World Record Thread

[Hellmonkeys]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[Hellmonkeys]

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

[Hellmonkeys]

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

[Hellmonkeys]

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

[Hellmonkeys]

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

[Hellmonkeys]

TacoX is my hero.

[Hellmonkeys]

TacoX is my hero.

[Hellmonkeys]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[Hellmonkeys]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[Hellmonkeys]

I really like poatoes.

[Hellmonkeys]

I really like poatoes.

[Hellmonkeys]

1 1=90

[Hellmonkeys]

1 1=90

[Hellmonkeys]

Its not good to bone goats.

[Hellmonkeys]

Its not good to bone goats.

[Chruser]

I've had enough. You're temporarily suspended from the chat forum due to major bandwidth abuse. If I see automated repeated posts again, this thread is gone.

[Chruser]

I've had enough. You're temporarily suspended from the chat forum due to major bandwidth abuse. If I see automated repeated posts again, this thread is gone.

[Mr.Lee]

Crusher... Do you mention to me too or?

[Mr.Lee]

Crusher... Do you mention to me too or?

[Mr.Lee]

BTW... I spamming still allowed? Like posting DIFFERENT posts?
If even that is not allowed anymore i will immiadly stop.

[Mr.Lee]

BTW... I spamming still allowed? Like posting DIFFERENT posts?
If even that is not allowed anymore i will immiadly stop.

[Chruser]

Posting different posts is allowed, but using an automated bot just to make repeated threads ticked me off.

[Chruser]

Posting different posts is allowed, but using an automated bot just to make repeated threads ticked me off.

[ViciousMilitia]

yeah that get annoying after awhile

[User Name # 1]

That's why I posted different useless facts each post ;
and so did Mr.Lee, all differents ...

[User Name # 1]

That's why I posted different useless facts each post ;
and so did Mr.Lee, all differents ...

[User Name # 1]

The average cod deposits between 4 and 6 million eggs at a single spawning.

[User Name # 1]

The average cod deposits between 4 and 6 million eggs at a single spawning.

[Jamesadin]

wow

[Jamesadin]

though I really dont like fish all that much...

[Jamesadin]

But oh well, Ill live through it

[User Name # 1]

The average minimal speed of birds in order to remain aloft in flight is reported to be about 16½ feet per second, or about 11 miles per hour

[User Name # 1]

The average minimal speed of birds in order to remain aloft in flight is reported to be about 16½ feet per second, or about 11 miles per hour

[Jamesadin]

Ill eat spam instead....

[Jamesadin]

I g2g, cya....homework

[User Name # 1]

The are more different kinds of insects on existence today than the total of all kinds of other animals put together

[User Name # 1]

The are more different kinds of insects on existence today than the total of all kinds of other animals put together

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Jamesadin
Ill eat spam instead....


3.6 cans of Spam are consumed each second

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Jamesadin
Ill eat spam instead....


3.6 cans of Spam are consumed each second

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Jamesadin
Ill eat spam instead....


One can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Jamesadin
Ill eat spam instead....


One can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds

[User Name # 1]

Dogs and cats, like people, are either right-handed or left-handed --- that is, they favor either their right or left paws

[User Name # 1]

Dogs and cats, like people, are either right-handed or left-handed --- that is, they favor either their right or left paws

[User Name # 1]

The saying "the whole 9 yards" refers to the length of the bullet holders in a Mustang P45 2nd world war aircraft - once the pilot had "used the whole nine yards" it was time to get out of there

[User Name # 1]

The saying "the whole 9 yards" refers to the length of the bullet holders in a Mustang P45 2nd world war aircraft - once the pilot had "used the whole nine yards" it was time to get out of there

[User Name # 1]

Great Britain was the first county to issue postage stamps. The postage stamps of Britain are the only stamps in the world not to bear the name of the country of origin, every stamp carries a silhouette of the monarch's head instead

[User Name # 1]

Great Britain was the first county to issue postage stamps. The postage stamps of Britain are the only stamps in the world not to bear the name of the country of origin, every stamp carries a silhouette of the monarch's head instead

[User Name # 1]

Pepin the Short, Aesop, Gregory the Tours, Charles 3 of Naples, and the Pasha Hussain were all less than 3.5 feet tall

[User Name # 1]

Pepin the Short, Aesop, Gregory the Tours, Charles 3 of Naples, and the Pasha Hussain were all less than 3.5 feet tall

[User Name # 1]

The kiwi, national bird of New Zealand, can't fly. It lives in a hole in the ground, is almost blind, and lays only one egg each year. Despite this, it has survived for more than 70 million years.

