Have a criminal record? What are the most illegal things that you've done?

at my sisters 18th bday party a cop bus & wagon came, they were trying to stop all the underage drinking and fights, i went thru them and stripped most of the stickers of the bus, and scratched the fuck out of it, and i smashed the tale lights. i didnt get caught, and my parents congratulated me for doing so, because they hate cops.

What a nice family. I hope you end up getting on Cops some time in your life for trying to break into a hen house using your penis. That will be the highlight of your dreary existence.

why would i break in2 a hen house when i have 1 in my back yard. T_T

And you open it with your penis. What don't you understand here!?

my penis is Toobig for that shit..