World Record Thread

[Kaneda]

So thats what that bastard is cooking.

[Kaneda]

DOOOO YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT La Roca is COOKIN!?


La cucaracha

[undeadzombieguy]

Aye Aye Carrramba!

Got Burrito?! With Nachooos?!¿?¿?¿?

[JRwakebord]

WHOA wtf??! undead is temp banned?! what did he do??

[JRwakebord]

Whoa nevermind. Just found the reason/thread. Wow, thats a lot of people.

[Kaneda]

Please direct me to the thread where he commited the crime

[Kaneda]

Hahaha, WW that prick. HAHAHA. That is funny though.

[JRwakebord]

Just search his recent posts, and you'll find about 4 tempbanned people in one thread. Wowzers.

[Kaneda]

Ya thats what I ended up doing.

[Lenny]

What happened?? What happened??!!

[Lenny]

Ha ha ha!!!

Poor guys...:p

And mantra is the only one who avioded it...:p

And to think, I was gonna post in that thread...until I remembered the rules...:p

[Lenny]

Anyway...where was I??

[Lenny]

Oh yes...

[Lenny]

I smell...a comeback!!!

[Kaneda]

A comeback huh. Maybe you should tell her to wash up before she gets back in bed.

[Lenny]

I smell...a comeback!!!

A comeback I tells ya!!!

[Jamesadin]

2026.... same as my PIN number.

[JRwakebord]

Erm, what?

Zut Alors! Je suis un membre senior!

[Lenny]

2026??

Wah??

Were my posts at 2026 when you posted??

[JRwakebord]

2026.... same as my PIN number.


Careful, D3V may try to use that to imitate you.

[Lenny]

God almight the World's gone NUTS!!!!



























RUN FOR THE HILLS INFIDELS!!!



















I smell...a comeback!!!

[undeadzombieguy]

lol I was just visiting like usual and wanted to reply to a thread, it gave me bullshit so I was like, yo what the fuck is this? I'm already signed in. Then after 6 times trying to post I actually read the text on the page I was redirected to. After using my superior batman like detective skills I traced back my last posts and found the torrents thread with WW's post. I kinda laughed when I saw what was going on.

AMAZING STORY, NO?!

[Great-Thanatos]

lol I was just visiting like usual and wanted to reply to a thread, it gave me bullshit so I was like, yo what the fuck is this? I'm already signed in. Then after 6 times trying to post I actually read the text on the page I was redirected to. After using my superior batman like detective skills I traced back my last posts and found the torrents thread with WW's post. I kinda laughed when I saw what was going on.

AMAZING STORY, NO?!
wb from temp ban

[Kaneda]

Ha. Chump,
Whats Fonzi Like?! WHATS FONZI LIKE!?


















Thats right, Fonzis cool.

[Lenny]

What is Fonzi??


The smell of comeback is becoming stronger...

[undeadzombieguy]

Are you serious?

[undeadzombieguy]

Does jumping the shark at least ring a bell?

[Lenny]

Nope.

I yes I am serious.

So what's a Fonzi and what relevance does jumping the shark have??


The smell of comeback is overpowering me!!!

[Kaneda]

LoL! Everything we consider sacred, he's always just like, Whats that? Wait... your from Holland and your even down w/ all American bullshit. You really do live in a fake Europe Lenny! OMG, you have to get on a row boat and row yourself out the the door!





On a better note! I have found a loophole at work! HAHAHA! Fight the system! There's this one coke machine, where if you put in a few quarters and a nickle and then press the change return, it will give you a extra quarter! So I dont even have to buy anything, the machine pays for my candy and sodas and no one else knows about it! YAR!

[Kaneda]

And now for something completely different.

Gmail is for gangstas!!!!!! 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF 0MGH4X[]/\[]TF

Its true it says so here!

http://www.navelgirl.com/abaja/j6.htm

[Kaneda]

comeback whale.

[Lenny]

If I started spouting all my enlgish things then you'd be asking "What's that??". Remember the crumpets in the last flame thread?? Very few if any people knoew what crumpets were...

[Kaneda]

...damn crumpets...

[Kaneda]

Nope.

I yes I am serious.

So what's a Fonzi and what relevance does jumping the shark have??


The smell of comeback is overpowering me!!!

http://www.thestudentzone.com/articles/images/fonz.jpg

Heeeeeeeeey
That my friend is a Fonzi.

[Lenny]

Ah...

Okie Dokie then.

Back to the comeback line I suppose...

[undeadzombieguy]

Heh, I dont really blame you... I'd guess 90% of my friends probably wouldnt know what jumping the shark means, or what the hell happy days and fonzie is all about.

http://www.jumptheshark.com/

[Lenny]

You mean Happy Days as in the TV Series??

I know what that is!!! I've even seen a few episodes...:D

[undeadzombieguy]

OMG HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER FONZIE THEN???!!!!