[User Name # 1]

The kiwi, national bird of New Zealand, can't fly. It lives in a hole in the ground, is almost blind, and lays only one egg each year. Despite this, it has survived for more than 70 million years.

[User Name # 1]

a banana always has 5 sides or else it is a mutation

[User Name # 1]

a banana always has 5 sides or else it is a mutation

[User Name # 1]

Each red blood cell lives an average of 4 months and travels between the lungs and other tissues 75,000 times before returning to the bone marrow to die

[User Name # 1]

Each red blood cell lives an average of 4 months and travels between the lungs and other tissues 75,000 times before returning to the bone marrow to die

[User Name # 1]

The elephant is the only animal with four knees

[User Name # 1]

The elephant is the only animal with four knees

[User Name # 1]

Every two thousand frowns create one wrinkle

[User Name # 1]

Every two thousand frowns create one wrinkle

[User Name # 1]

Roulette was invented by the great French mathematician and philosopher Blaise Pascal. It was a by product of his experiments with perpetual motion

[User Name # 1]

Roulette was invented by the great French mathematician and philosopher Blaise Pascal. It was a by product of his experiments with perpetual motion

[User Name # 1]

Rabbits poop twice. They semi-digest their meal the first time, poop it out, eat it up and digest it again, before pooping the hard brown pellets that we see when we go walking.

[User Name # 1]

Rabbits poop twice. They semi-digest their meal the first time, poop it out, eat it up and digest it again, before pooping the hard brown pellets that we see when we go walking.

[User Name # 1]

Flamingo tongues were a common delicacy at Roman feasts

[User Name # 1]

Flamingo tongues were a common delicacy at Roman feasts

[tacoX]

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

[tacoX]

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

[tacoX]

Penguins are g0d.

[tacoX]

Penguins are g0d.

[tacoX]

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

[tacoX]

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

[tacoX]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[tacoX]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[tacoX]

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

[tacoX]

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

[tacoX]

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

[tacoX]

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

[tacoX]

TacoX is my hero.

[tacoX]

TacoX is my hero.

[tacoX]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[tacoX]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[tacoX]

I really like poatoes.

[tacoX]

I really like poatoes.

[tacoX]

1 1=90

[tacoX]

1 1=90

[tacoX]

Its not good to bone goats.

[tacoX]

Its not good to bone goats.

[tacoX]

Frogs are the devil...seriously...this one killed my grandpa.

[tacoX]

Frogs are the devil...seriously...this one killed my grandpa.

[tacoX]

I went to hell...then back again...actually it was just Afganistan.

[tacoX]

I went to hell...then back again...actually it was just Afganistan.

[tacoX]

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

[tacoX]

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

[tacoX]

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

[tacoX]

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

[tacoX]

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

[tacoX]

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

[tacoX]

CD's are good phrisbees.

[tacoX]

CD's are good phrisbees.

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Chruser
I've had enough. You're temporarily suspended from the chat forum due to major bandwidth abuse. If I see automated repeated posts again, this thread is gone.

[User Name # 1]

Originally posted by Chruser
I've had enough. You're temporarily suspended from the chat forum due to major bandwidth abuse. If I see automated repeated posts again, this thread is gone.

[tacoX]

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

[tacoX]

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

[tacoX]

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

[tacoX]

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

[tacoX]

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

[tacoX]

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

[tacoX]

Penguins are g0d.

[tacoX]

Penguins are g0d.

[tacoX]

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

[tacoX]

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

[tacoX]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[tacoX]

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

[tacoX]

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

[tacoX]

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.

[tacoX]

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

[tacoX]

Zelaron rocks...You should love it with your life.

[tacoX]

TacoX is my hero.

[tacoX]

TacoX is my hero.

[tacoX]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[tacoX]

Crusher is the best man alive.

