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undeadzombieguy
2005-11-06, 01:16 PM
No, but I do know a week has 7 days.
Great-Thanatos
2005-11-06, 01:36 PM
sov has 13k posts holy shit
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-06, 01:49 PM
Great-Thanatos posts are not available holy shit
WHERE ARE THEY? ARE THEY ON THE PHONE? DO YOU SEE THEM I DONT SEE THEM OMG THEY DISSAPEARED LETS SEARCH< MISSION SEARCH GT POSTS COME ON!
Kaneda
2005-11-06, 02:29 PM
test123
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-06, 02:31 PM
Oh SNAP!
Kaneda
2005-11-06, 02:31 PM
Heh EZPK
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-06, 02:32 PM
... :(
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-06, 02:33 PM
R U MV-snAP?
U GOT FREE ITUMS?
Kaneda
2005-11-06, 02:34 PM
I DUPEZ 4 U!!11
That was actually a quadruple kill I had but I broke it up. -_-
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-06, 03:04 PM
okay whatever, ik ga naar bed...
Kaneda
2005-11-06, 05:08 PM
Go play some more GW. Bastidge
JRwakebord
2005-11-06, 08:16 PM
No GW! Halo!
gruesomeBODY
2005-11-06, 08:34 PM
Halo, Halo 2 and Halo PC are the only exceptable games to play. Well actually, Doom rocks pretty hard as well
Great-Thanatos
2005-11-06, 09:00 PM
Thats very nice kaneda thanks for naming your sig after me i have a sorc and a druid again maybe i'll make new sig =\
JRwakebord
2005-11-06, 09:30 PM
Halo, Halo 2 and Halo PC are the only exceptable games to play. Well actually, Doom rocks pretty hard as well
Acceptable.
And no, they are not the only ones.
Randuin
2005-11-06, 11:21 PM
I like your style of posting.
Randuin
2005-11-06, 11:22 PM
Ooo look at my rising activity!
Randuin
2005-11-07, 12:18 AM
Y Helo Thar Wilma
Lenny
2005-11-07, 01:15 PM
He's got a very good point ya know.
Just find a thread that seems ever so slightly inviting and mash away at your keyboard for a bit.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-07, 01:26 PM
Okay.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-07, 01:36 PM
1 more.
JRwakebord
2005-11-07, 08:32 PM
Mash away!!
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Randuin
2005-11-07, 10:25 PM
Oh you, ^^
Randuin
2005-11-07, 10:26 PM
Not to mention you can't pick it T.T
Randuin
2005-11-07, 10:27 PM
Lenny + Jenny = Ienny?
Randuin
2005-11-07, 10:55 PM
there's a guitar in your signature!!!
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-08, 07:40 AM
MASH POtATOES
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-08, 07:43 AM
HULK SMASH!
brarrrrrr
Randuin
2005-11-08, 09:38 AM
But he's black :((((
Lenny
2005-11-08, 09:41 AM
Potatoes are horrible.
Kaneda
2005-11-08, 09:45 AM
Why thats just down right unamerican Lenny! Potatoes are great, mash potatoes, baked potatoes, scalloped potatoes, fried potatoes! Plus theyre goood for yooouuu.
Kaneda
2005-11-08, 09:46 AM
Freedom Fries! Woowhoo!
Lenny
2005-11-08, 09:51 AM
Potatoes are fucking horrible.
Kaneda
2005-11-08, 09:56 AM
HEY! I'll have Bush drop a bomb on you asshole for that!
Kaneda
2005-11-08, 09:57 AM
Its 11:00AM and Im pretty fusking drunk. :D 2 days off.
Lenny
2005-11-08, 10:00 AM
Potatoes are really fucking horrible.
Lenny
2005-11-08, 11:33 AM
Oh...can't think of more to do with that sentence... :(
JRwakebord
2005-11-08, 11:49 AM
Mashed potatos are delicious!
Lenny
2005-11-08, 11:50 AM
I can't stand potatoes.