Damn son, act like u kno then...shiiiit...nucca is braindamaged or whut.

[Lenny]

I can't remember anything except some kind of 80's cafe...I didn't really watch them...more like sit down and notice that they were on kinda thing...

[Kaneda]

Taxi?

Insert signficant content here:

[Kaneda]

I've never heard of jumping the shark either till just now. It really doesnt relate to Happy Days specifcally...

[Kaneda]

Wow, The Tick is on the list of never jumped. I thought that was one of Fox's bad moves...
I liked it but I thought it got low ratings or somthing.

[undeadzombieguy]

Only American 80's cafe I can remember was the one in which Frasier first appeared in, before getting his own sitcom. I cant remember the name damnit. As far as brittish tv goes, I think Man about the house had a cafe where they'd all hang out regularly.

I used to watch tv, alot. I was like a walking tv guide. My friends would be like, hey what's on tonight? Whats it about? I could tell them everything in detail. Same goes for movies.

[undeadzombieguy]

In one episode of happy days, Fonzie gets on jetski's with his leather jacket on and jumps over a shark that swims in the water...

http://www.mashby.com/images/posts/jump_the_shark.gif
EYYYYYYYYYY

[KagomJack]

I changed my sig, bitches~!

[Lenny]

So you have...

[Lenny]

I wonder...

[Lenny]

Let's see if we can count to 5000!!!

No double posting etc.

No forum I've known has ever managed to do it.

Shall I start then??

[Lenny]

(One) 1

[Kaneda]

CHEERS. The place where they always know your name.

2

[undeadzombieguy]

yES THAT'S IT!

3

[KagomJack]

STEP DOWN! I DON'T SWEAT YOU! That's right, you all suck.

4

[Kaneda]

Oh contrare, I belive your the one that sucks. Literally.

Counting to 5000 is silly, just mark the spot where you want to start, and 5000 posts later you've got it.

5

[KagomJack]

STFU n00b!

6

[Great-Thanatos]

Hi2u



7

[undeadzombieguy]

GOTANEWSIGANDAVa

8

[Kaneda]

Sig?

9

[Lenny]

Like the new sig and avatar.

10

[undeadzombieguy]

ONLy 4989 to go!

11

[Lenny]

We'll get there in the end.

12



I've just finished my music composition...3 weeks after the deadline...:p

[KagomJack]

Comment ca va?

13

[Lenny]

Bitte??

14.

[Jamesadin]

Were my posts at 2026 when you posted??

It was the page number, yo.

[KagomJack]

YOU FUCKED UP EVERYTHING, JAMES!

That's love thar <3

[JRwakebord]

I don't know why, but I started laughing aloud at that.

[undeadzombieguy]

oh ohhhhhh! AGAIN, AGAIN!

1.

[Kaneda]

Teletubbies! Teletubbies... SAY HELL O!!!

2

[Lenny]

Grrr...

3.

[Kaneda]

On this one particular computer at work UZG's sig stays his old one. But on other computers its the new one. which is sweet btw.
did you do that by hand or what?

4.

[Lenny]

Maybe it's some kind of cookie or whatever...


5.

[undeadzombieguy]

Maybe it uses the cache or something, dont really know how that works. Yes I did make it entirely by hand, except for the 3 people standing on the right side, those are just custom shapes that come with photoshop...

6.

[Lenny]

I wish I could draw things like that...:(

7.

[Great-Thanatos]

I see the old one

8.

[KagomJack]

I like Anne Rice

9

[Kaneda]

Shes the shit. I went to the library the other day to see if they had the last couple books of the vampire chonicles and the library log said they had like 15 of her books. I went to the section and they had 3. Seriously half of they're books have been stolen. Its pisses me off. Whats the point of stealing from a library, you can pretty much check out books indefinatly!
Read The Da Vinci Code. Its fucking awsome.

http://www.multistudio.com.br/blog/img_posts/Teletubbie-Amarelo-Elfico02.jpg

Wtf?

http://users.telenet.be/crabbe-roovers/images/lore/F1000025.JPG

Maybe I should make this my photo blog. Omg LOL i said blog! Er er er


10.

[Lenny]

Anna Rice...Anna Rice...can't say I've heard of her.

What type of things does she write??

Ever heard of Terry Goodkind?? I've just finished readin the last book of his Sword of Truth series (Pillars of Creation)...and yesterday I went into a bookshop and saw the next one for sale...I didn't know there was another until yesterday...but my Library is slow...so I have nothing to read...:cry:

11.

[Kaneda]

You've never heard of the Vampire Lestat? Or Interview with a Vampire? Hmm
Anyways she writes primarly vampire books. But theres a mummy one, and a couple witch ones... Shes a classic.

12.

[Lenny]

Nope. Never heard of her.

