World Record Thread

[undeadzombieguy]

He's probably graduating, and so it's class of '05.

[undeadzombieguy]

Or it's something else, I dont know and dont care about.

[Lenny]

Maybe he's saying I'm the class of '05...which is bollocks...I'd be class of '06...or would it be when I leave 6th form...then it'd be Class of '08...nah, probs the end of Yr. 11.

[undeadzombieguy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I pitty the fool who eats no cake!

[Kaneda]

Omg Own! You Like That Photoshop Whore!

[Kaneda]

Hahaha. I finally dominated that stupid program. a bit...

[Kaneda]

I like cake...and cheetos.

[Kaneda]

omg this post suucks cause it has no sig below... haha sucker.

[Kaneda]

er the post that that post replied to that is.

[Kaneda]

joooooooooooooook

can we take away the 22 second rule in the WRT? It would be nice.

[Kaneda]

JR is that sign in the top right hand corner a Half life thing?

[Kaneda]

of your sig.
\ogm 22 seconds a
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awe;fe
aw;ef
aw;fasdf

[Kaneda]

Tehe TEHE!

[Thanatos]

Hello, Clarice.

[Kaneda]

Do you hear the lambs?

[Kaneda]

beefcake?

[Kaneda]

OH ya they just keep getting better!

[KagomJack]

Men are pigs.

[KagomJack]

Why do I torture myself with MTV2's Headbanger's Ball? They rarely play any good videos ;_;

[KagomJack]

Keep all your spamming needs here. No closing/editing. This was approved by the admins, just spam here if you want.:
OMG! TEH FIRST POST! LOLOLOLOLZ@! I HAVE NO LIFE.

kthxdie.

[Kaneda]

How come for the first 10 pages or so all the posts are doubles?

[Kaneda]

There thats it. Im never changing my sig again.



















































Beep.

[i no kung fu]

you're so gay...

[JRwakebord]

JR is that sign in the top right hand corner a Half life thing?


Nope. It has something to do with Halo.

[Lenny]

But what it has to do with Halo we'll never know...unless we ask...so...we'll neevr know.

[JRwakebord]

Yup. So too bad.

[Lenny]

IS it something to do with customisable symbols for your online "teams"??

[Lenny]

All your base are belong to us and we like bees.

Btw Cortana is hot now!

[undeadzombieguy]

Just something they thought was funny I guess...

[Kaneda]

Eh, cause at the time they werent trying to amase posts. It wasnt the WRT yet. W/e who cares.

[Lenny]

And to think...Chruser did most of the spamming...:p

[Kaneda]

Have you ever had sloppy joes lenny?

[JRwakebord]

It actually has to do with a website/forum that does nothing but stream Halo videos 24/7 over the net. Best time waster of all time. Unfortunatly the site itself is down right now, but I'm hoping it will be back up soon. I'm trying to subtly recruit new zelaron posters there without angering the mods by "advertising other sites"

[Kaneda]

Heh... well nice job, considering none of us knew what the damn thing meant before now.

[Kaneda]

Heh. Angering the mods is suspiciously similiar to angering the gods :wierd:

[Kaneda]

^ Best sig EVA --->

[Kaneda]

OH KANEDA Oh canada something something something...

[Lenny]

Erm...sloppy joes?? I'm guessing some kind of beef burger with barbecue sauce that goes everywhere??

[Lenny]

If they accuse you of advertising, say you aren't advertising, you're just informing other people of this great gaming forum called Zelaron.

[Lenny]

100%!!!

I DID IT!!! WHOOO!!!! I DID IT!!!!

Ha ha!!!!

100%!!!!!!!!!

[Kaneda]

Ya. Thats what the are.

[Lenny]

Nope...never had 'em.

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Got some exam results today...

Physics - 64% -- We have a teacher who seems to live off sheer incompetence. She gave us completely the wrong equations to learn...and because the paper centered around the equations...well...

German - 87% -- Highest in the class I think. It's a combined total of our Listening Paper, Reading Paper and first two pieces of coursework.

[JRwakebord]

Is it weird that where you typed "equations", I read it as "ejaculations" the first time around?

[Kaneda]

Froidian slip.

[LiveWire]

Fuck, shit, cock, cunt, whore, slut, dick, pussy, faggot, ass titty bitch!!!!!!

[Kaneda]

Terrets. .

[Lenny]

Tourettes...isn't it??

History - 75%. Just on the A mark.

Biology - 79%. Just on the A* mark...


And why on earth would you read it is ejaculations??

[Kaneda]

I dont know how its spelt, but you guys always add U's to everything.

[Lenny]

He he he he...and you all take them off!!!

I've read somewhere that our English is the original way it was meant to be and that you guys distorted it...

And then I read that American is the real English and that ours changed somehow...:D


I prefer to believe the former...:D

[Kaneda]

Ya I would too. Either way the English language is extremely retarded.



































I'm might tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums. I'm might tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums. I'm might tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums. I'm might tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums. I'm might tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums.

[Lenny]

Run For The Hills I Tells Ya!!!

[Lenny]

Run For The City I Tells Ya!!!!

[Lenny]

Some people like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a Merc
Some guys like to travel in by bus
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm gonna take my bike
'Cos once again the tube's on strike
The greedy bastards want extra pay
For sitting on their arse all day
Even though they earn 30K
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain
Where the FUCK's my FUCKING train?

London Underground (London Underground)
They're all lazy FUCKING useless cunts
London Underground (London Underground)
They're all greedy cunts
I wanna shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is please mind the doors
And they learn that on the two day course
This job could be done by a 4 year old
But they leave us freezing in the cold
What you smell is what you get
Buger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat
With tourists treading on your feet
And chewing gum on every seat
So don't tell me to mind the gap
I want my FUCKING money back!

London Underground (London Underground)
They're all lazy FUCKING useless cunts
London Underground (London Underground)
They're all greedy cunts
I wanna shoot them all with a rifle

La la la laa, la la la laa.

