...

Horrible thought...if she went on to a phase when she liked Dom...my god, I think I'd go crazy...and he wouldn't stop gloating even if his life depended on it...

That thought doesn't bear thinking about...

[undeadzombieguy]

I can give you Jenny, if you give me your soul.

:fire:

[Lenny]

O-K...you're not crazy... :weird:

[undeadzombieguy]

Thank you! Everybody keeps telling me I am, the doctor already put me on heavy medication and hypnotherapy.

[undeadzombieguy]

I love it.

[Kaneda]

Mmmm hypnotherapy.

[JRwakebord]

I try to steer clear of anything involving "hypno", after what happened at Prom with the singing and dancing and whatnot....

[Kaneda]

whatnot: blurred images of men on top of you, passing out again, waking up w/ 2 pairs of panties stuffed in your butt crack, and a pigs head sitting on the bed post. Maybe?

[JRwakebord]

No, whatnot being me thinking I was on American Idol, and so I started singing the Marilyn Monroe version of Happy birthday. "Happy Birthday Mr. President", whilst trying to seduce the male judge with my dancing, with the entire school armed with video cameras in the audience.

[Kaneda]

Hm. We had guys like that come to our senior class something or other... That musta been hella funny. Happy birthday Mr. President...

[JRwakebord]

Yah, even I have to admit it was pretty amusing. The worst part though, was "waking up" and not knowing what had happened, and having everyone start cracking up whenever they looked at me. I wasn't allowed to see the tape until the next day, but when I did... oh man. It was amazing.

[Kaneda]

Man, I had that happen to me once too, except it was cause I (proabably)almost overdosed some pills. I woke up and it was like 2 days later. And I had no idea what happened the past day and a half. Then people started telling me things and I was Damn, this sucks. I'm not doing pills nemore.

[Lenny]

We don't have proms in England...:(...it seems to me like I'm missing out...

But we have disco's, and you have dances...so you're missing out on the disco bit...:D

[Lenny]

:D...I'm happy! Things are looking good! :D:D

It may be the alcohol talking...or it may be something else...

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

FREE HAPPINESS FOR ALL!!!!!!!

[Kaneda]

YES! ....
....

....

So whens this supposed to kick in?

[Lenny]

It kickeded in many minutes ago for moi...:D...many many manynyn minutes ago...:D

I don't know...

Spread a little happiness everlybody!

[Kaneda]

:) Damn.............................................. .............................................damn!

[JRwakebord]

Sometimes I hate myself for my own stupidity. I forgot I had email notification on for subscribed threads. That, coupled with not checking my email for a week, meant that when I opened my inbox, i had 335 emails from Chruser telling me about new posts. I wanted to kill him for a second, until I realized that it was my own damn fault :(

[Kaneda]

Haha. You suck.


Just kidding. I'm so high. :D

[JRwakebord]

Always fun. You should take a look at this then.

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cometogether.php

[Kaneda]

OMG! I can't take it anymore. lol thats some crazy shit. Hilarous though!

[JRwakebord]

Try this one on for size...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ifeelfine.php

[Lenny]

I've just realised...I'm a senior memeber...:D:D:D...

MORE FREE HAPPINESS FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaneda]

That 1 didn't do nething. But I turned my speakers up real loud, and there wierd noises coming from it... o_O

[JRwakebord]

Yah, it's giving me that same problem now. It's supposed to be The Beatle's "I feel fine", with more trippy animation. I showed my friend when he was high, he completely lost it. I damn near cried laughing watching him.

[Lenny]

Getcha happiness! Getcha free happiness! 2 quid an ounce! Special Wednesday offer, 2 ounces for 4 quid! 6 ounces for 8 quid!

Albatross!

[Kaneda]

I wouldn't mind 6oz of happiness.

[Lenny]

8 pounds please my good man.

Albatross...

[Kaneda]

Well on a more important note. I just had some bacon!

[Lenny]

Alba...bacon??!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

You've got me salivating...

'S like Pavlov's dogs...:p

Whenever someone has bacon, they should link to a bell noise in their post...we'll all be salivating on our keyboards in no time...:D

Albatross!

[JRwakebord]

*ding-a-ling*

Drooling yet?