She an American writer?? Maybe she hasn't made it across the pond yet...

[Kaneda]

That seems unlikely shes been writing for decades.

Interview With The Vampire
The Vampire Lestat
Queen Of The Damned
The Tale Of The Body Thief
Memnoch The Devil
The Vampire Armand
Pandora (New Tales)
Vittorio The Vampire (New Tales)
Merrick
Blood And Gold
Blackwood Farm
Blood Canticle

There they all are. Ive read the first 9... Most were excellent, some were just good.

[KagomJack]

I've read the first three and The Vampire Armand. I'm wanting to get Tale of the Body Thief.

666

[undeadzombieguy]

AWWWW nigga fuck u. :mad:

1.

[JRwakebord]

Penis.

2

[Kaneda]

That fucking machine at work that I said gave me free quaters just ate my 60 cents! Piece of shit! I think those fucking Coke vendors are up to something... It was counting my quaters as 10cents, and then when I pressed change return it just clicked at me and gave me a nickel back. Fuck I wanted some Reeses too...

[Lenny]

You're breaking the chain on purpose. STOP IT!!!


1.

[Kaneda]

You broke it the second time.

2.

[!King_Amazon!]

Off topic.

*CLOSED*

[Lenny]

Shit...so I did...:p

Ooooops...

1.

[Kaneda]

Stop trolling in our WRT

2.

[undeadzombieguy]

WURDd.

3.

[JRwakebord]

I'm sitting here in a fucking suit waiting for my family so we can go to some fancy dinner, bored out of my mind. They're so goddamn slow sometimes. I don't even really wanna go, but I don't have much of a choice. My family donated $10Million to a local hospital, and this is their way of sucking up to us :(

[undeadzombieguy]

I donated €2 to the cancer foundation once, but only because I grabbed the wrong coin from my pocket and getting it back was too much trouble. :(

From now on cancer foundation collecters get the same treatment as Jehova witnesses. Open door, call them dirty whores, spit in their faces, kick them away and quickly close the door.

[!King_Amazon!]

Stop trolling in our WRT

2.
I troll where I want fool.

[Lenny]

Right, well this was a fucking pointless excercise.

[!King_Amazon!]

Still fat?

1

[Lenny]

What?? Are you asking if I'm fat??

I've never been fat in my life and I don't plan to be.

2.

[!King_Amazon!]

Then why are you excersizing?

[Lenny]

Nvm.

1.

I was gonna say something as well then but you made me forget!!

[KagomJack]

I fucking hate you all!

[Kaneda]

FUCK YOU!




Add me to your MySpace friend list! Then we can totally get to know each other and like chill and stuff.

[Lenny]

The comeback is approaching!!

[Lenny]

I'm surprised none of you have asked what the comeback is yet...

[Lenny]

Anyone???

:(

[Kaneda]

What is the comeback Lenny?

[Kaneda]

I (and I assume the rest of them) just figure you you raving on about your usual slop.

[Kaneda]

Didn't cross my mind that you had a intention to the comeback, this is the WRT thread after all...

[Kaneda]

"Run for the hills I tell ya!!"

[Lenny]

Not completely...I raved myself out when a friend wouldn't give me the MSN address of someone in Devon...she's not as nice as some people I know, but it does me good to speak to new people...in the end I logged onto his account and took it anyway...:D

[Lenny]

The comeback, unfortunately, doesn't include RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! ...yet...instead it is:

Shite, I took it off my copy and past thingy...gimme a few minutes...

[Lenny]

The comeback is (now I've got it on my clipboard):

And here are the newly editted 10 books of Lenny...ENJOY!!!



The First Book of Lenny..........

And God said: "Blessed be the Big-Noses."
And the people laughed.
And God looked down at Lenny and said: "Well he has got a big nose."
And the people laughed.
And the 27th disciple, George, said: "Like an Alligator."
And God said: "I know a joke about Alligators."
And the [58] disciples said: "Tell us."
And God said: "A man walked into a bar and asked the waiter: 'Do you do Alligator sandwiches?' And the waiter said: 'Yes.' And the man replied: 'OK then, get me an alligator sandwich, and make it quick.'."
And so the first joke of the age was given to the faithful.


The Second Book of Lenny..........


And Lenny said unto the crowd: "And God came to me in a dream and he [told] to me the second joke of the age. Thus I repeat: A man walked into a bar and said: 'WHAT THE??? WHICH IDIOT PUT THIS HERE???'."
And the people laughed.
And the blessed Big-Noses were made martyrs.
And so came the second joke of the age.


The Book of Thomas..........

And Thomas said unto the people: "I am God."
And the people worshipped him and made him God and built him temples and bought him cake.


The Third Book of Lenny..........

