World Record Thread

[undeadzombieguy]

Try again.

[Lenny]

...when I was 14-15...

YOu mean you're not 14-15 now?! How old are you?

I've been thinking you are 14-15...

[JRwakebord]

That's kinda how I perceive most of the people here, with the exceptions of the staff and the Dragoons.

[Kaneda]

Haha. Ya, cause being staff would immediatly mean they are older. I think I have a pretty good idea of every1s ages on here actually. Although I always thought Mantra was 22ish.

[undeadzombieguy]

YOu mean you're not 14-15 now?! How old are you?

I've been thinking you are 14-15...

...:(

I'm 18.

[undeadzombieguy]

Can someone tell me what's in the "Dont open this thread" thread?

[Lenny]

Where's that thread?

[Lenny]

From what I can gather without clicking the Do not click this link link, it's some kind of male stripper thingy. Possibly a video. Possibly of -Spector- trying to be a male stripper.

Scray stuff.

[gruesomeBODY]

yea that stripper thing was def gay. It kinda scared me. Everything that i have rfead here clearly indicates that all of us range from 18-22. Im 19 by the way

[Lenny]

13 - about 30 I think.

Slaynish is either 13 or 14, and Doofus AW is around 30 I think. He may be older, though there's as much chance that he's younger. I'm pretty sure there are older members somewhere.

I'm 15.

[JRwakebord]

I'm too afraid to open the Do Not Open Thread.

[undeadzombieguy]

You have overcome your fear of opening the thread, and even went as far as posting in it!!! GOOD JOB, JRWAKEBORD, YOUR BRAVE SPIRIT IS AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL!!!

[JRwakebord]

Yah, my curiousity overcame my fear. I resisted for a day or two, then gave in.

[Kaneda]

Bravery? Or weakness perhaps...

[JRwakebord]

Or just insatiable curiousity.

[Lenny]

They only way to resist temptation is to give in to it.

[JRwakebord]

exactly!

[undeadzombieguy]

Not really, if I resist it long enough I'll usually just forget about it. Still havent opened that thread.

[JRwakebord]

Has anyone hereseen "Spamalot" yet?

[undeadzombieguy]

No.

No.

[Kaneda]

The world needs wanabees, hey hey do that brand new thing.

[Kaneda]

I can read your mind

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[Kaneda]

http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_duel.html

[Kaneda]

http://www.drugsense.org/wodclock.htm

Mmmmhmmm.

[Dar_Win]

They should have Chruser on Family Guy. Dont ask. okkk? good. ok STOP!

[Kaneda]

http://www2.abc.net.au/fly/flysui/flysui.html

I hate flys..

[Kaneda]

http://mirrored.flabber.nl/britney.lookalike/

Wooooo... Wait a second. What? Come again.

[Lenny]

God help us all.

That fly thing is hard. My personal best is 1 fly. :)

[JRwakebord]

http://mirrored.flabber.nl/britney.lookalike/

Wooooo... Wait a second. What? Come again.


Yah, I've seen that before. And it's weird cuz.. he's cute looking, dammit! WTF?

[Kaneda]

Heh I got 2 flys lenny and ya its very hard..

[undeadzombieguy]

Haha... imagine hitting on that at a party and the suprise when he drops his pants later on... OR maybe he got his dicked tucked in and the only way you're going to notice something wrong is when you stick it in or eat his man pussy...

Holy shit...damnit.

[Lenny]

I've never been any good with chopsticks...all the instructions on the packets are for right-handers, I've got to read them ffrom the back of the packets. Try and get the reflection of them. :(

[Wigguls Worth]

C7ikcvm3nbjh

[badboy]

And banned.

[JRwakebord]

Lol that was quick. A friend of d3v, I assume?

[Lenny]

Don't you remember Wiggulsworth?! A right bastard he was.

[JRwakebord]

A right bastard? So basically d3v

[Lenny]

Yet he wasn't actually D3V I don't think...

[JRwakebord]

d3v-ish...

