World Record Thread

[Lenny]

I pity some of you.

An enhanced human would be better at thinking up ways of enhancing humans; would have an "increased capacity for invention"

You won't have seen the Dr. Who equivalent of thaT. :(

CYBERMEN!!! EEEEEEK! :eek:

[Jessifer]

Twas on a disk that I lost a while ago.

[Willkillforfood]

She doesn't look too bad. Too bad she looks like a bebi.

[Lenny]

And... it's not as if that's stopped you before. Eh, tiger?

G-rowl!

[Jessifer]

...Hm.

[Willkillforfood]

.mH...

[Lenny]

...Hm.

[Kaneda]

...Hm.

.mH...
Owned
...Hm.
Doubly owned!

[Lenny]

...Hm.

[Lenny]

..mH... ...Hm.....Hm..mH...

[Kaneda]

Um wait... The first time I quote you the Hm... was like that but you had the m upside down didn't you?

[Kaneda]

Wo. Um nvm I guess I'm just insane?

[Lenny]

Nah, you just don't have the air of an insane person. Sorry bud.

And I had the whole thing upside down. :)

[Kaneda]

Wo. Ok. How'd you change it then without the edit coming up?

[Lenny]

Come again?

[Kaneda]

Nvm...

[Willkillforfood]

the edit didn't copy it or some shit :o.

[Lenny]

Oh!!! I get it now!

I'm clever, you see? :)

[Kaneda]

I don't really understand what was going on anyways... I was VERY ;) ;) at the time.

[Great-Thanatos]

So bored.

[Kaneda]

get on d2

[Willkillforfood]

Screw d2. SCREW IT. I need a new game ...

[Kaneda]

HAHAHA CRACK IS WACK HUH NICCA! HUH!








































Bing

[1dumMan]

lets get this thread back up to the "new post section"

[Kaneda]

It does that every time someone posts...

[Lenny]

Wow. Now that is seriously clever!

[Penguin]

moose

[Kaneda]

Go back to Gravoon

[Kaneda]

Jaykay. Only mantra has to stay there.

[Great-Thanatos]

I've been playing D2 Relived its a lil funner than bnet considering I get r/d every 5 mins on bnet =\

[Great-Thanatos]

Spam.

[Kaneda]

I've been playing D2 Relived its a lil funner than bnet considering I get r/d every 5 mins on bnet =\

Um, its gotten better I thinks... I only get them after switching mules atleast 5+ times pretty quick, and they only last like 10 mins at the most.

[1dumMan]

just thought i would post here again...im bored

[Kaneda]

Always welcome.

[Atnas]

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Lenny]

What do you get if you cross an ostrich and a cow?

An Emoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Dar_Win]

129?
eh?

[Lenny]

OMG!! It's actualy YOOOOOOOOOOOOOu!!!!!!!!!

So, how many ISP's have you been through since we last spoke?

[Kaneda]

Did he get banned or somthing?

[Lenny]

Not as far as I know.

[Kaneda]

Lier!

[Dar_Win]

Am I the only one who doesn't like the new "New Posts" layout?

[Lenny]

There's a new layout?

Never click the button, so I don't know. :(

[Willkillforfood]

I don't like anything about this world! :( brb gotta cut myself more.

[Kaneda]

pix plz

[Dar_Win]

I hear when he cuts himself, he cuts his penis.....











pics plz. :)

[Great-Thanatos]

Am I the only one who doesn't like the new "New Posts" layout?
Vouch ... When I first looked at it before I knew it changed. I was like "HOLY POO 6 pages of new posts" then I saw that shit and was like awww...

[Chruser]

Aiming for page 2222.

[Jessifer]

Eeh...it'll happen.

[Willkillforfood]

when it hits 6666 the world will end.






















or so I hear.

[Jessifer]

Things got out of hand on 6-6-06 in Hell, MI. It was supposed to be a 'family' day for all, but people from out of town started pissing in the streets, yelling obscenities, and other random things that kids shouldn't have to see/hear. The head of the town had to make an official apology to it's citizens.

