3 faggots walking down the street from lunch at a mexican resturant
1st faggot puts his hang on hsit stomach and says whew do u guys mind if i pass gas?

2nd/3rd no go ahead

1st pfffffft(silent hissing fart)

5 mins later 2nd faggot says man i dont blame you that food is running right thru me do u mind if i break wind?

1st/3rd no i dont care
2nd pffft(silent hissing fart)

couple mins after that 3rd faggot farts brrrrraap (loud vibrating fart)
1st and 2nd faggot look at him and say "haha virgin"

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