THe floors are sticky and the seats are damp
Every platform has a FUCKING tramp
And the drivers get the day off when
We're all late for work again

London Underground (London Underground)
Wa-wa WANKERS
They're all WANKERS
London Underground (London Underground)
Take your oyster card
And shove it up your arsehole



"London Underground" by The Amatuer Transplants.

Sung to the tune of The Jams "Going underground" with extra stress on the words in CAPS.

[JRwakebord]

WHERE are you smuggling those plums?!

[Lenny]

Plums bruise easily...they'd bruise as soon as you look at them you know...or is it peaches?? I don't know...maybe a cross...peams...or pleaches...

[Kaneda]

I could eat a peach all day long.

[Kaneda]

HOORAY for stem cell research. EAT BABIES.
www.eatbabies.com

Mmmmm baby cobbler.

[JRwakebord]

Christopher Reeves is a cannibal.

[Lenny]

Christopher Reeves is dead...is he not??

I now a Christopher Reeves...he's a Maths teacher...

Two more results...English 1 - 31/40 -- One mark off an A...:(

Maths 1 - 60/68
Maths 2 - 64/76
Overall Maths - 86% which is an A.

And we've all been told that Tech was abismal (sp?? Never had to type this word before...:p)!! Last years avergae mark was around 75%, this year (ours) it is around 45%...how good is that??!
























































RUN FOR THE HILLS I TELLS YA!!!!

[JRwakebord]

Yes, he is. But I was referring to a South Park episode that Kaneda's post reminded me of.

[Lenny]

Ah...okie dokie.

RUN FOR THE HILLS I TELLS YA!!!!










































I can't hear no running!!!

[undeadzombieguy]

You cant hear me running because I'm a ninja.

Look behind you...

[undeadzombieguy]

Nothing there eh.

I'm that fast.

[JRwakebord]

I am Samurai.

[JRwakebord]

wow... im dying

http://nikon.bungie.org//misc/rogerwilco/Aerobotics_2.mov

[undeadzombieguy]

You got a Halo fetish or something?

What is it with you people and that game, it's just average...

[undeadzombieguy]

*all defensive systems operational*

You cant touch me!

[JRwakebord]

And yes, I have an obsession with Halo.

[Kaneda]

Its not just average. Average = O.K. Halo = Kick Ass

[Lenny]

Lenny = Sexy beast...:D

Chem - 89%...:D

[Kaneda]

I wonder how your education system stacks up to ours...?
You should come over here for a year as an exchange student. I'm sure you'd ace everything.

[undeadzombieguy]

USA education sucks, Korea will tell you.

http://www.alldumb.com/item/11937/

[undeadzombieguy]

Do you think they saw Team America: world police?

[JRwakebord]

Not in the North.

[Kaneda]

Commi's and bananas.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Commi's and bananas.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Commi's and bananas.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

[JRwakebord]

Are coming down the stairs...

[undeadzombieguy]

The government might have. It's the people that cant do anything.

[undeadzombieguy]

After seeing that video it was the first thing that popped in my mind, Team America, FUCK YEAH!

[JRwakebord]

I just laughed at it. I love propagana, it's so much fun.

[JRwakebord]

When I blow my nose, I can still "feel" the pot smoke from last night.

[Sovereign]

AHAHAHAHA koreans are angry.

I hate political activists. I hope ALL of them die!

[Lenny]

OMG!!! Have you ever owned a Kroean car?? It's like loads of washing machines atcked up and...driven...:D...some guys on a program calle dtop Gear actually made a four speed washing machine "Korean Car" not too long ago...it actually moved!!!

English 2 - 66/80

Which gives me a total of 97/120...:D


Our education system is probably much different to yours.

Here's an idea, someone state all the education things in your Education system and I'll compare them to ours...:D

[undeadzombieguy]

In college score a 5.5 out of 10 and you pass the class. You need to pass all the tests, no such thing as failing and compensating for it with a high grade you got in another class.

Last year in highschool it was pretty much the same except for the fact that you had an average. Throughout the year you will get about a total of 5 tests which will create an average. After all that's finished you get final exams
(results of finals) + (your average) / 2 = final grade that decides if you graduate or not, the final grade has to be above 5.5.

For example I had a 9,6 average for english. I had an 8,1 for the final exam. So I had a 8.85 = 9 as my final grade.

[Kaneda]

Mmmm standardized edumacation...

[undeadzombieguy]

Too hot to sleep, sweat is dripping all over my muscled body...

Does that turn you on?

[Lenny]

Whereas here we have one test at the end of the year, and put that with our effort and other grades from pieces of homework etc. over the year to get a final grade.

And that's from the start of secondary school. When it comes to GCSE we get marked on Coursework and a test at the end of Yr. 11.

[Lenny]

Saw Hitchikers last night...

Wasn't as good as the book...they missed out lots of things that should have been in...though I like the slapsticks...

And Marvin at the end...



























































































RUN FOR THE HILLS I TELLS YA!!!!!





























































































































































THE FREUDIANS ARE COMING!!!!






















































































RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaneda]

I could say that just about every book ever made into a movie. Except maaaaaaaybe Fight Club. Im a big fan of Chuck, and I've read all his books but Fight Club just wasn't that same as the movie. Maybe its cause of Brad Pitt... Seriously if I were gay...

[sue_13]

I hate watching the movie first and then reading the book. The book is always better anyway and the movie just ruins the plot for me most of the time.

[undeadzombieguy]

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etc.

You have witnissed an attempt at writing down the melody of "Röyksopp - Eple" in words. Yes...I know...