And God came unto Lenny in a dream and [gave] unto him directions for the third joke of the age.
And so Lenny travelled to the Temple of Thomas, but the cake proved too much for him, so instead he went to the Lesser Temple of Tom where [he] found the third joke.
And so he addressed the crowd: "A Big-Nose, a fishmonger and a slightly stupid Irish person were sitting on a bridge eating lunch. The Big-Nose opened his lunchbox, found camel-hair sandwiches and said: 'If the wife gives me these once more I will throw myself off of this bridge.' The fishmonger opened his lunchbox, found camel-meat sandwiches and said: 'If the wife gives me these once more I will throw myself off of this bridge.' And the slightly stupid Irish person opened his lunchbox, found camel sandwiches and said in a slightly corny imitation of an Irish persons voice: 'If the wife gives me these once more I will throw myself off of this bridge.' The next day, all three men had the same butties again, and thus threw themselves off the bridge. At their funeral, a joint affair, the Big-Nose's wife said: 'I don't understand it; camel-hair was his favourite.' And the fishmonger's wife said: 'I don't understand it; camel-meat was his favourite.' And the Slightly Stupid Irish person's wife said: 'I don't understand it; he made his own sandwiches.'
And the people laughed.
And one said: "What is an Irish person?"
And Lenny replied: "I'll be damned."
And the people laughed.
And so was found the third joke of the age.


The Fourth Book of Lenny..........

And God came Lenny in a fourth dream and revealed the fourth joke of the age.
And Lenny was heard to mutter: "Ha ha, Dom the Worm."
And Lenny laughed himself to death.
And so ended the Legacy of the Big-Nose.
And thus the fourth joke of the age was never again spoken by mortal lips.
And the people had to make do with 'Danny the Ginger' instead.
And thus ended the Religious Age of the Jokes.



[u]The Fifth Book of Lenny..........

And Lenny arrived at the gates of heaven.
And St. Peter told him the demons of heaven had gone down to Earth to look for him.
And Lenny said: "Demons in heaven. Ha. A paradox in a paradox."
And St. Peter did not understand.
And St. Peter asked Lenny what he meant.
And Lenny said: "Ignore me, I'm rambling."
And St. Peter shrugged.
And St. Peter received a message by L-mail.
And Lenny said: "I never knew they had Lightning mail here."
And St. Peter said: "New Fixture. Keeps on getting interference form storms below though."
And St. Peter read the message.
And Lenny read the message over his shoulder.
And Lenny went white.
And St. Peter grinned.
And St. Peter pushed a button and Lenny returned to Earth.
And Lenny was in his bed.
And the demons of heaven were standing around it.
And Lenny screamed.
And the demons laughed.
And thus Lenny was reincarnated.
And the demons of heaven tortured Lenny for insulting the new God Danny.
And they stuck burning pins into all of his hair holes.
And they broke all of his bones with a teddy bear.
And Lenny was in intense pain.
And Lenny screamed.
And the demons grinned and tortured him some more.
And Danny looked down from heaven and said: "This pleases Danny."
And the demons grinned.
And they tortured Lenny.
And they ripped out his tongue with a fork.
And they invited his neighbours over for a party.
And the neighbours trashed his house.
And Lenny screamed.
And the demons persuaded Lenny's girlfriend to sleep with his brother.
And Lenny screamed.
And the demons tortured Lenny some more.
And they ripped open his stomach.
And they burnt his internal organs.
And they filled his insides with minus pH acids.
And they stitched him back up again.
And Lenny died once more.
And thus ended the torture of Lenny.


The Sixth Book of Lenny...........

And the Reincarnated Lenny was told by [Mr.] Bob that a minus pH was impossible.
And Lenny argued with Mr. Bob.
And Mr. Bob gave Lenny a Chemistry lesson.
And Lenny laughed.
And Mr. Bob said: "OK then smartass, Make a -pH acid."
And Lenny said: "OK, I will."
And Lenny walked up the stairs to the Chemistry lab.
And in the Lab, Lenny failed to make a -pH acid.
And Mr. Bob laughed.
And Lenny ran out in a huff.
And Lenny stood on a rather large thumbtack.
And the thumbtack stuck in his foot
And Lenny hopped around, trying to get it out.
And he hopped towards the stairs.
And Lenny fell down the stairs.
And he fell down a floor.
And then another.
And a third.
And he fell on a poor orphan girl.
And the poor orphan girl broke his fall.
And Lenny was unharmed but from a rather large thumbtack still in his foot.
And then the little orphan girl stood up.
And there was much rejoicing.
And the little orphan girl said "You monster you fell on me".
And the little orphan girl proceeded to smack Lenny in the face.
And there was much rejoicing.
And so it was that which was the Sixth Book of Lenny.



The Seventh Book of Lenny...........