Horrible litte things.
Lenny
2005-11-08, 12:04 PM
It ain't fair. Japan gets Kingdom Hearts 2 on the 22nd December...we don't! Both America and Eruope don't get it until Spring...and dveen then I won't be able to get it. My PS2 is dead!
I hope thew PS3 comes out close to the release of KH2, I so wanna play it. :(
Jessifer
2005-11-08, 12:09 PM
OMGZ!
...My hair is so shiney!
JRwakebord
2005-11-08, 12:11 PM
Um... What did you do to it?
JRwakebord
2005-11-08, 12:14 PM
4600!!
JRwakebord
2005-11-08, 12:15 PM
Wait, this is the WRT, it didn't count. Fuck me.
Jessifer
2005-11-08, 12:17 PM
Frizz-Ease. :D
JRwakebord
2005-11-08, 12:23 PM
We're still yet to see your halloween costume, I believe.
Jessifer
2005-11-08, 12:26 PM
I knows. I'll take pictures eventually.
Dar_Win
2005-11-08, 06:09 PM
Eventually - adj. never, will not happen, it's time will never come.
sciencekid
2005-11-08, 10:39 PM
lenny: what's wrong w/ your PS2? didja put too many dvd movies into it w/out uploading the driver?
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-08, 11:11 PM
PS2's break easily, they're pieces of shit in terms of durability. :(
JRwakebord
2005-11-09, 12:13 AM
Go XBOX!
ALso: I played the XBOX360 today.... Whoa momma!
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-09, 04:36 AM
Xbox's are pieces of shit in terms of games.
PS2's are awesome in terms of games.
Nintendo is somewhere inbetween, leaning towards the "good", thus leaving Xbox lonely at the bottom of the list.
IMO of course...Also, I'm talking about the current generation of consoles, not the ones still to come.
JRwakebord
2005-11-09, 09:38 AM
The Halo series makes up for all. Plus Project Gotham racing is good, as is DOOM3, Spiderman2 kicks ass, and Star Wars Battlefront rocks my world.
Lenny
2005-11-09, 12:22 PM
Project Gotham Racing 3 is gonna be on PS3.
Xbox is only good for online and Halo. PS2 is good for everything else.
And sciencekid, my PS2 hates me :( I've never played DVD's on it, nor played copied games. It just started giving me the DRE's one day and look where it's got me. I'd only had San Andreas for 4 weeks before it chewed it up as well :cry:
Why is it always the good ones that die so early?! I've still got Spyro for PS2...and it still works the little swine! It's rubbish! The PS1 Spyro games are great, PS2 is bad.
JRwakebord
2005-11-09, 12:38 PM
PGR3 is gonna be on the PS3 as well as the 360? Where did you read that??
Lenny
2005-11-09, 12:51 PM
Good question...I don't quite know the answer. Why would a Microsoft game suddenly appear on the PS3 and as the 3rd in a series?
The Project Gotham Racing franchise is designed by Bizarre Creations, a long-established independent games developer, based in Liverpool, England.
I don't know why but this cracked me up...you're waiting so intently for a game developed by Scousers! HA!
JRwakebord
2005-11-09, 02:26 PM
I don't think it's gonna be on the PS3, Lenny. Stay away from the drugs.
Randuin
2005-11-09, 09:40 PM
Summary please
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-10, 01:38 AM
http://www.bizarreonline.net/page.php?p=about&f=pgr3
"Format: DVD for the Xbox 360TM video game and entertainment system"
JR is right.
Lenny
2005-11-10, 09:27 AM
DVD?! Xbox are still on DVD?!
Dear god...
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-10, 01:28 PM
I'm the Chameleon.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-10, 01:48 PM
CUCKELECKU!!! cuck cuck cuck cuckuckuck cukccuckc~!
JRwakebord
2005-11-10, 08:00 PM
http://www.bizarreonline.net/page.php?p=about&f=pgr3
"Format: DVD for the Xbox 360TM video game and entertainment system"
JR is right.
