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Posted 2005-01-28, 04:07 PM
Has anyone here ever jacked off with calamine lotion.
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Posted 2005-01-28, 04:14 PM in reply to kaos's post "Calamine Lotion"
No, but it's probably a bad idea. It dries your skin so I don't think it would be a good thing to have around your dick.

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Posted 2005-01-28, 04:22 PM in reply to kaos's post "Calamine Lotion"
kaos said:
Has anyone here ever jacked off with calamine lotion.
You are a sick man.
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Posted 2005-01-28, 04:25 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "You are a sick man."
I didn't say I did, but my friend said his brother got zinc oxide overdose for doing so...and his dick turned yellow.
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Posted 2005-01-28, 04:29 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "I didn't say I did, but my friend said..."
You know what I just thought...


Rubbing poison ivy on your nuts....

that would fuckkin hurt. plus it'll make your dick look small.
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Posted 2005-01-28, 04:35 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "I didn't say I did, but my friend said..."
I was going to mention the zinc oxide overdose. That's why they say you shouldn't use Calamine Lotion too often.

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Posted 2005-01-28, 05:53 PM in reply to RoboticSilence's post starting "I was going to mention the zinc oxide..."
Ya we can all say that now...
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Posted 2005-01-28, 08:47 PM in reply to kaos's post "Calamine Lotion"
I dont use lotion to beat the (neatly trimmed) bush.

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Posted 2005-01-28, 08:48 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post starting "I dont use lotion to beat the (neatly..."
Aren't you the one who was gonna jackoff at passers by in the mirror bathroom that you could see out of but people couldn't see in?
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Posted 2005-01-28, 08:55 PM in reply to kaos's post "Calamine Lotion"
IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT HIS HOLY AND DECENT, WHY DO YOU ASK THIS QUESTION?'

And I would think it'd be bad for you.
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Posted 2005-01-28, 09:02 PM in reply to kaos's post "Calamine Lotion"
I most certainly do not.
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Posted 2005-01-28, 10:26 PM in reply to kaos's post "Calamine Lotion"
kaos said:
Has anyone here ever jacked off with calamine lotion.

Try toothpaste.














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Posted 2005-01-28, 11:00 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Try toothpaste."
Yeah ok thread closed, thanks D3V.

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