By MATT KIRSCH

AFTER TEN long years and millions of dollars, Canadian scientists claim they have developed a new cuss word which is the mother of all profanity.

The word is so horrible, Weekly World News has chosen not to print it. Lead scientist Dr. Dennis Dimpster explains the discovery. "We started off by taking every cuss word known in the English language, broke them down, and assigned them numbers according to their level of offensiveness.

"We then took those numbers and pieced together one single cuss word. It's a doozy, if I may say so. It's got the power of 'F-You' and the sting of the 'C' ...