When you have a strange family...

...Expect the unexpected. Which would technically be expected, anyway, wouldn't it?

Okay, I have...A strange family. We're known to say random things at random time, and to have an over-supply of sarcasm around each other. Or to just plain joke around period. In this case, my father and I are a lot alike. Example - a conversation we had:

Dad: So whats for dinner?
Me: The Simpsons. ::sagenod::
Shelly: The Simpsons? OH YAH! Let's eat THEM!
Dad: I get their fingers.
Me: NO! BUT I WANT THEIR FINGERS!
Dad: I called them first!
Me: FINE! I CALL THEIR HAIR!
Shelly: You two are weird...
Dad: Fine. Have their hair.
Me: YES! Homer's hair must be a delicacy, since it's so rare.
*Family laughter*


Is anyone else's family this weird? Got any funny family stories? I have plenty.