When you have a strange family...

Teh fux? Ant Eggs? Your dad isn't weird, your dad is on crack. All of the people my age in my family (Cousins, sister, ect), are all pretty much horny perverts. We'll get into graphic conversations about sex when our parent's aren't around. And on one side of the family, you have to be rather used to fart jokes. But hey, I love my family. They amuse me. Did I mention my mother gave my older brothers porn magazines, as well?

But you've never had sex... -.-

My mother got me porn magazines as well, she used to be a hippy back in the day and considers all this normal and natural. We have a very open family... Also my Father buys me alcohol as long as I pay for it, then says to be careful. Because he knows if he doesn't, I know a lot of people that will so he may as well.

Hmm... I could tell you some stories about my family... But...They all weird me out too much to talk about. But let's just say you may have the SECOND oddest family here. =\