[Kaneda]

Thats what they get for not changing their name to Heaven, MI. the day before.

[Great-Thanatos]

So, I was going to work on 6-6-06 right...and like we all work out of town ~50 mile commute that we take a van for the trip right. Well it was ~5a.m. right and I happened to look over to the east bound lane of the interstate and there was this accident, this car got smashed pretty good. Well another car slammed into that car and blah blah blah. I run equipment and I was listening to the radio about this accident. Turns out the 2nd car wasn't paying attention and slammed into the first car and then everyone else stopped and tried helping them out...Then another hour later while the police weren't yet on sence a Semi-Truck SLAMMED into the line of people waiting to help the people in the accident...He hit 4 cars really hard ended up killing 3 people. Well that happened at like ~5a.m. like I said, we leave work at 4p.m. and go to where the accident was at about 5p.m. and they had shut the east bound lane down and were still cleaning it up.

Long but I figured I'd share it...seems scary.

[Dar_Win]

Where did the stats page go?

[Dar_Win]

Did Taco steal it again?

[Lenny]

Nah. New version of vBulletin - 3.5. Which means we need a Stats page that is compatible.

[Dar_Win]

Why is D3V banned again?

[Jessifer]

Who knows...who cares...

[Lenny]

Because he was annoying us?

[Great-Thanatos]

Because he was annoying us?
Someone said let there be ban and he got banned =\

[Sovereign]

Spam better newb. It's never goign to happen at this rate.

[Sovereign]

Spam better newb. It's never goign to happen at this rate.

[Sovereign]

Omg I got duplicate post error. This makes spamming much more difficult.

[Dar_Win]

You got owned by the interweb.

[Willkillforfood]

I honk for fat chicks.

[Dar_Win]

I honked at a car one time....... but it turned out to be a fat chick.

[Dar_Win]

whats up with the third group you can join? not no post count or goon.

the other one

[Jessifer]

Honk honk!

[Jessifer]

Everyone laugh at Darwin, for he cannot currently connect to Zelaron nor any other erection-inducing website.


HAHAHA!

[Kaneda]

Zelaron gives you an erection?

[Jessifer]

...yes.

[Lenny]

Ain't it one of Chruser's hosted forums?

[Dar_Win]

No idea.... but I shall attempt to join, and tell the tale of my adventure into the unknown!

[Kaneda]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I remeber my first time into the "unknown" not quit what I expected, but I finally came around my third time. Which by then it wasn't unknown of course.

[Dar_Win]

Was your ass sore the next time you woke up?

[Jessifer]

Let us hope so.

[Kaneda]

Hehehe

[Atnas]

Because he offended the calico-colored guinea pig, and that's all there is to it!

[Dar_Win]

Why did the WRT not get any posts for like two days?

[Atnas]

because of no Soap... Poor... Poor... soap.

[Atnas]

because of no Soap... Poor... Poor... soap.

[Atnas]

Why must the skinny die, when the fat survive?

[Dar_Win]

Lenny is down to 98%.

:)

[Willkillforfood]

ooooh snaps.

[Willkillforfood]

im still sitting phat at 100 =D.

[Dar_Win]

Where is Lenny? He hasn't been on in a while.

[Great-Thanatos]

Where is Lenny? He hasn't been on in a while.
WKFF ate him

[Lenny]

Awww. You noticed I'd died! :D

5 hour Thunderstorm - right overhead. Well, I say overhead, the cloud was 100 sq. miles. It was overhead EVERYWHERE.

So, 5 hours of thunder and lightning. 5 hours of monsoon rain. The whole lane - flooded. The river - rose nearly 20 feet. The modem - fried to hell and beyond. Second in two weeks. We forgot to unplug it. :p

So we got an ethernet card today, and have set up a wireless router. Fun!

