An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the
bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, blue, yellow.
The old man just stared at him.
The young man said "What's the matter old fart, never done anything wild in
your life?
The old man replied, I Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot.
I was just wondering if you were my kid.
3 faggots walking down the street from lunch at a mexican resturant
1st faggot puts his hang on hsit stomach and says whew do u guys mind if i pass gas?
2nd/3rd no go ahead
1st pfffffft(silent hissing fart)
5 mins later 2nd faggot says man i dont blame you that food is running right thru me do u mind if i break wind?
1st/3rd no i dont care
2nd pffft(silent hissing fart)
couple mins after that 3rd faggot farts brrrrraap (loud vibrating fart)
1st and 2nd faggot look at him and say "haha virgin"
"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."- Benjamin Franklin
:O)
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