[Lenny]

Nearly...

Albatross!

[Kaneda]

I drool when I smoke pot, until the cotton mouth kicks in. Anyone ever take a huge bong rip and drool comes out? lol, I'm usually good at keeping it in my mouth but I've seen people do it.


Condor!

[Lenny]

Albatross!

Mr. Bob will get the reference of "Albatross!"...at least most probably he will...

[undeadzombieguy]

Never... but I do love the feel of cotton mouth... I get the same kind of effect, altough, it's just for a couple of minutes, when I've been to the dentist. I'm guessing it's because of the gloves they use? :confused:

[JRwakebord]

That, or the actual cotton things they stick in there to absorb moisture

[KagomJack]

One small step for man, one giant leap for fagkind!

[KagomJack]

Master Kagom: Also, it's good to know that sometimes I talk in my sleep
Master Kagom: o.o
<Name deleted>: :P
Master Kagom: I'm serious
Master Kagom: I woke my dad up once talking to him in my sleep
<Name deleted>: ...
Master Kagom: >.>
Master Kagom: <.<
<Name deleted>: yeaah
Master Kagom: What >.>
<Name deleted>: Why were you in bed with him?
Master Kagom: ah ha ha ha
Master Kagom: I went on a fishing trip with my famliy
Master Kagom: *family*
Master Kagom: dad, uncle, aunt, cousins
<Name deleted>: :P
Master Kagom: and the rooms were uber small
Master Kagom: like
Master Kagom: 2-3 people to a bed
Master Kagom: and one person slept in the chair
<Name deleted>: Right, understandable
Master Kagom: hehe
Master Kagom: What were you thinking when I said that?
<Name deleted>: I.. well odd thoughts
Master Kagom: *chuckles* understandable
Master Kagom: I may be from the south, but I ain't THAT southern

I thought it was humorous a conversation

[Thanatos]

Would have been better if foxes were present though, huh?

[Kaneda]

It's like having a french tickler attached to your g/f's ass.

[KagomJack]

But in this conversation, a fox was me!

[Grav]

"*chuckles*"

Fuck that shit.

[JRwakebord]

Yah, thats basically what anal sex entails....

[KagomJack]

Actually, there's a whole procedure to anal sex...but I'm not going to disclose that information on a public forum simply because I find that to be kinda tasteless and no one is gonna use it...well...almost no one.

[Lenny]

Albatross!

[Lenny]

For all those that were moaning about my new sig...how's this??

\/

[KagomJack]

Thou hath one testicle!

[Lenny]

Albatross!!

I know, I found the second a couple of days ago, changed my sig, and lost it, so I changed the sig again...:p

Albatross!

[KagomJack]

Bright-eyed and bushy tailed is a squirrel on crack.

[undeadzombieguy]

Did you lower the quality? It doesnt look as smooth as it originally did (when Kaos made it).

[Kaneda]

He probably resized it a couple times and ruined it or something... o_O first day of work. lol. it's lunch time. I'm at home right now eating ice... work sucks. I have to stand alot. Oh well. atleast im high. and most of them probably arn't. suckers.

[KagomJack]

That sounds wonderful!

[Kaneda]

LMAO! I wrote eating ice. Haha. I meant icecream. No my feet though, have bruises on the bottoms cause I haven't done that much standing or walking for like 5 months! LOL! Thats terrible. omg I'm a lazy sack of shit.

[Kaneda]

Oh and the pain was so unbearable, I had to force myself to get extra high. :D

[JRwakebord]

Where do you work?

[Kaneda]

This place called freescale, it's a branch of motorola. the division that makes all of the cpu silicon chips for things. It's crazy inside the "clean rooms" well the whole place is wierd, bit inside those rooms, it's like fucking resident evil, star wars shit. :haha: I've got the coolest job there though! what perfect luck for a stoner! i feel blessed. I think the dude that started training me 2day after lunch was high, like me. Hahaaha. He was all showing the the same stuff over again. and I work w/ the most laid back people in the "fab" the actually shake hands. haha. your not supposed to. :D
Woot I own.

[JRwakebord]

Wait, you're not supposed to shake hands? What kind of facist workforce do they run there?? Unless it's to keep things clean, static-free, and the like...