And, so here I am. At a measly 93%. :angry:

[Lenny]

Maybe super-fantastic I didn't want to post? :p

Same applies for WKFF... except the "super-fantaistic I" bit.

And Kaneda.

And everyone else.

[Dar_Win]

Just get a surge strip.

Should protect against things frying.

[Lenny]

We've got one... but it doesn't protect the modem if we leave it plugged into the telephone socket.

[Dar_Win]

Oh, and btw, I'll get to 100% before you. :)

[Lenny]

Yep. :(

But I'll probably sustain it for a lot longer. :p

Look at my past year -- nearly a full year of 100%. How sad is that?! :D

[Kaneda]

Very sad

[Kaneda]

Excuse me son. Theres no skating here.

[Lenny]

That I am. :D

I told someone who wants to spend the Summer in front of her computer, but prefers to be out in the fresh air, to get a Laptop and Wireless Router.

That's sad too. :)

[Willkillforfood]

PC troubles cost me my 100%

[Lenny]

Tell me about it. They're bastards, when it all boils down.

Methinks Dar_Win has failed too?

[Lenny]

Or maybe not... he's still got ample time to post.

Quick, has anyone got a computer destroying virus?!!

[Dar_Win]

MUHAHAHA!!

I think not my British friend!

I cannot be stopped!

[Kaneda]

What if there was a non-stop 24 hour commercial free airing of family guy?

[Sovereign]

Turkey fucker

[Randuin]

What the fuck, culture?

[kyeruu]

my life sucks wooooooooooooo!

[Lenny]

It can't be that bad.

Just remember, there will ALWAYS be someone worse off than you in some way or other. Where your life might be good, their's will be absolutely awful.

[Dar_Win]

What if you are the guy worse off than anyone else?

[Lenny]

Then, by all accounts, you're well and truly fucked.

[Dar_Win]

He might as well kill himself.

[Lenny]

Indeed.

But then someone else will be worse off.

[kyeruu]

what if public enemy #1 in the whole world (by those weird to figure moments)

[Lenny]

I doubt you could have one person who is public enemy #1 in the whole world as each different country has different reasons for making someone public... oh screw it. I can't remember what I was going to say. :cry:

[Atnas]

That's what meth does to ya.....

[Dar_Win]

What if you were on the run, and there was a $1,000,000 reward for you, dead or alive.

You could get rich by turning yourself in. :)

[Lenny]

But that's not the world's public enemy number one.

I suppose you'd be able to pay your own bail, have a bit of money left over, and do a runner again.

[Sovereign]

SPAMasdf

[Willkillforfood]

I'll be back at 100% asap, capytain.

[Great-Thanatos]

I'll be back at 100% asap, capytain.
Not if I have anything to say about it!

[Kaneda]

Not if I have anything to say about it!

I think we have a mutany on our hands.

[Lenny]

Hmmm...

Mutiny always reminds me of Bounty chocolate bars.

[Kaneda]

Ever had a Violet Crumble?

[Lenny]

Nope. What are they?

[Lenny]

Oh! It's like a Crunchie, except the bubbles inside are "finer and more brittle"?

[Kaneda]

Perhaps.
http://www.candycrave.com/images/Candy/VioletCrumble.jpg
Those bad boys are GAWDLY!

[Kaneda]

Do they say godly on GW?

[Lenny]

I can't say I've come across it... but then again, I prefer playing in the International Districts with the chat turned off:

- Normal districts with chat slows my computer down, especially if it's a really big city.
- In the International Districts you can find people who actually know what they're doing and get the missions done better
- And anyway, they're all usually French, or Korean, and I'd be damned if I can understand them, let alone know if they say "Godly".

[Jessifer]

Jess has a reaaaally bad sunburn right now. :(:(:(

Ouchies...

[Lenny]

Awwww.

I had really bad sunburn on my ankles once. That stung like hell.

[Kaneda]

And no where else huh? Right...