[Kaneda]

If I lived in a perfect world
I would spend my days lying in the sun
The party never ends in a perfect world
If your life has hit the skids
Wave goodbye to the wife & kids
I?m ready to move in to a perfect world
Nacho cheese and anarchy
Boy that sure sounds good to me
Every kind of drug is free
In the new america
Shoot your pistol in the air
Celebrate a brand new year
Living leisurely in a perfect world
Everybody?s drinking hams
Good by all you straight edge bands
Sit around and get a tan
In the new america
When I turn on my t.v.
Nothing but pornography
No more rated "g" in a perfect world
Strung out hookers everywhere
Have a picnic feed the bears
Now nobody even cares
In the new america
Nothing in this worlds for free
Cause everything belongs to me
No more green fees in a perfect world

[undeadzombieguy]

I plan on reading lord of the rings, all those chuck books and the davinci code this summer. Never did much reading but a couple of weeks ago I bought a book from Tony buzan( I think thats his name). It's called "how to read over a 1000 words per minute". I started with that and damn that shit really works! I've made some progress already and definitly see the possibillity to reach over a 1000 wpm.

[Kaneda]

Ya but do you retain all that data?

[undeadzombieguy]

Yea, even better than before.

The worlds fastest speedreader has something like 4000 wpm. What they do is get something that the reader has no way of knowing about, let him/her read it and then do a test to see if they've really read all that stuff and more importantly understand all of it. If this is not the case then he/she fails the attempt.

[undeadzombieguy]

Currently Active Users: 146 (9 members and 137 guests)


What the hell is that all about, 137 guests?

[Kaneda]

We're popular. They're lazy... what can you do.

[Kaneda]

OMG! Currently Active Users: 161 (11 members and 150 guests) - 50 of them alone are the D2 General.
You know what it is right!?
Its cause BH went down! LO9L Now they're all scrambling for bots and whatnot.

[Lenny]

Yay!!!

I'm back!!!

A whole day of formatting a computer and I'm back!!! Whoo!!!

Helloooooo world!

[Kaneda]

Ya whoooo!

http://www.thegreenhead.com/cool-stuff/2005/05/hovermower-by-eastman-industries.php

Fuck taht! Wheres the damn hoverboards at bitches!~~

[JRwakebord]

Nightclubs suck when they're too packed for me to get into them.

[undeadzombieguy]

THats why cool people like me can sit in the VIP area.

[Kaneda]

Well I aint no hollaback girl.
This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit.

[Kaneda]

Well I aint no hollaback girl.
This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit. This is my shit.

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[Kaneda]

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[Kaneda]

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[Kaneda]

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[Kaneda]

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[Kaneda]

GOD damnit~!~ I cant get the big one to show up

[undeadzombieguy]

Stop posting shit!

[undeadzombieguy]

zzzzzzzzz

Went to bed at about 5:20am, woke up 8:30am, work out 11:30am-12:20pm... now it's 14:27 pm and I'm feeling dead. I think i'll take a nap.

[Kaneda]

Its 7:48...

[Kaneda]

Noooob

[Kaneda]

WO! Crazy british basterds!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/science/story/0,12996,1495402,00.html?gusrc=rss

Good idea though! Maybe it'll catch on everywhere.

[undeadzombieguy]

Boviously I'm ahead in time.

[undeadzombieguy]

cultivated elephant grass

Why call it elephant grass? Do elephants like to eat it or something? They dont have elephants in the UK... why damnit, TELL ME WHY!

[Kaneda]

Its long and patchy I know that... my grandma had it in her yard when I was a kid.

[Lenny]

OMG...I don't believe it...we're gonna get our electricity by burning grass??!

A ha...ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha ha ha...*falls over in a fit of hysterical laughing*

[undeadzombieguy]

Was your grandma an elephant?

[JRwakebord]

Safer than nuclear.

[Kaneda]

What isnt though.

[Kaneda]

Well... her skin was pretty close to that of an elephants but otherwise na.

[Kaneda]

Oh and she was wise.

[Kaneda]

but wait, are elephants wise? Or do they just not forget?

[JRwakebord]

Elephants aren't wise, owls are. Elephants just never forget.

[Lenny]

Did you know, Elephants can't jump.

[undeadzombieguy]

I sat on an elephant once.

[Kaneda]

I ran over a dead rabbit on my way to work today.

[JRwakebord]

Roadkill is very nutricious

[KagomJack]

That's what a former co-worker said...

[Lenny]

He he he...I get it...former co-worker...cos they ate the roadkill...and they died...and...:)

So, what's happening in Americaville today?? Heard about the Live8 concert??

[Lenny]

You've all heard of the "Yo mama" jokes yes??

How's about this??!:

Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Roses are red, violets are yellow, that guy that just fucked Yo mama is a jolly good fellow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I gave your mom a dollar and she fucked me too!

Roses are red, Yo mama's a witch, give her a quarter and she'll be your bitch.

Violets are blue, roses are red, please tell Yo mama that she gives some good head.

Roses are red, violets are whack, damn Yo mama smells like ass crack.

I don't mean to be mean, but Yo mama needs Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.

This is a fact, Yo mama's breath is wack, she needs a Tic, not a Tac, but the whole damn pack.

Roses are red, I'm at the door, Yo mama has a cup saying "Change for the poor."

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama stinks, and so do you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, what Yo mama needs is a good shampoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama asked what's stupid and poor, and I said you.

Roses are red, violets are grey, I hate to say this, but Yo mama is gay.

Roses are red, violets are grey, Yo mama's so ugly, I don't know what to say.

Roses are red, violets are blue, a bitch like Yo mama belongs in a zoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama's breath smells like five day old stew.

One good snap deserves another, so between my legs you'll find your mother.

Why yo mama on my nuts? Would you come and get her please?

Ho keeps sayin' she wants me... And how she love that gov'ment cheese!

I'll smack the bitch if she don't leave with the backside of my hand, smack her ass in to next week, straight in to the promise land!

[JRwakebord]

Saw something about it on the news. But as we all know, America doesn't care about the rest of the world.

[Lenny]

True, but look at the lineup!!!

To be honest, I never thought I'd see a new live aid thingy in my lifetime...

[JRwakebord]

Yah I don't even know who's in it

[Lenny]

Really??!

www.live8live.com

When: Saturday 2nd July, 2005.