I just jizzed my pants after looking at those screen shots.
Jessifer
2005-11-10, 08:13 PM
Note: PS2's are made for playing video games, not RL street hockey.
Kaneda
2005-11-10, 11:39 PM
Dont you mean the Walrus?
Kaneda
2005-11-10, 11:39 PM
Coo coo cachoo!
Lenny
2005-11-11, 09:40 AM
STOP DOING THAT!
I thought that was Thanatos...stop it!
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-11, 10:35 AM
I actually get confused myself... Isnt going to stop me though.
You're next.
Or are you? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Lenny
2005-11-11, 10:38 AM
Eeeep...
RUN AWAY!
Lenny
2005-11-11, 10:39 AM
This is one for all you Americans.
You cannot do these in your "Football", only in real Football.
http://www.metacafe.com/search/?s=soccer
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-11, 10:53 AM
http://media.putfile.com/A-Brooklyn-Solution-To-Terrorism
...
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-11, 10:53 AM
"Baghdate"
Lenny
2005-11-11, 10:58 AM
Oh. FUCKING CONTENT.
Lenny
2005-11-11, 10:58 AM
My. ARHH!!! CONTENT!
Lenny
2005-11-11, 10:59 AM
God! WHY DO WE NEED CONTENT IN THIS THREAD?!
Kaneda
2005-11-11, 11:11 AM
Thats the most retarded logic ever. The "fucking Arabs" don't care if you have a baseball bat. Theyre going to die anyways. If they see 300 people w/ bats theyd just be like "We'll you see, I've got the bomb strapped to my chest. And uh... I'm going to kill us all wether you hit me w/ that bat or not."
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-11, 11:30 AM
Yeah, my plan when I fly and the plane gets jacked. Is to quickly gather some blankets and make a parachute from them. Then open up the emergency door, hope to be above some kind of water and jump.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-11, 12:42 PM
S...o.....b......o......r.....e......d.......
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-11, 12:43 PM
Being sick on weekends sucks :(
JRwakebord
2005-11-11, 01:11 PM
This is why I avoid flying commercial.
Kaneda
2005-11-11, 11:43 PM
Ya. JR we know your parents get a personal jet for you. :p
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-12, 01:57 AM
Your parents cant?
tsk tsk tsk, loser!
Lenny
2005-11-12, 06:45 AM
My head can't take it anymore!
UZG is Titus, Titus is JR...UZG has been JR and Thanatos!
And all because of my new Registration Form! ARGH!!!
And my air rifle has run out of pellets... :(
Lenny
2005-11-12, 06:58 AM
Welcome once again to Horoscopes Today with your host, Dr. Lenny!
Lenny
2005-11-12, 06:59 AM
AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus. Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole 17 hours a day.
Lenny
2005-11-12, 06:59 AM
PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus. You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say.
Lenny
2005-11-12, 07:00 AM
ARIES!
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that 40-pound watermelon in your colon. Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep.
Lenny
2005-11-12, 07:00 AM
TAURUS!
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep.
Lenny
2005-11-12, 07:01 AM
GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence. Your love life will run into trouble your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest.
Lenny
2005-11-12, 07:01 AM
CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud. Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test.
Lenny
2005-11-12, 07:02 AM
LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no. Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik.
Lenny
2005-11-12, 07:02 AM
VIRGO!
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you. Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick.
Lenny
2005-11-12, 07:03 AM
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or eaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Lenny
2005-11-12, 07:03 AM
LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you. Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week.
Lenny
2005-11-12, 07:04 AM
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window. Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak.
Lenny
2005-11-12, 07:04 AM
SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are laughing behind your back... KILL THEM! :killgrin:
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den.
Lenny
2005-11-12, 07:05 AM
CAPRICORN!
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person... but you know they're lying. If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again.
Lenny
2005-11-12, 07:07 AM
Tune into Horoscopes Today next week to see what the following week holds in store for you!