And so the Big-Nosed prophet prophesised once more.
And God came him.
And God said: “Not you again! I suppose I’ll give you a few more jokes then.”
And so the Second Coming of the Joke happened.
And God whispered into Lenny’s ear.
And Lenny said [unto] the crowd that [was] gathering: “What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?”
And the crowd answered: “A Woolly Jumper!”
And Lenny frowned a said: “No. A Sheeparoo.”
And the crowd groaned.
And so it was that the second coming came.
And immediately wished it hadn’t.



[u]The Eighth Book of Lenny...........

And so Lenny once more ventured to the Temple of Tom.
And the cake there was slightly damp and mouldy.
And Lenny’s hungry followers ate it.
And many died of food poisoning.
And Lenny entered the temple in search of a joke.
And he searched for hours.
And he came out to address his depleted crowd of maniacs.
And he said: “I used to be a werewolf, but I’m alright today.”
And many people were carted off in yellow carts with square wheels driven by funny little men in white coats.
And so another joke was forced upon the people.



The Ninth Book of Lenny...........

And so the Big-noses became celebrities once more.
And Lenny was given his own church in the backyard of the crazy-peoples home so he wouldn’t have to walk [far].
And many a laughing scream could be heard there day and night.
And postcards with the latest jokes on them were printed very often.
And Lenny greeted his followers with the joke: “My dog has no nose.”
To which they reply: “Well how does he smell?”
To which Lenny replies: “I don’t know, you’ll have to ask him.”
And the crazy-peoples home had to move to bigger premises [due] to business booming.



The Tenth Book of Lenny...........

And so Lenny lived to the ripe old age of 37.
And the people asked him to tell one more joke before he snuffed it.
And Lenny addressed the crowd.
And the people said they already had homes.
So Lenny decided to tell one more joke.
And he thought for a moment.
And he said: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
And the people asked: “Why?”
And Lenny said: “I don’t know, that’s why I was asking you.”
And so Lenny died.
And the people were finally happy.
And he never, ever, ever returned to bring his reign of madness upon the world again. Not even for Comic Relief or anything!

[!King_Amazon!]

Lenny fucking sucks.

[undeadzombieguy]

(\_/)
( . .)
c(")(")

CuTEEEE! <3

[undeadzombieguy]

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[Kaneda]

PWNS

lol, I couldnt figure out what PWNS stood for until I typed it out. I was like ok... it says UZG (undead zombie guy) P W N S (what is that like his school initials)

[Lenny]

No I don't!!!

You can't say things like that!! It will throw the world of insanity as we know it into disrepair beyond repair!!! YOU MONSTER AMONG MEN!!!

[undeadzombieguy]

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[undeadzombieguy]

im going to post all the sigs I've ever used on here if I still have them somewhere.

[undeadzombieguy]

Seems I've lost the 2nd and 3rd signatures and I forgot how to make the 1st one (two girls next to eachother in {}"">?< like the bunny a couple of posts back)

I'm not going to post the other ones, it would be incomplete!

[undeadzombieguy]

When I reach 2000 posts I'm going to post a picture of myself.

[undeadzombieguy]

Or maybe not. It just depends on whether I get permission or not.

[undeadzombieguy]

I'm too many hot.

[undeadzombieguy]

0:25... I think it's time for me to go to bed.

At 8:00 tomorrow morning, this morning actually.. 3 of my cousins are comming over because my aunt gots to work huh. It's a 4yo girl, 6yo girl and a 9yo boy. 'The boy isnt so bad, I just plant him behind the pc and he'll be quiet for the next couple of hours. The girls are a different story. They're always jumping on me and pulling my clothes and shit like that and you cant escape those fuckers either, they'll find you anywhere! One time I hid in the closet to get my shit together and plan a counter attack. I sat down and heard a little giggle behind me. AWWWW there was my 4yo cousin waiting for me in the closet like some predator! I roared real load which scared her and then she started crying. I wanted to pick her up but she slapped me and ran to my mom. oh man I felt so bad...:( of course 10 minutes later she had forgotten everything and continued with her usual hunting rituals. It's crazy I tell you! CRAZY!

-UZG

PS - <3 ^_^

[!King_Amazon!]

Lenny fucking sucks.

[Kaneda]

Too many hot you are.

[Kaneda]

http://www.noonansyndrome.org/gallery/Nicci%20Lea%20-15.jpg Too many hot I am

[Kaneda]

Lmfao! Pwn!

[Lenny]

Why dost thou hateth me so??

[Kaneda]

Why do you care?

[Lenny]

I don't know...just making conversation.

[undeadzombieguy]

Piet Pierre has six fingers and pays for women.

[undeadzombieguy]

Piet Pierre is too many hot. psshhhaaazzzz (thats the sound u get for touching the too many hot Piet Pierre)

[undeadzombieguy]

UVRY1 HOLLA @ MAH BOi Piet Pierre.

[undeadzombieguy]

Piet Pierre aint no hollaback gurl.