[Original Sin]

So, I have no clue who this guy is and I know a little about d3v, came around close to his dimiss, so all I saw was the dumb shit...I guess. I couldn't really tell, never bothered to read any of his earlier stuff.

[undeadzombieguy]

Eh, I read his old threads a couple of days ago.. they're too much funny! I cant believe they banned this guy... well okay I do believe it since he was troll, but he was a funny troll. :(

[Kaneda]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/8158/prplsex6kb.gif

[Kaneda]

I often feel like I need to do somthing to my renders but I don't know what...

[Kaneda]

Freaking suck. Thats all I have to say. Suck.
I just don't have the creative insight to make original spiffy sigs. Or I suppose any artwork for that matter... o.O Then again I'm still pretty noob at PS. I like my current one the best so far just because it's just different.

[Kaneda]

http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/4163/fieldmoon7nt.gif

[Kaneda]

Huge improvement from ^, the blue just wasn't going over well w/ the folliage.
http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/327/fieldmoon5qb.gif

[Kaneda]

Does any1 know a site where I can put all of these and I can just link people to it? Almost like a gallery? I guess I could just do myspace thing right? Can I put up massive pictures on those things?

Actually I kinda like that one w/ the chick. The more I compare mine to other peoples on different sites the harsher I get, but overall theyre not to bad. :o

[Kaneda]

Wow.. I edited a post in the WRT. Thats a no no.
So the myspace thing is gay. Thats not going to work.

[Kaneda]

Good ol' Photobucket. :D
http://photobucket.com/albums/a17/KanedaSigs/

[Lenny]

Those are amazing!

I especially like the one with the moon in the background, blue foliage and green sky. Reminds me of a few of my doodles.

[undeadzombieguy]

Your current sig reminds me of one of my old ones, also with blood.

I'm curious, did you use Angry Blue's blood brushes? They've got some good ones.

[Kaneda]

No I didn't but I have a Angry Blue font. Good work.

[Lenny]

Lesson for the day: Never let bacon enter your thoughts whilst doing Biology work.

[Kaneda]

Lenny lenny lenny... If you ever want to pass that class your going to have to stop thinking about your teachers bacon while hes giving lessons.

[Kaneda]

Well Lenny is it true?
http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/italy.html

[Lenny]

Definitely. :)

Though the French are almost as bad... :p

[undeadzombieguy]

Lmao the thing about crossing the street in Italy is definitely true, it's horrible.

[JRwakebord]

It's like that trying to cross a street in London, too!

[Lenny]

That's most probably becuase there are so many cars...and they don't have the regular zebra crossings. You've got to press the button on the posts on either side and wait till the green man shows up, then hurry across. Where there are normal zebra crossings though cars have to stop to let you cross if you are waiting.

[undeadzombieguy]

Yea, at least in London most cars stop at a red light instead of speeding up to avoid having to wait for pedestrians to pass, like they do in Italy... :wierd:

[Lenny]

And the French...musn't forget the French...

Stupid French...

[JRwakebord]

The French do suck, I'll agree wtih you there.

[Lenny]

Everyone hates the French...and the French hate most other countries...especially the English...and the Welsh hate the English...and the Scottish hate the English...and those in South Ireland hate the English...and many in Northern Ireland hate the English...and those in the South of England hate those in the North of England and vice versa...and those living in the Midlands of England just get on with life and live in bloody stupid towns and cities like Milton Keynes...

[Kaneda]

Basically humans hate each other, for no reason most of the time.

[Kaneda]

NEO!!!

http://www.justbewise.net/matrix.html

[Lenny]

Yay! That's going straight into my favourites.

A friend found it last tech lesson but wouldn't give me the URL... :(

[JRwakebord]

That's fucking ill!

[gruesomeBODY]

wait JR u hate the french and your 100% french. Thats awesome. I love the italians and im 100%

[JRwakebord]

I am 100% american. And NOTHING ELSE.

