Wow I actually read the whole thing. That was...hilarious.

Some Highlights:

EvilSpaniard: you sick kangaroo, man-on-man secks cannot produce manbabies!

EvilSpaniard: once i put a slice of cheese on a lightbulb to turn it into a yellowbulb...needless to say i was having grilled cheese sandwiches that night

EvilSpaniard: again with the imaginary stuff? vex? what's next...ohm....sur....EL!?

Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That, is when the world will end.