[undeadzombieguy]

Piet Pierre is pronounced as Peet Peeair

[Kaneda]

Woo whoo! I got it right.
Holla

[Kaneda]

And now...


















































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[Kaneda]

BLAM! Mother fuckers~!

[Kaneda]

Ohh look ^ my reply has a ! icon.

[Kaneda]

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[JRwakebord]

Ew. Uglier than ugly.

[Kaneda]

Ahhh look K_A's a princ3ss!

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/10/06/downsyndrome.king.ap/story.king.ap.jpg

[Kaneda]

I LMAO everytime I look at the tard.

[sue_13]

Oh dear god...

[JRwakebord]

You called?

[sue_13]

I put that picture on my background and my friends were almost as apalled as me

[JRwakebord]

Didn't you used to date her?

[Lenny]

I've heard dating can be fun...never had the chance myself...:(

[undeadzombieguy]

You lack mojo.

[undeadzombieguy]

Man I'm hearing all these crazy stories about Brittish kids having all kinds of orgies and gangbangs. 14yo kids having sleepovers playing sex games and shit like that. Whats up with that then Lenny?

[undeadzombieguy]

OMG OMG OMG OMG LENNY!!!!! DID YOU GET BLOWN UP?!

Wait... you dont live in London do you?

[sue_13]

I could never get so lucky

[JRwakebord]

You poor bastard.

[Lenny]

I don't live in London no. I'm 300 miles away.

This is the worst and first bomb attack since the IRA bombings in Manchester in 1996.

[Lenny]

There are six 14 y/o girls in my form. So far, 2 have fallen out after one "shagged" the others boyfriend, and 3 have been to pregnancy clinics.

[Kaneda]

Ya no shit! I heard they do this thing called "daisy chains" and basically all the kids go around from one friends house to the next and shag furiously.

[sue_13]

interesting...

[Lenny]

I'm sorry to say that that is most probably true...

It's quite sad...

[undeadzombieguy]

You need to get some too, Lenny. You need to have those daisy chaining bastards to come and visit you some time. If you dont know where to find them here's what to do:

Start by asking those girls who went visiting pregnancy clinics. Also start hanging out with less educated people, they're more likely to go daisy chaining/have sex than higher educated people at around your age. In my own experience these people are often found gathered at parks or childrens playyards.

[Lenny]

In other words start hanging out with the chavs??

[Lenny]

Here's new for y'all.

How many of you have had the chance to go to the Hard Rock Cafe in London??

Too late now: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/4668157.stm


There's been controlled explosions in Birmingham, and a station in Manchester was closed.

[Kaneda]

BLIMEY! What does Al'quida have against the Brits? I was watching some of the head honchos over there, like the London Governer and those other guys. They sure are eloquient speakers. No wonder they hate Bush. They're all like "this will no stand, eh?"
...

No wait, thats Canada...
Maybe they'll get attacked soon too 0_<

[Kaneda]

It's true. You guys have Walmart there right? They've infested every inch of the planet haven't they? Is that where like your white trash people shop too?

[Lenny]

We Brits are amazing speakers...we managed to discover something that your presidents can never seem to understand. We call it grammar...:p

I haven't that faintest idea why Al'Qaeda hat us. It may be bacause we helped you guys in Iraq (though how does Bush repay us? "Our relationship is no quid pro quo realtionship"...in other words, thanks for helping, now screw you).

Who do you mean by the London Governor??

And yes, we do have Wal*Mart over here, but we call it Asda. It's very good value, but with the wrong class of people. You get a better class if you say shop at Waitrose...or even Marks and Spencers...

[sue_13]

so wal-mart = Asda ? they aren't related or owned by the same people though right?

[Lenny]

Asda over here is owned by Wal*Mart.

http://www.asda.co.uk/asda_corp/scripts/homePage.jsp?BV_SessionID=@@@@1989925938.112099506 9@@@@&BV_EngineID=ccceaddemgfjgldcfkfcfkjdgoodgln.0&referer=http%3A//www.google.co.uk/search%3Fhl%3Den%26q%3Dasda%26meta%3D

Click the link and you'll see in the top left corner: Asda part of the Wal*Mart family.

Ooooh, they're doing the new HP for £8.96, that's the cheapest so far.

[Lenny]

Hardcover 672 pages (July 16, 2005)



J.K. Rowling has revealed three chapter titles from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to be:

Chapter Two: "Spinners End"
Chapter Six: "Draco's Detour"
Chapter Fourteen: "Felix Felicis"

Oooh, gotta love Amazon. They sure know their stuff.

It's a bit disappointing that...I was hoping for something longer...

[Kaneda]

lol, tango...

[Lenny]

Which flavour?? It makes all the difference you know.

[Kaneda]

Flava Flav Yo.

[Kaneda]

I thought it was just coke flavor.

[Lenny]

Is that orange or apple??

