Have a criminal record? What are the most illegal things that you've done?

at my sisters 18th bday party a cop bus & wagon came, they were trying to stop all the underage drinking and fights, i went thru them and stripped most of the stickers of the bus, and scratched the fuck out of it, and i smashed the tale lights. i didnt get caught, and my parents congratulated me for doing so, because they hate cops.