An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the
bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, blue, yellow.
The old man just stared at him.
The young man said "What's the matter old fart, never done anything wild in
your life?
The old man replied, I Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot.
I was just wondering if you were my kid.