EvilSpaniard: hi
Master Kagom: Hullo
Master Kagom: May I inquire as to whom you might be?
EvilSpaniard: i'm mantralord!
Master Kagom: Okay.
EvilSpaniard: so...i hear you like guys too
Master Kagom: I'm bisexual
Master Kagom: So, yeah I do
EvilSpaniard: do you think i'm secksy?
Master Kagom: Well, you are cute, but I wouldn't go super sexy.
EvilSpaniard: pfft
EvilSpaniard: wanna go out with me, sexy boy?
Master Kagom: No
EvilSpaniard: oooh, denied!
EvilSpaniard: i like it when they play hard to get
Master Kagom: Oh, do you?
EvilSpaniard: oh my yes
Master Kagom: Hmm...too bad I'm not playing hard to get. I'm just flat-out saying "No"
EvilSpaniard: o rly?
Master Kagom: Yes, really.
EvilSpaniard: well, i can see how a...handsome boy like you would deny a lowly peasant like me...
Master Kagom: 1) I can see into the sarcasm when you say "handsome boy like you" (2) You're probably bored and trying to have some fun using me
EvilSpaniard: well, that's not how it is at all...
EvilSpaniard: you see, i suspect you have a humongous penis...
Master Kagom: Uh-huh...people on Zelaron do this stupid shit to other members all the time, though it is funny, I'd prefer not to get involved.
EvilSpaniard: you're already involved!
Master Kagom: Damn you...
EvilSpaniard: have you ever fucked a guy?
Master Kagom: No
EvilSpaniard: ever been fucked by a guy?
Master Kagom: No
EvilSpaniard: ever been fucked by a girl?
Master Kagom: no
EvilSpaniard: ever fucked a girl?
Master Kagom: no
EvilSpaniard: ever been fucked by a genetically engineered mushroom-dog thing?
Master Kagom: No...
EvilSpaniard: that's good to know!
EvilSpaniard: so...you're just a sexless white boy?
Master Kagom: Yeah
EvilSpaniard: wanna make manbabies?
Master Kagom: Not with you
EvilSpaniard: you sick kangaroo, man-on-man secks cannot produce manbabies!
Master Kagom: Did I say that it did?
EvilSpaniard: you implied that it did
Master Kagom: Did I?
EvilSpaniard: oh yes
Master Kagom: When you said "let's make manbabies" I first thought "Men can't have children from anal intercourse, but I know he is referring to anal intercourse" but I just typed in a response anyway.
EvilSpaniard: too bad
EvilSpaniard: wanna see quikspy's penis?
Master Kagom: No
EvilSpaniard: after his ridicule, quikspy cut off his penis and threw it away. i had to sift through 6 piles of garbage to find it again. i keep it in a jar. i call it "quickie."
Master Kagom: O.o
Master Kagom: uhm...oooookay....
EvilSpaniard: once i stuck my house keys into the car ignition, and the car turned into a house
EvilSpaniard: i lived there for several months
Master Kagom: >.>
Master Kagom: okay...
EvilSpaniard: once i put a slice of cheese on a lightbulb to turn it into a yellowbulb...needless to say i was having grilled cheese sandwiches that night
Master Kagom: uh huh...
Master Kagom: So far, everything you have said has held no interest to me in any way.
EvilSpaniard: but you're not really that important...this show is all about me, baby
Master Kagom: But I really think that the star of this show is just a sad little man who wishes for attention from someone he considers lower than him.
EvilSpaniard: i get all the attention i need from quickie.
EvilSpaniard: aww shit, he just peed the carpet..
Master Kagom: But it's not enough to satisfy your ego. You just want more because you are an attention whore.
EvilSpaniard: a good whore doesn't know how to cook on lightbulbs as well as i do!
Master Kagom: Be honest, why are you talking to me?
EvilSpaniard: i suspect you are an eskimo
Master Kagom: ...