Where:

UK – Hyde Park, London

France – Palais de Versailles, Paris

Germany – Brandenberg Gate, Berlin

Italy – Circus Maximus, Rome

USA –Museum of Art, Philadelphia



Hyde Park, London

Mariah Carey
Coldplay
Dido
Keane
Sir Elton John
Annie Lennox
Madonna
Muse
Razorlight
Scissor Sisters
Sir Paul McCartney
Joss Stone
Stereophonics
Sting
Robbie Williams
U2
REM
Velvet Revolver
Bob Geldof
The Killers
The Cure
Snow Patrol

Eiffel Tower, Paris

Jamiroquai
Craig David
Youssou N'Dour
Yannick Noah
Andrea Bocelli
Calo Gero
Kyo
Placebo
Axelle Red
Johnny Halliday
Manu Chao
Renaud

Brandenburg Gate, Berlin

A-ha
Crosby
Stills and Nash
Brian Wilson
Lauryn Hill
Bap
Die Toten Hosen
Peter Maffay

Circus Maximus, Rome

Duran Duran
Faith Hill
Irene Grandi
Jovanotti
Tim McGraw
Nek
Laura Pasini
Vasco Rossi
Zucchero

Museum of Art, Philadelphia

Will Smith (host)
Bon Jovi
Maroon 5
P Diddy
Stevie Wonder
Jay-Z
The Dave Matthews Band
Sarah McLachlan
Rob Thomas
Keith Urban
50 Cent
Kaiser Chiefs

[JRwakebord]

A lot of those don't surprise me, but 50 CENT?? That guy is the most pompous, egotistical, self-centered prick in music. I'm surprisedh he fucking knows that there is a rest of the world, nevermind actually gives a damn. I hate him.

[Lenny]

I'm annoyed that we don't get the Kaiser Chiefs...:(

You are the ones who get the Kaiser Chiefs.

[Kaneda]

On the contrary, it seems that all our President does care about... liberating the rest of the world. Who gives a shit about America right now, we're doing ok for the time being, no need to worry about the future. Ah fuck it, I care but really I shouldn't cause I really don't care about America in general.
Snoop dog supposably beat up fan.

[undeadzombieguy]

Yeah thats funny, I hope someone videotaped it or something. Snoop dog slapping someone with a mic. :haha:

The fan did look pretty beat up though :S

[Kaneda]

It was video taped. I watched it on the news yesterday. The dude came up and grabbed snoops shoulder and looked like he kinda tried to push him forward, then they all just jumped the dude, and started gang beating him.

[Kaneda]

Lenny where exactly do you live?
How easy do you think it would be for someone from here to come over there (as in Amersterdam, or maaybe Italy, I dunno) and just start up a life, get a job, a apt. you know the usual?

[Lenny]

I live in Lancashire in the North West of England. Do you want to know exactly where in Lancashire??

As for how easy it would be, I honestly don't know.

If you're thinking of trying it, then the best place to settle down in would probably be Manchester.

Though Manchester is pretty expensive...house wise...I think...

I'm just guessing here, I really don't know.

[Kaneda]

Hmmm. No I don't really care where in Lancashire. Just wondering.
Do you guys have yearly taxes? Like a tax day?

[Lenny]

Taxes at the end of every month.

Tax day??! He he he...what a weird concept...

I think we just get the tax taken out of our bank accounts. Either that or we pay it when we pay for the bills. I've still got a few years before becoming a tax payer so I don't know for sure.

It might say on a site somewhere.

Are you seriously thinking of coming over here??

[undeadzombieguy]

I think you can choose to pay for it automatically or do it with a manual transfer fill, at least thats how it's done here.

What exactly is tax day, like pay all taxes at once? Cause that would be a pretty big number eh?

[Lenny]

Must be one of those crazy American ideas...:p

Unlike our European ideas...

You're from Holland right?? I can never remember where people are from...:p

[undeadzombieguy]

Yes, yes I am.

[Lenny]

I got it right!!

And if my brain is working in top gear, you lot have just had your referendum on the EU constitution haven't you??

[undeadzombieguy]

Yup, and we voted against, which sucks, because now we're like France. :(

It believe it was 63% against which is pretty big.

[Lenny]

A resounding 62% to 38%...I've got the paper in front of me.

I love you guys!!! This has got to be good!! Unless you want to be ruled by Brussels...


"What now for Europe?" says the front page. "Was noo ve Europa?" is it in Dutch?? There's a load of foreign ways of saying "Waht now for Europe?". I think that's the Dutch one...yah??

[undeadzombieguy]

What now for Europe in Dutch is...Wat nu voor Europa?

[Lenny]

Yay!! I got it right...:D


What would you have voted? Yes or no??

[undeadzombieguy]

I could've voted if I had wanted to. You turn on the tv and one politician is like NO dont blabla, then the minute after that someone else is YES do blabla. They both had good arguments so I didnt know what to do anymore. I'm not going to vote for something I'm not 100% sure of.

[sue_13]

People around here think that if you vote it gives you a right to complain so most people do. It kind of makes since I suppose but I get tired of political discussions.

[Lenny]

That was one of the slogans during the general election campaign...or something like a slogan...more of a saying really...

"If you don't vote, you can't complain"...

[undeadzombieguy]

I'm a bit late with this but does anyone know the show Arrested Development? I've downloaded the first 2 seasons recently and after searching for the third I heard it was cancelled? WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT BULLSHIT?! This show is one of the funniest I've ever seen and it wont continue?...:cry:

[Lenny]

The show say what now??




He he he...Jacko's having to sell his Neverland ranch...

[JRwakebord]

HAHAHA anyone else find D3V's new "Loser" status highly entertaining?

[undeadzombieguy]

I thought his mom already gave that to him at birth?

[Lenny]

He gets to join up with zonalon...:p

D3V and a seemingly anti-semite Jewish person...hmmm...

[Kaneda]

Ya I litterally lmao. Stupid d3v.

