If thats true, apparently:

Aliens have mooned NASA's spacecraft! http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61504

Gals who go topless live longer!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61498

A man is so fat, he became a human planet!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61494

And a company turns dead bodies into diamonds!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/featu...chnology/47842

Oh, don't forget this one... A river of beer was found in Germany!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61474