[Lenny]

Yep. I'm a gonna try make it better when I get back from London...

[undeadzombieguy]

I like London.

[Kaneda]

Ya they don't shake handsm I'm sure they say something about cleanliness. o_O

[undeadzombieguy]

No gloves?

[Kaneda]

Plenty of gloves! We wear a suit, blue shoe booties(like in a hospital), boots, hairnets, a hood that covers everything but our eyes, which are covered by glasses. Gloves liners, gloves, and if ne thing gets on the gloves, or the rip, more gloves over those. And then b4 we enter the lab, we have to take a air shower. :D tehe.

[undeadzombieguy]

Uncomfortable?

[Kaneda]

Eh. It's not too bad. It gets hot somtimes. But I just like looking cool. Ya I know I'm lame.

[JRwakebord]

Plenty of gloves! We wear a suit, blue shoe booties(like in a hospital), boots, hairnets, a hood that covers everything but our eyes, which are covered by glasses. Gloves liners, gloves, and if ne thing gets on the gloves, or the rip, more gloves over those. And then b4 we enter the lab, we have to take a air shower. :D tehe.


Oh I didn't know it was that kind of clean room. Makes a lot more sense now.

[Kaneda]

Yup. So ne ways. Hm OH I just remember what I was gunna post about. ;)

[JRwakebord]

And.....?


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[Kaneda]

Haha. I guess I forgot to post it. But I don't remeber what it was so oh well.
I was sitting here reading threads and I thought they had all been closed. Cause they're was no quick reply button or box. Then I realized I wasn't logged in, haha.
Oh I remeber now. Haha, so all yesterday I kept laughing cause I kept wondering if you farted if it would disturb the particle sensors... It was hilarous at the time. So far 2day we've pretty much sat around. Saturdays are the shiz.

[Kaneda]

Ben Stein thinks gas prices are going to go down. They're at 2.00 unleaded now here! Ack.

[Kaneda]

The boy in the MJ trial, the victim, his finger prints were found on a porno in Michael Jacksons bedroom or something.

[JRwakebord]

$2.09 here

[undeadzombieguy]

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[undeadzombieguy]

Love how it says extreme gaming forums on that banner thing on top...

[Kaneda]

To the max.

[Kaneda]

ONLY 2 HOURS BISHES! Move faster clock...

[Kaneda]

Hmm, hmmm, hm hm.

[KagomJack]

I'm back from a fun-filled weekend :o

[Kaneda]

Oh ya. Did you get some?

[KagomJack]

How did you know that o.o

[Grav]

Head from guys doesn't count, though..

[KagomJack]

What makes you think I'd count that?

[Grav]

Same goes for otters and foxes, so sorry.

[KagomJack]

Wasn't counting them. I only count people. People who are alive and are tangible.

[JRwakebord]

I count numbers.

[undeadzombieguy]

I've lost count. :(

[Kaneda]

Real gansta ass niggas don't flex nuts, cause real gansta ass niggas know they got em.

[Kaneda]

When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gunna do? Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[Kaneda]

Fap! Fap!

[KagomJack]

DIE MUTHAFUCKA
DIE MUTHAFUCKA
DIE MUTHAFUCKA
DIE MUTHAFUCKA

I love that song :D

[Lenny]

ALBATROSS!!!!!!!!!!

Do you Americans turn forward and backward your clocks???

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I'm back...:D...the Resident Crazy Guy has entered thew metaphorical building...:D

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Hey, that's not too bad. 3 days or so away and still an activity of 84%...:D

[KagomJack]

http://www.proudparenting.com/page.cfm?Sectionid=65&typeofsite=snippetdetail&ID=1204&snippetset=yes

[JRwakebord]

What the fuck. Now I'm pissed. You're a fucking doctor, you treat people. End of story. Don't you DARE discriminate over who you treat. That's fucking wrong.

[KagomJack]

I agree all the way. It has nothing to do with my being gay, really. To deny anyone treatment simply because they aren't what you want is just plain out wrong.

[Lenny]

That's bloody ridiculus...fucking Catholics...getting stupid bills passed...

[Lenny]

Albatross!!!

