To be completely and absolutely honest, if given the chance to sleep with Britney Spears, at this point I wouldn't. She's no longer appealing to me in any way, shape or form. Her stupidity is so horribly and overwhelmingly repugnant that it overrides any possible sexual attraction I could have for her. And no, simply binding and gagging her wouldn't do the trick. I'd still know how unrepentantly moronic she is, and I would feel filthy for engaging in any sort of sexual activity with her.

Plus, she's just not nearly as attractive as she used to be. Watch this for good examples of what I'm talking about.