Based on Your Horoscope Today by Weird Al Yankovic
I've been Dr. Lenny. Thanks for watching, and good-night!
May the Stars be with you!
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-12, 07:48 AM
hehe that's right... it did start with your registration form... altough I had the idea to just use everyone elses sigs/ava's before that, just to confuse them, and call myself the chameleon or the copycat........................................... .........................................
They didnt do name changes anymore so I dropped it, until I saw this oppurtunity.
OHKAY!?
blackhawk20k
2005-11-12, 09:06 AM
nice horoscopes
blackhawk20k
2005-11-12, 09:07 AM
however, i do not have any nude pics of ernest hangin on in my den.....
i don't even have a den
Lenny
2005-11-12, 09:24 AM
Heh heh heh heh... :)
I completely agree with mine...as it is, I never leave the house anyway.
JRwakebord
2005-11-12, 04:29 PM
I don't want to fall from an open window :(
Kaneda
2005-11-12, 11:56 PM
Uh stuff? Lenny ya stuff
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-13, 12:57 AM
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JRwakebord
2005-11-13, 03:13 PM
You were a smart child.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-13, 03:38 PM
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JRwakebord
2005-11-13, 03:40 PM
Yah, people nowadays get suspicious if they see you digging a tunnel under a road...
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-13, 03:44 PM
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undeadzombieguy
2005-11-13, 03:59 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5342133845006732684&q=ali+g
w..t..f...
JRwakebord
2005-11-13, 04:04 PM
Um...yah. That's just weird.
JRwakebord
2005-11-13, 04:12 PM
This is my 3,249th post in this thread.
The only people with more are Chruser with 3,802 and Mr. Lee with 5,652.
HandOfHeaven
2005-11-13, 08:48 PM
that is fucked up.
HandOfHeaven
2005-11-13, 08:59 PM
Well said.
JRwakebord
2005-11-14, 10:02 AM
Bravo!
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-14, 10:48 AM
Activity: 84%
I'm sooooo going to get 100% this time.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-14, 12:19 PM
OMG people, start posting stuff I can reply to, I aint got a lot of time left tonight...I got to go in an hour and I damn well better have 5/5. :mad:
Lenny
2005-11-14, 01:01 PM
Then make everything up.
Make crazy threads and reply to them! Or just reply crazily... :p
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-14, 01:02 PM
Teach me!
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-14, 01:03 PM
Fast!
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-14, 01:04 PM
I've got an idea, tell me exactly what you would post in a thread and I'll post it instead.
Lenny
2005-11-14, 01:05 PM
Just look at the majority of my posts...it ain't hard.
JRwakebord
2005-11-14, 02:29 PM
Teach me!
For a second I thought you said "touch me"...
Lenny
2005-11-14, 02:32 PM
o_O FUCKING CONTENT!
JRwakebord
2005-11-14, 02:37 PM
exactly...
Dar_Win
2005-11-14, 05:19 PM
He really did say "touch me". He just decided to edit, it after he put it, he didnt want to ruin his repuation. ;)
JRwakebord
2005-11-14, 08:04 PM
Damn. Because if that was an invitation, I was going to take him up on it.
Dar_Win
2005-11-14, 10:47 PM
:) :killgrin: :haha: :( :mad: o_O :p :o ^^ :confused: :x :flamer: :jit: :look: O_O :angry: :rant: :nuts: :love: :tdown: :gloat: :fire: ^o^ :shame: :bitch: :sex: :whore: :Postal: :sleeping: :head: :rofl: :cut: :bounce: :noid: :wierd: :aww:
moo
JRwakebord
2005-11-14, 11:10 PM
Right...
Kaneda
2005-11-14, 11:47 PM
I concure.
Kaneda
2005-11-14, 11:48 PM
Or...
Kaneda
2005-11-14, 11:48 PM
do...
Kaneda
2005-11-14, 11:48 PM
I...?
Kaneda
2005-11-14, 11:49 PM
The operation timed out when attempting to contact forums.d2jsp.org.