[Kaneda]

If you were a man I'd punch you right in the face. You hear me Audra! Right in the face!

[Lenny]

Albatross!!!

[Kaneda]

Condor!

[Lenny]

Albatross!!!

[Lenny]

Anywho...

*Whistles a tuneless tune*...:p...

What's everyone's thoughts on...love???

ALBATROSS!!!!!!!!!

[Kaneda]

I FUCKING HATE B.NET! Thats what I think about love! GOD DAMNIT! GOD DAMNIT! STUPID TEMP BANS! GRRR! *WISHES TO BE SUPER UBER HACKER SO HE CAN DESTROY B.NET* GOD DAMNIT!

[JRwakebord]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

[KagomJack]

Love is like an organic. It seems hard on the outside, but if you let it grow and cultivate it, when you look inside, you will see that it is soft and beautiful.

[Kaneda]

How is organic a noun?

[JRwakebord]

Maybe he meant an organic product? Because "organic" is definitly an adjective...

[Lenny]

You get the Monty Python reference??? :D:D:D:D:D I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!

[Lenny]

Anywho...for one last time...ALBATROSS!!!!!!!

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What's everyone's favourite Monty Python sketches and the such???

One of my favourites has to be the penultimate supper...


Pope: Look! The last supper is a significant event in the life of our Lord, the penultimate supper was not! Even if they had a conjurer and a mariachi band. Now, a last supper I commissioned from you, and a last supper I want! With twelve disciples and one Christ!


Michelangelo: One?!

Pope: Yes one! Now will you please tell me what in God's name possessed you to paint this with three Christs in it?

Michelangelo: It works, mate!

Pope: Works?

Michelangelo: Yeah! It looks great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones.

Pope: There was only one Redeemer!

Full thing found at: http://www.mat.upm.es/~jcm/michelangelo.html

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He he he...

[Lenny]

Ni! Ni Ni Ni!!!

[Kaneda]

Hail Zonalon!

[JRwakebord]

This parrot is no more!

[KagomJack]

http://www.wolftimbers.org/pictures/Keeley-left_Ittiko-right.jpg

Hooray????

[Kaneda]

Quote the parrot...nevermore.

[KagomJack]

It's raven, not parrot!

[Kaneda]

Foxy want a cracker?

[Lenny]

Albatross!!!!!!!

[Original Sin]

ABATTOIR!!

So much fun, so much time.

[KagomJack]

Foxy wants a cock ~.~

[KagomJack]

By the way, you just set your ass up for that comment =P

[Kaneda]

No you think? Cracker = white male... err err

[Lenny]

Alabatross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KagomJack]

I Fucked Your Mom In The Ass Last Night With A Cheese Grinder, French Omlette And A Spleen Of A Cow

[Lenny]

ALBAFUCKINGTROSs!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!

NOT CONTAIN SIGNIFICANT CONTEnT???!! IT ALLOWS ALBATROSS ON IT'S OWN, BUT PUT A FUCKING IN IT...AND NOOOOOO...........*GRUMBLE*

Anywho, enough of Cap Locks...'tis giving me a headache...

[KagomJack]

I love saltine crackers :D

[Lenny]

ALBATROSS!!! MUAHAHAHA*cough* nnnnnnn....I'm too old for this...

[Kaneda]

I'm at working getting paid 11.50 to sit on my ass. It's great I couldn't get a better job. First off, theres so many cool things to look at while your high. The wafers (big disk that is made up of alot of small computer chips) are these crazy colors, and they're all reflecty and stuff. Plus it's the same temp all the time. And whenever a machine goes down, or the computer systems are messing up, we HAVE to sit and do nothing. Cause we could mess up alot of stuff. :D

[god hates you]

God hates all of you.....

[Lenny]

And you...ALBATROSS!!!

What if we don't believe in this so-called God?? If we don't believe s/he exists, then how can s/he hate us??

[Kaneda]

That's easy. Just cause you don't believe he exists doesn't mean that he doesn't, and that he can't hate you.
But none the less he doesn't exist. And even if he did, I could give a rats ass if he hates me.

[Lenny]

If I can't see you, then logically, you can't see me...:p...

Albatross!!

