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kaos	2005-01-28 04:07 PM

Calamine Lotion

Has anyone here ever jacked off with calamine lotion.

RoboticSilence

2005-01-28 04:14 PM

No, but it's probably a bad idea. It dries your skin so I don't think it would be a good thing to have around your dick.

Demosthenes

2005-01-28 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaos

Has anyone here ever jacked off with calamine lotion.

You are a sick man.

kaos	2005-01-28 04:25 PM

I didn't say I did, but my friend said his brother got zinc oxide overdose for doing so...and his dick turned yellow.

kaos	2005-01-28 04:29 PM

You know what I just thought...

Rubbing poison ivy on your nuts....

that would fuckkin hurt. plus it'll make your dick look small.

RoboticSilence

2005-01-28 04:35 PM

I was going to mention the zinc oxide overdose. That's why they say you shouldn't use Calamine Lotion too often.

Kaneda

2005-01-28 05:53 PM

Ya we can all say that now...

DaFrigginDoctah

2005-01-28 08:47 PM

I dont use lotion to beat the (neatly trimmed) bush.

HandOfHeaven

2005-01-28 08:48 PM

Aren't you the one who was gonna jackoff at passers by in the mirror bathroom that you could see out of but people couldn't see in?

KagomJack

2005-01-28 08:55 PM

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT HIS HOLY AND DECENT, WHY DO YOU ASK THIS QUESTION?'

And I would think it'd be bad for you.

Sovereign

2005-01-28 09:02 PM

I most certainly do not.

D3V	2005-01-28 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaos

Has anyone here ever jacked off with calamine lotion.

Try toothpaste.

RoboticSilence

2005-01-28 11:00 PM

Yeah ok thread closed, thanks D3V.

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