Kaneda
2005-11-14, 11:50 PM
Son of a BITCH!
I GOTS TO MAKE MY CASH MONEYSZZ
Randuin
2005-11-15, 10:33 AM
o shit 11k
Randuin
2005-11-15, 10:33 AM
Beaten
Dar_Win
2005-11-15, 01:28 PM
omg inorite?
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-15, 03:14 PM
IGOTSmore$thanU!
Dar_Win
2005-11-15, 04:38 PM
*in super nerd voice*i no you dunt,kehehehehhe, your a N3wB, khehehehe, im not a loser, im so l33t. ill just go robz a bank, lawl.
LAWL, i just own3d you, kehehe.
Kaneda
2005-11-15, 11:33 PM
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/3623/vector13yw.gif
Kaneda
2005-11-15, 11:34 PM
I see all these tight sigs in like the jsp graphics section and it inspires me, then I make something and I totally uninspire myself.
Kaneda
2005-11-15, 11:34 PM
What a shame.
Lenny
2005-11-16, 08:34 AM
If it was me making those sigs I'd be drowning in joy.
They're all great.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-16, 08:38 AM
Link please.
Titusfied
2005-11-16, 09:38 AM
This thread is never going to get to a million. :(
Lenny
2005-11-16, 09:43 AM
Give us a few years at this rate and we'll...well...maybe a decade or few...transform the whole of Zel into WRT...and unban some known spammers.
We'll get it done!
Muahahahahahahaha!
FRANCE IS ON FIRE!
:fire:
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 10:24 AM
http://www.muskabeatz.com/Featuring/
Link?
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 10:25 AM
Ohh a link to the jsp sigs. Ya this is theyre graphix section.
http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showforum=105
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 10:28 AM
Gallery:
http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showforum=107
JRwakebord
2005-11-16, 12:32 PM
Muahahahahahahaha!
FRANCE IS ON FIRE!
:fire:
And full of flamers.
JRwakebord
2005-11-16, 12:36 PM
avatar test
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-16, 01:16 PM
Ewwww!!!
Low quality pixelated image!!!
AWWW GROSS!!!
JRwakebord
2005-11-16, 01:23 PM
Well this is what the original looks like: http://bungie.net/Stats/halo2emblem.ashx?s=90&0=1&1=15&2=15&3=15&f=31&b=9&fl=1.jpg
So it's not my fault.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-16, 01:29 PM
Are you sure?
Is that your final answer?
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 01:30 PM
Id like to use a lifeline Regis.
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/2920/vecmove5vm.gif
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 01:30 PM
Gogogo DOTS!
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 01:31 PM
Hmmm they move faster in Imageready. O_o
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-16, 01:44 PM
That's because the universal magnitude of my awesomeness slows down the internet.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-16, 01:44 PM
I'm just too much to handle, baby.
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 01:58 PM
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2989/vecmove4cw.gif
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 01:59 PM
Would it look better w/out the ones of the right?
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 02:01 PM
http://img351.imageshack.us/img351/4706/vec44cq.gif
That was easy.
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 02:01 PM
Ya thats the best one.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-16, 02:03 PM
Make dots on both sides of the white line, also put them a little bit closer to the line and make them follow it's pattern more closely.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-16, 02:03 PM
Or not.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-16, 02:04 PM
One of these days I'll make an animated gif. One of these days, damnit!!!
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 02:04 PM
Thats a good idea.
JRwakebord
2005-11-16, 02:06 PM
Do It!!
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 02:45 PM
Like this?
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9720/vec21dx.gif
JRwakebord
2005-11-16, 03:08 PM
ooooo funky!
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 05:33 PM
It looks nicer on ocean, the colors arent all faded and see through like on Synthesis
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 05:37 PM
Ohh nvm, it looks even better on Synthesis. It looks worse on X79
Sovereign
2005-11-16, 05:38 PM
Silence, Panda Fucker
Jessifer
2005-11-16, 06:01 PM
Reeeeeer!
