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Curian 2005-12-28 09:43 PM
WHY? Whats the point?
 
By MATT KIRSCH

AFTER TEN long years and millions of dollars, Canadian scientists claim they have developed a new cuss word which is the mother of all profanity.

The word is so horrible, Weekly World News has chosen not to print it. Lead scientist Dr. Dennis Dimpster explains the discovery. "We started off by taking every cuss word known in the English language, broke them down, and assigned them numbers according to their level of offensiveness.

"We then took those numbers and pieced together one single cuss word. It's a doozy, if I may say so. It's got the power of 'F-You' and the sting of the 'C' ...

sue_13 2005-12-28 11:14 PM
I think if Weekly World News is even mentioned in any way then this is 100% completely stupid and false.

Lenny 2005-12-29 05:58 AM
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61488

Quote:
"We tested our new cuss word on a control group of 50 people who ranged widely in sex, age, and race. Once I said the word, 16 people started crying, 18 tried to punch me, and one covered his ears, started screaming, then jumped out of the lab window. Luckily, he wasn't seriously injured."
HAHAHAHA!

This has got to be fake.

Btw, any more news about that cloud Weekly World News said was going to kill us all?

Titusfied 2005-12-29 06:04 AM
What a stupid thread.

!King_Amazon! 2005-12-29 06:07 AM
Weekly World News has never published truth in it's entire existance.

Titusfied 2005-12-29 06:08 AM
Hah, I never even heard of it.

Curian 2005-12-29 11:00 AM
Actually I have heard of other thing that are far worse like the 3 billion in research to discover that fast food isn't healthy but yeah I doubt this was really done only Bush would waste money on something so dumb.

!King_Amazon! 2005-12-29 11:19 AM
It's 100% fake, there's no "doubting" about it, it came from WWN, they do not post anything truthful, end.

JRwakebord 2005-12-29 12:16 PM
WWN is as reliable as The Onion, and occasionally just as entertaining.

Great-Thanatos 2005-12-29 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Curian
By MATT KIRSCH

AFTER TEN long years and millions of dollars, Canadian scientists claim they have developed a new cuss word which is the mother of all profanity.

The word is so horrible, Weekly World News has chosen not to print it. Lead scientist Dr. Dennis Dimpster explains the discovery. "We started off by taking every cuss word known in the English language, broke them down, and assigned them numbers according to their level of offensiveness.

"We then took those numbers and pieced together one single cuss word. It's a doozy, if I may say so. It's got the power of 'F-You' and the sting of the 'C' ...
Do you ever post anything that is worth reading?

Grav 2005-12-29 02:19 PM
El moved

Dar_Win 2005-12-29 03:02 PM
Fake. Retarted. End of story.

Jessifer 2005-12-29 10:25 PM
No. No, he doesn't.

Sovereign 2005-12-30 04:00 AM
I was just thinking that.

Too bad the onion isn't funny either.

Jamesadin 2005-12-30 10:53 AM
If thats true, apparently:

Aliens have mooned NASA's spacecraft! http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61504

Gals who go topless live longer!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61498

A man is so fat, he became a human planet!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61494

And a company turns dead bodies into diamonds!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/featu...chnology/47842

Oh, don't forget this one... A river of beer was found in Germany!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61474

Dar_Win 2005-12-30 12:05 PM
Quote:
Beer lovers from around the world have been making pilgrimages to the Krautlager River since its discovery earlier this year. Many of these beer pilgrims have bathed in the beer believing it has magical powers that can increase their consumption and tolerance levels.

Others just want to drink from the river rather than pay to drink in a traditional German beer garden. The existence of such a river has long been a legend in parts of Bavaria. Traditional German folklore is filled with beer river references, and German schoolchildren are taught about beer rivers from an early age.

"This is the discovery of the century," explains renowned German historian and alcoholic Gunther Kaisersteiner.

Hahahaha!

KagomJack 2005-12-30 01:01 PM
The guy in the picture of the human planet reminds me of an ex of mine >.>

Great-Thanatos 2005-12-30 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamesadin
Oh, don't forget this one... A river of beer was found in Germany!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61474
OH MAI EFFING GAWD

Thats awesome.

Dar_Win 2005-12-30 01:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KagomJack
The guy in the picture of the human planet reminds me of an ex of mine >.>


You date 450 pound men?

KagomJack 2005-12-30 02:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dar_Win
You date 450 pound men?
I'm talking about the guy's face. His facial region reminded me of an ex of mine.


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