[Lenny]

Doo-bi-doo...doo-bi-day...

[JRwakebord]

Beware of the penguins

[Lenny]

The penguins?? Why the penguins?? In their little tuxedo suits...on their own little continent...with all the ice...OMG!

http://www.timbu.org/images/evil_penguin.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v385/winsty/penguins.gif

[JRwakebord]

DIdn't you ever see that Coor's Light ad?

"dooby-dooby-dooo..... Enjoy your Coor's Light, but beware of the penguins"

[Lenny]

Nope. We might get differnt ads here in England...

[JRwakebord]

Probably. That and the face that the ad I'm reffering to is probably 6 or 7 years old.

[Lenny]

Fair enough...ALBATROSS!!!

[JRwakebord]

SPAM!!

The skit, not the post.

[Lenny]

Penguin!!!

[Kaneda]

We Need More Cowbell! We Need More Cowbell! We Need More Cowbell!

[Lenny]

CLOWS!!!!!!!! http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/16/

[Kaneda]

OMG! CLOWS! Thats fucking tight.

[JRwakebord]

http://collegehumor.com/?movie_id=132777

[Lenny]

Jesus! That's HORRIBLE!!!

[JRwakebord]

HAHAHHA yah I know. I also knew that there was no way I couldn't share that with you people.

[Lenny]

Fair enough...

Now where was I??

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"You are too beautiful for one man alone...so I brought along my brother!!"

[Kaneda]

That shit is wierd! Omg! I guess atleast if your going to be deathly fat, you should enjoi it.

[JRwakebord]

Suicidal bunnies? wtf??

http://sexy.dapaura.com/crazy/bunny/

(safe for work)

[Kaneda]

NIce, I like the one where they were all stacked on the guilloten(?).

[Lenny]

These are fucking awesome!! I got both books...:D:D:D:D:D

[Kaneda]

Quote the raven "WARK!"...


Stupid chocobos...get the fuck outa here you dumb bird!

[Kaneda]

OMG LOOK AT MY SIG! Let it be unleashed upon the world!

[JRwakebord]

Quote the raven "WARK!"...


Stupid chocobos...get the fuck outa here you dumb bird!


I prefer "wort".

As in: WORT WORT WORT!

[JRwakebord]

http://sexy.dapaura.com/crazy/bunny/images/096ym.jpg

[Kaneda]

I'm pretty sure the game says it as "Wark" but I could have seen that on a strat guide or something.

[Kaneda]

Omg Teh Clows!

[Lenny]

That sig is fucking awesome!!

[Kaneda]

I could stare at it forever! O_O

[Lenny]

o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O

Can you not attach things to this thread?? Oh...and I had a great stary thingy...

[JRwakebord]

http://www.frozenden.x3fusion.com/flash/kittenc.html


so addicting...

Post your high scores!

[Lenny]

He he he...this is like the yeti-sports things...

Score coming in a bit...

The time is...7:15 here...1:15 for you guys...and my high score so far is...986ft. If you don't believe me, I have the printscreen here.

[undeadzombieguy]

This is just pure luck... My best score so far has been 2000ish... but that was a week ago.

[Lenny]

Fucking hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's some luck you got there...

[kaos]

most I got was 1500...

[Lenny]

1500??

You all play on your computers too much...there's you over 1000...and here's me not...

[Kaneda]

Ok. Mr I click New Posts every 30 seconds.

[i no kung fu]

Lenny did u ask that one girl out yet?I don't wanna read thru all this shit so just tell me.

[Kaneda]

Don't I have the godliest signature in the whooole world?

[Kaneda]

It's called a CLOW! ---^

[Kaneda]

Errrr *I can only post every 22 seconds* ----V

[undeadzombieguy]

You know it's pretty easy. Just set the cannon at the height you prefer, I got mine on 31. Then just hold space. This way it will shoot at near maximum speed and when the shot is over, it automatically starts the next shot.

Just use something to keep the spacebar down and leave it on a night... That's how I imagine those people that got 4000 to have done it...

[undeadzombieguy]

In south africa some dogs were killed by angry villagers. The dogs have had sex with a 12 year old girl in the village. The other villagers grew suspicious of the matter and decided to keep an eye on her. So then they caught her in the act with 3 dogs. The villagers went crazy and killed the dogs...

