Have a criminal record? What are the most illegal things that you've done?

She is still good enough. I mean, honestly, I'd be sleeping with her, not conversing with her in any way. I agree though, she lost most of her appeal on me that was every slightly present.

Like I said, I don't know what it is, but I honestly couldn't even bring myself to do that. She honestly disgusts me. I no longer find her physically appealing in any way. Watch that video I linked in my last post and you'll see what I mean.

shit.... that cottage cheese part... damn its hard to believe she went to that

Heh, I can't figure out how to watch it..

click watch this video or something

Heh, I can't figure out how to watch it..

You see how the word "this" is underlined? Click on it. It will take you to Newgrounds. Just click the "Watch This Movie!" button at the top and presto! 5 minutes of gross Britney pics.

shit.... that cottage cheese part... damn its hard to believe she went to that

Like I said, she's fucking nasty.

And a wonderful ad at the end, too.

What is it with women and rednecks/cowboys? Are they looking for someone who can straddle a piece of meat better than they do?

I honestly couldn't tell you. I live smack-dab in the middle of Hickville, and I still can't figure out what draws women to those douchebags.

It's obviously just another PR stunt, like her first wedding.. which lasted about 48 hours or so.

Hopefully contracting VD is part of this "PR stunt" as well. That way, maybe she'll consider cleaning up her act.

I honestly couldn't tell you. I live smack-dab in the middle of Hickville, and I still can't figure out what draws women to those douchebags.

It must be their sexy accents, and honestly, who can resist a man who has a 2nd grade reading level?

Drinking, smoking pot, stole 150 bucks from some old lady when I was 10, stole multiple times from other people, fucked someone over 18(is that even illegal?), Trespassing, out after curfew, buying pot, stealing booze, blowing shit up, firing a big ass potato gun that shot C batteries at golfers, firing a smaller potato gun that shot golfballs at golfers, sometimes frozen golf balls, Downloading and viewing pornography on the internet, fucking up D2 for blizzard, some things I don't want to list, some things I'm not going to list because they are just stupid.