[Kaneda]

FRENCHY! FuCK YOU

[Kaneda]

Your degowop friend narked on you.

[Kaneda]

Im Italian too so I can say that ;) I don't think ppl are even racist towards those races anymore.. atleast in America.

[JRwakebord]

We're not racist, we just hate France as an entity.

[Lenny]

Stupid Frenchies...

[undeadzombieguy]

FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE!!!

oh....wait...that's still wrong right? :wierd:

[undeadzombieguy]

WOWWOWO.

Got my first test of this year, tomorrow.

[undeadzombieguy]

Am I studying? NO, you silly! I'm posting on zelaron and playing GW isntead!

[undeadzombieguy]

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[undeadzombieguy]

I wish... :(

[Lenny]

Miaow!

Miiiiiaaaow!

MiaW!


Crazy cats...

[Lenny]

I had a really bad night last night. Went to sleep, about 6 O'clock I wake up having just nutted my bedpost and giving myself one hell of a shiner...half an hour later I wake up having gouged a big chunk out of my little finger...

Was a crazy dream...I rugby talcked someone (which made me nut the bedpost) and some psycho knifed my little finger (which is how I gouged the chunk out of it).

The thing is, I haven't a damned idea what I actually did to my finger.

If these vicious dreams carry on I'll wake up dead tomorrow!

[JRwakebord]

I had a really bad night last night. Went to sleep, about 6 O'clock I wake up having just nutted my bedpost

o_O Whaaaaaaa?

[Kaneda]

:D >.< Maybe racked himself? Otherwise that rugby got him really exicted...

[JRwakebord]

I'm still fuckin disturbed...

[Lenny]

It was a vicious dream...and I nutted my bedpost. I still don't know how I cut my finger though...

And this morning I woke up with the most spectacular bed hair...stubborn too. I've been walking around all day with half a bloody afro...

[undeadzombieguy]

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[JRwakebord]

Do you even KNOW what "nutted the bedpost" means?

[Lenny]

It isn't one of these innuendos is it?

Someone told me today that they reckon I didn't actually nut my bedpost but got caught up in the moment of one of my crazy trumpet solos and hit myself in the face with the bell-end (of the Trumpet).

You can hours of fun with Trumpet Innuendos...I did a whole 15 minute English presentation on them for my English Speaking and Listening thingy for GCSE last year. :D

[Kaneda]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html

Haha! Crackhead!

[Kaneda]

http://www.sofake.com/

Sweet

[Kaneda]

http://www.iloveegg.com/winopen_ani/eggsong.htm

I love you.

[Lenny]

Now that's a site and a half.

That reminds me...must watch the other episodes of Hotel...

[Wed-G]

Now that's a site and a half.

That reminds me...must watch the other episodes of Hotel...

Hotel? You British people and your TV'o'Doom!

RED DWARF RULES!!!!!

[undeadzombieguy]

http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=976

HAHAHA! I saw that a while ago and I lost the link, FOUND IT YAY!

Too fucking funny. :haha:

[undeadzombieguy]

Yes, Red Dwarf is good.

[Kaneda]

http://stream.qtv.apple.com/qtv/fox/http/searchlab/farmsluts/farmsluts_ref.mov

God damn popups!
What the hell is Red Dwarf?

[JRwakebord]

Hahah I love that thing!

[Lenny]

You don't know what Red Dwarf is?!

OMG!!!

[JRwakebord]

I don't either.

[Lenny]

Oh... :(

[JRwakebord]

What is it?

[undeadzombieguy]

On board the mining ship Red Dwarf, the slovenly and lazy Third Technician Dave Lister is sentenced to eighteen months in stasis for smuggling an unquarantined cat on board. Three million years later, he is revived to discover he is the sole surviving crew member on board the ship following a nuclear disaster, and very probably the last human being alive in the universe. But he is not alone. Also on board is HOLLY, the senile computer powering the ship; an intangible hologrammatic version of Second Technician Arnold Rimmer, his pompous and cowardly immediate superior; The Cat, a humanoid evolved from Lister's pet cat; and Kryten, a neurotic android. And so this motley crew goes where no one has gone before, in search of adventure, women, and a really good vindaloo...