[tacoX]

I really like poatoes.

[tacoX]

I really like poatoes.

[tacoX]

1 1=90

[tacoX]

1 1=90

[tacoX]

Its not good to bone goats.

[tacoX]

Its not good to bone goats.

[tacoX]

Frogs are the devil...seriously...this one killed my grandpa.

[tacoX]

Frogs are the devil...seriously...this one killed my grandpa.

[Maple556]

ooo i want to try this spam thing

[Maple556]

ooo i want to try this spam thing

[Maple556]

lunch is only good when you eat it

[Maple556]

lunch is only good when you eat it

[Maple556]

canadians are better than afgan people

[Maple556]

canadians are better than afgan people

[Maple556]

i was born in london

[Maple556]

i was born in london

[Maple556]

london ontario canada that is

[Maple556]

london ontario canada that is

[Maple556]

dont you worry spam attacking people im gonna leave soon

[Maple556]

dont you worry spam attacking people im gonna leave soon

[Maple556]

here are some good or funny pickup lines

[Maple556]

here are some good or funny pickup lines

[Maple556]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

[Maple556]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

[Maple556]

Hi, I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

[Maple556]

Hi, I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

[Maple556]

Hey cool im an imp emporer now...

[Maple556]

Hey cool im an imp emporer now...

[Maple556]

Okay im leaving now goodbye


Lets play Pearl Harbor. I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me

[Maple556]

Okay im leaving now goodbye


Lets play Pearl Harbor. I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me

[User Name # 1]

The popular American comic strip "Peanuts" is known as "Radishes" in Denmark

[User Name # 1]

The popular American comic strip "Peanuts" is known as "Radishes" in Denmark

[User Name # 1]

When a giraffe's baby is born it falls from a height of six feet, normally without being hurt

[User Name # 1]

When a giraffe's baby is born it falls from a height of six feet, normally without being hurt

[User Name # 1]

Of the thirteen original american colonies, New Hampshire was the first to declare its independence from Mother England - a full six months before the Declaration of Independence was signed

[User Name # 1]

Of the thirteen original american colonies, New Hampshire was the first to declare its independence from Mother England - a full six months before the Declaration of Independence was signed

[User Name # 1]

The smallest bones in the human body are the ossicles - the bones in the middle ear.

[User Name # 1]

The smallest bones in the human body are the ossicles - the bones in the middle ear.

[User Name # 1]

Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button

[User Name # 1]

Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button

[User Name # 1]

he first coin-operated machine ever designed was a holy-water dispenser that required a five-drachma piece to operate. It was the brainchild of the Greek scientist Hero in the first century A.D.

[User Name # 1]

he first coin-operated machine ever designed was a holy-water dispenser that required a five-drachma piece to operate. It was the brainchild of the Greek scientist Hero in the first century A.D.

[User Name # 1]

The brain reaches its maximum weight at age 20 - about 3 pounds. Over the next 60 years, as billions of nerve cells die within the brain, it loses about 3 ounces. The brain begins to lose cells at a rate of 50,000 per day by the age of 30

[User Name # 1]

The brain reaches its maximum weight at age 20 - about 3 pounds. Over the next 60 years, as billions of nerve cells die within the brain, it loses about 3 ounces. The brain begins to lose cells at a rate of 50,000 per day by the age of 30

[User Name # 1]

A poodle fell from a balcony in Buenos Aires in October 1988. It killed three people. One was struck on the head, the second run over by a bus while watching, the third witnessed the event and died from a heart attack

[User Name # 1]

A poodle fell from a balcony in Buenos Aires in October 1988. It killed three people. One was struck on the head, the second run over by a bus while watching, the third witnessed the event and died from a heart attack

[User Name # 1]

Lightning bolts generate temperatures five times hotter than the 6,000 degrees Centigrade found at the surface of the sun

[User Name # 1]

Lightning bolts generate temperatures five times hotter than the 6,000 degrees Centigrade found at the surface of the sun

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 104
Cannot request exclusive semaphores at interrupt time.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 104
Cannot request exclusive semaphores at interrupt time.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 105
The previous ownership of this semaphore has ended.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 105
The previous ownership of this semaphore has ended.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 106
Undefined error code.

