When you have a strange family...
 

...Expect the unexpected. Which would technically be expected, anyway, wouldn't it?

Okay, I have...A strange family. We're known to say random things at random time, and to have an over-supply of sarcasm around each other. Or to just plain joke around period. In this case, my father and I are a lot alike. Example - a conversation we had:

Dad: So whats for dinner?
Me: The Simpsons. ::sagenod::
Shelly: The Simpsons? OH YAH! Let's eat THEM!
Dad: I get their fingers.
Me: NO! BUT I WANT THEIR FINGERS!
Dad: I called them first!
Me: FINE! I CALL THEIR HAIR!
Shelly: You two are weird...
Dad: Fine. Have their hair.
Me: YES! Homer's hair must be a delicacy, since it's so rare.
*Family laughter*


Is anyone else's family this weird? :wierd: Got any funny family stories? I have plenty.

actually you guys are lucky that you still eat at the dinner table together as a family, my family doesn't. one of my sisters moved to another state (without telling me) and then gets married (without telling the family), yes i know my family sucks :-(

Haha..Dinner at the table...as a family? Only on the holidays. Usually only on Thanksgiving. I have four other siblings. Two older brothers, both married and have kids, one of them lives in Arkansas while the other lives near me. And I have a sister who is a year and a day older than me. She was given up for adoption when she was born, and I only recently within the last year met her for the first time. I also have a younger sister, whom I live with. I suppose we get along better than most siblings would.

And every one of us has strange quirks. For instance, the brother that lives near me...he likes dancing in his boxers. And he mooned me once when I was babysitting his daughter. Such a freaky boy. :wierd:

First, stepdad only laughs at situational irony. Second, he'd never ask "whats for dinner," because, as he puts it, we're not a restaurant, so you better eat whats on the table. So it's usually me who asks that question, and I would never get a random reply like that.

So there you have it...no random shit like that ever goes on in my family.

My family is pretty normal compared to yours Jess.

I have no idea how my family is. I rarely eat with them. But rarely are they ever comedic.

Hmm... My step-mom is the most horrible human being on the face of the earth.

Family ? I dont know that game.

Holy shit. :wierd: So I'm the only one with a strange family?

well...i'd tell you about my family, but i don't want to because of the recent past.

Yup jess, your the ONLY one.

Well fine, then. I'll tell more stories.

One time my older brother (the one who lives near me) drank quite a bit of the alcohol that my dad had in our fridge. He got horribly smashed (and he was still underaged at the time). For a moment he thought he was Superman, and so he jumped off the banister(whilst screaming "I'm Superman!") and onto the floor. And got rugburn down his chest.

And another time when he was drunk, he shoved his head into our fishtank and started blowing bubbles. When he pulled his head out, everyone asked why he had done that. His reply was "I was talking to the fishes!"

My brother is an idiot-drunkard.

O_o yea, he is. lol talk to the little fishies

No more plz.

You're no fun. ;)

I had to drive my mom home recently because she was completely smashed. My family is quite humorous and my mom is really fun.

what are you talking about???
mine is wierd..er

there was this conversation where my dad is know as the "person who would eat anything" he figured out that the only thing he cant eat is blue crab and ant eggs. yes ANT EGGS!!!!! and i know its sick,

Teh fux? Ant Eggs? Your dad isn't weird, your dad is on crack.

All of the people my age in my family (Cousins, sister, ect), are all pretty much horny perverts. We'll get into graphic conversations about sex when our parent's aren't around. And on one side of the family, you have to be rather used to fart jokes.

But hey, I love my family. They amuse me.

Did I mention my mother gave my older brothers porn magazines, as well?

my family is your usual poor family.....nobody talks to each other, only hate them, and when somebody talks they end up in an argument or a fight

But you've never had sex... -.-

My mother got me porn magazines as well, she used to be a hippy back in the day and considers all this normal and natural. We have a very open family... Also my Father buys me alcohol as long as I pay for it, then says to be careful. Because he knows if he doesn't, I know a lot of people that will so he may as well.

Hmm... I could tell you some stories about my family... But...They all weird me out too much to talk about. But let's just say you may have the SECOND oddest family here. =\