[Lenny]

And nowhere else. :)

I was wearing:

- One of those groovy sunhats with a bit that protects you neck
- A long-sleeved shirt
- Ankle-length trousers
- Tainers

I forgot to put my socks on. :(

Oh, and I was wearing hockey-mask so my face didn't tan either. :weird:

[Jessifer]

Riiight...

Actually, my dad's ankles burnt too. Other than that, he's so fuckin' tan that he doesn't show signs of burning anymore anyway. He's out in the sun every day.

[JRwakebord]

I can sympathize. My girl has been alternating between calling me "Clifford" and "Lobster Boy" all fucking day.

[Lenny]

Hello my friendly little crustacean. How're you today?

[Jessifer]

Loverly! Seen any delicious krill near-by?

[Lenny]

Nought but bloody plankton, as far as I can tell.

The river was all murky. :(

Usually I go out and feed the fish in the river at break, but I couldn't see them today. So instead I fed the ducklings, and watched a dragonfly buzz around all over the shop. Loads of caterpillars too.

[Kaneda]

Theyre from Australia I believe.
The generic term for the candy is Honeycomb. Or chocolate covered honeycomb.

[Lenny]

Which is exactly what a Crunchie is. :)

[Kaneda]

Excellent.

[Kaneda]

Do you like them?
Crunchy btw is a tad bit boring for a candy bar name.

[Lenny]

They're absolutely loverly!! The guy who came up with them is a genius!!!

One of my favourite chocolate bars. :)

[Jessifer]

Ach! The sunburn on mine legs doth itch so! :(:(:(

[Kaneda]

I hear bleach stops the itching like nobodys buisness.

[Lenny]

Take a potato peeler to the worst bits. It works an absolute treat.

[Dar_Win]

I find covering myself in lighter fluid, then holding a match to myself works the best.

[Jessifer]

You're all quite helpful, really.

[Lenny]

Are you... local?

[Jessifer]

Local? Under what context is this being used?

[Lenny]

Not, local?

[Jessifer]

...Explain your meaning.

[Lenny]

She covets the precious things of the shop!

[Jessifer]

...Weirdo.

[Atnas]

:confused: Yellow?

[Lenny]

We didn't burn him!!

[Atnas]

BLEEEEUUUURGGGG!!!!!! MY gut feels like I actaully drank bleach, swallowed a match, and then used a potatoe peeler to screw up the inside..... Do you think it's Ibeuprofrien, chlorine, my diet of ice cream and waffles, or the sun BLEEUEUEUERGGG.....

[Dar_Win]

idiot.

kill.

poop.







SPLAT!

i just bought a new Moto. Razor. I'm so happy :).

[Kaneda]

Eh razrs we're way over hyped.

[Lenny]

Come for me when the firey ball weighs heavily in the sky...

[Kaneda]

Fuck that I'm heading for the mountains nigga.

[-Spector-]

sexxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Jessifer]

Vagoo.

[Lenny]

How much to leave the shop and never come back? Seventy? Eighty? Alright a pound.

We're local here!

[Atnas]

Someone said Sex! FIREY SEX! ZOMG WHERE!!!?!?!?

[Atnas]

clifford... Do you think he's gay? Literally? I mean, that scene with T-bone, WOW!

[Lenny]

You heard the man, take off your clothes.

[Atnas]

... Why should I listen to you? Ye who was raised by demons!

[Lenny]

You won't catch me with my pants down.

[Lenny]

Bah... this is boring now. None of you know what I'm going on about. As always. :(

[Decayed Voodoo]

pen0r pump. ;[

[HandOfHeaven]

You have one too?

[Lenny]

Why, do you need some help getting it up in the morning?

[JRwakebord]

You won't catch me with my pants down.


Nor will a girl, for that matter...

[Kaneda]

Poor Lenny

[Kaneda]

Just wait, he'll be banging all those little prude girls that go to the all girls college down the lane.

[Lenny]

The nearest one is in Bury at Qegs (kwegs)... and they're all under 12. :(

[Kaneda]

Aww god. Why Lenny why!?