[undeadzombieguy]

I STOLE THAT SUMMARY!

k!

[Lenny]

You beat me to it...

http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/

[Wed-G]

Anyone seen The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy? It makes me wish I was born British... :(

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"Ford"

"Yes, Arthur?"

"I think I'm a sofa..."

"I know how you feel"

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"Cheeky... cheeky mouse..."

[Kaneda]

*cringes at the sights, and description of Red Dwarf*
Sounds utterly stupid and looks terribly low budget. Then again, I guess the same things could be said about Monty Python.

[JRwakebord]

Hitchhikers guide is fucking amazing, both the book and movie. My single favorite passage from the entire series is this:

Vogon poetry is the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kris. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve-book epic entitled My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leaped straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.

[undeadzombieguy]

Hmm didnt really like the hitchhikers guide all that much.

Yes Kaneda, Red Dwarf is old and looks low budget but that doesnt matter, it only adds to the ridiculousness of the show. It's good.

[Lenny]

You can't beat Biritsh humour... :p

It's amazing how many good things have come out of such a small country...

And how on earth did we manage to not only rule 2/3 of the world but start the whole Industrial Revolution?

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Red Dwarf is an amazing program. Nowhere else will you find a hologram that hates itself...

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The Hitchhikers Film wasn't as good as the books. Though Adams did write the film script...or at least most of it.

It was still a good film though.

[PrinceVaati]

http://www.funnyheck.com/londonunderground.html

Enjoy :P

[Lenny]

That song is awesome!

I've got the album with that on on my MP3 player, and I've learnt all the guitar chords for it... :)

[Kaneda]

Dear god

[Lenny]

Muahahahahaha!

[Wed-G]

Muahahahahaha!

"I think he is a psycho."

"Good job, of chap."

Misquote, but oh well. SPAMINATOR!

[Original Sin]

Umm, yea see, hmm...I'm gonna need you to, umm, yea....not, umm, post like that, yea....that'd be, umm, great.

Ok, so yea, umm, that's all, I guess.

[Lenny]

MR BUNNY!!!

I've still got him as my signature on a few forums... :D

And as for the quote from Domolordy...I still don't think much of it...

And what, may I ask, is wrong with being a Psycho?

BANANA!

[JRwakebord]

In pajamas!

[Lenny]

Walking down the stairs...

GRAVY!

[JRwakebord]

No, dammit!

"Are coming down the stairs"

[Lenny]

I'll give you that, bit it's PYJAMAS! Not Pajamas!

[JRwakebord]

And it's "color", not "colour"

[Lenny]

English English came first... :)

Google "Bananas in Pajamas" then "...in Pyjamas". You get far more for Pyjamas. Therefore Pyjamas it is.

Case closed.

Anyway, it's an Australian program and they, like us, spell it as "Pyjamas". Just 'cos you're America doesn't mean that you have to have everything spelt your way. American books and films and whatever we get haven't got everything spelt in the English way, why should you have everything spelt in the American way?

[JRwakebord]

Because we kicked your ass in 1776, 1812, and we can do it again.

[Lenny]

I'd heard about 1776, who hasn't, but 1812 I hadn't.

This was an insult to the flag, and had Jefferson chosen to go to war with England he would have had considerable support. Instead he decided to clamp an embargo on American trade. In New England scores of prosperous shipowners were ruined, and a number of thriving little seaports suffered an economic depression from which few recovered.

Sounds like he shot himself in the foot...

[JRwakebord]

You'd never heard of the War of 1812? It was when you guys finally decided to recognize us as independant.

[Lenny]

Nope, never heard of it.

You mean we didn't recognise you as Independent until 42 years after you guys won the Civil War...well of course you won the Civil War, it was a Civil war...you know what I mean.