Kaneda
2005-11-16, 10:07 PM
Who wouldnt fuck a panda?
JRwakebord
2005-11-16, 11:11 PM
I would!
Lenny
2005-11-17, 09:26 AM
Why on earth would you fuck a panda?
That's just sick.
Kaneda
2005-11-17, 09:37 AM
Out of the whole animal kingdom, pandas are definatly some of the cutest. Better a panda than a dog or a horse.
Lenny
2005-11-17, 09:40 AM
So what if they are the cutest? Fucking a panda is still sick.
If you thought a dolphin was cute you wouldn't go fuck it.
Kaneda
2005-11-17, 09:44 AM
Mmmm dolphin secks.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-17, 10:02 AM
Let me tell you a little story about the origin of Panda's.
Like way back when panda's didnt excist I met a polarbear. We had good times running around and catching seals. But after a while the pbear said, fuck this cold ass place, I'm going to China and eat bamboo. I was like OOHHH HELL NO YOU DONT! But the pbear was already gone :(. Years went by and in a desperate attempt to find my buddy pbear, I went to china. There after 13 years I found him, indeed eating bamboo. I was like wtf man, and we got in a big fight. Of course he couldnt do shit against me and I punched his eyes like a motherfucker so bad. I hit him so bad, his dna changed and gave him permanent black eyes.
Now I had the pbear looking like a clown and satisfied I took my leave. Well, since there werent any other bears around and he looked like a clown, he got desperate and raped and impregnated a koala. Because koala's are deeply religious, abortion wasnt an option. To make matters worse for the Koala family it turned out she got twins! A boy and a girl. The little bears grew up as outcasts and could only find comfort around eachother. Years went by and they were grown up. They were always together eating bamboo and killing tigers. Their love for eachother was unlike anything in the history of panda's. So naturally they fornicated and quickly build a nice little family of retard panda's just about able to sit on their asses eating bamboo all day long. The oldest male of each generation is responsible to impregnate all other females. Now these new age panda's are fed up with this incest bullshit, which is why they're almost extinct.
There you have it, the history of panda's.
JRwakebord
2005-11-17, 01:34 PM
So what if they are the cutest? Fucking a panda is still sick.
If you thought a dolphin was cute you wouldn't go fuck it.
Fine then, pick one animal that would have choose to have sex with if someone pointed a gun at your head.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-17, 01:56 PM
Dude you really had me thinking about it, bastard!
(kangaroo, I'd jizz inside that pouch and then put my head in it)
WHAT!? YOU ASKED!
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-17, 02:34 PM
NO, I changed my mind.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~pwitteve/hybrid.htm
hybrids...
JRwakebord
2005-11-17, 03:23 PM
You got that off collegehumor, didn't you?
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-17, 03:31 PM
So what if I did? What you gonna do? UH? WHAT YOU GONNA DO COLLEGE BOI. BET YOU wear pink shirts with the collar popped. sunglasses at night, fake beer in the left hadn, jerking off frat bois with the right. I KNO XACTLY what you is like.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-17, 03:36 PM
Today I was on the way back home and while sitting in the bus, 7 people dressed up as smurfs came inside, all blue, with hats and shit. Probably trying to get in a frat or something. The bus usually is pretty crowded and when they got off, a group of people standing by the door started laughing at them and they all looked sad. That made my day... seeing sad smurfs leave the bus while being laughed at...
Kaneda
2005-11-17, 11:57 PM
lol college boi.
JRwakebord
2005-11-18, 02:21 PM
I refuse to pop my collar.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-18, 02:42 PM
That's good. I would've had to kill you if you didnt.
Lenny
2005-11-18, 03:22 PM
h4x0r 4 l1f3!
http://www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-18, 03:26 PM
http://www.gujian.net/woogle/show.php?search=ZnVjayB5b3UgbmVyZA%3D%3D&wap=1&show=
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-18, 03:27 PM
:)
<3
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-18, 03:27 PM
:mad:
</3
Lenny
2005-11-18, 03:29 PM
I see...