An error message can not be found for this error code.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 106
Undefined error code.

An error message can not be found for this error code.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 107
The program stopped because an alternate diskette was not inserted.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 107
The program stopped because an alternate diskette was not inserted.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 108
The disk is in use or locked by another process.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 108
The disk is in use or locked by another process.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 109
The pipe has been ended.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 109
The pipe has been ended.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 110
The system cannot open the device or file specified.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 110
The system cannot open the device or file specified.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 111
The file name is too long.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 111
The file name is too long.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 112
There is not enough space on the disk.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 112
There is not enough space on the disk.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 113
No more internal file identifiers available.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 113
No more internal file identifiers available.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 114
The target internal file identifier is incorrect.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 114
The target internal file identifier is incorrect.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 115-116
Undefined error code.

An error message can not be found for this error code.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 115-116
Undefined error code.

An error message can not be found for this error code.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 117
The IOCTL call made by the application program is not correct.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 117
The IOCTL call made by the application program is not correct.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 118
The verify-on-write switch parameter value is not correct.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 118
The verify-on-write switch parameter value is not correct.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 119
The system does not support the command requested.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 119
The system does not support the command requested.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 120
This function is not supported on this system.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 120
This function is not supported on this system.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 121
The semaphore timeout period has expired.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 121
The semaphore timeout period has expired.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 122
The data area passed to a system call is too small.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 122
The data area passed to a system call is too small.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 123
The filename, directory name, or volume label syntax is incorrect.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 123
The filename, directory name, or volume label syntax is incorrect.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 124
The system call level is not correct.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 124
The system call level is not correct.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 125
The disk has no volume label.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 125
The disk has no volume label.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 126
The specified module could not be found.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 126
The specified module could not be found.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 127
The specified procedure could not be found.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 127
The specified procedure could not be found.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 128
There are no child processes to wait for.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 128
There are no child processes to wait for.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 129
Undefined error code.

An error message can not be found for this error code.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 129
Undefined error code.

An error message can not be found for this error code.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 130
Attempt to use a file handle to an open disk partition for an operation other than raw disk I/O.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 130
Attempt to use a file handle to an open disk partition for an operation other than raw disk I/O.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 131
An attempt was made to move the file pointer before the beginning of the file.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 131
An attempt was made to move the file pointer before the beginning of the file.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 132
The file pointer cannot be set on the specified device or file.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 132
The file pointer cannot be set on the specified device or file.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 133
A JOIN or SUBST command cannot be used for a drive that contains previously joined drives.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 133
A JOIN or SUBST command cannot be used for a drive that contains previously joined drives.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 134
An attempt was made to use a JOIN or SUBST command on a drive that has already been joined.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 134
An attempt was made to use a JOIN or SUBST command on a drive that has already been joined.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 135
An attempt was made to use a JOIN or SUBST command on a drive that has already been substituted.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 135
An attempt was made to use a JOIN or SUBST command on a drive that has already been substituted.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 136
The system tried to delete the JOIN of a drive that is not joined.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 136
The system tried to delete the JOIN of a drive that is not joined.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 137
The system tried to delete the substitution of a drive that is not substituted.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 137
The system tried to delete the substitution of a drive that is not substituted.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 138
The system tried to join a drive to a directory on a joined drive.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 138
The system tried to join a drive to a directory on a joined drive.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 139
The system tried to substitute a drive to a directory on a substituted drive.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 139
The system tried to substitute a drive to a directory on a substituted drive.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 140
The system tried to join a drive to a directory on a substituted drive.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 140
The system tried to join a drive to a directory on a substituted drive.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 141
The system tried to SUBST a drive to a directory on a joined drive.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 141
The system tried to SUBST a drive to a directory on a joined drive.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 142
The system cannot perform a JOIN or SUBST at this time.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 142
The system cannot perform a JOIN or SUBST at this time.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 143
The system cannot join or substitute a drive to or for a directory on the same drive.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 143
The system cannot join or substitute a drive to or for a directory on the same drive.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 144
The directory is not a subdirectory of the root directory.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 144
The directory is not a subdirectory of the root directory.

[Mr.Lee]

Error Code 145
The directory is not empty.