AFTER TEN long years and millions of dollars, Canadian scientists claim they have developed a new cuss word which is the mother of all profanity.
The word is so horrible, Weekly World News has chosen not to print it. Lead scientist Dr. Dennis Dimpster explains the discovery. "We started off by taking every cuss word known in the English language, broke them down, and assigned them numbers according to their level of offensiveness.
"We then took those numbers and pieced together one single cuss word. It's a doozy, if I may say so. It's got the power of 'F-You' and the sting of the 'C' ...
"We tested our new cuss word on a control group of 50 people who ranged widely in sex, age, and race. Once I said the word, 16 people started crying, 18 tried to punch me, and one covered his ears, started screaming, then jumped out of the lab window. Luckily, he wasn't seriously injured."
HAHAHAHA!
This has got to be fake.
Btw, any more news about that cloud Weekly World News said was going to kill us all?
Actually I have heard of other thing that are far worse like the 3 billion in research to discover that fast food isn't healthy but yeah I doubt this was really done only Bush would waste money on something so dumb.
AFTER TEN long years and millions of dollars, Canadian scientists claim they have developed a new cuss word which is the mother of all profanity.
The word is so horrible, Weekly World News has chosen not to print it. Lead scientist Dr. Dennis Dimpster explains the discovery. "We started off by taking every cuss word known in the English language, broke them down, and assigned them numbers according to their level of offensiveness.
"We then took those numbers and pieced together one single cuss word. It's a doozy, if I may say so. It's got the power of 'F-You' and the sting of the 'C' ...
Beer lovers from around the world have been making pilgrimages to the Krautlager River since its discovery earlier this year. Many of these beer pilgrims have bathed in the beer believing it has magical powers that can increase their consumption and tolerance levels.
Others just want to drink from the river rather than pay to drink in a traditional German beer garden. The existence of such a river has long been a legend in parts of Bavaria. Traditional German folklore is filled with beer river references, and German schoolchildren are taught about beer rivers from an early age.
"This is the discovery of the century," explains renowned German historian and alcoholic Gunther Kaisersteiner.
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