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-18, 03:35 PM
ORLY?
What do you see?
Lenny
2005-11-18, 03:39 PM
"FUCK" and "YOU" I think it was.
Then again, I have got my specs on.
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-18, 03:40 PM
There was more.
Lenny
2005-11-18, 03:41 PM
Well I didn't really look. Parents were glancing over my shoulders...
undeadzombieguy
2005-11-18, 03:46 PM
Alright here's one for your parents (safe I promise)
http://www.gujian.net/woogle/show.php?search=bGV0IHlvdXIga2lkIHdhdGNoIHRoZSB0YW xlbnRlZCBtciByaXBsZXk%3D&wap=1&show=
Lenny
2005-11-18, 03:53 PM
Ha! Hahahahahaha!
Kaneda
2005-11-18, 11:59 PM
Good movie.
Lenny
2005-11-19, 04:51 AM
Wow, I've just realised the ENigmatic Man has hands! :)
Lenny
2005-11-19, 04:52 AM
You know, they guy who popped up in the cave on Destiny Islands in Kingdom Hearts. He opened the door. Who appeared at the end. Who showed Sora the path to Castle Oblivion in KH:CoM and who's high up in the Organization in KH2.
That Enigmatic Man.
Lenny
2005-11-19, 04:53 AM
Well, I've just been watching the ending videoa from KH1, and the trailers I've got for KH2.
I so want KH2, and I so want to play KH1 again but my PS2 is dead! :cry:
Lenny
2005-11-19, 04:55 AM
For GBA graphics, those for KH:CoM are amazing! The cutscene at the start looks like one of the later PS1 games when the graphics were getting better.
I've never actually got past Traverse Town in KH:CoM. But I've just downloaded the ROM again, so let's see what I can do! :D
I never liked the card system... :(
Kaneda
2005-11-19, 10:48 AM
Kingdom hearts was easy and short. The last boss was easier than some of the earlier ones.
Thanatos
2005-11-19, 11:20 AM
Yeah. I beat that game in like a week..
JRwakebord
2005-11-19, 01:10 PM
me = hung over
Jamesadin
2005-11-19, 06:41 PM
I know that feeling.
Jamesadin
2005-11-19, 06:43 PM
Or, do I?
Jamesadin
2005-11-19, 06:44 PM
Yes, I do.
Jessifer
2005-11-19, 09:57 PM
My dad called my a bitch today. :(
JRwakebord
2005-11-19, 11:11 PM
Its My Ffdcuking Bithday Wasg+hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Kaneda
2005-11-19, 11:46 PM
"Your bitching, but your not a bitch"
- Donnie Darko
Happy B-day JR. Uh.. I guess I'll take another drink to celebrate. :D
JRwakebord
2005-11-20, 12:55 AM
me too! 1 mrw for JR w00t!
JRwakebord
2005-11-21, 09:44 PM
Lenny! You're almost at 100%!
Great-Thanatos
2005-11-21, 09:58 PM
Lenny! You're almost at 100%!
lol lenny dropped from 100%? thats scary
JRwakebord
2005-11-22, 12:24 AM
http://www.nickscipio.com/funstuff/archive7/images/ohgod.jpg
heh :haha:
Great-Thanatos
2005-11-22, 12:34 AM
http://www.nickscipio.com/funstuff/archive7/images/ohgod.jpg
heh :haha:
I se no pic =\
JRwakebord
2005-11-22, 11:50 AM
Weird. It was there last night.
Lenny
2005-11-22, 12:29 PM
Yeah. My sister broke the computer one day, so I only got the one post in. I've had 4 posts every day since. Give me around 20 days and I'll be back up there with the "No-Lifers". :)
And the picture works for me.
