Hmm. I'm 14 and I got it fine. Walked up to the counter, asked for it, got it, payed, walked out, played.

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Apparently there is a bunch of flowers - roses? - that you can use as a weapon.

I had the dildo for a bout ten hours before some dick shot me. Can't wait to try out two-player.

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I'm starting to get all exited with all this talk about later missions. Oh, bloody PS2 crashing on me.