Army here I come

I can get out of the army on a few things: 1) I have a form of asthma which makes it hard for me to do a lot of what they do (2) I'm gay and open about it [see dont' ask don't tell policy] and (3) I have bad hips and a bad back

So your currently in the army, or your saying that you could get out of it if you needed to? How old are you btw?