I can get out of the army on a few things: 1) I have a form of asthma which makes it hard for me to do a lot of what they do (2) I'm gay and open about it [see dont' ask don't tell policy] and (3) I have bad hips and a bad back
Um, aren't you bi?
Anyways, SYG, I would also like to know some conditions in which one may not be drafted or enlist.