I've been reading all the jackson trial memoires (sp?). Has the trial come to an end? Is he guilty? They say hes millions and millions of dollars in debt is that why he has to sell the Neverland or is it cause he mollested a buncha kids there?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com
Very interesting, the mother is obviously a stupid mexican whore. I think she knew the kids were being molested and she knew she could get money obviously since it happened before. Therefore he's guilty and so is she. If I saw that bitch I'd slap her in the face. Read her testimony's, she's fucking stupid. At one point she says she saw MJ licking the kids face on the plane, and then later she says that after that she still felt like he was "family" to them and she says some bullshit like, Oh I didn't know if what I was seeing was true, or my eyes were lying.

[Lenny]

There are a few things he can do.

If proven innocent he can either:

- Boost his career, repay the debts and maybe keep Neverland
- Or go bankrupt and sell everything.

If guilty:

- Go bankrupt and sell everything
- Be locked up for something like 20 years
- And get passed around like currency...


I doubt he'll keep Neverland.

[Kaneda]

Tax day... hmm well every year we have these things called W2's and our job or jobs we've had in the past year give these forms back to us and we have to fill them out along w/ infromation from all of our paycheck stubs. I'm not sure exactly what the deal is since I've neglected to do it since I've been legally working, cause its all a bunch of American bullshit. But the basic jist is, if you make a certain amount of money, you have to give the government more money (along w/ the money they ALREADY took out of your checks in the first place). If you didn't make enough money to supposably support yourself in the past year, then the government give you back some of the money they already took.
You guy's ways sounds simple from what I understand. Holland huh... heh... thats funny. Well really Lenny I'm not sure what I want to do. It's really starting the piss me off though cause everyones all go the plans and goals and shit for life, and I'm just kinda like eh, fuck it. I just wanna live. But noo I can't just live, that would be to easy, I've got to do this, and that, and blah blah blah. It's bullshit. So I dont know... I have to be here for another year, and maybe then I'll have a plan. If I dont move there I definatly want to visit. Especially Amersterdam and Italy.

[Kaneda]

Ya I dont know what happened to Arrested Development. It was funny.
I think that new show on Fox called The Insider looks good. Its about the FBI and hunting down criminals and the usual but it looks good from the commercials. Wensday at 8pm

[Kaneda]

I wouldn't exactly say boost his career is an option. Its pretty hopeless at this point.
I wonder who the hell would buy that madhouse. Just imagine taking guests on tours "and over here is where Michael would intoxitcate the children before bedding w/ them"

[undeadzombieguy]

We too have to fill in a big tax form every year, but intead of having to pay an additional amount, you might actually get something back if they decide you've paid too much based on your income/living situation.

[undeadzombieguy]

Do you get any financial support being a college/university student in America? Here we get €75,- a month and another €220 if you live on your own. If you got a kid or if you're married you can get another €300 a month. You can also get a loan of about €400 a month which you can wait to pay back untill 15 years after you're done with college/university, at about 2%-3% interest a year. We also get a free travel card for public transport. Only condition is that you cant make more than €11.000,- a year from having job(s).

[undeadzombieguy]

I used to be a fan of Michael jackson when I was a kid... His clips were so cool! Everytime thriller came on or that other one where he turns into a Giant robot, I was stuck behind the tv untill it was done.

[Lenny]

You get student help??

How unfair!!

We get fuck all.

The Monster Raving Loony Party want to give everyone called Grant a University grant...they have some of the greatest policies.

And they're a real political party!!

[undeadzombieguy]

Italy is pretty cool. Just be prepared for when women lift their arms, never seen so much hair in womens armpits before...

[Lenny]

And the mafia...don't forget the mafia...

[Mantralord]

This thread is the time capsule of my heart.

[undeadzombieguy]

Yeah the mafia too. When I was there we went to a restaurant and someone outside got shot with a bazooka while we were having lunch. They left a horsehead too. Then some guy arrived in a helicopter with a broom and a bucket of water in his hands. He wiped the whole street clean and took off before the police arrived.

[JRwakebord]

Was it Joe Pesci?

[Kaneda]

Ya we get shit like that too, and I said that if you make under a certain amount then you can get money back on your taxes. You have to make next to nothing though. We have Pel Grants, and basically also if your poor then you can get funded for college. We have all sorts of other grants and tuitions too but most of its B.S.

The monster raving loony party... Thats absured, do they do anything fundamental?

I'm down w/ hairy chicks, my stepmom was all hippy like that. I do like smooth legs though.

[JRwakebord]

I like it when chicks are smooth all over. Except for their head, obviously.

Yes, including there.

[Kaneda]

Ya hairy buttholes piss me off too.
;)

[Kaneda]

OMG LIKE What if the Carnage symbiot like attached to Batman instead of that murderer dude in Spiderman.

[Kaneda]

That would definatly qualify as wack fo shizzle.

[sue_13]

haha it's kind of cool to go back and read the first couple pages of this thread.

[undeadzombieguy]

Batman would clearly own the symbiote and control it to his own will perfectly, he would be like Toxin but better.

[Kaneda]

Betty Botter bought some butter,
"But," she said, "the butter's bitter;
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter;
But a bit of better butter,
That would make my batter better."

[JRwakebord]

haha it's kind of cool to go back and read the first couple pages of this thread.

Yah everything looks like this

[JRwakebord]

haha it's kind of cool to go back and read the first couple pages of this thread.

Yah everything looks like this

[Lenny]

And this

[Lenny]

And this

[Kaneda]

Spam Spam

[Lenny]

I like my new sig...it's yellow you know...

[Muldy]

Can i point out that your all sad bastards and you suck weiner. Thank you.

[Lenny]

Yellow!!!

Hi there...long time no posty.

Yes, I'm still here...:D

[undeadzombieguy]

timmy took the titty to the tent
timmy touched the titty
timmy tricked the titty
timmy taped the titty
timmy took the tape to the TV


TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[undeadzombieguy]

Weird stuff goes on in my mind when I'm bored...

[Lenny]

Weird things go through my head all the time...:(

[Kaneda]

Oh ricky ticky.