[Willkillforfood]

Rofl Kaneda. Lenny, you should really start firing back at them one day =P.

[Lenny]

Because I'm working with two 20-odd y/o's who talk allllll day about breaking in a tight virgin. We try to start a serious conversation, and they always lower the standard... a lot.

So, would you lick a girl's asshole after she'd had a shit, or eat her out after your best friend has spunked in her?

Would you prefer 4 fingers up your arse, or a nine-inch, vibrating dildo?

[Willkillforfood]

Are you sure they aren't trying to break in your ass with things like that being brought up? x_X.

[Lenny]

I don't know... you should've seen the way they looked at me when they started talking about 16 y/o virgins. :eek:

[Kaneda]

Rofl.
Sick.
Virgins suck for two reasons.
1. If you have any sympathy you have to take your time. Its a process...
2. If you do, do it in a decent way they will fall in love with you, forever.

[Kaneda]

While we're on the topic. How's Jenny?

[Willkillforfood]

Last time I saw Jenny she was living with Forrest.

[Lenny]

HA!! That's exactly what they both ask me each morning. :p

She was good last time we spoke, which was a few days ago. Off on her holidays on Saturday.

And she's still with her current bf.

[Lenny]

How's Klo?

[Willkillforfood]

How many kids on the way, Kaneda? Are you going to show them you and Klo's special thread when they're older? =p

[klo]

yea, take your time....heh. and you dont know ill love you forever. its only been 4 years. see you when i get back.

[klo]

one, and she's not going to be an internet freak like her dad.

[KagomJack]

Now, drugs are bad, m'kay.

[Kaneda]

lol omg

[Lenny]

Congratulations!

And are you sure she's going to be a girl? Or just being hopeful?

[Kaneda]

Its for sure.

[Lenny]

Good for you. :)

[kyeruu]

My great great grandmother died !!!!! YAY! now i can take her cash......if i had know her i wouldn't have said yay

[Kaneda]

That was the best fight scene in Naruto.

[Willkillforfood]

Lol. Gotta stir shit up again talking about virgins Kaneda. BAD! BADD! Yea, that was a good fight scene. That's the only reason anyone watches it anymore ...hoping to catch some of that stuff.

[Randuin]

Need more googleads on that site to be honest

[KagomJack]

I'm Ron Jeremy!

[Lenny]

Good day to you Ron. I'm Clive. How are you?

[Kaneda]

Virgins?
Esh... I dunno. They're clingy...

and ugh. UGH! UGH! UGH! Like a caveman ya know. GOD DAMNIT!
It's shitty not having a place to vent now that she reads this...
I'm so fuxed up I could almost not care though.
But even I'm not that stupid.
Or is this stupid?
Maybe I am.
Or am I?

[Lenny]

Erm...

Fun birthday?

[Jessifer]

If you found a way to sneak under her name you could block yourself and just tell her that you stopped coming here altogether.

Edit:

Unless she reads the site while not logged in.

[Lenny]

How about join the Dragoons and just go mad in the private section? She can't see that.

[Willkillforfood]

If you found a way to sneak under her name you could block yourself and just tell her that you stopped coming here altogether.

Edit:

Unless she reads the site while not logged in.

Unless she reads that.

[Kaneda]

lol
asbvfdd

[Kaneda]

Ive got a EpEnis

[Kaneda]

We should get Chronic kIlla to post in here as a tribute anniversary thing something kind bacon. COw!?s

[JRwakebord]

CLow!!!!!

[Jessifer]

That too.

[KagomJack]

Does anyone else see purple Christina Agulera monsters too?

[Lenny]

Nope.

But I did demonstrate the Polish Bicycle to people at work today.

[Atnas]

Did they all get pregnant? Even the guys?

[Atnas]

JjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLA
OMG THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT TOPIC.