[Kaneda]

Don't know where I got that idea from though, I never heard of it before until I saw 21 Days Later. Which was the best zombie movie btw. Stupid fucking Land of the Dead. Hey guys I have an idea, lets re-release Dawn of the Dead and change one word in the name... They wonder why the box-office is in a slump. :rolleyes:

[Kaneda]

Wtf, you guys have an apple flavored soda?

[Lenny]

Yes...we've got lots of flavours...

Apple
Lemon
Orange
Lemon and Lime
Raspberry
Cherry

Not to mention all the hybrids, the tropicals, the summer fruits'...

[undeadzombieguy]

It's 28 days later. They werent really zombies IMO because they werent dead when they became one, at least not all of them I think... They were basically just humans with rage as their only emotion, thus not feeling pain, hunger or thirst.

I've yet to see land of the dead, I heard the ending was quite stupid.

[undeadzombieguy]

I still cant believe isshin is a shinigami...damn kubo and his crazy plot twists.

[undeadzombieguy]

Anyone here ever measured their own dick?

[undeadzombieguy]

Oh man I need to shave.

[Kaneda]

Right 28 days later... I'm pretty sure they were hungry, they did die from starvation after all. It wasn't a zombie movie technically but it had the same basic plot. Stupid person releases virus, virus destroys 90% of humanity, people fight and kill (sometimes hundreds w/ unlimited ammo :rolleyes: ) of zombies, somehow they win.

[Kaneda]

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[undeadzombieguy]

Have you ever measured someone elses dick?

[undeadzombieguy]

Significance is absolute in distinct segragation of elliptical humanoid behavior.

[sue_13]

I need a nap.

[Kaneda]

Why would you want to measure someone elses?

[Kaneda]

HOLY CRAP! Bob lives in Arlington, Tx. Straight outa the King of the Hill nucca. Or... he doesn't really live there.

[undeadzombieguy]

I dont know...for scientific purposes? :confused:

Or maybe I dont know you just sometimes feel like grabbing a dick and measuring it. That never happened to you? :confused:

[undeadzombieguy]

Bob Saget!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.alldumb.com/item/12524/)

[Kaneda]

Must be nsfw.

[Kaneda]

Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction.You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
Fucking A! A quote should be significant content ass munch.

[undeadzombieguy]

I find myself agreeing with the content displayed in the above post.

[undeadzombieguy]

Depends where you work, really. It isnt that bad unless you got the volume up.

[undeadzombieguy]

Golly gee I currently have 325 posts in the WRT. That's 19.050410316529894490035169988277% of my total amount of posts.

[undeadzombieguy]

Oh mistake! Not my total amount of posts obviously, rather my total amount of registered posts as displayed in the user statistics right below my screenname.

[undeadzombieguy]

If it were to be a percentage of my total amount of posts it would be 16.244411326378539493293591654247%.

[undeadzombieguy]

Kaneda, I've been meaning to ask this for a long time. What's the AFI in your avatar?

[JRwakebord]

La la la la laaaaaa... I need a nap.

[Kaneda]

Oh, its a movie. Ya my work hardly even allows pictures. Commys...

AFI, or A Fire Inside is a punk band, kindaaa screamo more recently though. I've had this avatar since I signed up I've been meaning to change just never got around to it.

A registered post? As opposed to a non registered post?

[undeadzombieguy]

Yes a non registered post as in not being add up with your post count. Like when you post in here. I didnt know how to say this better.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Everytime someone posts in this thread, a domo-kun explodes.

Please, save the domo-kun.

[JRwakebord]

Ka-boom!

[Kaneda]

;) I gotcha ;)

[JRwakebord]

I have 3,078 "unregistered" posts.

[Lenny]

Everytime someone eats a Big Mac, somewhere in the world a vegetarian dies. FACT.

[Kaneda]

I'm sure everytime someone eats a bigmac somewhere in the world 5 people die. Regardless of what they eat.

[Kaneda]

WOO Mass posting, gentle.... gentle.

[sue_13]

I like Taco Bell better.

[Kaneda]

Definatly!

[Kaneda]

Woo! WOOO!!! WOOOOOOOOO! YA YA YA ! WOO WOO !TA TAYTYAYAYA

[Kaneda]

DUDE! A deaf/mute just installed my internet. He was ... quite. I kept talking to him and he would just type things into his little portable cash register.

[Kaneda]

Internet and weed! For the first time in 2 months! Woo! ! !

Wo... Something just popped up and hitting my spacebar activated some program...

o_o

[Kaneda]

Its not possible to coook that halibut in 4 minutes! Science doesn't allow it!

[Kaneda]

I think it would be cool if you had a avatar, where when you scrolled down the screen fast, it would show a little flip book.

[JRwakebord]

I think it would be cool if you would SHUT THE HELL UP

[Kaneda]

Could I have a warm glass of milk, it helps to calm my nerves.