[Kaneda]

Gawr Rwag

[Kaneda]

like the crazy resident, or resident evil, the evil the is currently at residence. Will the evil that is currently residing please step down from the witness stand. thank you/

[Kaneda]

I can fuck up the tools at work by moving the screens on the monitors around really fast, it takes up cpu useage and does something... all i know is if i want to stop working for a bit i just do that and then the engineer has to come and fix it and he doesnt know why it stopped hah.

[Kaneda]

Has anyone noticed that on some computers, or some times... or some kind of variable makes the "New Posts" button a "Todays Posts" button. I prefer the todays posts cause usually there are no new posts, does anyone know why this is?

[Lenny]

Say what now??

[Lenny]

Monster Raving Loony Party 2005 Manicfesto

On the eve of the dissolution, we take the liberty of recalling to your minds the considerations which, in our judgement, should weigh with you in the exercise of your rights as voters during the next few weeks.

We firstly intend to sack anyone who writes such nonsense as the opening statement, and pledge to fight the general election on an invisible platform so that people cannot see the floors in our policies.

We are pleased that the Government has stolen our loony policy of discouraging binge drinking by proposing to open pubs for 24 hours and now feel that the public see that a vote for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party is no longer a wasted vote. We are preparing for Government.





Overview

Our team of experts has decided that Income Tax has not proved popular with the public and will therefore be abolished. It was started in order to finance the Napoleonic war in 1799 and we now believe that the time is right to announce the cessation of hostilities with Napoleon. Some of the money left in the coffers will be used to fill in our part of the Channel Tunnel in case no one has mentioned it to the French. Any remaining money will be strategically placed on a horse at the 3-30 at Haydock Park at odds of at least 12/1 in order to see us through until the next election. Income Tax will be officially replaced by people lending the government a bob or two at the end of the week when we’re a bit skint.

Other policies:

We will issue a 99p coin to save on change.

The Official Monster Raving Loony Party will not join the single European currency. We will invite all Europeans countries to JOIN THE POUND.

Rich people should be taxed to pay for the printing of money, as they use most of it.

Tax credits will be paid to nice people. There will be a “total bastard” tax for everyone else.







Overview:

We feel that a £57,000 a year salary is quite ample for the average person to survive on and that the £118,000 expenses that MP’s also manage to wangle is far too much. The expenses money will in future be distributed to the poor and needy so that they can waste it instead.

Other policies:

Any Home Secretary claiming to have more children than necessary will be made to run the House Of Commons Crèche.

Any cabinet minister found telling lies will be shot across the English Channel in a high velocity circus cannon to save time and first class travel expenses. Top British engineers will be employed to plot the correct trajectory. A European funded net will be set up strategically in front of the European parliament so that when the errant MP hits it, he or she will bounce through the second floor window where they will be handed champagne and canapé at a reception hosted by Leon Brittan and Peter Mandelson.

To help finance the above mentioned net, when it is not required it will be hired out to the London production of ‘Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!’ for the child catcher.

In reaction to the old adage, “Children are so honest” we intend to reduce the age of standing for parliament from 21 to 5.







Overview

We pledge to reduce class sizes by making the pupils sit closer to one another and issuing them with smaller desks. Any MP whose constituency sells off a school playing field for development will be required to relinquish their own back garden as a replacement sports facility for the school. All future Deputy Prime Ministers will be required to be fluent in at least one language to encourage the education system.

Other policies:

In the interests of fair education policy, under a loony government all children will automatically be given full marks in their exams.

Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the rest of the class.

SAT’s tests will be abolished and replaced by Gordon Ramsey style cookery lessons and Rolf Harris art classes.

All children will be given two birthdays like the Queen.

Any child who is cleverer than their teacher will be allowed to take over the class and the teacher will stand at the back with a dunce’s hat on. He or she will then be on half pay until he or she has learnt enough to regain the upper ground. This is our policy for child empowerment.

The number 13 will be abolished due to its longstanding unpopularity. The bus to Acton North will now not have a number on it but not much else will be affected. Therefore if you see a bus with no number on it, it will be going to Acton North. Please remember this for future reference.

Policies for students:

Eton and Oxford will be relocated to Blackpool and Bognor Regis leaving the other Universities with a chance of a bigger intake.

All students will be awarded The Louis Pasteur degree for the scientific research into the growth of mould.

We intend to make free university tuition available to all students named Grant.

Any student who says the word “Like” when not grammatically called for, as in, “Hey, I’m .. Like, going down the… like, pub”, or, “I was, like, don’t do that” will be made to go and stay with George Bush for a week in order to discourage them from other stupid ‘Americanisms’.







Overview:

Relocation of the Houses of Parliament

The Houses of parliament will be demolished and replaced by a mobile parliament. This will allow MPs to be picked up in the mornings if their cars won’t start. It will also allow the public to see parliament at work and members will be able to wave to the public as it is going along. It will also cut out any necessity to have regional assemblies as it can park up at different towns and villages throughout the year. On the old site of parliament a large statue of Screaming Lord Sutch will be erected and a loony village will be built where it will be obligatory to enjoy yourself. Pogo sticks will be provided free of charge.

Other policies:

We will replace the House of Lords with the House of Cards, to make it easier for the Government to deal with.

Portional Representation will be introduced in England. One vote, one Raffle Ticket.

Government Whips will only be used if a politician has been really bad. Minor offences should receive the political slipper.





In order to combat motorway congestion we will immediately close all motorways to all vehicles with the exception of bicycles to encourage our green policy and fitness. Any bicycles with more than 3 gears will also be banned for safety reasons. Apart from anything else this will allow police to get on with catching burglars. Traffic cops who are not intelligent enough to cope with proper police work will be allowed to wear their uniforms for a transitional period before being re trained as vicars.

Pram lanes will be created in all shopping centres.

All cars will be converted to run on Venos to help stop congestion.

4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer.

All trains will be fitted with an automatic braking system that will function as soon as it sees red; this will include people who have been completely enraged by having to stand waiting on a platform for 3 hours.

Rather than to attempt re-opening disused railway lines we will put sound systems every 500 yards along the disused tracks which will play sound effects of old steam trains to keep railway loonies happy. When they choose to walk along the old railways nostalgically, men will be employed to throw buckets of soot over them every so often.

