I was on google and thought that i would look for that one old christian site with all those fake facts about masturbation when i stumbled upon this. The last one is definetly the fuunniest.
AM10: Vaginal juices detection cream - £9.99
- apply to hands, underwear or cucumbers to detect traces of vaginal juices
- cream will turn purple if it comes into contact with vaginal juices
The "Helmet of Pure Thought"
This deluxe item is used to eradicate lustful thoughts from the wearer. The helmet monitors brain waves and emits a nausea-inducing low frequency when sexual thoughts are detected. The wearer can be "tempted" with images of a sexual nature by looking into a visor (sold separately).
The perfect item to test whether your child is pure in thought. (AKA Gay)
Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That, is when the world will end.
I was looking for an email to harass them and to tell them masturbation is normal and human and if we werent supposed to do it then nobody would. and OMG nocturnal emission sheets?! wtf!!! tahts totally inhumane.. nocturnal emission is totally natural if u dont wank off.. its a natural process and u cant stop it nomater what.. its like ur heart beating, u have less control over it then even breathing.. its like telling u that human sexuality is wrong... fuck them and i hope they die :P obviously i wank off and so do all of u so no shame in admitting it.. i hope they go to hell for that if there is 1
Hmm, lol well i just read the site cuz i was ready to send them hate-mail but it said the site is a parody and just a joke to see how people react to it.. im relieved cuz everyone wanks off and they probably do too.. so keep wanking jesus loves u all! lolol
I've read the bible and the only thing I remember about masturbation is something like if a soldier emits during the night, he has to leave the battle for the next day and night.
Anti-Masturbation Equipment
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