Well fine, then. I'll tell more stories.

One time my older brother (the one who lives near me) drank quite a bit of the alcohol that my dad had in our fridge. He got horribly smashed (and he was still underaged at the time). For a moment he thought he was Superman, and so he jumped off the banister(whilst screaming "I'm Superman!") and onto the floor. And got rugburn down his chest.

And another time when he was drunk, he shoved his head into our fishtank and started blowing bubbles. When he pulled his head out, everyone asked why he had done that. His reply was "I was talking to the fishes!"

My brother is an idiot-drunkard.