Master Kagom: Eskimos live in Alaska and Canada
Master Kagom: I live in IL
Master Kagom: Therefore I cannot pass for an eskimo
EvilSpaniard: haha, you losers in the upper states shovel snow every winter! haha! HAHA! ha.
Master Kagom: Not me...
EvilSpaniard: because you're an eskimo!
Master Kagom: Are you really this bored?
EvilSpaniard: horny
Master Kagom: Honestly...this is a bad bad attempt to keep yourself entertained.
EvilSpaniard: i'm jacking off to your denial of my sex-offerings
Master Kagom: Riiiiiiiiight...
Master Kagom: What must I do to get rid of you?
EvilSpaniard: send nekked pix
Master Kagom: ...
Master Kagom: Want me to tell you something interesting today? I cut my arm today because I had a little bump that I thought was a pimple. Well...it started to bleed a lot, I sucked on my arm, to get the blood off. And for the first time ever, blood tasted good. I have a hickey on my arm where I sucked up my blood. I can't wait to taste blood again.
EvilSpaniard: wanna go on a murdering spree with me?
Master Kagom: No
Master Kagom: I want to cut your neck and pour your blood into a glass and drink it.
EvilSpaniard: original!
EvilSpaniard: but remember, before doing any cutting...
EvilSpaniard: always wear SAFETY GOGGLES!
Master Kagom: Then I'm going to peel your skin off and hang it on hooks until it dries out. Then I'll sew it together and make a flesh-coat and give it to a hobo, and frame him for your death.
EvilSpaniard: SAFETY!
Master Kagom: I don't mind getting a little cut or so, I'll just suck the blood out of the wound
EvilSpaniard: you're obviously irresponsible and UNSAFE. i cannot allow you to cut me!
Master Kagom: I'd take my sword, cut off your head, then pour the hot blood oozing from your neck into a bucket and then serve it to myself.
Master Kagom: ...
Master Kagom: this isn't working -_-
EvilSpaniard: ooh
EvilSpaniard: now we have swords....
Master Kagom: I've always had swords
EvilSpaniard: kk....where are the elves?
Master Kagom: The elves are not real...
EvilSpaniard: and swords are!? bitch puhh-leeeze!
Master Kagom: I got this sword for a lot of money
Master Kagom: from a sword maker in Japan
Master Kagom: we're talking thousands
Master Kagom: I had to get some money from family
Master Kagom: so I'm hoping it would be better than some flimsy-ass sword from a website
EvilSpaniard: yea sure buddy, and i got this GIANT ROBOT FROM NEO TOKYO from "Japan" too...
EvilSpaniard: ^____________^
Master Kagom: why do you continue to vex me?
EvilSpaniard: again with the imaginary stuff? vex? what's next...ohm....sur....EL!?
Master Kagom: vex = anger
EvilSpaniard: ohm = electrical measurement of resistance! yeah right...
Master Kagom: seriously
Master Kagom: look up vex in the dictionary
Master Kagom: you're thinking of hex
EvilSpaniard: hex = short for hexadecimal!
Master Kagom: May you fall down the stairs and have a thousand pieces of glass fall upon you at full force and cut you up
EvilSpaniard: why not razors?
Master Kagom: ...
Master Kagom: I wonder why I just don't block you...
EvilSpaniard: coz you wanna fuck me in the blow-hole
Master Kagom: ...
Master Kagom: if I wanted to do that, I'd have said so by now...
EvilSpaniard: maybe you're just afraid it will be a little too *tight* for you...
Master Kagom: ...
Master Kagom: or maybe I'm just too lazy to block you...
EvilSpaniard: oh, its easy! just press <alt><p><b><enter>
EvilSpaniard: duh you stuped!
Master Kagom: or
Master Kagom: People > Block
Master Kagom: hmmm
EvilSpaniard: yeah, but now you don't have to move your tired right hand all the way over to your wet mouse
Master Kagom: hmmm
Master Kagom: You are an arrogant bastard who deserves to be hit by a mack truck. Never ever try to contact me again.
Master Kagom signed off at 11:59:21 PM.
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