[wilma]

Jeez, he spammed that about 20 times....keep it going

JjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLAJjAng Korwean Pride KaKa Kaka PSDOP SPAM JEFFYK ow
SUCKY DOLLA CANA SUCXKY DOLLA DOLLA

[Willkillforfood]

I love your signature =D.

[wilma]

Cyanide and Hapiness, they're funny shit.....in a terrible "I ran over your dog" sort of way...

[Kaneda]

gayzors1121211!!

010001111001

lol omg so pwnage

[wilma]

yuo r teh l33t-a-sauras!!11!!2!223!!3

[Lenny]

Here's your latte, sir.

[Jessifer]

I ordered a Mocha, asshole! And I'm a woman! :mad:

[Kaneda]

Ohhh well in that case. When are you due?

[kyeruu]

;) :killgrin: :x ^_^ :D :grin: :haha: :( :cry: :mad: :eek: o_O :weird: :o :rolleyes: :p :nerd: ^^ :cool: Jeez, he spammed that about 20 times....keep it goingMy god......i have nothing better todo i'll spamm my self kyeruu
kyeruu
kyeruu
kyeruu
kyeruu
kyeruu
kyeruu
kyeruu
(this seems selfish thus i shal insult my selft)
isuck
isuck
isuck
isuck
isuck
isuck
isuck
isuck
isuck
isuck
isuck
isuck
\isuck
isuck
isuck
isuck
iosuck
sicuk
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:) ;) :killgrin: mixed emotions:) pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooh sucks

[Jessifer]

According to the male society, never.

[Kaneda]

Theres donors.

[testing]
gay

[Kaneda]

gayt
....

[JRwakebord]

tyag, you're it!

[Lenny]

We were playing with Kimble guns at work today. They're the things you use to put those annoying plastic things into clothes that hold on the tags. They have giant needles on them.

We decided it would be fun to play Tig with them, on account of them being used for tags.

"Tag, you're it."

"MY BACK! YOU'VE DRAWN BLOOD! ARGH!"

[Great-Thanatos]

Damn brits

[Willkillforfood]

Lol. Go out and meet people Jessi, you'll get laid =P.

[Jessifer]

It's not the meeting people thing that I have a problem with. I get along with everyone I meet...pretty much. The problem is finding someone who likes me in more of a romantic view.

*shrug*

[Lenny]

What you want, is a nice geek to call your own.

The only upkeep they need is a pizza every couple of days, and they're more romantic than any other stereotypical group.

[Jessifer]

This I know.

[Lenny]

Yay! :D

[JRwakebord]

Wow, Lenny was right for once!

[Jessifer]

Not right, just stating the obvious.

[JRwakebord]

Lenny stop edging in on me!

[Jessifer]

Hahaha...

[JRwakebord]

http://www.nickscipio.com/funstuff/archive7/images/ohgod.jpg

[Kaneda]

fuck i just put holes in the apts walls...

[Kaneda]

I used to go to Galveston/Houston all the time as a youngin.

[Willkillforfood]

Lenny's gonna give Jessi a proper shag.

[Jessifer]

Hahaha...

[JRwakebord]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Somehow I don't see that happening.

[Willkillforfood]

Lenny's a suave motha fuckah =o.

[Lenny]

And Jess isn't a mother. She doesn't fit the bill, sorry.

[JRwakebord]

She will be a mother once you're done with her.

[Kaneda]

So what are you trying to say Lenny, you only fuck mothers.


Huh.


Mother fucker?

[Willkillforfood]

I sit by a really hot MILF in my english class. =P. I was all touching her and shit and then I asked her how old she was and she was like, "older than you'd think." And she was like, "My husband graduated in '94 and I graduated shortly after." She has a kid in kindergarden, lol. I almost feel dirty for hitting on her =O.

[Lenny]

An adult? In a 19 y/o's English set?

[Jessifer]

This is funny...

[Kaneda]

College perhaps?


Anyways WK you need to hit that. Hot married milf.

O
M
G

Just the thought makes me uh

[Lenny]

I wonder what her husband would say... and the kids.