God bless rockstar.

Hmm.. I just rented the game because I'm grounded because of my drug test results. So, anyways, I haven't really stopped playing it. Motherfuckin' ballas!

your grounded but you get to play?

I'm never at home, so the logical punishment is to ground me from leaving the house.

PFT! Everyone knows ballas is pussies.

"Man, I'm too high for this shit."

And the Vagos. And some other gangs that I don't yet know the names of. And the Ruskies. They kept on trying to kill me. And then their leader drove away in his car and I couldn't catch him.

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I've found the Two-player point outside your girlfriends house. Apparently there are more in Los Santos. Anyone know where???