Great-Thanatos
2005-11-22, 07:15 PM
Lenny and JR should be leaders of the no-lifers clan ... I bet chrooser would host a forum for only 100% "no-lifers" tee-hee
JRwakebord
2005-11-23, 11:12 PM
Go fuck yaself :p
Great-Thanatos
2005-11-23, 11:24 PM
Go fuck yaself :p
aww jr i sowwie can i make it up to you by fucking you??
but hey look at me i went from 5% to 45% in no time shows how much of a life ihave now...just to much free time its too cold here ><!
JRwakebord
2005-11-23, 11:37 PM
Fuck me? No thanks, my anus is classified as "exit only".
Randuin
2005-11-23, 11:41 PM
How can you say no to that?!
Lenny
2005-11-24, 12:28 AM
At the moment though that'd only be JR. A person can get bored quickly just talking to themselves.
Dar_Win
2005-11-24, 09:52 AM
I am currently moving up in the ranks of activity, watch your back Lenny ;). Too bad I can't beat JR, he signed up a few months before me. :(
Lenny
2005-11-24, 10:06 AM
I'm not too worried at the moment. :) It'll take up to 28 days for you to hit 100% if you post 4 times a day. So it'll give me at least a few days as #2. :D
Great-Thanatos
2005-11-24, 11:46 AM
I'm not too worried at the moment. :) It'll take up to 28 days for you to hit 100% if you post 4 times a day. So it'll give me at least a few days as #2. :D
how much activity do you gain per day if you post 4 times? 1%? 2%?
JRwakebord
2005-11-24, 07:56 PM
MUAHAHA!! Tires cannot defeat me!!
Dar_Win
2005-11-25, 12:27 AM
*Hacks JR's account and sets join date to todays date* ownzed.
Jessifer
2005-11-25, 01:37 AM
Hellooooooo fellow insomniacs!
Dar_Win
2005-11-25, 01:47 AM
Hello.
Jessifer
2005-11-25, 01:49 AM
How are we on this wonderful snow-covered morn? Why, I feel shitty!
Jessifer
2005-11-25, 01:54 AM
On a side-note, I love my Tide-To-Go Pen!
Lenny
2005-11-25, 10:04 AM
You have SNOW?!
You... ... ... ... ... ... GARGH! We've had snow forecast for the past 2 weeks, temperatues have not hit 0 for 4 days...AND WE ARE STILL SEEING GREEN! NO FAIR!
Lenny
2005-11-25, 10:05 AM
You gain 100% if you post 4 times a day for 28 days. So if you start at 0% you get just under 4% a day...I think.
Dar_Win
2005-11-25, 11:54 AM
We had a little over one inch of snow the day before Thanksgiving, it didn't stick to the roads though :(. Just to the grass.
Jessifer
2005-11-25, 03:28 PM
Shiiiit. That's the great thing about Michigan. Lake-effect snow. I got over six inches.
Lenny
2005-11-25, 04:15 PM
When we finally get snow it's usually between 6 to 12 inches. And down at the stables the goats end up wading through snow up to 2 feet thick!
And apparently this year we (GB) are going to have the worst winter since 1963. And in 1963, whole towns and villages were buried under enormous snow drifts. Snow was easily 15 feet high.
If that'll be the case, I can't wait! Finally a proper Christmas with all the snow, and the fire blazing, and staying inside a nice warm house whilst the outside world freezes in a flurry of white. Instead of having to go eat Christmas Dinner in Manchester. Every single one of my cousins on that side of the family is a girl. It's so fucking annoying.
Dar_Win
2005-11-25, 04:33 PM
What? How can they even begin to predict that? Winter hasn't even offically started....
Dar_Win
2005-11-25, 04:33 PM
oh yea
Dar_Win
2005-11-25, 04:33 PM
and im
Dar_Win
2005-11-25, 04:34 PM
listening too
Dar_Win
2005-11-25, 04:34 PM
Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier
Great-Thanatos
2005-11-25, 05:35 PM
Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier
Wrong thread nooblar
J/k :P
Dar_Win
2005-11-25, 05:46 PM
Read the posts above it nooblett
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