Wait, the Independence document thingy wasn't signed until 1812 or somethgin was it?

I'm confused...I've never done American History in my life.

[Jessifer]

*sob* Guys...My uterus exploded. And it hurts...a lot...

[Lenny]

I got owned by a Rugby ball in PE...bent down to pick it up and it bounced and smacked me in the face.

Looks like we're all in the wars today.

[Jessifer]

*sob, fetal position* OH GODZ...THE PAIN!

[Lenny]

Surely if your uterus exploded you'd be slightly...dead?

[Lenny]

Or maybe not...

My bad.

[Jessifer]

*twitch, whimper*

[Lenny]

Don't worry, you'll get over it soon. I'm sure you can regrow one of those things...

[Jessifer]

Once a month, for most women.

[Lenny]

There you go then.

[Jessifer]

But it's also monthly pain.

[Lenny]

That's a point.

[JRwakebord]

So you're MenstrualChunks!!

[Kaneda]

Lawl!

[Kaneda]

Menstration must be some kind of conditioning, as far as the pain goes. Perhaps for childbirth?

[undeadzombieguy]

Yes for both the man and women. The man gets conditioning too from all the bitching during menstruation which he will no doubt also experience during pregnancy.

[undeadzombieguy]

http://www.alldumb.com/item/16558/

Lol... getting caught was probably the better alternative.

[Lenny]

Ha ha! Stupid guy... :p

[Jessifer]

...OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

:rolleyes:

[Jessifer]

Actually, I don't experience mood swings on my period. Just the occasional uteri-stabbing pain. And seeing as I haven't had a period in about four months, I was over-due for some crampage.

[Lenny]

Oh you poor thing!

[Lenny]

Heh heh heh...here's something to put as your desktop at work...a cracked screen!

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13119

It looks real. Just get rid of all the icons and put the cracked screen on...or have it as a screensaver.

[S2 AM]

Actually, I don't experience mood swings on my period. Just the occasional uteri-stabbing pain. And seeing as I haven't had a period in about four months, I was over-due for some crampage.

Are you sure you're a girl?

*HINT* If you had mood swings, you won't notice them, because whatever mood your in is "normal" to you.

[Wed-G]

Are you sure you're a girl?

*HINT* If you had mood swings, you won't notice them, because whatever mood your in is "normal" to you.

Accursed bodies... DAMN YOU ADAM AND EVE!!!!!!!

[Kaneda]

Keep it in the family.

[Wed-G]

I got to play with a few friends this afternoon. We played Thoughtless by Korn and some Marilyn Manson song. after that we played Tribute and Friendship by Tenacious D. We have a Halloween gig on the 29th and IT'S GONNA BE COOL!!!!

[Lenny]

What do you play?

[Wed-G]

What do you play?

guitar, of course!

[Jessifer]

Are you sure you're a girl?

*HINT* If you had mood swings, you won't notice them, because whatever mood your in is "normal" to you.

Well...last I checked I was (That or I'm shoving tampon's up my ass, and I'm pretty sure my ass isn't bleeding.), and last I checked you weren't. So don't play off as a master of female psychology. No two females are the same, especially when menstrual. ;)


This message has been brought to you by: The Queen of TMI.

Have a nice day.

[undeadzombieguy]

Have you ever given a man his red wings?

[Jessifer]

Err...? No, I don't believe so.

[Kaneda]

Thats sick uzg. Do you have your redwings!?

[JRwakebord]

Have you ever given a man his red wings?


gross.

[undeadzombieguy]

No.

But I've been told it doesnt really taste like blood and if you do it in the shower then it isnt all that bad. Supposedly some girls cum like 10x easier when menstruating. So who knows, maybe I'll try it sometime in the future...

[JRwakebord]

Sex in the shower is the best thing ever. I highly recomend that everyone try it.

[Lenny]

Silly Lenny...:p

[Kaneda]

Eh, Im actually not to fond of shower sex or any sex in water actually. Pools/hot tubs/showers/baths... really the water just gets in the way. Although the only time I'll preform oral is in or right after a shower.