[undeadzombieguy]

Anyone in for some good old ultraviolence?

[Kaneda]

meh, I'm not much for ultraviolence. Not that I'm opposed to violence. I'd just rather get high and watch fruity tuity poots.

[Kaneda]

Mmm, vanilla yogurt is the best.

[Lenny]

Nope. And I don't think I'm gonna...we're too good friends so...if we break up or have an arguement then I lose a good friend...so...

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A friend of mine just emailed me saying he beat me...:(...nice to see a game that promotes friend rivalry...:p

[Lenny]

He he he...30 seconds...:p...not every 30 seconds...

[kaos]

OMFG;;;

THIS ACCT HAS BEEN suspEnDED

[Kaneda]

What account?
Paypal...?

[kaos]

No, lol...the kitty canon link...but i found it again on newgrounsd

[Lenny]

Ever been on Yetisports???

[Kaneda]

Little do we know that this site d/l's a virus onto your computers. Anyways the link didint work for me.
*clow*

[Kaneda]

Does my sig make ne1 load slow?

[KagomJack]

Session 9 is a fucked-up movie.

[Kaneda]

What is it about?

[Lenny]

Your sig don't make my loading time slow...:D...not really possible with 1mb connection...:D...

[Lenny]

The download speeds are fucking awesome!!! :D:D:D:D:D

[Lenny]

I can download whatever I want...quickly...YAY!!!!!!!!!

[Lenny]

I think I should try a new outlook on life...

[Kaneda]

Ya new outlooks on life are quite wholesome. They can really put things into perspective for you.

[Lenny]

Anywho...so what type of new outlook on life should I try?? Everyone's a commie...the world is made of chocolate or OMG! I'M THE ONLY SANE PERSON LEFT!!!???

[Lenny]

:D...I'm the last post user in each section of the Off-Topic forum...:D...go Lenny...:D

[undeadzombieguy]

1mb connection? :confused:

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[undeadzombieguy]

Not anymore

[undeadzombieguy]

Same old,
cca?c}
c same old

[undeadzombieguy]

.space
^doesnt work.

[Lenny]

Yep. 1mb...:D...

[undeadzombieguy]

1mbps?

or can you download with 1 mb/s... :confused:

[Lenny]

A connection speed of 1mb...and a download speed of around 97kb/s...which is near enough 1mb/s...pretty fast...though not the fastest...I got friends with speeds of 4mb and 8mb...

[undeadzombieguy]

Got It!

[undeadzombieguy]

Blue team, on my mark. Breach, bang and clear that room.

got it!

clear!!

GOGOGO!!

GET ON THE GROUND NOW! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!

what the! ah shitz its the cops!

*pepperspray in the face*

AAAAHHHHH

GET YOU HANDS ON YOUR BACK NOW!

OKAY OKAY, DAMN...

Central, we got a suspect ready for pickup.

Got it gold, proceed mission objectives.

[Lenny]

What's your connection speed??

[undeadzombieguy]

3.2mbps.

[Lenny]

:(:(:(

And you let me be all happy about how fast 1mb is...when you've got over 3 times that...that was mean...

In other news...

OMG!!! THE POPE DIED!!!!

[Lenny]

:(:(:(

And you let me be all happy about how fast 1mb is...when you've got over 3 times that...that was mean...

In other news...

OMG!!! THE POPE DIED!!!!

POT IS OUT! THE POPE IS IN!!!

[kaos]

FUCK THE POPE!

POT is in...CRACK IS IN!

[Kaneda]

How come police is pernounced the way it is. and lice is spelt the way it is? Doesnt the e at the end make it sound the same as police. god damn language.

[kaos]

I dunno. Either way. I hate them both.

[Kaneda]

Crack es malo.

[JRwakebord]

http://www.zeronews-fr.com/flash/70s.php

what...the...fuck...

[undeadzombieguy]

OMG ROFL look at that dudes face... :haha:

[undeadzombieguy]

...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel:

Vin Diesel will counter hadoken with yoga flame.

[Kaneda]

I Cast Level 5 Lawsuit!