Drivers will be allowed to drive over roundabouts when there’s nothing about. This will make driving through Milton Keynes much more fun.

All speed cameras will be abolished and replaced by a new device fitted to your cars which will automatically slow down to the speed limit when driven though an infra-red beam. This will also apply to police cars; their device will be set to 5 mph though built up areas.

Traffic wardens will be re-named Dick Turpin because, let’s face it, it’s daylight robbery.

Any kerbs that are caught crawling will be arrested and the council will be fined £100.000 pounds.







We fully back the government’s policy of discouraging binge drinking by opening pubs for 24 hours. We believe that 24 hours is not quite long enough and propose to make the length of a day 32 hours long so that the pubs can be open for even longer. We also rather like the government idea of coming down hard on drugs by legalising them. Regarding tobacco it will now only be legal to smoke it with cannabis. Anyone found to have a ciggy not containing any cannabis will be made to walk to Coventry with a stone in their shoe, unless they come from Coventry in which case an alternative major city will be substituted on the advice of a committee who will meet far too often and eat dope cakes.

Anyone caught breaking the law will be made to mend it.

Any child found breaking the Auntie Social Order will be sent to their Uncles for a good clip around the ear.

All police will be made to say HELLO, HELLO, HELLO when making an arrest, this will treble the police force.

Police helmets will be re introduced and made even sillier. The higher a police rank then the higher their hat becomes. At Christmas they will be able to put flashing lights on them and generally decorate them. Once they have achieved the rank of Chief Constable the height of their hats will not allow them to leave their office, which they don’t anyway.







We will set up an enquiry to find out why there’s a Polar bear on Fox’s Glacier mints.

The Millennium Bridge will be made wobbly again, by building a pub at either end.

All computers will carry a hazard warning sign saying “Please do NOT forget to open your window before you throw this computer out of it”.

Due to the government’s policy of opening pubs 24 hours a day, a loony government for public safety will make the wearing of seat belts compulsory in all pubs, and pub tables will be fitted with airbags so you can fall over drunk without damaging your head (this does not offer protection from your wife attacking you with the rolling pin when you get home drunk).

Immigration: everyone wanting to come and live in the UK will be made welcome, so long as they are over the age of 85 and accompanied by both parents.





All foxes will be issued with sheep’s clothing.

Half the grey squirrel population will be painted red in order to increase the red squirrel population.

All houses built on flood planes will have foundations made of sponge, in order to soak up surplus water.

All people that think that they have a right to roam will need permission from the Pope.

Fox hunting will be re introduced under the “one hound – one dog” policy to make it a bit fairer.

Food and Fisheries

All food shall be clearly labelled “Recommended for Oral Use”.

All fast food will be clearly labelled “May contain traces of real food”.

With the growth of the motorist’s nightmare, the HUMPS, town farm cows WILL BE RE-INTRODUCED, as when they are going for milking they will block roads admirably and keep the speeding traffic down.







To solve the increasing obesity problem and global warming, all TVs and home computers must be run only by exercycle generators. A phase-in period of this major remedy will be allowed - maybe 5 to 5m minutes.

We will ask the Tooth Fairy to bring back all our good teeth and stop the rot in your Dental services.

The Care in Care Homes needs to be addressed, under an OMRLP government. Cocktails of drugs used to keep the elderly quiet will be banned and replaced by Fruit-Cocktail, Oxtail and prawn cocktail.

All foreign G.Ps in England and Wales will be taught the local dialect so they know when their patients feel Jiggered (Tired), Manky (Rough), Gipping (Vomiting) or have got somit rang with their Fizog (Face).

To prevent congestion on hospital wards, all hospital visits will be cut to 30 minutes a day, with the exception of Coco the clown to entertain the nurses.







All WMD’s (weapons of Mass Distraction) will be made highly visible so that we can find them.

Any politician wanting to start a war will be shipped off to the country in question with a bag of conkers. They can then conker the country themselves.

The white cliffs of Dover will be painted blue to camouflage our islands.

Buckingham Place will be defended by triffids, cultivated by Prince Charles.

Anyone criticising defence will be made to mend it with de hammer and de nails.







Anyone believing that their pet understands every word that they say to them will be asked to make the pet write a thesis to prove it.

It will be legal to keep Tapirs. People will be encouraged to keep them as pets because they are very funny and will cheer up the population no end.

Anyone keeping crocodiles will have to have their teeth removed. But the crocodiles won’t.







We will raise the old age pension to £2,000 a week for every pensioner who, for a period of more than 6 days, manages not to bore everyone witless about how brilliant their grandchildren are. To ease the transition period, special centres will be built where they may go once a week and rattle on about them. Unemployed people will be paid a ‘Bore Allowance’ of £27-50 a day to sit in front of them pretending to give a damn and saying “Mmm, how interesting” and “Really, well I never” and other statements as determined by the government. Tea and biscuits will be provided and the Samaritans will be on hand to council any of the ‘Bore Allowance’ volunteers.

Meals will be served on plates not on wheels.

Norman Wisdom will be made Minister of Pensions. Pensions will be raised by 100% on inflation, because I am nearly at retirement age myself.

Old age will be made officially 5 years older than you are.

All O.A.Ps will have the luxury of a woolly muff and free electric chairs



Sport

All footballers will be made to wear slippers to make the game more interesting.

Boxing will be made obligatory for people we don’t like.

The Olympic Games will only allow British sports people to take part in order to help our gold medal chances.

In view of the new sports being introduced into the Olympic Games we intend to make ‘Synchronized farting’ a national sport and to reintroduce cheese rolling.



To keep up with the present government we promise to introduce many policies that have not been thought through properly, purely for cheap votes.

These include:


Making everyone a lottery winner
Providing beer for school children
Giving everyone a quid who votes for us


and finally

The Queen

In future the National Anthem will be ‘Bring Me Sunshine’ as sung by Morecambe and Wise. It is quicker, more tuneful and people know the words. On state occasions Prince Philip will juggle his spectacles up and down and say, “Hey!” before the whole of the The Royal family do the dance off at the end. If the music can not be found because it was left in the pub then it may be substituted by ‘The Hippo Song’ by Flanders and Swann.














