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Posted 2005-12-28, 09:43 PM
By MATT KIRSCH

AFTER TEN long years and millions of dollars, Canadian scientists claim they have developed a new cuss word which is the mother of all profanity.

The word is so horrible, Weekly World News has chosen not to print it. Lead scientist Dr. Dennis Dimpster explains the discovery. "We started off by taking every cuss word known in the English language, broke them down, and assigned them numbers according to their level of offensiveness.

"We then took those numbers and pieced together one single cuss word. It's a doozy, if I may say so. It's got the power of 'F-You' and the sting of the 'C' ...
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Posted 2005-12-28, 11:14 PM in reply to Curian's post "WHY? Whats the point?"
I think if Weekly World News is even mentioned in any way then this is 100% completely stupid and false.
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Posted 2005-12-29, 05:58 AM in reply to Curian's post "WHY? Whats the point?"
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61488

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"We tested our new cuss word on a control group of 50 people who ranged widely in sex, age, and race. Once I said the word, 16 people started crying, 18 tried to punch me, and one covered his ears, started screaming, then jumped out of the lab window. Luckily, he wasn't seriously injured."
HAHAHAHA!

This has got to be fake.

Btw, any more news about that cloud Weekly World News said was going to kill us all?
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Posted 2005-12-29, 06:04 AM in reply to Curian's post "WHY? Whats the point?"
What a stupid thread.
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Posted 2005-12-29, 06:07 AM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "What a stupid thread."
Weekly World News has never published truth in it's entire existance.
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Posted 2005-12-29, 06:08 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Weekly World News has never published..."
Hah, I never even heard of it.
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Posted 2005-12-29, 11:00 AM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "Hah, I never even heard of it."
Actually I have heard of other thing that are far worse like the 3 billion in research to discover that fast food isn't healthy but yeah I doubt this was really done only Bush would waste money on something so dumb.
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Posted 2005-12-29, 11:19 AM in reply to Curian's post starting "Actually I have heard of other thing..."
It's 100% fake, there's no "doubting" about it, it came from WWN, they do not post anything truthful, end.
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Posted 2005-12-29, 12:54 PM in reply to Curian's post "WHY? Whats the point?"
Curian said:
By MATT KIRSCH

AFTER TEN long years and millions of dollars, Canadian scientists claim they have developed a new cuss word which is the mother of all profanity.

The word is so horrible, Weekly World News has chosen not to print it. Lead scientist Dr. Dennis Dimpster explains the discovery. "We started off by taking every cuss word known in the English language, broke them down, and assigned them numbers according to their level of offensiveness.

"We then took those numbers and pieced together one single cuss word. It's a doozy, if I may say so. It's got the power of 'F-You' and the sting of the 'C' ...
Do you ever post anything that is worth reading?
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Posted 2005-12-29, 02:19 PM in reply to Great-Thanatos's post starting "Do you ever post anything that is worth..."
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Posted 2005-12-29, 03:02 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "El moved"
Fake. Retarted. End of story.
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Posted 2005-12-29, 10:25 PM in reply to Great-Thanatos's post starting "Do you ever post anything that is worth..."
No. No, he doesn't.
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