[JRwakebord]

I'm actually about to have a cold glass of milk. And some Double Stuf Oreos. God I love those things.

[undeadzombieguy]

I hate milk that isnt cold. I'm eating a banana.

[JRwakebord]

I'm now eating a sandwich.

"You guys want some sandwiches??"

[Lenny]

I'm drinking a nice jug of Mulled Wine Iced tea and eating some kind of biscuit...today I had my last physics with a teacher that is leaving this year and my lat ever violin lesson...life is good...:D

[JRwakebord]

violin sucks

[sue_13]

I'm eating chicken wings tonight... life is definately good.

[Lenny]

Why do you think I'm so happy that I'm no longer going to be playing it??

I can stick with my Trumpet this way...:D

Now that's a proper instrument.

[undeadzombieguy]

I played violin for a while, didnt think it was that bad. Played some piano and guitar too, just some basic tunes nothing serious. Also played the trumpet...like one time... trumpets blow cock.

[undeadzombieguy]

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

[!King_Amazon!]

I just ate two fucking huge hoagies.

[Kaneda]

Violins are much better than trumpets.

Now your going to have giant log turds.

[JRwakebord]

*smacks self for posting such old shit*

[undeadzombieguy]

*smacks JRwakebord for posting such old shit*

[sue_13]

It happens.

[Kaneda]

Even if it wasn't old they'd all still say its was.


Older than old

omgfolddumbasfukerwtfsoold

[Lenny]

No, Trumpets are by far the superior instrument. Violins are found in orchestras, string groups...and that's more or less it.

Trumpets are found in: Brass Bands, Wind Orchestras, Orchestras, Jazz Bands, Swing Bands, Rhythm and Blues Bands, Ska Bands and other singy people bands.

And the trumpet sounds amazing!! All the mutes...all the different things you can do...whereas the violin squeaks...

[undeadzombieguy]

*smacks Lenny for posting such ludicrous shit*

[Lenny]

*gets smacked for posting such ludicrously incessant rambling otherwise known as shit*

[Lenny]

Hey Diddle, hey diddle
The cat ate a fiddle
The cow ran over the spoon
The little dog laughed to see such fun
The dish jumped up into the moon


I think...

[undeadzombieguy]

I'm eating cottage cheese.

[Lenny]

Eugh!! That's sick!!


I'm assuming you know what "cottage cheesing" is??

[undeadzombieguy]

I dont. Untill 15 minutes ago I didnt know it was called cottage cheese in English. I had to go look it up using www.worldlingo.com's free translation services.

[undeadzombieguy]

Tell me Lenny, what is cottage cheesing?

[Kaneda]

Hey Diddle, hey diddle
The cat ate a fiddle
The cow ran over the spoon
The little dog laughed to see such fun
The dish jumped up into the moon


I think...

My god you've butchered it.

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon,
The little dog laughed to see such a sight,
and the dish ran away w/ the spoon.

Go have a Krumpet.

[Kaneda]

What do you call it? Cottage cheese.

[Kaneda]

Violin is sexy though. It's music is much more refined. Trumpets just like toot toooot toot toot.

[undeadzombieguy]

Kwark.

[undeadzombieguy]

Toot tooot toot, omg you had me lmao with that comment...:haha:

[Kaneda]

aeiou

[Kaneda]

lol the chocobo goddess.

[JRwakebord]

Wort Wort Wort!
http://www.bungie.net/images/games/halo2/wallpapers/wortwortworthog-800.jpg

[Lenny]

You really do not want to know what "cottaging" is...

And I did not butcher it...it's a variation...:D

And Trumpets do not just go toot toot toot...you can make very passionate music with a trumpet...think tangos and other dances like that.

You can have jazzy music that wants to make you boogie on down...think any type of Jazz music.

And you can have sad songs...think of any mournful tune played on a trumpet...

A really good trumpet player can make the instrument fit into any genre of music...you can't do that with a violin.

[Kaneda]

No thats a saxaphone(?). Which also beats out a trumpet.

[Kaneda]

In games, do you want to have the lowest ping possible? Less ping = less lag?

[Lenny]

Nope. It is a Trumpet. Trust me. I'm a Trumpet player.

A Trumpet beats a Saxaphone. It can play in more bands than the sax can. You don't see Saxophones in orchestras.


What do you mean by "lowest ping possible"??

[undeadzombieguy]

Yes, lower ping means less lag. You always want to have the lowest amount of ping/latency possible. Most modern day broadband connections are fast enough if you arent running any other programs while playing a game, so it's usually the server that's causing higer pings.

[Kaneda]

OMG!

OOOOMMMGG!!

SOMEONES LIKE KILLING A CAT IN ONE OF THE APTS. NEXT OT Me!

AND its storming like a mother fucka.