Read 'em...they're pretty funny...

And yes, they are a real political party.

[Kaneda]

Man that sounds perfect for you.

[Lenny]

Gimme 20 years or so and you'll be seeing Prime Minister Lenny of the Monster Raving Loony Party...:p

They've even got a manicfesto for 2525...www.omrlp.com

[Lenny]

Hmmm...this looks like fun...


Full controls - WYSIWYG...


Wow!! I can number and bullet point lists now...:D


My sig is yellow
It was made for me by a gal called yerita
On a different forum
She's slightly crazy...
And so on...
Go bullet points!!!

[D3V]

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[Lenny]

Prick.

[JRwakebord]

D3V, you're an asshole.

I just got home from clubbing and I can't hear a fucking thing. And I somehow came home wearing mardi gras beads. I don't know where they came from, either. AAAAAAnywho, it's time for me to pass out. Later y'all.

[Lenny]

Why hello. Long time no posty.

Mardi Gras beads can be quite fashionable...

Talking about fashionable, do you guys have all these wristbands over there: Livestrong, Make Poverty History, Stand Up Speak Out, Bullying, Faith, Strength etc??

Little rubber wristbands...

[JRwakebord]

Yah, we do. And I've been busy as hell lately, hence no posts. This is the first night I've been in all week.

[Kaneda]

First night you've been in all week huh?
Man it must be a bitch coming back into existance.

[Kaneda]

Whats a nigger?

[Kaneda]

Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care! Nigger pot pie and I dont care. Nigger pot pie and I don't care!

[Lenny]

Don't it gotta have a "My bitch is coming home!" on it??

So it goes: Nigger Pot Pie, and I don't care, Nigger Pot Pie, and I don't care, Nigger Pot Pie, and I don't care, My bitch is coming home!

No??

[Kaneda]

Si!



Insert content here:

And here:

[JRwakebord]

WTF?? It's been two days and no posts in the WRT!? What is the world coming to??!

[Kaneda]

There was no conversational points.

[Lenny]

Exxxxxactly!!

So, how's the weather??

Over here it's kinda wet...

[undeadzombieguy]

Has been windy and dry for the last couple of days. It looks as if it's going to rain soon though...

This is boring lets pick a different subject.

[undeadzombieguy]

How would you divide 10 points on a women. You can put points in face/tits/ass. So for instance if I get a girl and put 6 points in face, 3 in ass and 1 in tits. Means she got a nice face, average ass and not so nice tits. scale goes from 1 to 6, 6 being "perfect".

Mine would probably be... 5 for the face, 3 for the ass, 2 for tits

[Kaneda]

I concure!

[Kaneda]

Does insanity = d3v?

[Original Sin]

So making my Debut post here, I would like to say FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCC CCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA!

cause I'm T.N.T. I'm Dynamite!
T.N.T. and I'll win the fight!
T.N.T. I'm a powerload!
T.N.T. watch me explode!

[undeadzombieguy]

I beleive so yes. I remember insanity when post a pic, then in some thread D3V and Insanity pretended to know eachother... He actually made another account to pretend to be a girl and pretend to like himself (D3V)... really now I think back about it it's so fucking ridiculous...


ffs I cant fucking write up a sentecne anymore, it's like my mind is going blank every 5 minutes. I need to do...oh fuck this...whatever...

[undeadzombieguy]

Now... quick whacky whack and sleepy go for me.

peace up hommies. ,\/,,(('+')),,\/,

[undeadzombieguy]

But not really.

Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 22 seconds.


OOOH THE CRUELTY! :cry:

[JRwakebord]

Yah I hate that damn message.

[Kaneda]

Its should be removed here especially.

[Kaneda]

I heard Sweds had pink semen.






































And tails.





































And they ALL can calculate square roots to the infinity like dog knows how to swim.

[JRwakebord]

What
The
Fuck

[Kaneda]

I think we should make those swedish steriotypes.

[JRwakebord]

So we've got dumb Poles, penny-pinching Jews, and pink semen ejactulating Swedes?

Wow.

[Lenny]

What about the Brits??

[JRwakebord]

Bad teeth.

[undeadzombieguy]

What about the Dutch?

[undeadzombieguy]

People from Poland are cheaters in online games. Especially in shooters. Just about every single Polish person I've seen ingame was either cheating or being a dick.

[Lenny]

Not really...everyone I know has wonderful teeth...you can't help but notice that when they smile all their teeth are a wonderful white...

[undeadzombieguy]

You live in a fake England.

[Lenny]

Or maybe I only notice one person's superbly white teeth...and get them or the person out of my head...

[Kaneda]

Its like the Truman Show. Except w/ Lenny as the main character.

[Lenny]

I always thought the hills looked as if they were painted.



I'm going to ask again, have you guys had the new series of Dr. Who showing over there??

[HandOfHeaven]

No, we haven't. HI EVERYONE OMG H4X!

[undeadzombieguy]

I've seen the first episode. I didnt really like it that much.

[S2 AM]

So what are we trying to accomplish here?

[Lenny]

A random thing.

So you've only seen the first episode eh??

I agree, the first episode wasn't the best, but they did get better as the series went on.

I've been watching it for the past 13 weeks, and I've loved it. Last nights was the greatest of the lot!!

If you haven't seen them, then I urge you to download them and watch the whole series!!

[Kaneda]

Everlasting life.























































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Omg liek im so leet

[Lenny]

So I says "Mavis," I says, "He ain't coming back. He took a wrong turning and went to Brighton instead of Britain!!"

*cackles with laughter*

[Lenny]

I think I smell a comeback!!!

[Kaneda]

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[Kaneda]

That doesnt work on wide frames... MAKE YOUR SCREEN SMALLER!

[Kaneda]

It still sucks when you make your screen smaller. Dont bother.

[Lenny]

I smell...a comeback!!!