[undeadzombieguy]

A golden shower is good too.

[undeadzombieguy]

Got a 66% on my first test this year. Close to what I estimated earlier.

[JRwakebord]

It doesn't get in the way so much in the shower. The reason being submerged can cause issues is that it interferes with the girl's internal lubrication. Whe you're in the shower, water isn't exactly getting up there like it would in a pool.

[undeadzombieguy]

Mitch Hedberg Video Gallery!
http://www.smithappens.com/video_mitchhedberg.php

[Thanatos]

Nice shit!

[undeadzombieguy]

...
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/940/

[Lenny]

HAHA!

"You know what I just noticed, that North Korea is much bigger than South Korea. I didn't know it was so large like that."

[Kaneda]

Holy shit... I wonder how many people actually said, wait a second isnt that Australia.

[Dar_Win]

Is this the longest thread ever, yet?

[JRwakebord]

No idea. How about you go search every other forum on the intarweb and report back to us.

[Wed-G]

No idea. How about you go search every other forum on the intarweb and report back to us.

Nah, only the government can do that. Bastards...

[Lenny]

I doubt they could even do that right.

[Dar_Win]

Google search: BIGGEST THREAD EVAR!!!

[Lenny]

Heh heh heh...there's loads of them with 15 posts per page all claiming to be the longest...there was one with around 1300 pages, but with only 20 posts or so per page.

I view everything with 40 posts per page and this one is up to 1036.

I think we're winning slightly...

[JRwakebord]

Well...shit

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1488895&page=115032

[Lenny]

Wow.

Now that's gotta be the longest thread... :(

[JRwakebord]

I found a post referencing a thread that was just over 900,000 pages, but I couldn't find the thread itself.

[Lenny]

Damn! That's long.

[Kaneda]

Shit.. I really thought we had something going here. That sucks

[1dumMan]

i just want to add to the thread.....lalala...pointless message and LOUD NOISES....here is another post for u :)

[Sum Yung Guy]

Well...shit

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1488895&page=115032

That is a big ass forum...

Who is Online - In total there are 26681 users online :: 22381 Registered, 3332 Hidden and 968 Guests

Gaia has 490,709,374 articles posted with 2,692,237 registered users.
Most users ever online was 34,093 on Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:50 pm

[Sum Yung Guy]

Their most users online is more than our total number of threads... wow

[Jessifer]

Ahahaa! Aah, Gaia...How I've neglected you...

And how I shall continue to neglect you...

[Sum Yung Guy]

Isnt that just soo special ;)

[Kaneda]

Hmmm. Whats that place all about Jessifer?

[Kaneda]

I could look but eh, why do that when I could have you post and explain it. :)

[Lenny]

I'd hate to be on a forum where there are another 20,000-odd people. You'd never get to know all of them and your time would be taken up in a jiffy reading all the posts and everything.

Here we've got a nice little community. Everyone more or less knows everyone else to some degree, as well as knowing a few others IRL.

[Jessifer]

Think Neopets. If possible...a more annoying version of Neopets.

[undeadzombieguy]

There's a lesbian giving gold for relationship advice.

[Kaneda]

Nice.

[Sum Yung Guy]

You know... I didnt know your sig was animated til now Kaneda. Nice.

[Lenny]

Oh. Dear. GOD!!!

*shoots self*














































*repeatedly*

[Lenny]

Beware...the cows are watching you!

[Lenny]

RUN FOR THE HILLS I TELLS YA!



































































































0.o

[JRwakebord]

What the fuck is with you and cows?

[Wed-G]

What the fuck is with you and cows?

You got a problem with cows??

[Lenny]

Muahahahahaha!

Let the trend begin!

[Lenny]

If you don't like the cows I could try some sheep sigs and avatars?

I've got some great pictures of my goats looking rather devilish too if you prefer those?

Come on man! Lighten up!

