Airforce Cops are scary guys. They handle the explosive-sniffing dogs and such.

We have those guys staying at the hotel I work for all the time. Cheney's from Wyoming and he comes here on vacation several times a year. I talked with one of the officers over New Years. He was hammered drunk, and proceeded to tell me that he had enough explosive components stored in his room (for training the dog, you see) to blow up the entire block. Then he proceeded to tell me, as I was petting his rather friendly dog, that if he were to give the dog a command to kill me, I'd be dead before I hit the floor.

Yeah, intimidating people, all right.