[Kaneda]

Goats are rather devilish aren't they? I never really noticed that before.

[Lenny]

Taking all the hooves, the goatees and the horns, yes, they are rather... :p

And then they've got itty bitty ball sacs on their chins and round, potbellies...

"Devilishly Cute!" is what I'd say if I was a girl...but I'm not, so I won't.

[Lenny]

Anywho...

[Lenny]

I'm getting bored of the cows...back to plain old Lenny I go.

[Lenny]

There we go.

[Lenny]

Oh bloody cow!

Me no wanty you no more!

[Lenny]

'At's better.

Might add or take to it tomorrow.

Night y'all!

[Lenny]

Ay think ay fancy yur sister. Ay just hope yur brother don't got dibs on her.

[Wed-G]

I think I'm done with the cow stuff too.

[Jessifer]

I like Neopets. ^_^

[JRwakebord]

I like girls.

[Lenny]

Hi, I'm Lenny.

I only have one ball, wanna go out with me? ;)

[Lenny]

Balls, balls, they're so much fun. That's why I have two, not just one.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=8947





























































































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If you thought something else then you have a very dirty dirty mind.

[JRwakebord]

I have a very dirty dirty mind.

[undeadzombieguy]

Me too, I got a boner when the dog licked his balls.

[Lenny]

Erm...yes...

I think I might try and make my own sig over the weekend.

[Lenny]

Talking about that, whatever happened to kaos? I haven't seen him on for quite a time.

[Lenny]

And there's still no Raziel either.

[Lenny]

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13419

It's Hammer Time!

[undeadzombieguy]

Kaos went to juvie again for internet fraud and possesion of drugs. Raziel is still in the hospital recovering from the accident he had with his bike about a month ago.

[JRwakebord]

Wha? How the hell do I miss news like this?!

[undeadzombieguy]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00192/punk_d_192872c.jpg

YOU GOT PUNK'D!

AAAHHHOOOOOOHHIIIIIIHIHIHIIIAAAHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH AHAOOUUUUHHHUHUHUUAHAUHAUHAUHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[undeadzombieguy]

What the fuck is wrong with you.

[undeadzombieguy]

I dont know :(

BTW when did you get back?

[undeadzombieguy]

No comment.

[undeadzombieguy]

Fuck you asshole! That's insignificant content, stop bullshiting and tell me when you came back.

[undeadzombieguy]

Oh? I didnt see it was insignificant content? I didnt get a message now did I? Would the post be processed if it was? tell me?

I'm not telling.

[undeadzombieguy]

I'll stroke you if you tell me.

[undeadzombieguy]

Ok!

Ok!

[undeadzombieguy]

Fuck dis shit, I just noticed I got 1900 posts. I can already see the 2000 with my binoculars!

[undeadzombieguy]

BRB gonna check what my postcount in this thread is.

[undeadzombieguy]

Alright, I'm back.

[undeadzombieguy]

My postcount here was 489 when I just checked.

[undeadzombieguy]

I wonder what it is now.

[undeadzombieguy]

Hold on, let me check, be right back!

[undeadzombieguy]

This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes. You will be redirected to that thread.

[undeadzombieguy]

Alright, I'm back!

[undeadzombieguy]

My postcount here was 492 when I just checked.

[undeadzombieguy]

I wonder what it is now!

[undeadzombieguy]

I'm going to check right now, brb!

[undeadzombieguy]

Okay, I'm back.

[undeadzombieguy]

Fuck, I forgot my postcount.

[undeadzombieguy]

Hold on, gonna check again, brb.

[undeadzombieguy]

YOSH! I'm back.

[undeadzombieguy]

HOKAY! the number was 501.

[undeadzombieguy]

NEed a couple more.

[undeadzombieguy]

To get a full page with me, just me.

[undeadzombieguy]

I can feel the almost burning in my fingertips while I'm typing.

[undeadzombieguy]

A feeling often only experienced while milking your stick.

[undeadzombieguy]

This good feeling.